Not a Guitar Podcast
by Tone Locker
Not a Guitar Podcast is, against all evidence, occasionally a podcast about guitars. Expect conversations about music, gear, life, and whatever else we get sidetracked talking about. A place for strong opinions, questionable purchase justifications, and stories that started somewhere completely different. Guitars will come up. Staying on topic is less certain.
Episodes
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The Haunted Guitar Sounded Like Garbage (A Halloween Episode)
Happy Halloween from two grown men who are absolutely terrified of scary movies. Batman and Darth Vader stop by (briefly, the masks were hot and nobody could breathe), then BG and Cam get into the movies that scarred them for life: Paranormal Activity in theaters, a Sinister drive home that...
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I Ruined My Star Wars
Episode 4. A New Hope. Which, depending on who you ask, is either the best Star Wars or a hot take that needs to be addressed immediately. So naturally we spend the first ten minutes on Star Wars: the prequels, Scholastic Book Fair novelizations, and exactly what went wrong with the sequels. Then...
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One Good Christmas Song Away From Retiring
We made it to episode three, which BG assures us is the new forty. Who would’ve thought? Not us. This week, Cam and BG talk about guitars for almost a solid ten minutes before the wheels come off. We learn that a Dumble amp can cost as much as a house, that Amazon may or may not make guitar…
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We Mostly Talked About Concerts This Time
This was supposed to be a guitar podcast. It still technically is. There’s a pedal named Big Chungus, so that counts. Then someone mentioned John Mayer at the Sphere, and the gear talk was over. What followed is a full confession session. One of us sent money to a stranger on Facebook Marketplace...
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Ep. 1 – Don't Put Lemon Pledge on Your Fretboard
Welcome to Not a Guitar Podcast. It's mostly about guitars. Except when it isn't. In the pilot, Cam and BG argue about whether the studio screams "single divorce dad," BG gets put on the spot to build a pedalboard he's definitely getting clowned for in the comments, and we find out the hard way...
About this show
Not a Guitar Podcast is, against all evidence, occasionally a podcast about guitars. Expect conversations about music, gear, life, and whatever else we get sidetracked talking about. A place for strong opinions, questionable purchase justifications, and stories that started somewhere completely different. Guitars will come up. Staying on topic is less certain.
Hosted by
Tone Locker