Episodes
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She Hadn't Taken Meat in Years!
A plastic bag, a giant candy corn, a rubber mallet, and a pair of come panties!
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Sugar Dick! Lick! Lick! Lick!
My 273 Marijuana Plants!
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Sweet Taboo!
Rolled doobies stored inside a Kotex applicator!
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Coffin Panties!
Her box ate his hand off while he was fondling her minge!
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A Cock To The Can, A Ham To The Clam!
Put a little minge around it!
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The Basement Window!
Sexy Stacey writhing about near my basement window!
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Paki Come Filled Pumpkins!
Black and Blued Minge!
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The Realtor Got Some Dick!
She took it while she was showing the old Victorian house!
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Trick or Treat Come Get Some Meat!
Two inch holes blown into the back end of panties!
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She Was PILE Drived!
Pound that minge baby!
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Play Stink Finger With Me!
The jack-o-lantern dick getting machine!
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She Bucked Her Tasty Girl Hips!
A woman needs a real bed!
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The BIG Hammer Carnie Attendant!
The air smells real bad in the Kotex room!
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Hula Hoop Come Panties!
Swing your hips take a dick to your lips!
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Boil and Bite!
Teeth matter when you're balling someone!
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Cream of Wheat!
My longtime sexual fantasy girl was saved by Cream of Wheat!
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Come Panty Bowling Ball!
I balled Stanley!
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Come Panty Log Bank!
I saved a gorgeous carpet from being picked up by the garbage men!
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The Minge Fart Bubble Was As Big As A Dodgeball!
I made a major P-fart bubble discovery!
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Gored Come Panties!
Tight and pink shoot come down the sink!
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She Did Her Fishing Pole Handle!
She got herself off using a Milk Duds box!
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The Scary Women In The Woods At Night!
She took one to the minge and was blown to bits!
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The Glass Bottom Boat!
Six and two drink some glue!
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Pussy To Pussy Ain't For A Wussy!
Cornholed by a store pony!
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She Time Traveled To Dick!
A supernaturally long penis!
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Cities Are Being Closed Due To Minge Fumes!
The atomic air cleaning machines can't help us now!
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Vaginal Odor Air Scrubbers Are Out Of Fuel!
Pussy air scrubbers/air purifying machines are running out of fuel in every state!
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The Telephone Call!
I got a phone call from someone that shouldn't be!
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She Balled Evel Knievel!
Plywood atomic bomb/drilldo fook box!
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Come Crater!
Minge dick grease for easy glide painless entry!
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Godzilla 'Gasms!
Pussy plungers for the hard to please woman!
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Hand Dug Nookie!
A mole pulling a used rubber into his dirt tunnel!
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Panties Found!
Bigger and harder than a giant redwood!
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Grandma's Come Stained Mattress!
Minge pelts and air scrubbers!
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She Got Cornholed In A Snow Angel Competition!
She needed help restuffing her stuffed animals!
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Girl Scouts On Ice!
The robot was really shiny!
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Her Satanic Bed!
Grave dust!
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A Gob Of Molten Glass!
A two inch in diameter hole blown into the rear end of the panty!
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Tsunami All Glass Waterpipe!
Most women take a mile of meat a month!
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I Pumped Them All At Penny's House!
Sometimes she craps when someone messes around with her genitals!
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Girl Gash Shrink!
My king wang double penetrator!
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The Ball Drop Princess!
Get away from the chick when she fires up a wood wick candle!
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Santa Fish!
Elmer the miniature horse!
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Panty Christmas Present!
My Christmastime Lovemaking turned her daughter into a vegetable!
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When Your Towns Vaginal Air Scrubbers Break Down!
The only way you can pump 'em is by using a wood wick candle!
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Baked Turkey Legs Wrapped In Soiled Panties!
The naked girl jumped head first through my unpainted canvas!
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Gash Gravy!
She delivered the meat!
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Running Flaps The Apache!
Remote on-site handcrafted sex machine!
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Sex Hammer Repair Glue!
She walked bowl legged for three months!
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Snuffy's Bar And Grill!
She gave it to me man!