Not Drunk, Just Wearing Heels
by Tess & Anna
What better way of of documenting your early twenties as a student in Berlin than by starting a podcast? Though well aware that the world does not need another one, we do have a lot to say and even more to hysterically laugh about. Tune in every Monday (hopefully) for a weekly dose of huge bullshit energy to start the week off right!
Episodes
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Ep 22: Estocolmo
……..HI!! Yes, you read that correctly, we recorded this in August. AUGUST. Did Anna procrastinate editing this until November? Absolutely. Does that make this episode any less relevant? Not one bit. This one’s coming from abroad, just in time for our graduation (read: irresponsibly late), and...
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Ep 21: I’m Hot and Sexy and I Don’t Understand Stocks
WE’RE BACK!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!! This episode features us using Zoom to do the podcast for the first time which results in some extensive stock market banter, talks of post-pandemic dreams, and Netflix recommendations. The conversational flow sounds a little awkward at times and there’s loud...
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Ep 20: Bodyodyodyodyodyodyodyody
After a stealthy week off from the podcast, we are back with another laidback episode for your enjoyment. This week’s topics include badass albums, tik toks we saw, The Internalised Male Gaze™, and ,,,,, you guessed it,,,,, hair. Have fun with this and hear ya next week! Recorded on Nov 28, 2020...
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Ep 19: Gluten Teeth
Happy Monday! This week’s episode is all about Spiderman, Wendy Williams and people being racist by mispronouncing names. Heads up for BIG Zoom rant. And always remember: no one opens the door for a native New Yorker! Recorded on Nov 15th, 2020 Anna: IG: @annamohini_ Tess: IG: @von_tesster
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Ep 18: Wine and Shine - Part Two
You already know what it is, we’re back this week and we have capital “W” Wine, so it’s bound to be the chaotic episode of your dreams. It doesn’t make sense to even write a description for this, just press play and hear for yourself. Prost! Recorded on Nov 4th, 2020 Anna: IG: @annamohini_ Tess:...
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Ep 17: Ted and Mosby
Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas! This week’s episode is a rather lengthy one, all about sleeping schedules, drugstore retail therapy, Tik Tok of course, Emily in Paris, Quirky Scandinavian Things, and Quirky Politics Things. We also play the CLASSIC game “You’re Gonna Guess How Many People…
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Ep 16: Fuck Bitches, Get Money
Hi babes! Welcome back! In this week’s unprepared spontaneous episode we talk about Munich, fall, finishing New Girl (which does not mean Anna will stop talking about it), germs and stuff (NO STREET CLOTHES ON THE BED!), the myth that is Alexanderpatz, Tess has a quick solo segment (leave your...
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Ep 15: Don't Listen to This if You're Tess' Mom
Happy Monday! In this week’s chaotic episode we talk about "airbending", shitty male directors who somehow still have careers???, New Girl obviously, boyfriend ASMR, cousin relationships??????, Harry Potter, and of course! Our Thing of The Week. Have a great week you guys and remember, stay...
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Ep 14: #notallgods
DRUMROLL PLEASE ……. WE ARE FINALLY BACK!! After 6 months of forced summer break, The Podcast of Your Dreams is back and better than ever (ish) (the audio is absolutely wack) (but that’s why you love us!) In this week’s episode we talk about New Girl, hair (of course. We should call this Not Drunk...
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Ep 13: We-Bap!
It’s another solo episode! Apologies again to our planned guest and apologies for making false promises, but fear not, the guest episode will happen once public life resumes in its relative normalcy. In the meantime, please enjoy this slightly ill-sounding (we promise it is not C****a), very...
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Ep 12: #saveposty
In this week’s episode we talk about Anna getting sick (again), Glee, Tik Tok, Coronapanic (ugh), #saveposty, and we also eat a lot of chocolate while we’re recording so just bear with us. ALSO WE FINALLY HARMONISED THE THING OF THE WEEK JINGLE! A big moment for us. Recorded on March 7th, 2020...
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Ep 11: Kang
In our third very educational guest episode we are joined by the lovely Adam aka Kang! He stopped by to talk to us about how he chose his artist name, the inspiration for his EP/A-& B-side/Not Double Single, “Addiction”, and a bit of history of house music and club culture. We also briefly lose…
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Ep 10: Wine and Shine
Can you believe it? We’re finally back to health, survived The Illness, and coming at you with a brand new episode, the big number 10! This one is very laidback, there are tales of wine, tales of hair (as always), and tales of Robert Pattinson. Recorded on February 22nd, 2020 Anna: IG…
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Ep 9: Rumia
This week we delighted to be joined by Rumia, who sat down with us to talk about her recently released EP, writing uncomfortable emails, Radiohead and Tess’ Hannah Montana trauma. Go check out her EP "Reborn"! Recorded on February 7th, 2020 Rumia: IG: @rumiamusic Anna: IG: @annamohini_ Tess: IG:...
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Ep 8: Gangnam Style
This week we are BACK with more hysterical laughter than ever, a lot of loud tea slurping and some of the finest bullshit to date. This week we talk about The GRAMMYs, sleep teas and PSY (skip to 40:40. seriously. you won't regret it). Recorded on January 30th, 2020 Anna: IG: @annamohini_ Tess…
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Ep 7: D'ARIA
We are back! No audio loss, no tech trouble this time. In this week's episode, we are delighted to welcome our first guest, our dear friend and wonderful artist D'ARIA! We sat down with her to chat about her creative process, Taylor Swift, people hearing our music (terrifying) and how the music…
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Ep 6: Rack City
In today’s episode we talk music lining up perfectly with your life, Tess’ slightly disastrous Milan trip, Brockhampton’s new YouTube show (which we did NOT realise was all a big joke and now we feel real stupid) (that does not change our attitude towards Kevin though), and of course! Our Things…
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Ep 5: Brunette Radio
Happy New Year! In this week’s episode we work with slightly more structure and discuss not talking to each other to save material for the podcast, women’s opportunities in music, hair (AGAIN), dying while showering, and of course, our Things of The Week. Recorded on December 15th, 2019 Anna: IG:...
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Ep 4: NASCAR Bitch
In today’s all new episode we talk new years’ resolutions, being excited about our own music, drunk identities, emotions and drinking in general, and unleash our hate for music elitists. Tess also tells her Peter story, Anna takes a call (rude), and we both get lost in our phones for a hot minute...
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Ep 3: Dwayne The Block Johnson
In today’s festive wine episode we talk about wine, Christmas pirates, our “explicit” podcast, seeing ghosts at university, TikTok, Genius, and Wallows. Recorded on November 20th, 2019 Anna: IG: @annamohini_ Tess: IG: @von_tesster
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Ep 2, Pt 2: Deeply Comfortable
In part 2 of the second episode we talk getting new accents (accents seem to really be a topic for us), new nicknames, more pop culture we don’t really care about, and hair care. Anna makes false promises and doesn’t end up speaking in a german accent. Also, introducing a new segment: Thing of…
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Ep 2, Pt 1: Stolen Wigs
In part 1 of this low energy second episode we are both sitting on the couch in our tights, making mouth noises, talking about the big name change and getting in the Christmas spirit. We also discus wigs being stolen, fall, and dressing like french women. Tune in next week for part 2! Recorded on...
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Ep 1, Pt 2: I'm Buzzin'
Welcome back! Part 2 of this episode is all about women in music kicking ass, feminism, our love for Red Bull, Love Island, and ASMR. Anna also calls genders genres at some point. Recorded on November 8th, 2019 Anna: IG: @annamohini_ Tess: IG: @von_tesster
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Ep 1, Pt 1: Spreadin' The Gospel
In part 1 of the first episode we kick things off right by introducing the podcast with its old name, offensively imitating a bunch of accents, offending a lot of people in the process, discussing drama channels on youtube and how much we *love* public transport. We also use the word “resonate”...
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Trailer: Your Weekly Dose of Bullshit Energy
The wait is finally over! Just in time to carry you through Christmas shopping, exam season and accepting you've failed all your new years' resolutions, your weekly 30 minute hangout with Tess & Anna is launching this coming Monday. So, in order to get you all in the mood, we thought we'd make a...
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What better way of of documenting your early twenties as a student in Berlin than by starting a podcast? Though well aware that the world does not need another one, we do have a lot to say and even more to hysterically laugh about. Tune in every Monday (hopefully) for a weekly dose of huge bullshit energy to start the week off right!
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