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NonMembers Only
by Erin Azar, Mike Hourani
NonMembers Only is a sports(ish) variety show for curious people who aren’t already in the know. Every week, we curate the niche sports, pop culture, and internet stories worth knowing - and when we get access to the worlds behind them, we take you with us.
Episodes
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#264 - Marathon Cheater, Olympic Torch Logistics, & Pitching to ESPN
Welcome back to NonMembers Only! We kick off on National "Evaluate Your Life" Day as Erin unpacks a genuinely brutal birthday weekend. After attending a devastating funeral on Friday that left her filming brand ads with severely swollen eyes, she spent her actual birthday standing in torrential...
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#263 - Robot Toilets, $12 Million Michael Jordan Jersey, & NASCAR Swear Jar
Merch - https://nonmembersshop.com/ We kick off the episode celebrating National Farmers Day by debating whether baling hay makes farmers actual athletes, before diving into our lingering disgust over lettuce grown with manure "poo water" . We finally swallow our pride to share the embarrassing...
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#262 - $1M Pokémon Card, Zelda Remake, & Marriage Advice
We kick off celebrating a massive 7,000 Instagram follower milestone and share an intimate 50th wedding anniversary recap before diving into a four-player session of Super Mario Wonder. We discuss upcoming Nintendo releases—including the highly anticipated Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake—and gawk…
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#261 - Pokémon 30th Anniversary, NASCAR Brawl, & Wedding Etiquette
We kick off celebrating a two-week health streak and debating wedding table etiquette before sharing a neighborhood encounter with a rumored retired NFL player. We dive into a viral Hyrox race controversy from Beijing and break down the fiery NASCAR brawl at Bristol between Carson Hocevar and…
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#260 - Eagles "Big Dom" Drama, World Nomad Games, & Mini Golf Rage
We kick off celebrating World Mini Golf Day and issue a major podcast ultimatum before diving into a raw mental health and melanoma diagnosis update. On the sports front, we review the wild Philadelphia Eagles "Big Dom" drama, explore the insane World Nomad Games (horseback rugby with a goat...
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#259 - Love Island PA Scam, NFL Goalpost Sabotage, & Fantasy Football
We kick off announcing our new fantasy football team, the "Pepto Pugskins," and celebrate Mike's birthday before sharing a wild story about Dan accidentally inhaling a live fish while body surfing. We react to dramatic footage of an American Airlines flight restraint, evaluate allegations that…
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#258 - Sydney Marathon Miracle, DoorDash Accidents, & Female Urinals
We kick off with a massive announcement regarding Erin's upcoming book before sharing a personal health update about her recent melanoma diagnosis. In the running world, we marvel at an elite runner breaking the 3-hour barrier at the Sydney Marathon while 32 weeks pregnant, debate the ethics of...
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#257 - Wheelchair Rugby Gold, LoveSac Drama, & Robot Olympics
We kick off the episode celebrating National Eat Outside Day and mixing up some creatine electrolytes in a Hydro Jug to fight off brain fog before diving into some major rants. Mike vents about annoying "see what's new" software pop ups on Riverside. Mike explains a bizarre shipping error where…
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#256 - Tinter Battles World Championships
This week, we are officially "Tint Boys" broadcasting straight from a transformed warehouse in Glendale, California, for the global Tinter Battles window tinting championships. We immerse ourselves into the intense, WWE-style subculture of competitive window tinting, complete with pre-competition...
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#255 - Death Diving, Legend of Kevin’s Truck, & Sleeping on Garage Floors
We kick off on National Thrift Shop Day with Erin literally pouring sweat after Dan opened the garage doors to unpack from six chaotic weeks away at the shore. She breaks down the disastrous end to their beach trip: after the borough removed their boat ramp, her mom Judy took a nasty tumble…
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#254 - Courtside WNBA, Ted Lasso Trip, & Dribbling Disaster
Episode 254 opens in person at the shore on National Spoil Your Dog Day with Bucky. Before diving into recent travels, Erin and Mike preview their upcoming trip to LA for the Tinter Battles window tinting championships, where they secured media passes, and plan to interview the CEO. Erin then...
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#253 - USATF Outdoor Championships, Woodhall's Interview, & Police Standoff
In this episode of NonMembers Only, Mike and Erin record in-person on the streets of New York City while covering the USATF Outdoor Championships at Icahn Stadium on Randall's Island. The city trip starts with typical urban adventures, from navigating packed hotel elevators and complaining about...
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#252 - Surprise Ted Lasso Invite, Sailboat Rescue, & Cycle Ball
Happy National New Jersey Day and apologizing for "winging it" while living in temporary shore chaos with random neighborhood kids wandering into the house. We recap a wild week that included breathing in Canadian wildfire smoke and surviving an unannounced flash hurricane that flooded the…
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#251 - Soccer Walkout Secrets, Esquires in Session, & 12 Week Pull Up Payoff
We kick off this loaded episode celebrating National Fortune Cookie Day by cracking open a few fortunes before dropping an announcement: we are officially heading to New York City as credentialed media for the USATF National Championships on Randall's Island! Expect plenty of athlete interviews…
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#250 - Beach Badge Meltdowns, FIFA’s 7-Year Grass, & Pro Rock Skipping
Welcome to the massive 250th episode of the NonMembers Only podcast! To celebrate the quarter-thousand milestone on National Rock Day, we discuss a Erin's son adopting a pet rock named "Rocky" and vent about our current state of exhaustion, high cortisol, and terrible Wi-Fi at the shore. We recap…
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#249 - FIFA's $250M Water Breaks, Bachelor Pad Horrors & Beach Life Drama
We kick off this episode by celebrating National Fried Chicken Day, even if Bucky the dog's health issues mean he can't partake. We dive straight into "Erin's Tea Time" to spill the drama on an alleged billionaire building a massive, rule breaking house across three bayfront lots on Long Beach...
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#248 - Wine Tasting Etiquette, Clever Stadium Marketing & The Bus Driver Championships
We kick off the episode by celebrating National Outdoor Equipment Maintenance Day before diving into our recent weekends. Erin recaps her trip to the local Kempton Fair, complete with tractor pulls, upcoming frog jumping contests, and a ride operator broadcasting on TikTok Live. Erin then details...
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#247 - 90s Summer Myth, Interviewing Paddy O'Connell, Bio-Modded Ticks
Outside Podcast (ft Erin Azar) - https://open.spotify.com/episode/2SK5AmH8lUvTiH4OetTCOb?si=mbgf9wzBQOmGisJ6iz55Nw Paddy O Sucks at... - https://youtu.be/qeJgFji7MbQ We kick off this episode by wishing a happy World Rainforest Day before diving into some baffling off-season beach etiquette at the...
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#246 - App Registration Rage, FIFA Water Bans, TMZ's Secret Tactics
This week, we are operating on a generally elevated baseline of anxiety. Between hosting an 11-kid birthday party with a piñata, Erin's washing machine dying right when she needs to wash couch cushion covers, and a slammed hand in a truck door, the stress is very real. We crack open a full sugar...
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#245 - Wrigley Rooftops Lawsuit, $10 Million Usain Bolt Bounty, IOC Prize Money Backlash
Merch - https://nonmembersshop.com/ We kick off the episode by celebrating World Ocean Day and establishing a new strict deep-sea mandate: scientists need to completely stop discovering new, terrifying ocean creatures because humanity has officially hit its maximum capacity for unknowns. Erin...
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#244 - Peak Journalism at the Enhanced Games
Viva Las Vegas! We are on the ground for a completely immersive weekend of sports and journalism at the Enhanced Games. We kick off this high-stakes trip with a pre-party check-in, slamming Excedrin Migraine on the plane, loading up on hydration to survive the desert, and breaking out our...
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#243 - 42 Rules to Live Forever, Dan Fights a Bear, & Birthday Hangover
Merch - https://nonmembersshop.com/ Happy National Wine Day! We are trying out a new podcast intro and struggling through this episode as Erin nurses a massive hangover after drinking a little too much at a surprise 50th birthday party at her sister's B&B. She also recaps the struggle of trying…
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#242 - 100-Mile DNF, Scientology Speedruns, Judging Cars on Vibes
MERCH - https://nonmembersshop.com/ Happy National No Dirty Dishes Day! We kick off the episode by agreeing this holiday is literally impossible, especially in a house of five. Erin shares a controversial "Mother's Day Hot Take" comparing the forced fun and expectations to New Year's Eve but…
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#241 - Dick’s Varsity Trip, Deceptive Fruit, & Savannah Bananas Concussion
MERCH Pre-Order - https://nonmembersshop.com/ Happy National Eat What You Want Day! We kick off the episode by motivating everyone to stay consistent with their workouts (Erin is officially on week 5 of her pull up journey!) before diving into a highly specific, heated rant about deceptive…
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#240 - Brand Trip Panic, Looksmaxxing & The Eagles' Draft Heist
Merch - https://nonmembersshop.com/ Happy National Respect for Chickens Day! We start the episode by unpacking Erin’s childhood trauma of being chased by chickens, give an exciting update on our official merch preorder launch, and debate why dogs love staring at random street trash like balls of...
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#239 - Boston Marathon Live at Fan Fest (Bonus Episode)
We had the opportunity to go live at the Boston Marathon Fan Festival! This is a bonus mini mid week episode.
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#238 - Boston Marathon 2026, First Merch Drop, & One Sided Beefs
MERCH - https://nonmembersshop.com/ Welcome to Boston Marathon Weekend! We are back in our usual hotel, ordering the exact same Mexican food, and forcing ourselves out of the "editing cave" to socialize. Erin kicks off the episode by recounting her high stakes experience sitting in the airplane...
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#237 - The Enhanced Games CEO Interview, Flip Flop Hiking, & Kelce Fatigue?
Happy National Boston Marathon Day! We kick off the episode with some very realistic running motivation, reminding everyone that making it to the start line with your bodily fluids sorted out is half the battle, and taking a trip to the medical tent just means you get a cooler story. We recount...
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#236 - Reality Star vs Struggle Runner - 10K Charity Race Day!
Happy Big 10K Race Day! We kick off this massive episode live from Hawk Mountain B&B, where we are joined by Channel 69 News reporter Bo Koltnow and his cameraman Andy to document the highly anticipated 10K charity race between Erin and Southern Charm's Craig Conover. We break down all the…
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#235 - 2 Day London Marathon,Pokemon Go's Secret AI,We Are Law
Happy National Pajama Day! We kick off the episode by discussing the terror of a (thankfully fake) article about US airports banning pajamas, which is great news since Erin fully traveled to Puerto Rico in her PJs. We chat about United Airlines introducing "relax rows" that turn into couches,...
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#234 - Hobbies Are Dangerous, Strava Warship, & Canceled Bachelorette Drama
Happy National Grass is Always Browner on the Other Side of the Fence Day! We kick things off by admitting we are dropping a lot of balls lately. We share an update on the impending Craig Conover 10K challenge (which is only a week away and causing Erin severe anxiety), tease our upcoming…
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#233 - Rethink Sports, "Popcorn Reading" Trauma, & Restaurant Pickle Conspiracy
Happy National Puppy Day! We kick things off with Erin absolutely spiraling from sleep deprivation, the Daylight Saving Time change, and the stress of editing 360 camera footage from her Adidas brand trip while frantically packing for Puerto Rico. Meanwhile, Mike shares a wild update from a…
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#232 - Ski Lift Disaster, 2026 Paralympics, & CEO Challenges
Happy National Act Happy Day! We kick off the episode with Erin running on fumes after arriving home at 2 AM from a chaotic travel day, while Mike recaps his icy East Coast ski trip with Dan. Mike shares the struggles of renting gear, surviving the bunny hill, and a terrifying ski lift dismount...
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#231 - Stealing Olives, Paralympic Drama, & The Al Roker Billboard
Happy March 9th! (Or whatever day it is, because time is a construct). We kick off the episode by discussing our nighttime routines. Mike shares how he and Sam wind down with Wordle and Connections, while trying to read The Chronicles of Narnia instead of endlessly scrolling TikTok. We also…
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#230 - The Most Difficult Sports, Bathroom Hover, Reality TV Powerpoint
Happy National Get Over It Day! (Actually it's not get over it day and we totally messed this up). We kick off the episode by testing out our new "professional" green screen setup, avoiding "shrimp-backing" in our chairs. Erin recaps a rare date night at a microbrewery where Dan became best…
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#229 - Curling Cheating Scandal, "Quad God" Heartbreak, & A Marathon in Denim
Happy National Curling is Cool Day! We celebrate the holiday with a special in person episode from Mike’s basement, kicking things off with a major update on the Craig Conover 10K challenge: the race has been officially moved to April 7th to allow for more training (and fundraising). Erin gives a...
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#228 - Ski Jumper Cheating, Crying on the Local News & A Chef Boyardee Racecar
Happy National Do a Grouch a Favor Day! We kick off the episode with a recap of Erin’s chaotic appearance on the local WFMZ news, where she accidentally crashed a tearful anchor goodbye while wearing a $368 Team USA Ralph Lauren sweater and "hard pants." Bo was so impressed he offered to cover…
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#227 - Skyscraper Nightmare, $100 Million Gift, Penguin With No Brakes
Happy National Clean Out Your Computer Day! We start the episode by reflecting on the trauma of losing digital files and Erin’s current state of being on her "proverbial deathbed" with a mystery illness (shoutout to Pedialyte and Motrin). We recap the recent snowstorm, which featured Dan hitching…
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#226 - Snowstorm Survival Guide, Tennis Fight, & Fast Food Lawsuits
Happy Groundhog Day! We kick off the episode by bracing ourselves for a "colossal" impending snowstorm. We discuss the chaos of grocery store panic buying (shoutout to the Delco guy who just wanted Pepsi), Mike's efforts to fix a generator, and Erin's irrational fear of trees "exploding" from the...
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#225 - How to Join Team USA, $60 Million Broken Jaw, Top 5 Hardest Marathons
Happy National Green Juice Day! We start by admitting we'd rather buy the bottle than deal with the "pulp mess" of making it ourselves. We recap a chaotic snowy weekend where Erin and Dan drove two hours for Sam's birthday party, Erin got "overcooked" on wine while ruining a video game, and Dan...
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#224 - Convo with Craig Conover, America's New Team, & New Segment Alert
10k Donation Link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/craig-and-erins-10k-race-fundraiser Happy National Elementary School Teacher Day! We kick off this packed episode with a major announcement: Erin has been officially challenged to a 10K race by Southern Charm star Craig Conover. We share the audio…
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#223 - Vacation Miracle, Home Intruders, & Racing Olympians
Happy "Erin is Situationally Sad" Day! Erin is back from Puerto Rico, and Erin is coping with the return to reality by cracking open a full sugar Red Bull and spiraling slightly. We recount a vacation miracle where no one ended up in urgent care and a New Year's Eve marked by a massive beach...
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#222 - 2026 Goals, Embracing Disappointment, & Overstimulated Bracket
Happy New Year! We ring in the new year with a twist off champagne disappointment and a commitment to embracing the struggle. We review our 2025 resolutions, celebrating a shocking victory involving the Goodyear Blimp while admitting defeat on our gym consistency, and set new, oddly specific…
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#221 - Crying in Public, Rigging the NFL, & Travis Kelce's Storage Unit
Happy Last Episode of the Year! We spiral immediately upon realizing it is "National Still Need To Do Day," leading to a panic about our unaccomplished goals for 2025 and a decision to simply give up and "eat plastic". We battle a snowstorm and a power outage to bring you this episode, featuring...
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#220 - Holiday Survival Guide, The Grinch's Ethnicity, & Krampus Parades
Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas! We kick off this festive episode by debuting our Christmas sweaters and battling some technical difficulties with a new microphone that may or may not sound like a tin can... you let us know. We discuss the overwhelming stress of the season, the joy of receiving...
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#219 - Challenged by a Reality Star, $10,000 Card, & Excel Esports Championship
Happy National Regifting Day! We debate whether this holiday is actually placed correctly on the calendar while Mike battles a post Flyers game sickness with some "Immunity Boost" tea. We get a quick update on Dan, who has seemingly cured his post marathon injuries through fasting and is already...
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#218 - The $4,000 Haircut, Selling Marathon Medals, & Men in Women’s Races
We start this episode with a cautionary tale from Erin involving a neighbor's house, a craving for sweets, and a "healthy" brownie, leaving her traumatized for years. We also celebrate Erin’s co writer Amy running her first 5K, which leads to a recurring nightmare scenario: trying to explain...
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#217 - Surviving the Philly Marathon & Renting an Old Man in Japan
It’s the Monday after Thanksgiving, and despite fighting off illness, jet lag, and some major technical difficulties with Riverside, we are here to recount Mike's trip to Japan and Dan's marathon finish. First we insert a special pre-recorded segment breaking down Dan’s experience running the...
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#216 - Naked Football Pants, Squeaky Shoe Lawsuit, & Sticker Gate Drama
Happy National Brand Day and Thanksgiving week! We are recording in person for another pre-recorded episode. We kick things off by sharing exactly what we are thankful for. We also discuss the unexpected joy of a silent school ceremony (and the rage induced when parents decide to talk through it)...
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#215 - Selling Courses on Selling Courses, Chipped Footballs, & Robbing the Louvre
With Mike away in Japan, we're coming to you with a special pre-recorded episode that is all over the place. Erin kicks things off by sipping a new Apple Ginger Red Bull from a PR package she's still mysteriously receiving. Mike shares his anxiety about attending his very first HOA meeting. Erin...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
NonMembers Only is a sports(ish) variety show for curious people who aren’t already in the know. Every week, we curate the niche sports, pop culture, and internet stories worth knowing - and when we get access to the worlds behind them, we take you with us.
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Erin Azar, Mike Hourani
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