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Not For You
by Not For You
Welcome to Not For You, the podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray will take you on a weekly adventure through News You Can't Use, The Pete Davidson Update, and other segments such as How Quickly Can We Get Sued, This Podcast Is Not Sponsored By, and more!
Episodes
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The (Mis)adventures of Nighthawk and Dragon
On this week’s special Step Brothers-themed episode of Not For You, Kristen and Kato discuss mammoth meatballs, Gen Z retroactively canceling Friends, plus two newly added segments, Word Association, and our weekly Judy Greer Update (with a bonus John C. Reilly update). The first new segment…
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It's Always Sonny in Television City: Cher-ing is Caring
This week Not For You identifies as The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour while Kristen and Kato discuss North Korean fat shaming, receiving unsolicited Uber Eats, perceiving high school as a safe space, an exciting (and surprisingly progressive) week for the state of New Hampshire, and more! Join us this...
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Burying the Lede with Count Dracula and Other Things We're Stok(er)ed About
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato channel their inner (and outer) Count Dracula and Bram Stoker in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Topics this week include Silicon Valley Bank, the technical definition of boneless chicken wings, toxic gas poisoning in Iran, Masking for Uggos, and...
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Celebrating International Women's Day with a Side of Schmoopy, Suzy, and Murder
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato visit from 1980-something in their freshest outfits. Topics this week include Suzy Eddie Izzard, the best summary of the Alex Murdaugh situation available in podcast form outside of a crime podcast, and in honor of International Women's Day…
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Welcome to the Year of the (Cocaine Banana) Bear
On the first episode of Season 2 of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss Norway, hotdoggers and other hotdog puns, A Good Year for Cocaine, love in the time of fry cooks, and other Petey D Updates. Want to play along with word association at home? This week's words are: absquatulate, oxter…
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The Declassified Episode of Not For You (Featuring Eliza Doolittle)
On the newest episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss monkeypox (and all that entails), the unanticipated rivalry between Bayou Billy's Homebrew Soda Pop and Wild Bill's Craft Beverage Co., The 25th Air Guitar World Championships World Final, a certain Trump and the continued adventure…
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Life Is Barrel of (Opportunisticly Violent) Monkeys and Other Fun Things You Can Do at a Golf Course
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss Brittney Griner, the shortest day in history, Kansas (the state, not the band), NJ Tax Law, and Metallica’s 1986 masterpiece, “Master of Puppets”. Other tangents include turning your golf club into a cemetery (and turning your…
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Feeling The Morbs with Methuselah, Ross Perot, and Harvey Milk's Ghost
This week NFU's prodigal son returns from his bout with COVID (and tries to keep his coughing to a minimum). Other topics that Kristen and Kato discuss include: (you guessed it) abortion, the literal and terrible idea that is camping, Decision 2024, plus our favorite segments like Word…
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The Gazump-ty Dance, Things Chemically Similar to Urine, and Other Rejected Jeopardy Categories
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss urinating in transit elevators for science; drinking your own blood; Woman Crush of the Week, Liz Cheney; the return of Papa Gino's; the rebranding on Monkey Pox by Big Monkey (and WHO), plus, weekly updates from Rebel Wilson and…
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Running Up That Hill (A Dog With Hollywood's Hilary Swank)
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss renowned dog rescuer, Hilary Swank; transgender bishops (not a weird chess move); Kate Bush's Hounds of Love; plus weekly updates about Rebel Wilson and Judy Greer. Want to play along with word association at home? This week's words...
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I Came Here to Chew Gum and Kick (Off Pride Month)
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato perform in front of a live studio audience and turn their attention toward some lighter topics including an update on Dorothy's dress, losing your head in the Minnesota River, the Depp/Heard verdict, plus the debut a new segment: Word...
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Cruising with Cruz in My Own Private Oklahoma
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss the important societal contribution that is Johns Hopkins' Tastee Tape, suing your children for not giving you children, one-night budget stays at the Moulin Rouge (not a euphemism, oddly enough), Governor Kevin Stitt's moral...
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What About Breakfast at Bojangles?
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss The Jan. 6 Committee and the NH Supreme Court, as well as introduce two brand new segments for your listening pleasure. Other tangents include The Girl From Plainville (the human and the TV show); a (brief) foray into Eurovision;...
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. Cut It Up One Time
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato try to unpack Roe v. Wade, the 14th Amendment, Cui bono?, and how little the American school system actually teaches about the Judicial process. This week's special guests: The spiritual successor to Ebony and Ivory, Gingham and Denim. Other...
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Beyond the Veal with Jōvan Musk
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss Chris Pratt guarding our galaxies, Elon Musk's (potential) Twitter Acquisition, and getting cancelled by PETA. This week's special guests: Kristen's "This Is Fine" shirt and Kato's Warren Lotas "LA" colorway Reapers Dunks Other…
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Slaps, Nancy Grace, and Flamingos - Oh My!
On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss the intricacies and overlap of gender and bureaucracy, how quickly they might get sued by Nancy Grace for slander, the fabulous showmanship that was Jonathan Bennett and Jaymes Vaughan's white wedding, plus the Weekly Pete Davidson...
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Welcome to Not For You
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Not For You, a podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray take you through The Who, What, and Why, plus News You Can't Use and the weekly Pete Davidson update. Tangents include the Purge, the (narrow) difference between succeeding and...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Not For You, the podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray will take you on a weekly adventure through News You Can't Use, The Pete Davidson Update, and other segments such as How Quickly Can We Get Sued, This Podcast Is Not Sponsored By, and more!
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Welcome to Not For You, the podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray will take you on a weekly adventure through News You Can't Use, The Pete Davidson Update, and other segments such as How Quickly Can We Get Sued, This Podcast Is Not Sponsored By, and more!
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