Noon30 Catch Up

Jilly wants to play an instrument in our band that makes her look like a Jedi,  "Angry Mom" got some therapy from Tif & the ladies go through Amy's puzzle fun book!

Sadness….disco party was canceled and as per usual we don’t know what the plan is until parkour is mentioned that gives Tif an idea.  Meeting at a later time gets the gals off kilter, Amy hates her car, Tif is one day closer to her house pet duck dreams and Jillys talks about the Bat trama.

Thrifting and talking snacks gets us on a side quest. Tif's ducks have bounced, Amy ruins her brother's hat and Jilly learns why driving with the windows down can be a bad choice.  City vs country raccoon and what the soundtrack of our lives would be

Jilly doesn't have Trauma, but Trama.  It's a pretty big deal.  We talk eye ball cheeses or the lack thereof, Chemo passport and Limpy old ladies due to eye stuff.  But don't fret Tif wont put up a fight, she will just go gently into that dark night.  We also decided to do an expression session with non old timey words.  It's a time.

Sour boy snacks & ongoing puzzle shenanigans. Jilly recalls a story... Excursion! Catamaran! Engagement! Amy gets the purrfect sweater...but the gals do note a whisker is not like a worm. Tif wants a house duck and Amy refuses to change duck diapers. Are we grown up? Tif wonders how we get to the "next level of grownupity" while executing the camel toe accurately.  More based on the cover, this week Amy is in the hot seat and we discuss Howard the Duck.

Oh my geez it’s been one year of noon 30 catch up and the gals have a super fresh new studio.  Amy has a forgetful time, Tif goes thrifting with her fairy godmother and Jillian always checks out as guest. Some amazing quotes this episode: "Whittling in the womb", "With the amount of ice thunder cooking up in this one's eyes" &  my favourite "Suck my what?…Suck my bus".  Thanks to all our listeners for an amazing year!!!! 

Tif just needs to back up, Amy's credit card was not lost but she's just not getting it, Costco gets a bit rowdy on Jilly, more kid drop of drama (Amy wants to use an airhorn), you too can live in the year 3000 with Amy's pant hack, bodily functions are discussed so here's your warning and the big question of how does paper work get filled in for people with one name. And what about Prince when he was just a sign?  All this week... so thanks for tuning in! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/

This week we have a surprise co-host Nat!  Nat is a Reiki Master Practitioner, Energetic Manifestation Mentor, Spinal Energetics Practitioner, Pilates and Yoga Instructor & Death Doula. Oh ya and a lovely human with a pet doggo!!! We chat about Amy needing a dry hole, Tif convincing others of not having boobs for brains, Jilly is as we know is sooo famous but brought newspaper proof AND our co-host Nat got to have a fun 80s night but forgot her leggings, Noon30 thought it was a real faux pas. The D-bag question made us think about our times together and how we all can be weird together! Our co-host Nat was kind enough to do a Noon30 Tarot reading.  We saw our past, our present and can't wait for the future to come with listeners like you all.  BIG thanks again to Nat who brought such good energy during out podcast.  She fit right in to the WGC(Weird Girl Club). Find and follow our co-host Nat here: Instagram @natenergyhealer Website Nat Energy Healer Book a Session Nat Events and Experiences And of course check out our socials too! Instagram @Noon30CatchUp TikTok @noon30catchup We also have an email address you can reach us at for all the things [email protected]

Us gals are still "on location" ... another location that is and chat about all the things.  Do you get "Eye Thunder"? Do you know about "Juicy Lucy"? From starting our own band to all the milk shakes bring the birds to the yard...specifically an Owl.  Oh ya and we talk nuts.   AND there is a new segment!!! Based on the cover.  Just your average Noon30 Catch Up episode.

This week we are live on location!!!  Well, not live...but on a location... well, a different studio.  We chat about our night at this place, we do an early morning work out, ice cream mishaps, there's a CAT! and Jilly has strangers come into her home uninvited.  Amy has a week with lots of broken stuff that ends in blood. By hook or by crook we got this podcast done!

Hey all, we didn't get a chance to get time together this week due to life but editor Amy went back and found some little jems to tide you over until next week.  Enjoy!

We get called out for our "facts" not all being "true facts".  And that is a fact.  There is more chicken drama this week, Jilly was in a pageant and Tif gets miffed that she has not been taught the talent portion of the event and Amy can't help but talk more about puzzles....she almost got a sub 2 hour time.   What bean do you think of when you think of beans?  We are not on the same page on this one.   

Tif volunteers for her kid's fieldtrip and sits at the back of the bus, Jillian is not into a chicken wang as drink garnish and Amy everyday is puzzling.  We chat about what would surprise us as a purchase in our group...not much apparently but a dalmatian, crystal chandelier and a grand piano.  Well at least for Jillian.  Jillian tried to entertaining the other two with TV trivia but that was short lived and not so successful.   Check us out on Instagram to see our new mascot Bernice!!! https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/

During our hiatus Tif became a mahjong champion, Amy spent 5 hours in a parking lot & Jilly broke something.  British Shorthair o'clock made itself known. Jilly tells us about lending a hand in a parking garage as her good deed, Tif reminds us that Sting is gonna take you home and Tantric you while Amy tried to explain that she is not good at not sharing she's good. Also R.I.P. Hennifer Lopez  

Jilly chats about the upcoming Olympics, Amy is training for a puzzle competition and there will be a pit crew! Tif gets some serious shopping help while looking at sequined delights, and gets a direct question from the Dbag. We Chew the fat as always and figure out what that means while also wonder how we say the word grocery.

This week we are on location at Jilly's house where it's laundry day, Tif is going full ghost this year and Amy talks about her squirrel adventures. Together we take on so many side quests...hot dog turn tables, cashmere is goat fur, Botox for your pits, BBL and more. Follow us on our Instagram for updates and shenanigans  https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/  

This episode Amy makes a new slushy flavour and Jilly’s family gets bamboozled by pickles. Are you on team gherkin or dill? Tif learns about mayonnaise and goes lesser pin bowling. We've got riddles and a new clock for the studio that celebrates British Shorthair O’Clock!

This is our last episode for 2025, you will hear us again in the New Year! Amy does a Krampus deep dive, Tif has holiday trivia and Jilly talks Christmas carols. AND Chubby Bunny makes an appearance, if you know, you know. Follow us on Instagram for extra fun! https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup    

This week we turn down the x-mas tree lights, tell a dad joke and get into our PJs. Amy is looking for turtle porn, Jillian almost adopted a grandma and Tif's age is a mystery for her. And if you figured out what Amy meant by "hardy piece of material on your body" you get a gold star! Please follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/ And you can see our faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp  

This week's adventures sees Tif being neighbourly as she finds the "people with the wrenches", we tell Jilly about the tow truck mafia and Tif gets hit by hamburger on wheels...well at least in her mind, but she did save the turtles...but landed up in coma.  You can't win them all.  And I would have to say the best thing we have ever said happens this episode and makes absolutely no sense.  Let us know on the Instagram post what you think I'm talking about.  https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup  

This week's episode is brought to you by Hot Chocolate, Amy goes thrifting and thinks a good casserole will be a hoot, the post office creates life is a movie moment for Jilly, Tif knows there are bird opportunities and she wants presents. Somehow we end up talking turtle penis and the fact it gives not sucks, right? Our Expression Session is thanks to Popsquatch Designs as we have new shirts...check it out on our socials and our next episode! BIG SHOUT OUT TO POPSQUATCH DESIGN!  Check out there links here: https://www.facebook.com/Popsquatch/ https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/PopsquatchDesigns https://x.com/Popsquatchjewel And as always out Instagram so you can see the turtle penis for yourself. Your welcome. https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/

Happy Wolfenoot! This week D bag all the day. We chat about our collections both as children and adults. Tif as a pebble pup to a troll under the bridge, Amy goes real hard and real deep with her collections and Jilly wins a standard troll and still keeps an orgy in a cup.  We play pirate, knight, cowboy, ninja, princess. And the D bag doesn't disappoint when it makes us all talk about prom and the giant field parties that we deemed perfect for a special evening. Come check us out on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/ And YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp

Us gals get talking about hair cut prices and Tif uses Chat GPT to some strange outcomes. The teachers we use to have were a different species than today. We toot our own horn and get the good feels thanks to the D bag.  Jillian brings something from home we didn't expect and somehow our friendship takes a turn when we talk spatulas. Please follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/ Come see our faces on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp  

This week we chat about our favorite things!  Please head over to Instagram to share what yours are.  Tif shares a new term for spooning and we love it, Amy just wanted to buy cat treats but apparently the zombie apocalypse has started without her knowledge and Jillian inadvertently gets us hooked on huffing. 

So this week is our early Halloween Special! Our antics have us discussing professional roadkill hoofers, Tif wants to chew it so bad, Jillian tells her no (it's definitely not food) and we use Amy's skeleton chalices, it is almost Halloween after all!  PS we get some professional badges!  Check us out on Instagram and YouTube to see all the Halloween masks, decor and our new badges!  https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/ https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp  

Jillian gets a peripheral filled with chickens, Amy can't go to bed with bug stank on her hand, and Tif goes sticking her finger in faddling around lifting the flapper. PS Amy created global warming.   The links to our great friends Popsquatch Designs: https://www.facebook.com/Popsquatch/ https://www.instagram.com/popsquatch_designs/  

Tif wanted to trick or treat for pottery but the lady was not into it. Jillian's show and tell got us talking about turtlenecks without the bodies. Amy was full of wit but frustrated as he just wanted less change and a fivey.  Dear garage friends: Hope you didn't want aliases because your fucked now. We just didn't want to stop the rock! YouTube us! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp Follow our Instagram for more shenanigans: https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup/  

Maybe Jilly can get PPE for knitting, Tif doesn't have a boner car and Amy finds a bean pot. We adventure to fairs, car shows and have an unfortunate Walmart experience.  The D bag has us thinking about learning and we have a word we MUST bring back! Find our faces on YouTube later this week if hearing us isn't enough! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp And follow us on Instagram for more shenanigans https://www.instagram.com/noon30catchup  

Sorry all no audio this week, Luna will explain it all.  Head over to YouTube for our full antics on Wednesday afternoon. We'll be back on track next week.  https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp

Sorry all no audio this week, Luna will explain it all.  Head over to YouTube for our full antics. We'll be back on track in 2 weeks time.  https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp

Tattoos went great, parking was not. Amy is writing a letter and Jillian gets some knowledge on surviving the woods. There is a lot of poop talk and wondering about conjoined twins. And as always Tif is hydrated as fuck.

Noon30 crew back this week with some new sing song features! Amy is looking for a masseuse in Bobcaygeon, Tif attempts to feed some 9 year olds and Jillian shares a "wholesome" memory from her childhood.  Also this week we open mystery gits from our friend Sarah the collector. Excite!    

This week there is "Tooth Mommy" trauma, Jilly gets a dragon, and you don't want Amy to give you a nickname. 

This week there is Car bingo, Tif goes down the WebMD rabbit hole and Amy hears from the beyond. Also goats are A**holes.

This week we have questions for days...well at least for episode 20. Talking ween wine, Tif might like sexy jazz, Amy is face blind and Jillian will judge us and our Jell-o buffet.

Some hot takes this week, Amy pretends to know about subpoenas, Tif has a walk down memory lane about her duck named Potato & Jilly accidentally makes a dad joke. New outro so listen to the end!  P.S. book club?

This week Tif thinks she's local, Amy wants to walk on potatoes and Jilly has to talk about Dragon Dildos with her kiddo.    Please come find us on YouTube!!!! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp  

The gals deal with a heat wave, we have a listener's question that leaves us running for our lives, size does matter in some cases, Tif's got some bad driver ideas as well as Arby's lore and Jilly wants to be considered jaunty.    Come check us out on YouTube, not only our charming voices but our lovely faces too! Please like, comments & subscribe to help us grow even bigger! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp   If you like listening to us please support by heading over to our socials and follow our silliness there! Instagram @Noon30catchup  

Deep dive into the D Bag, Old English talk is back from the wobbles to the shangles, online purchase fails have Amy notice Tif has begun without her,  Jilly feels some type of way about flossing and the D Bag makes us talk about toxic non toxic traits. YouTube video will be up on Wednesdays!!!

Yard sale tales, there is murder afoot with a side of electrocution, Tif possibly opted out of English and beware of large hunks trying to get through doors. Sadly due to technical difficulties (AKA Amy minimized the camera...sadness.) no YouTube video this week. 

Get ready as we have a guest host this week! Jilly is afraid to knock over the giraffe, Amy's gross thumb is a thing and do you want to split a Pepsi Cola? Tif knows you can't handle a fully. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled program next week. Happy Canada Day!!! 

Well this week got musical, Amy is not your plant lady, Jilly is going to have a loud summer and Tif questions "she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck".    

This week a bird incident had Jilly "clutch her pearls", we talk noon30 taxidermy town and about sticking pubes on a baby's head. 

Us ladies date ourselves with Walkman talk, Amy's boob squeeze story and Tif again shares her movie knowledge with this humdinger "cycling like Matrix numbers like beep boop bap". CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE!!! Not only hear our ridiculousness but see it too! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp  

This week Amy gets a Costco membership, we chat about Roombas for your lawn, Tif wants to throw babies into purses and getting off scot-free. FIND US ON YOUTUBE AND SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY LIVE ACTION! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp

COMING SOON WITH VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! FIND US AND SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS IT! https://www.youtube.com/@Noon30CatchUp We three gal pals are not in a walking club but do show up like celebrities, RIP Gary the first, we don't want Jilly to get zipper rash on her wrist, we share our thoughts on a chill dude that didn't poltergeist and of course no one wants to put a three banger in Grandma's mouth.      

We find out who is the Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, debate Hello Kitty and talk about chest mustaches. Instagram TikTok YouTube

We celebrate our 1 month anniversary, our giveaway winner, chat about nipple salve, Amy manifests and the new alphabet song razzes our berries. Instagram TikTok YouTube

Jilly apologizes, more teeth talk, and us ladies chat about dog mechanic, pimple porn and ferret business.  

This week we chat about our porn star names, fake nails and find out who has a rich expensive apple taste. Noon30 Catch up on Instagram! Noon30 Catch Up on TikTok!