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Not Ideal with China & Millie

by Not Ideal Radio

Welcome to Not Ideal, a radio show hosted by your most unqualified but highly empathetic friends, Millie and China. Still haunted by the time you accidentally got with your friend's ex? Mortified that you woke up in your college son's bed last Thursday? Worry no more! Why not tell us, two completely unqualified people whose shared passion is turning the most horrifyingly traumatic experiences into captivating dinner-time anecdotes? Follow us @NotIdeal.Radio on Instagram to keep up to date with news and to submit a discussion for the show. Shows live broadcast Sundays 9pm at PurpleRadio.com with uploads to stream every Tuesday

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Episodes

  1. Not Ideal Episode 7 - The dichotomy of eggs and teeth

    They're back! China and Millie have returned for a new term of trials, tribulations and technical issues. Using new tech to try and fix the microphone problems, this episode sounds like a squirrel on speed, but the alternative is conversation so fuzzy it'll make you question why you even listen.…

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  2. Not Ideal X Urghhh Radio

    TW; conversations involving bodily fluids and their rank in order of Urghhh For their first collab Not Ideal hosted Urghhh Radios presenters Dite and Emmet, for a show giving their best sound effects for peoples unfortunate circumstances that have happened this term. Enjoy it cause we didn't ;)

  3. Not Ideal Episode 6 - For the Love of Lesbians

    China and Millie are back in the studio to talk all about the latest issues sent in to Not Ideal, covering everything from morning routines to semi-explosive vomit (sorry Merry). Joined this week by their silent guests Tiny Clanger and Mallow as the joint episode they're having required more...

  4. Not Ideal Valentines Special 2023

    Not Ideal's Valentines' Day Special 2023! Millie and China discuss bad dates, red and green flags while talking about how much they LOVE LOVE!!!

  5. Not Ideal Episode 5 - Unmedicated Horses

    This weeks installment of Not Ideals Radio show turned podcast. Listen to us lament online gaming, new party tricks and communicating with emotionally immature adults. Full of wows and wacks, join China and Millie for more mind-numbing conversation that makes you ask why do they have a show?

  6. Not Ideal Episode 4 - Be Kind and Sneaky

    Join Millie and China for another instalment of Not Ideal problems and queries, expertly navigated by the most unqualified people you know. This episode deals with body image and eating disorders (TW). It looks at controlling the narrative, fingernails in a trifle, and how to self-reflect and get…

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  7. Not Ideal Episode 3 - Tinder and Trash

    Not Ideals newest episode, a short but sweet episode where we discuss living with your friends, wetting yourself, and pickup lines.

  8. Not Ideal Episode 2 - The Troubles

    This weeks instalment of Purple Radios show- Not Ideal with China and Millie. Listen with us to discuss male activists, best friends and new love rivalries and crushes on college children.

  9. Not Ideal Episode 1 - Magnetic & Charismatic

    Not ideals Purple radio debut, listen to us discuss ginger action, dull men and hairy arseholes

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Not Ideal, a radio show hosted by your most unqualified but highly empathetic friends, Millie and China.

Still haunted by the time you accidentally got with your friend's ex? Mortified that you woke up in your college son's bed last Thursday? Worry no more! Why not tell us, two completely unqualified people whose shared passion is turning the most horrifyingly traumatic experiences into captivating dinner-time anecdotes?

Follow us @NotIdeal.Radio on Instagram to keep up to date with news and to submit a discussion for the show. Shows live broadcast Sundays 9pm at PurpleRadio.com with uploads to stream every Tuesday

HOSTED BY

Not Ideal Radio

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Not Ideal with China & Millie have?

Not Ideal with China & Millie currently has 9 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Not Ideal with China & Millie about?

Welcome to Not Ideal, a radio show hosted by your most unqualified but highly empathetic friends, Millie and China. Still haunted by the time you accidentally got with your friend's ex? Mortified that you woke up in your college son's bed last Thursday? Worry no more! Why not tell us, two...

How often does Not Ideal with China & Millie release new episodes?

Not Ideal with China & Millie has 9 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts Not Ideal with China & Millie?

Not Ideal with China & Millie is created and hosted by Not Ideal Radio.
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