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Not According To Plan
by Sam and Scott
Ya know how the more you plan things in life the more it kind of goes totally off the rails? That's where they are at. Sam is a working actress and Scott is a corporate America recruiter/reality tv star both based in LAHang out with them as they ride this massively unsteady rickety-ass roller coaster called life.
Episodes
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Episode 38: The Soft Closing
Since I know he's really the only one reading this: I dedicate the last weekly episode to my love Scotty Two Hottie (how his name is written in my phone) and all I have learned from him. From his theme music of laughter, to his god damn Broadway stories he tries to sneak in weekly, to his...
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Episode 37: Chicken Cacciatore {reports on Hurricane Katrina}
On our second to last weekly podcast episode, Scott tells us all about what it was like fresh out of college and in the throws of Hurricane Katrina. Did you know at the time he worked for Old Navy? Sam didn't either! The crew segways off that deeply serious topic to talk about Scott's going away...
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Episode 36: Live Rejections
Reunited! Scott is back in town! He tells us about his trip....kinda. But mostly about airplane food, fast fashion, and Scott also gets a rejection text live on the podcast. Yay. Sam is officially a certified pilates coach and also gets (not so live) rejected at a Hollywood party. Social...
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Episode 35: Tony Robbins Made Me Do It (with Matt Corboy)
You probably know him but you don't know it. Today's episode with Matt Corboy is killer! From Mexican jail to Tony Robbins, listen in for his hilarious Hollywood stories (both good and bad....and more bad). *Email us at*: [email protected] *Follow us at*:...
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Episode 34: Warm Fuzzies {with Amanda Phelan}
While Scott is away in London, we are giving you a pre-recorded BADASS episode with Amanda Phelan, a tattooed hottie with the charisma to match. We get into spray tanning, trucks, moving around the world, her incredible adoption and life story, and how she got to UTA where she is now...and…
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Episode 33: Birthdays, Pizzas, and Netflix (no chill)
Sam is fresh off her birthday party, at which Scott may have had the better time...after which pizza was enjoyed oddly leading the two to a discussion on food guilt and blood sugar roller coasters. And somehow ending in a very deep discussion on television and streaming shows and why big brother…
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Episode 32: $
This accidentally turned into the money episode, Sam spends a lot, Scott cashes his TAR 29 check (unfortunately for Bank of America, he does NOT need a financial planner), they decide is they were a Yelp restaurant what their rating would be, and they also take an email from a mega fan and…
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Episode 31: BONUS Episode with guest Ashli Pollard
Scott and Sam recorded this soon to be mega hit episode with Ashlie Pollard (of the How to Adult Podcast) a few weeks back, and they are SO excited to share it with you! Ashli is Sam's former roommate from college and current friend who survives off little to no H20 and lots of DMs. She is also…
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Episode 30: Waffles and Weddings
Highly recommend you eat before listening to this episode....Sam and Scott get heavily into food chat. Sam missed out on her chance at fame (on reality TV) and missed an audition in the process. Scott gets into Caleb's pants...again. And the duo plan a wedding or two. *Email us at*:...
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Episode 29: Checks in the Mail
Just take a hot guess as to what this episode is about.... That is all. *Email us at*: [email protected] *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast Like, share, rate, and review!
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Episode 28: No Heavy Lifting (with Brooke Camhi)
Sam is back! And there is a special guest in the house: Brooke Camhi! Scott's partner from The Amazing Race! They run through a classic (unedited) NAPT episode complete with pre-race chat, Korea overview, and how they got home from racing around the world and jumped back into their normal lives...
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Episode 27: The Amazing Race Takeover!
Sam's out this week, so Scott brings in reinforcements: The Amazing Race 29's Sara Fowler and Logan Bauer. This week it's an Amazing Race Takeover and the three musketeers discuss love, first impressions, Vietnam's weather, and what's next in life and on the screen. This is intern Scott's first...
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Episode 26: Hot Milk and Hot Men
Sam and Scott had very opposite stories today, one great. One...not so great. Scott gets down and dirty with some asses and some drunk brides too on his TAR 29 talk. And Sam is all but shocked he found a new Grecian boyfriend.
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Episode 25: Nachos are a snack.
Both your hosts are fresh off a plane today. Scott from an Amazing race accidental reunion in NYC and Sam from whatever the hell she did to make her voice sound like this in Vegas. Sorry in advance, we hope you can hear her ok... After Scott tried AGAIN to make the #BroadwayEpisode happen (it's…
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Episode 24: Heavily Homosexual
Scott had a REAL interesting date this past week, wait for it, because it gets good. Sam took a tumble on set in (used) new shoes but at least she was a glorified extra (eye roll). Sam also presses Scott with the hard hitting questions about the Amazing Race, like: "how do you wash your…
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Episode 23: SlimFast and Chill
A little late is better than never! Speaking of late, the team gets down and dirty with some details of Scott's double episode of The Amazing Race! Scott also greeks out over Luke's (and no, not a new crush). And Sam discusses her pervious stint of SlimFast milkshakes...ironically never losing…
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Episode 22: Eat and Have Sex
Sam starts us off with a BANG (a chia-bang if you will) followed by Scott's Coachella opinions. The team also takes a small step back to college to discuss their drinks of choice...shocker they are V different. And of course Sam takes her various (slightly wine-induced) notes on Scott's latest...
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Episode 21: Fears, Tears, and Airline Travel
Scott is busted IG stalking, they both have some issues with the United Airlines video, and hot tips per travel cards abound ya'll! Scott also delves deeper into episode two of The Amazing Race (duh) and makes them both cry at one point or another. *Email us at*…
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Episode 20: Rows and Arrows
Scott's 15 minutes of fame have officially started! [His words, not mine.] In the 20th episode he tells us lots of juicy details behind the scenes of The Amazing Race, while of course keeping everything copacetic for CBS PR...please don't sure me. Also, Sam bought a car, the gang reflects on the...
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Episode 19: Hangover Contemplations
Sam and Scott are mildly hungover and they somehow manager to crawl their way through this pod. They also manage to discuss Scott's premier episode coming up soon, movies, why Sam has just discovered Black Mirror, how nothing really matters...and and the meaning of life. K bye! *Email us at*:...
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Episode 18: The B Team (oh also Scott is on The Amazing Race or whatever)
After the swift and piercing firing of intern-Sam for deleting last week's podcast, the S Team is back with vengeance. Talking high school education, crushes, and Track and Field "exhibitions". Scott also gives us an education on his beginnings of reality TV and his experiences with elliptical...
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Mini Ep: Oops...
Forgive us this day our daily computer f-ups. But get on the Amazing Race bandwagon! The pod this week was deleted and no where to be found, but Sam wanted to leave you with an apology sound bite and also share the Amazing Race excitement for our own Scott!! Email us at: Not...
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Episode 17: Airplane Medications and Beyonce
Sam and Scott are all over the map today. From travel woes, book recommendations (kinda), the "Beyhive", and much much more. Sam also has a major HOT TIP about traveler's insurance and also why she can't get her handles under one name. Grrr... *Email us at:* [email protected]...
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Episode 16: Singing [in the waiting room and running] in the Rain
Of course they had to talk all about Scott's biggest heartbreak ever: La La Land at the Oscars. Sam really has a hay-day with this one. They also talk about some good things that happened recently for both of them including Sam's acting/singing life update and Scott leaving behind a mom &…
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Episode 15: Quinceanera!!!
Happy 15th birthday to NATP! To celebrate, Scott surprises Sam and takes over the pod! Complete with games and fun facts. But if that's not enough they also accidentally discuss coffee in details Sam didn't know existed, Escape Rooms, and our last day on Earth...how did that even happen? Even…
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Episode 14: Allegedly Whole 30
Sam discusses a horrible audition with "homegirl in the hallway", Scott travels far and wide for a hidden treasure (it comes in a can), and they also touch on board games and why Settlers of Catan is not happening...just like lich. We also dabble in Scott's oh-so-famous Whole 30 diet experience...
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Episode 13: Sunday Scaries
Sam and Scott hit a plethora of topics today including some real sh*t. Everything from OJ memories to "oh no" vibes, and of course we follow up on Scott's epic loss on fake tv. And to think they were supposed to talk about diets this week...guess that did not go as planned! (Roll Credits!)
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Episode 12: Married in Toronto
For the last episode at the Bedroom Floor Studios, Scott tries very hard to hijack the pod and make it the Broadway episode. Sam refuses and also is now a card carrying member of the most helpful organization on the planet. She also gets rejected from an online dating job and Scott has to be "a...
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Episode 11: Scott's Coming Out Party
Scott picnics alone and Sam can't say the alphabet correctly. They also analyze the aspects of introverts vs. extroverts (you'll never guess who is which), the Women's March, why Scott missed his boyfriend (actually Sam's boyfriend though...) drunken strip tease, and how to meditate on a "soapbox...
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Episode 10: Bitchfest
Let's all ignore the rest of the world today and immerse ourselves in something more fun. Complaining! Today we talked about a bunch of shit that drives us f-ing crazy. We also do a vocab game, a small Spanish lesson for Scott and have a solid movie discussion. Spoiler alert: Sam did not love…
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Episode 9: Los Angeles Plans vs. Reality
Sam and Scott (thanks to a follower's suggestion) discuss their first accounts of LA, including parties, living situations, and celebrity run ins. Show Notes: -Map of LA "areas": http://ow.ly/U3pL3080EEQ
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Episode 8: New Year Hot Tips
We hit it all today folks, NYE, Christmas board games, and some grammar education you may not be aware of (Sam certainly wasn't...). Also tips on party hosting for CHEAP, European travel, prom, and some hardy advice on being ok with not giving a f*ck. Show Notes: -Scott's Travel Site:...
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Episode 7: Channel 1 News, Generation Gaps, and "Soul Mates" (honestly it's a mess)
Listen as the dynamic duo try to talk about the holiday season...but don't at all and instead they fall down several rabbit holes/tangents about Scott's chance encounter with a long lost love, millennials, generational divides, why Southwest Airlines is the bus of the skies, and wtf the universe…
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Episode 6: COLLEGE (aka: Sororities vs. Dorm Dads)
Scott and Sam discuss their VASTLY different college experiences, what advice they would give to current and future college students, and how Scott was heartbroken during the NYC 2015 blizzard. Show Notes: -Sam's Paris fashion video is here: http://www.samvalentine.me/reel -Scott's FBFF (fake…
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Episode 5: Small Victories of 2016
When Scott is done talking about his damn mattress, Sam and Scott discuss some of the great things that did happen in 2016 that seem to have been lost in the shuffle of the media and didn't make it into your personal highlight reel... Also they both did the "Laramie Project" in college, Scott is...
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Episode 4: Early 2017 Resolutions Or Whatever
Trying desperately to move on past the election, Sam and Scott discuss Mike Pence rallies, punching people in the face, and habit change for 2017 because the "new year" needs to start now. Show Notes: -flux, the blue light remover can be found here: https://justgetflux.com/ -Relax Melodies can be...
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Episode 3: Dating Apps for Dummies
Sam has missed the dating app craze so Scott fills her in. And she informs him on the "living with your love" life...
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Episode 2: My Dog Speaks Spanish
Scott goes on an unreal cult adventure, Sam discusses her new project, and the sound studio is really booked up.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ya know how the more you plan things in life the more it kind of goes totally off the rails? That's where they are at. Sam is a working actress and Scott is a corporate America recruiter/reality tv star both based in LAHang out with them as they ride this massively unsteady rickety-ass roller coaster called life.
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