Episodes
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EP 69.5: Not Like Other Bridgertons
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. Dearest gentle reader, Here is the long await part two of episode 69, we find the two friends, Miss Carly and Miss Katie reading a chapter out of Romancing Mr.Bridgerton. Will Miss…
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EP 69.0: born again virgin
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In are special 69th episode, we unpack are recent options on sex as we have frontal lobes now. What we thought was going to be a hornycast turns into a conversation about intimacy…
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EP 68: punching sideways
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we explore the ways we fight people who are closer to us then trying to band together and punch up. It might be easier to reach the people next to up instead of…
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EP 67: the zodiacification of mental illness
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. This just in I'm a BPD sun, a Anxiety rising and a Depression Moon. What are your big three?? In this episode we break down social medias desperate need to make us self diagnose, over...
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EP 66: sorry we ghosted you...
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. U UP??? sorry we didn't get back to you in almost a year, we're just .. going through a lot and weren't ready for anything too serious. BUT now we're back and ready for your ears to...
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EP 65: madonna-wh*re complex
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we deconstruct the madonna-whore complex that waters down women into two categories. The "Madonna" a sweet virginal mother that is the perfect women to marry but you...
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EP 64: how do i maintain recovery ???
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we talk all things ed recovery. About two-ish years both in recovery, how does it effect everyday life? Will there every be a point when I'm fully recovered from my…
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EP 63: why do hot girls love true crime ???
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we integrate the societal and are own obsession with true crime and dark story telling. In the last decade we have seen a normalized and mainstream love of true crime....
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EP 62: i'm not like other girls, i'm an ai sexbot
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we ask the question "how do they have the audacity?" Get ready for a bumpy ride of ai sexbots, deepfakes, sex work and the classic fatphobia. Will an ai waifu steal my...
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EP 61: can i tell you this f*cked up thought ???
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get existential as we discuss Carly's "fucked up" thought. When two girls try to find meaning in a meaningless world, things get a little messy. How do we find...
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EP 60: in defense of the "crazy girl"
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get a little hysterical while deconstructing the quote on quote crazy girl. Urban Dictionary defines Crazy Girl Syndrome as " The phenomenon where girls act...
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EP 59: new year, same sluts
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we welcome you back to another year of chaos and growth. We're back! Again! For real this time. New coping skills, new jobs, and new medications - same clowns. We talk...
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EP 58: sad girl syndrome
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we talk about the trap of the sad girl syndrome !! Do you ever find yourself romanizing your own sadness?? US TOO!! Where does this urge come from and how does it affect...
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EP 57: like, follow, self reflect
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In today's episode, we step into the metaverse to battle the big boss killing us all. We talk IG infograph culture, influencer/brands, and how art can function in the digital age. Hear…
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EP 56: the sluts guide to being a slut
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. THIS EPISODE HAS IT ALL. Another sex-positive ep for the gals/gays/theys. We give you a little updated look into our takes on power-play, safe kink practices, and talking shit. Spoiler...
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EP 55: mom, i threw up (season 2)
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit!! WELCOME TO SEASON TWO BABY!!!! We are starting off this season two extra light, with an episode talking about relapse !! How do two recovering ed people live their life without…
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EP 54: new year, new patterns !!
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit!! In this episode , we break down how we will not let 2022 kill us by talking about our ins and outs. No not the burger shop. The new patterns, thoughts and coping skills that our in for…
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EP 53: thiccmas
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get wine drunk on christmas eve and cry in our childhood bedrooms, jk... unless?? Lets talk all things holidays!! Our favorite childhood memories, drunken mistakes…
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EP 52: what your spotify wrapped says about you !!
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, you sickos sent us your spotify to roast!! Looks like you are all up on the chopping block again. What does your top genre say about you? How many times did you stream...
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EP 51: gals get crushed by capitalism (live)
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we unpack the thrills of being women in the workplace. The best and the worst of our time in customer service, FOH/BOH culture, and being on the receiving end of super...
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EP 50: did you miss us?
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we celebrate the milestone of 50 WHOLE EPISODES !!! WOWOWO!!! Thank you so much for the love and support, we find so much joy and love in this podcast and we love to…
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EP 49: !!we roast you!!
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, you sent us your zodiac charts and we didn't hold back. Are you aching to be perceived by gemini and virgo?? Well you're in luck, we roast each zodiac sign and put them…
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EP 48: i should be kind to myself ??
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we take a quiz to learn how self compassion we are! This quiz breaks down the idea of self compassion into different categories, showing were you need the most...
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EP 47: youngest child vs only child
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we become sisters. Listen as we deep dive into family dynamics, healing your inner child and navigating your attachment style. How does being the youngest affect my…
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EP 46: dick doesn't fix ur sick
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get wet. Jk,,,, kinda. We are hoping back on the train to hornyville and talking all things slut. What does it mean to be a slut? How do you gain agency over your…
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EP 45: zodi(ass) signs
Best Friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we give you the fake astro content that no one asked for. Which signs do we like to fuck, and which signs keep fucking us over? How much should we really read into our...
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EP 44: sold my soul (and my art) to instagram
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode we sellout, just need to get some likes yk. Carly and Katie share their qualms with the ever growing world of selling out. All the ups and downs to wanting to share your...
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EP 43: we are the artistic renaissance
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, the girls are back together and ready to devour the world!!! Step one: getting a lil tipsy and manifesting their artistic future. How do you have hope for the future…
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EP 42: hookup culture is killing authenticity
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we toss hookup culture a gun and it shoots authenticity. Is it possible to navigate dating while trying to stay vulnerable and real? Or does that just open up hook up...
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MINI EP 3: Katie's trek through recovery, healing and wanting to be seen
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this third installment of a mini episode, Katie deep dives once again on the journey of ED recovery. Now seven weeks of recovery under her belt has given her time to heal from some...
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EP 41: me, myself and my loneliness
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we miss one another and explore the world of being lonely. Carly being away in L.A and Katie still in the same recording closet has let the loneliness seep in. How do we...
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MINI EP 2: Carly unpacks L.A.
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this (mini) episode, Carly sits under a blanket and delivers a crumpled little address from her summer digs in Los Angeles. She talks sticking to recovery, setting intention, and...
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EP 40: self betrayal summer
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, the ladies are back together and you know what that means!! Lets unpack being your OWN. WORSE. ENEMY. We talk about the physical and psychology signs that you might be...
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MINI EP 1: Katie's corner,,,the road to recovery
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this (mini) episode, Katie grabs hold of the mic and drops the hottest track of summer 2021. Titled "hi I started an eating disorder recovery and it's saving my life." This is the...
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EP 39: please,,,someone perceive me
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we go back to our roots and take the Enneagram Personality Test. In hopes that we can unlock out inner truth and also get those tricky lil blindspots in us. Since we...
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EP 38: oops, i love you
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we fall in love. Sadly, not with each other. Lets talk all types of love: unrequited love, love at the wrong time, jealously in love, giving love as a gift. Is there a...
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EP 37: two girls, one fanfic
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, things get spicy. As we unpack our artistic and escapism beginning, with fan-fiction. Let's get under the covers and hide our phone when the parents are around. We…
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EP 36: hot girls guide 2 emotional regulation
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. This week episode we get emotional,, but how do we regulate all these feelings !!! Is there a healthy way to feel your feelings fully without being consumed by them??? YES!! (we're…
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EP 35: *Trigger Warning*: I'm fat
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. This weeks bullshit, why is being alive as a fat person seen as an act of rebellion? In this episode, we fucking unpack the week it's been, and baby has it been a week. Katie deep…
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EP 34: Honey, I shrunk my narrative
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get honest with ourselves and with you. What is the real reason we are scared to be honest with who we are?? How do we start to take control of our lives??? WILL I...
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EP 33: you are my fantasy & I am your nightmare
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, our fantasies start to look a little bit more like pretty delusions. We unpack the summer of "love" aka the summer when we both were in love with the same fantasy man.…
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EP 22: shark week
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, there is blood in the water!! The fellas have been waiting for this one, it's PERIOD TIME!! We talk all things uterus: Why is there so much shame around periods? What...
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EP 32: threesome giveaway
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get our silicone dildos out and dive into the wondrous world of sex (again, and honestly not for the last time.) Would we ever have a threesome? How do we feel about...
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Ep 31: what makes a friend???
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we invite you into our best friend's club. Join our look into the past several years of our friendship and the many successful/unsuccessful friendships that led us here....
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Ep 30: dirty thirty
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we stare into the abyss and invite it to stare back. Getting older. STOP TELLING ME MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING. Maybe if I slab on enough of this anti-aging cream my...
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EP 29: does my victim complex make me the villain?
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get a little meta. Is it possible that victimizing ourselves can turn US into the villain in our lives? What separates us from the incels? Why do I feel so scared to...
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EP 28: acne, stretch marks, and other skin fun
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we talk all things bumps and humps!! As gals, pals and frals we all got skin. And with that skin comes lots of hair, scars, acne, stretch marks, make up, etc!!!! We...
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EP 27: be my valentine?
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we're (Katie) is single an ready to mingle!! Got any plans for February 14th?? Asking for a friend. We packed this episode full of love!! How we want our partners to…
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EP 26: i’m trying to heal
Best friends Carly and Katie embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we talk about the long winding road of healing. How do you heal from heartbreak, eating disorders or your own self-shame? Lets talk about small steps we can take to...
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EP 25: $exting for dummies
Best friends, Carly and Katie, embark on their journey towards uncovering self-love and clocking their bullshit. In this episode, we get a lil frisky and lil high while we talk sexting!! Get silly with us as we go through are own sexts, sexting clever bot and talking the dos and don'ts of…
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