Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

This week Hannah is hungover and joined by equally hungover friend of the pod, reality TV producer, and host of the hit pop culture podcast Fixing Famous People, Chris Derosa, and unfortunately for their teams but fortunately for y'all, neither of them are holding back! Fresh off a regrettable bottle (or two) of wine, they dish on Hannah's new reality TV obsession Earle Meets World, take zero prisoners roasting whoever tf produced the Raygun Netflix Documentary, and giggle their way through some super-exclusive behind the scenes Bravo tea that will leave you as gobsmacked as when Aviva threw her leg on the floor. Come for the giggles, stay for Dorinda's sandwich order, and press play. Trust us. Subscribe to Fixing Famous People Follow Chris!: @TheChrisDerosa @FixingFamousPeople   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

It's officially first semester energy, and Hannah is tackling it like a college kid doing their first keg stand of the school year. This week, she shares all her hot girl non-negotiables heading into fall, from the two-minute hack that will make you feel hotter at the gym, to tangible ways to streamline your work week and make it (almost) crashout proof. In true Not Aspirational fashion, she also cries about her upcoming nostalgia-core tattoo, delivers her unfiltered thoughts on Coyote vs. Acme, and expresses genuine concern for the viral Corn Kid of 2022 (DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON HIM?!). If you're looking for tips ranging from wellness to whimsy with a side of pre-menstrual tears, strap in and press play. Don't say we didn't warn you!!!   Hannah's 2-Minute Gym Face Tutorial Hannah's 2-Minute Gym Face Products Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy   Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]! 

This week, Hannah is fighting the LA heatwave and coping with Dolly Parton-induced grief the only way she knows how: talking sh*t. She marvels at a recent encounter with a shockingly unfriendly Trader Joe's employee, dishes on Belmont Cameli's new Starbucks commercial, delivers shockingly wise tips on how to nail a networking event, and introduces the easy at-home self-care hack you never knew you needed: spa showers and cosmic space showers. Turn on the shower, light a candle, and press play on that Enya playlist. It's hot girl o'clock in more ways than one (THANKS TO THIS DAMN HEAT). Check out Hannah on the most recent episode of Uncover Girl Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]

Hannah is back, solo and unfiltered as ever! This week, she shares behind-the-scenes scoop from the FYC Summer House Panel (and it's juicy), weighs in on Bethenny Frankel's cheug-tastic Supermodel Cafe, and makes a completely unapologetic case for why Jon Bernthal taboo romance edits are the fantasy she never knew she needed. Grab your emotional support beverage, get cozy, and prepare to feel seen, because this is a lol-forward, judgment-free zone (unless you're Bethenny Frankel and/or drive a BMW).   Shop the Kerastase 8h Night Serum Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner! Watch full episodes on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@hannahaaronbrown Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

This week, Hannah is solo and (a shock to no one), revealing far too much. From her unbridled lust for Joe Jonas in a cowboy hat to a humiliating tale from childhood, not to mention her continued annoyance with Taylor Swift, Hannah is coming in overheated and chaotic as ever. Come for the embarrassing stories, stay for the lols.   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]! 

This week, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod Troy McEady for a good ole' fashioned pop culture trauma dump! They dive into the nichest corners of Troy's TikTok algorithm, celebrate hot girl icon Gina Gershon, and bond over their mutual obsession (pun very much intended) with the horror film renaissance taking Hollywood by storm. They also share their unfiltered thoughts on the Hulu house of horrors that is House of Stassi, and trust, they are not holding back. Roll out your sleeping bag and prepare to say Bloody Mary three times in the mirror…this is the unhinged sleepover you never knew you needed! TIMESTAMPS:  Welcome & Warmup: 1:26  The Horror Film Renaissance: 24:34 House of Stassi: 39:28   Follow Troy!: @TroyJeanSpears @BeyondtheBlindsPod   Subscribe to Troy's Podcasts!:  What's Your Issue? Beyond the Blinds   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/collections/4824490 Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]! 

Mercury in retrograde is OVER and Hannah is coming at you older, hotter, and wiser than ever! She recaps her epically unhinged birthday weekend (including the surprisingly niche movie that came to mind in a champagne-induced haze), therapizes herself (and hopefully listeners!) with fresh insights from friend of the pod Dr. JD Barton and the ever present Dr. Dr., tells the riveting tale of the time she waited on Protozoa (!!!), and shares her unfiltered thoughts on The Valley reunion looks. Put on your weighted vest and take it to the streets hot girls, this one has a little bit of everything. Follow Dr. JD Barton on Instagram and TikTok Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   

HAPPY LEO SZN, HOT GIRLS! Hannah's birthday is around the corner and she's taking the opportunity to reflect on everything she's learned up until now (heavy on the people pleasing recovery). She shares her birthday plans, her hard-earned glow-up tips, the secret to becoming the happiest version of yourself, and naturally doesn't miss the opportunity to compare Matty Healy and Taylor Swift's weddings (because literally why would she). Pop the champagne, wear something hot, and take a walk on the wild side! It's time to channel our fiery energy and get whatever tf we want. ✨🎂   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner!  Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!  

Hannah has returned from her travels as a husk of her former self, and lucky for you, she doesn't have the energy to hold back. She shares her unfiltered takes on Taylor Swift's wedding, defends Hilary Duff's new Bath & Body Works ad, and delivers a brand new hot girl mindset shift courtesy of Dr. Dr. that might just change your life. Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy you therapy, and isn't that fun? Press play and don't be mad! ILY!  Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner!  Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

This week, Hannah is answering all your burning questions, and she's not holding back (I mean, duh). She shares her favorite hot girl summer recipes, gives a pep talk for anyone navigating the job market, and dives into how she finds the motivation to stay on her wellness BS when she'd rather couch rot and watch 12 consecutive hours of Love Island. ENJOY! Low Cal Frozen Smores Recipe  Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner!  Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

Mercury is officially in retrograde, Hannah is more unhinged than ever and tbh, it shows! This week, she recaps the explosively chaotic last few episodes of Love Island, shares highlights from her recent Palm Springs trip including the hotel pool of her dreams, and spirals into a full-blown Fourth of July outfit crisis while (a shock to no one) oversharing every step of the way. Grab your emotional support hot dog, settle in, and sorry in advance.  CLR Candle from when Hannah watched Pearl Harbor Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner!  Morphe Lipstick in Ballet (Kate Moss for Rimmel 42 dupe)  Watch full episodes on Youtube! Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   

It's Vodka Cran Summer baby — sexy, chaotic, and Gabrielle Solis coded! This week, Hannah recounts her recent hungover (and wildly unhinged) trip to the farmer's market, shouts out her favorite celebrity couples of the moment, shares her number one hot girl scent of the summer, and makes a totally unsurprising pod announcement that you probably absolutely saw coming. Put on your weighted vest, cue up your hot girl walk, and press play. This one's a doozy!  Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Dana Donnelly! Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

Hannah is back and hanging by a thread to wrap up Summer House Season 10 and naturally, she has feelings. This week, she unpacks her annual summer meltdown, shares her hot girl guide to making the most of your summer (triggering season or not!), and introduces her newest completely irrational phobia: Amphiumas. Grab your emotional support sunscreen, crack a Loverboy, and settle in. We're closing out this season with a bang. ☀️   Follow Dr. JD Barton on TikTok! Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!  

Hannah's recapping part three of the highly anticipated Summer House Reunion and she is TIRED. She dishes on her hyper-wholesome recent trip to Chicago, offers her unexpected theory on how to really stick it to West and Amanda, and shares some exclusive behind-the-scenes tea from a Super Bowl Sunday encounter with West that just might shock you. Need a place to channel all your Summer House Reunion rage? SAME. Press play and LFGGGGG.   Stream F.I.G. by Naomi Scott! Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   

It's time to discuss part two of the Summer House reunion, and this week, Hannah isn't doing it alone. To help make sense of the chaos, she's summoned the host of The Hidden History of Magick podcast and intuitive medium Erin Bagwell to get a little witchy and bitchy! Erin shares channeled messages for the summer ahead (buckle up), pulls tarot to answer the Bravo fandom's most burning questions, and the girls make their predictions for part three of the reunion and the future of Summer House as we know it. Because literally what's more fun and completely on brand than a little witchy pop culture gossip? Follow Erin on Instagram @Erin.Bagwell Book a reading with Erin!  Check out Erin's Meditation Listen to Erin's podcast The Hidden History of Magick!   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   

This week, Hannah opens with the harrowing tale of her recent food poisoning before diving into the reunion on everybody's lips: Summer House. She also shares her unfiltered thoughts on the finale, weighs in on the premiere episode of In the City, dedicates a frankly generous amount of time to dragging W*st and Am*nda, and fully channels her Leo sister Lindsay Hubbard in ways that may or may not have gone too far.  That's showbiz.   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/collections/4993497 Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]! 

This week, Hannah is joined by content creator and host of the hit podcast Who Asked Me?, the one and only Selle Brooks, to discuss the h*rny hockey show that has consumed our hearts and fantasies: Off Campus. The gals dive into their love for rom coms, lust over meaty men, share their hottest takes, and lean into their parasocial attachment to the incredibly hot cast. Pour yourself a Piña Colada (or four) and strap on your nerdy pink helmet: it's gonna be a wild ride! #GarrettGrahamForever 🏒   Check out Part 2 on Selle's podcast Who Asked Me! Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Shop Selle's Hot Girl Picks!   Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]! 

Buckle up, hot girls: it's time for a much needed Bravo gossip sesh. This week, Hannah unpacks the latest Bravo breaking news, from the West and Jenn Fessler rumors to Summer House reunion looks to the highly anticipated lineup of newly announced shows. She also dishes on a very trendy San Diego hotel, shares her hot girl plans for a Hantavirus lockdown, and delivers the ultimate comeback for when someone tries your patience (no literally, you're going to want to take notes).   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   

Hannah is hot off a life-changing Tone it Up event and she's feeling empowered, reflective, and a little bit b*tchy! This week, she's sharing the therapy-induced mindset shifts she's taking into summer to ensure the best hot girl summer yet (shoutout to Dr. Dr. for the inspo!). From career anxiety and burnout to the brutal reality of friendship breakups, Hannah gets into all of it: how to navigate imposter syndrome, find self-love, and lean into the beautiful ripple effect that happens when you finally learn to communicate honestly with yourself and your loved ones. Crack your emotional support Diet Coke, grab your journal, and settle in. We've got hot girl work to do!  Shop the Sonni SunDay Mineral Serum!  Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy   Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

This week, Hannah unpacks burning questions from listeners and asks one of her own: Is Andy Cohen mad at me? She also shares some wise revelations from her therapist, weighs in on Michelle Saniei's surprising new romantic prospect that literally nobody saw coming, and does it all fueled by a freshly brewed coffee with sweet cream and the fury of a particularly insufferable Amanda Batula audio clip making the Reddit rounds. Buckle up, hot girls: it's gonna be an unhinged ride! Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   HANNAH'S FAVORITE YOUTUBE CREATORS FOR HOT GIRL AT HOME WORKOUTS:  Tone it Up Madfit Gabby George