Noobs & the Whovian

This is the one where the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the MasterDoctor have an adventure with ALL THE COMPANIONS and Thirteen doesn't say goodbye.

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This is the one where the most annoying Doctor and his most annoying companion fight their most annoying enemy. And we didn’t have to bypass Watford. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

This is the one where the Doctor and the fam have a “SwAsHbUcKlInG AdVeNtUrE.” And Dan can sword fight? You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

This is the one where the Doctor and the fam get attacked by oversized scorpions that don't have brains. And guns bad! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

This is the one where the Daleks have a really dumb plan & Dr. Who has a worse one. And we’ll have to bypass Watford! That place is crawling with Daleks. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where Clara is not Clara, Lethbridge-Stewart is not NOT Lethbridge-Stewart and we all learn the true price of war. Except Lethbridge-Stewart.

This is the one where Dwight attacks Lucius Malfoy and Lebron James’ wife to try and steal the plans to the spore drive. Also space whales!

This is the one where the master gets stuck in the sewers for almost 1000 years. And the doctor dies 4 times in a few minutes. And those are etheric beam locators!

This is the one where the real villain was the demon inside us all, all along. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn't a surprise when he did. And there's a glass that has no effect on the plot. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll. Full notes at noobsandthewhovian.com

This is the one where Jared gives us the low-down in preparation of the 20th anniversary special: The Five Doctors.

This is the one where we haven’t met River Song yet. Also there’s carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives.

This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we’ve done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good.

This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master!

This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES.

This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR.

This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th-century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death.

This is the one where the Doctor loses to the Daleks! Until she doesn't. Also Yaz and the Doctor might be a thing.

This is the one where Doctor Who does A Wibbly Wobbly Christmas Carol. With SPACE SHARKS WoOoOoO.

This is the one where Groundhog Day but BAD.

This is the one where the doctors save what's left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor.

This is the one where the Doctor talks a lot while the companions actually do some crap.

This is the one where an angel takes over the TARDIS and could take it anywhere in the universe but instead goes to England within 50 years of the present. And the Doctor becomes an angel.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get lost in time. Like I ran out of time to write this.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions fight potatoes on a horse!

This is the one where the Doctor and her companion (sad) fight a dog, fight a candy skull, fight each other, and fight the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.

This is the one where Captain Jack breaks out the Doctor with a bubble, humans build the Daleks again, the Daleks kill the Daleks again, and the Doctor “kills the Daleks forever”. . . again. But for real this time. Again. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at [email protected]. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

This is the one where the Doctor has an existential crisis but then gets over it, the companions do a whole lot of stuff on their own, and Chibs undercuts all of Steven Moffatt’s work and Matt Smith’s last episode.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions meet fake ghosts, real ghosts, Mary Shelley, and the cybermen’s monster.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions have some bad dreams. And defeat two gods. And do therapy because plot.

This is the one where the doctor and her companions find weird birds that eat people, and two girls roaming becomes one girl roaming. And that dude didn’t die at the end.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions mo go fo no jo ro do mo!

This is the one where the doctor and her companions try to teach you history and fail. Also apparently Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla met aliens and just never said anything about it. And Tesla invented the 21st century.

This is the one where the doctor and her companions fight Mew-Ta-Ted humans on EaRtH. Also capitalism bad, global warming bad, rich people bad, etc, etc.

This is the one where the doctor and her companions get attacked by a car, get lazer boots, fight an insane spyMASTER, and defeat interdimensional glowing fedora men.

This is the one where the doctor and her companions meet a couple and a brain squid in the sewers of Sheffield. Oh, and Ryan's dad came back.

This is the one where the Doctor & her “fam” find a weird orb that is what's left of a planet and turns out there's eye magic and Tim Shaw for no reason.

This is the one where the doctor and her companions find a horrible parent who emotionally abuses his blind kid. Then they fight flesh eating moths and frogs or some crap like that.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get accused of witchcraft, get ducked, and learn that trees are more important than we might think. Also we made a new baddie for 10 seconds of content.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get a package from space amazon and don’t pop the bubble wrap. And they blow up the whole facility and that one dude.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions do nothing and the story just unfolds around them. There aren't demons, there aren't assassins, and the only real conflict is between brothers.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions blow up, fight a black hole, give birth, pilot a ship with their mind, make up some diseases, and defend CERN with not phasers.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions let giant spiders suffocate to death, and not Trump shoots it because it better for ‘merica.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions go back in time to stop a released prisoner from fulfilling his lifelong dream of stopping Rosa Parks from stopping sectionalism on busses. And in turn become part of the original timeline.

This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get picked up by 2 random pilots that are competing in a 7 galaxy race that ends on a planet that's made to kill you. And they both win.

This is the one where the Doctor, a guy who can’t ride a bike, a newbie cop, and two old people get attacked by a tooth face monster and a half living half tentacle light ball.

This is the one where the Doctor & the OG Doctor meet a soldier & a glass lady that teaches them the true meaning of life and then they die.