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Not Even Once
by Not Even Once
Bob takes Seth through the often completely ridiculous world of ABC’s seminal classic Once Upon a Time
Episodes
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S2E9 - Queen of Hearts
She's right around the Cora-ner, so you'd better watch out. Who are we kidding, she's Ah Amazing Ah Ah Amazing! Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob -...
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S2E8 - Into the Deep
Welcome to 2025! It has been a hell of a decade for us behind the scenes here. But, we're getting back to it after a little break with Once Upon a TIme's first ever Dream Ballet! You know, it's a bit odd to frame an episode's action as "sleeping" but we're here for it, as we always are. Also, let...
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Happy 2024 from the Not Even Once Team!
Well, 2024 was kinda just "fart_noise.mp3", right? Well, a tradition is a tradition, and goddammit, we're STICKING TO IT. And speaking of, thanks for sticking with us! We should have more silly stuff coming out soon with Season 2! Take care of yourselves and those you love!
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S2E7 - Child of the Moon
So we know Ruby is a werewolf. But what we DON'T know is if there are any sexy man werewolves around. Well, listener, this episode really answers that question for us. There's also a hot mouse. LISTEN, this one is all on some kind of Omegaverse stuff that is on another plane of existence for us....
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Storybrooke Daily Mirror - Sarah's Run-In with Josh and Ginnifer
Breaking News! Sarah, our special Neal correspondent, met a couple actors from Once Upon a Time at an Encino Dunkin' mere DAYS after recording the episode. Enjoy her thrilling recount of the story here! Josh and Ginnifer, if you are by chance listening, we would absolutely LOVE to have you on the...
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S2E6 - Tallahassee (with Sarah!)
Hey, this going back and forth between past Enchanted Forest and present Storybrooke is getting a bit overwhelming. Maybe we should just take a chill pill for a bit on that. ...or maybe let's do something completely different and flip the script and do real world flashbacks and present day...
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BONUS - Dimension 20's Neverafter
Content Warning: This episode contains discussion related to the following plot elements: Body Horror, Emetophobia, Child Death, Child Abandonment, Harm to Children, and Children In Severe Emotional Distress. Happy Halloween!!! So, how about something completely different for Spooky Season? In…
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S2E5 - The Doctor (with Santana!)
Just in time for spooky season, we have Once Upon a Time's first proper Halloween episode. Trick or Treat! Ahhh for you, Regina, I have a heaping helping of TRAUMA. Now don't TP my house. LOVE your costume, girl. And on this episode, we have our friend and horror writer, Santana Segriff! She…
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BONUS - Air Bud: Golden Receiver
I sure love Once U-Paw-n a Time! Remember when there was a whole subplot in this movie about a Russian Circus? I sure as hell don't. I also don't think the movie does! Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob -...
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S2E4 - The Crocodile (with Shawn!)
Well, here we are. We made it, folks. We finally have the full primary cast of the show revealed. And HE is here. Our favorite pirate. The hottest man. After a long night of hooking, he finally made it to steal Rumplestiltzkin's wife. To celebrate, we had our good friend and very talented singer...
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S2E3 - Lady of the Lake
Ok so Cora MAY or may not be threatening me as I type this. haHAHA what a funny joke that I just typed. Nothing bad at all is happening to me. But anyway, Lancelot was really great and hot in this episode and DEFINITELY not Cora in disguise. What can't she do?? Follow us on Twitter!...
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BONUS - Air Bud
We're going bicoastal! From Maine all the way over to Washington for this one. Welcome to our bonus side quest of examining all of the ways that the basketball rulebook doesn't say a dog *can't* play basketball. Also, Bob cried so many times while watching this! Follow us on Twitter!...
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S2E2 - We Are Both
We may be both, but are we neither? Does the absence of Stealthy really make us less than? Will Mayor Cunty Reginarock With a Handbag get a lot of character development this season? Will Mary Margaret ever wake up from that bolo to the head? Oh, I don't know. I just like asking questions. Follow…
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S2E1 - Broken
New season? New problems. Well, not for us. For Regina mostly. And I guess for Emma and Mary Margaret. Ok, I guess the plot do be thickening a LOT. And Rumplestiltzkin is still a bozo. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob -...
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Season 1 Retrospective (with Lexi!)
We look back on our time working in the the Once Upon a Time podcast mines, and what a great time we've had! Also, we look forward to Season 2, which is coming very soon! We're just totally hooked! Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord!...
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S1 Finale Spectacular! - An Apple Red as Blood/A Land Without Magic (with Lexi!)
We did it, Joe! We made it through all of Season 1 of Once Upon a Time and MAN are we happy to share this one with you! This was Lexi's very first time watching any of Once Upon a Time after editing this podcast for us and hearing Seth and Bob talk all about it, so it's good that she enjoyed it...
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BONUS - The Penelopiad Starring Jennifer Morrison!
Seth and Bob went on a little field trip to see Once Upon a Time's very own Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) perform in the Goodman Theatre production of The Penelopiad. It was an excellent performance and we really try to do our best here to bring you with us to the show as much as possible. We…
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S1E20 - The Stranger
Pinocchio really said "Faaaather, when can I leave to be on my oooown? I've got the whole worldussy!" and Geppetto really said "Bet." Also, don't forget to tune in for CBS's new Tuesday night Copaganda line-up! I don't want to spoil the name of the show here because I think it's genuinely...
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S1E19 - The Return
Will Baelfire work with the Rural Juror to get out of the Realm of Fairy Tales? I mean, yeah certainly. Now whether his sweaty dad is along for the ride, who even knows! He probably won't break a deal he makes, right? RIGHT? In other news, we're going to be cataloguing and crediting all the…
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Happy 2024 from the Not Even Once Team!
Merry Crisis and a Hap Nude Deer! Thanks for sticking with us for another year! We chat about some plans for the show and also recommend some other things that we've been enjoying! Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob -...
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S1E18 - The Stable Boy (with Matt!)
Strikes work!!! Both SAG-AFTRA and the WGA have reached deals for their workers, meaning we are back to posting Once Upon a Time recap episodes! I'm not saying much here, but Once Upon a Time did generational trauma before Encanto did. Is it better than Encanto? That really depends on who you…
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BONUS - Fables Vol. 1
The strike is over! Well, the strike is over for the WGA (the deal they got is truly fantastic! Strikes work!). The actors are still on strike, so we're still not talking about Once Upon a Time, since the request to not have recap podcasts about struck works was from SAG. What we're talking about...
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BONUS - MAINEtenance
Boy howdy, what have we here? Well, the Actors and Writers are on strike, so in solidarity, we will not be discussing our usual show until a deal is struck with the AMPTP. You know what is NOT on strike? Commercials. You know what we're discussing today? COMMERCIALS. Strap in for a short minisode...
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S1E17 - Hat Trick
This episode was recorded before both the Writer's Guild of America and the Screen Actor's Guild went on strike against the studios due to the studios' unwillingness to make a fair deal with these unions for their labor. It's important to note that these studios could end the strike at any point…
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S1E16 - Heart of Darkness
So, this one is all about how Snow White forgot her love and became so mean to everyone else. Is that saying something? Like a larger message about a woman's worth without a man? I don't know, but I do know that Snow White attacks a Chroma Keyed Budgie with a broom and also broke Happy's stein in...
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S1E15 - Red-Handed
We knew this one was coming. THIS IS the story of a girl. That girl? Albert Einstein. Wait, no. Little Red Riding Hood, who was willing to kill a monster to hook up with a boy. She is the icon. She is the moment. She is the titular gatekeeping, gaslighting girlboss. We love an origin story, and…
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S1E14 - Dreamy
Well, we got here, y'all. Here is an episode that we both really didn't like. What does this mean for you? Well, we are going to talk a LOT about eggs. And while you may not know what that means yet, let me just spoil part of the episode here: in Once Upon a Time, dwarves hatch from eggs. Did it...
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S1E13 - What Happened to Frederick
We finally find out the meaning of a throw-away line from back like 7 episodes ago-ish. ALSO, we meet one of the most important characters to ever be created in media. No, not Frederick! CRAZY OLD RIP VAN WINKLE. (Listen, I don't know why this got us so much. I think we recorded that in a fever...
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Happy 2023 from the Not Even Once Team!
We wanted to thank you for listening! Yes! You! If you're reading this, thank you so much for being along for the ride with us so far. Here's to many more episodes this year! Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob - @thekidaintright Seth -...
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S1E12 - Skin Deep (with Mac and Caleb!)
Tale as old as time... Well, maybe? There were definitely some changes here. And some assault and battery. All I know is we caught Crazy Old Maurice RAVING down at the tavern last night. And we all know far too many lines from the Gaston song. Also, we welcome our first guests to the show! Be…
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S1E11 - Fruit of the Poisonous Tree
Itty-bitty living space and a round thang in your face! And you get DOUBLE-CROSSED. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8 Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at...
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S1E10 - 7:15 A.M.
This episode is totally SOUL-CRUSHING! But just remember what that classic member of the Eight Dwarves, your good friend Stealthy says: "The actor that plays me also plays a character named Norman Dorman." It'll help you keep it light. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us...
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S1E09 - True North
What's more important: Hansel and Gretel getting home OR learning about the Air Bud Cinematic Universe? Well, you get both in this ep! Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at...
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S1E08 - Desperate Souls
Was Rumplestiltzkin one of the titular cats from Cats (2019)? Maybe?? Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us!...
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S1E07 - The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
Regina, you need to have an ENTHUSIASTIC yes. That........was not what you got, lady. Ya got dust. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod! A special thank you...
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S1E06 - The Shepherd
That barbarian showed pole (the spear right through James's chest), so at least ABC showed hole (the wound). We recorded this on IML weekend, don't blame me. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm…
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S1E05 - That Still Small Voice
They really gotta mine up some interpersonal conflict here, amirite???? The Matt Baume video we reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4nByXqLusI Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at...
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S1E04 - The Price of Gold
Make sure you subscribe or Cinderella will Girlboss you in the face with pepper spray, too. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod! A special thank you to AJ...
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S1E03 - Snow Falls
Let's go rave down at the bridge with the trolls. Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod! A special thank you to AJ for editing for us! Title Music: World of...
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S1E02 - The Thing You Love Most
This bitch poison. YEET! Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: World of Magic by Scott Buckley…
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S1E01 - Pilot
Man, this show has a lot of lead actors, doesn't it? Once Upon a Time is currently streaming on Disney+. Follow us on Twitter! @notevenoncepod Bob - @thekidaintright Seth - @recycledsarcasm More at https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music…
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Not Even Once - An Introduction
In our inaugural episode, we talk, broad strokes, about Once Upon a Time as a whole, without spoilers, of course! Bob (@thekidaintright) and Seth (@recycledsarcasm) discuss the beginnings of the show, and our show as well! Each week, we will be watching an episode of Once Upon a Time and…
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