Episodes
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Meeting CHAPPELL ROAN and FEUDING with Dixie D'Amelio!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 91
If Trisha is Tana and Tana is Trisha...then who's flying the plane!? This week on a special Halloween Not Loveline, the girls chat about all things Halloween and parties. Couples costumes of the past, diva cups and hemorrhoids. And of course take some calls from our loyal listeners. All that and...
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Two Jennifer Coolidges EXPOSE Elizabeth Holmes | NOT LOVELINE Ep 90
Makes me wanna Trish Trio at Benihana real baaaaaad. This week on Not Loveline our girls pay tribute to the iconique Jennifer Coolidge and talk all things Halloween, Disneyland and weddings! Are wedding bells chiming in the air for Tana and Makoa? They are for Trisha! Her Disney wedding is coming...
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BLACKMAILED By An EX-BOYFRIEND + Talking to GHOSTS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 89
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Tana's past traumas including the time one of her awful ex-boyfriends blackmailed her for over $70,000!! Plus the two give some sneak peeks into Trisha's upcoming memoir and go over some of their early history together! All that and more on…
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Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88
The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes...
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WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87
Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a...
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My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86
This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend,...
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EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85
Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that…
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WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84
Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE...
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His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE
It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle?...
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Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82
This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not...
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NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81
This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on...
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DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80
Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not...
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BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on...
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TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming...
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DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend...
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TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant...
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CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75
Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Max $20...
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I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74
Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic...
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RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73
It's calls on calls on calls this week on Not Loveline! Trish and Tana give advice on whether avoiding red flags too often is preventing you from meeting your soulmate. Plus how do you navigate dating someone who has the same name as your brother? And what did her friend do on that last...
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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Disneyland and Disney Adults, being smart about how expensive your wedding is, and get amped up for an amazing night in Vegas THIS WEEK! All that and more on today's episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!!…
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I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71
This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about hiring a social media management company to run your accounts. And how many influencers are already entirely run by teams! Plus, Tana dishes on her mean neighbor and how she tried to fight Makoa!!! And our question of the day, all things Etsy...
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HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70
This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about screaming like Addison Rae in the studio while recording music for their upcoming live show in Vegas! Tana also spills the beans on her Euphoria audition. And Trish shares how Malibu's first ever playdate went! All that and so much Grey's…
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TANA GOT SCAMMED! + TRISHA SPILLS EUPHORIA TEA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 69
Trish and Tana are back again to goss about influencers, share the recent events in their lives, and more! This week Tana brought Trisha some birthday gifts! And things get a little emotional! And what's this about a convertible scammer? All that and more on this week's Not Loveline!!Trisha and...
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MY BOYFRIEND WAS IN BED WITH HIS SISTER!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 68
This week on Not Loveline Makoa and Moses finally get to have THEIR stories told on this show!! Plus Trish talks about writing her memoir, the legal checks for all the tea she is exposing in it, and more! Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The...
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TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!! + INFLUENCERS RUINED COACHELLA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 67
NOT CLICKBAIT! SHE REALLY DID Y'ALL! This week the girls reunite after some weeks apart to catch up about all things Coachella and more! What did Tana think of Bieberchella? And how did she manage to finally meet Adam Sandler? All that and more on this exciting episode of Not Loveline!Trisha and...
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I'M THE OTHER WOMAN!?!? 😱 I STILL LOVE HIM!! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 66
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana answer a bunch of calls for all of you! But first, a quick history lesson with two high school dropouts. Are they smarter than a 5th grader? Plus how does one deal with their mother wanting nothing to do with them? Even when you're pregnant? And how do…
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NICK VIALL MUST BE STOPPED!! + TOXIC AGE GAP RELATIONSHIPS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 65
Trisha and Tana hit a yap flow state today on Not Loveline. The girls dive head first into some of the latest hot topics, like Nick Viall's new show Age of Attraction highlighting age gap relationships. Plus unpacking the Taylor Frankie Paul drama in the Mormon Wives sphere. All that and more on...
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SEE US LIVE IN LAS VEGAS!! + DID JAKE SHANE GO TOO FAR?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 64
Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9This week on Not Loveline our girls are here…
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MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOUR MAN 💲💰 + DID I REALLY CHEAT?! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 63
This week on Not Loveline it's ALL CALLS!!! Trisha and Tana set a record for themselves and answered 10!! That's right 10! T-E-N, TEN!!! And boy are they some good ones. Thanks for calling in, babes. We've got body positivity conversations, divorces, bisexuals and a rotted individual who asked...
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OUR CHAOTIC CELEBRITY STORIES + IS CLONING REAL!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 62
Today on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana get vulnerable. They share stories about their abandonment issues, and how that has followed them into all of their relationships. And how they are working to overcome them. They also discuss whether or not celebrity clones are running around Hollywood. You...
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TRISHA ON THE KARDASHIANS TV SHOW!?! + MIKAYLA NOGUIERA'S ANTICS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 61
From mom guilt to food guilt these girls are covering it all today. Between dropping lore about being on the first season of Keeping up with The Kardashians and talking about Mikayla Noguiera's iconic messy titkok antics, Trish and Tana have you covered for your weekly yapsesh. With a side of…
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TURNING DOWN $20,000!?!? + EXPOSING PEOPLE ONLINE!!
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana talk integrity when it comes to brand deals. How much is enough to commit to it? And what are you willing to walk away from if it doesn't align with your brand? Plus some hot topic questions about Jake Weber and Lisa Rinna. All that and more on today's...
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HE PROPOSED TO HER WITH WHAT!?!? + MY FRIEND STINKS!
Sometimes you just gotta let a girl know she stinks. This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana take call after call! And they have plenty of advice for viewers like you. Like how do you quit your bleach and tone addiction? And how do you not get insecure about having a high or low body count?…
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HE TOLD ME HE'S A CHEATER! BUT HE'S SO HOT!
This week on Not Loveline, Tana vents to Trisha about her recent week from hell. From personal struggles to black mold this girl has been through it. The two also have a chat about Shane Dawson's recent podcast appearances and reflect on his past with them. And take a call from a listener who…
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DOING WHAT WITH YOUR NURSE!? + FALLING IN LOVE ON SET!
This week on Not Loveline, Tana and Trish catch up about Trisha's recent red carpet escapades, skipping the Grammys and more! Plus help some callers navigate life in male dominated spaces. It's a yapsesh you won't wanna miss this! Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s…
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STAYING OUT OF DRAMA OFFICIALLY!!!...UNLESS? 👀
ana and Trish are officially back in their peace eras...allegedly. This week the girls goss and gab about their recent red carpet experiences, celebrities and influencers they have thoughts on, and the importance of authenticity. All that and more on this week's Not Loveline! Thank you to our...
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THE JLO GLAMBOT INCIDENT, PAMELA ANDERSON, AND MORE!
It's a gossip sesh today on Not Loveline!! Trish and Tana can't stop the yap this week and have so much to say about some recent celebrity moments. Like Jennifer Lopez being rude to the Glambot creator. And Jason Momoa's comments about his new girlfriend that Trish feels very strongly about! Plus...
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GETTING BACK INTO DRAMA + SHARING OUR TRUTHS
The tea is hot af today on this episode of Not Loveline! Tana responds to the recent beef she's had with Tara's Wrld online. Trish also reveals some details about her upcoming book! Which leads to the girls re-evaluating some of the old friendships and fueds. All that plus some calls from viewers...
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LEAVING THE PAST BEHIND US, ENGAGEMENTS, HAVING CHILDREN AND HEALING
New year, new vibes, and NOT Loveline! This week Trisha and Tana reunite in the new year with refreshed outlooks on life and creative juices. The girls catch up on their holidays apart, plan for the future of touring together and other manifestations. And what's Not Loveline without a little...
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DREAMING BIG FOR 2026 AND LEARNING FROM PAST RELATIONSHIPS
It's the last Not Loveline of the year and the girls are getting sentimental! This week Trish and Tana talk about their 2025 highlights and getting in the right mindset to make 2026 just as amazing if not better! Plus the girls touch on sobriety, learning to love wigs and more! From our Not...
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ANNIVERSARIES, CELEB BREAKUPS, AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 51
This week on Not Loveline Tana tells Trish all about her 2 year anniversary celebrations with Makoa! Plus the girls talk about Alix Earle's recent breakup from her football boyfriend, their childhood experiences with animals, and unpacking traumatic experiences from their childhoods. All that…
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NEW PODCASTS, TOURING, AND PODCASTING WITH MEN
Happy ONE YEAR of Not Loveline! 50 EPISODES! This week the girls gab about the release of Escape the Night, favorite movies, plans for 2026 and beyond. And talk about what its like podcasting on other people's shows. Especially shows with men on the panel. All that and more on today's episode!...
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WE GOT INTO SOME DRAMA 😱 + SECRET PROJECTS 🤫
Trisha and Tana are back in sunny Los Angeles this week after some time in New York and Vegas with their families. And they have a lot to discuss!! From Casinos to Broadway, the girls are gonna spill all the tea. This week they unpack their latest TikTok drama as well as tease some exciting…
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WHEN TO MOVE ON + REIGNITING SPARKS IN YOUR LOVE LIFE
Not Loveline is back again from NYC! This week, Trisha and Tana continue their discussion of their NY adventures. And also take some questions from all of you! This week, the girls advise on how to get that toxic man out of your head! And how to know when it's time to move on from him? All that…
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WE'RE MOVING TO NY!? + TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!
Welcome back to Not Loveline! Emphasis on the NOT this week as Trish and Tana are reunited after a few weeks apart in NEW YORK CITY! The girls catch up, talk about Trisha in Beetlejuice, and gush about their favorite parts of the most magical city on earth. And whether or not they see themselves...
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SHE PULLED A WHAT ON HIM MID HOOKUP?!?!
On today's Not Loveline it's all about healing, growing, maturing, and learning how to love yourself. And of course if it's crazy or not to pull a...weapon...on a guy mid hookup if he has been spreading rumors about you! Tana and Trish are ready to answer your calls and help you out! All that and...
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HE WETS THE BED!! + AM I A BAD MOM??
It's all calls all the time today! Trish and Tana gear up for a rapid fire advice session and take a ton of calls from all of you! We hear from some listeners who feel guilty for being drained after a long day at work, for letting their toddler watch a lot of tv, and for wanting to date a man who...
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THE LIFE OF A FORMER CRAZY GIRL + MOMENTS WE WERE WRONG
On today's Not Loveline, the girls catch up on some more pre-Halloween activities and dish about some recent celebrity sightings! As well as Tana's history with Nick Cannon! Plus the girls share stories of when they crashed out on their partners and were definitely the ones in the wrong in those...
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EMBARRASSING MOMENTS, ALEX COOPER, & UNWELL FEST RECAP
On today's spooky episode of Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana serve in their Death Becomes Her costumes and spill all the tea on working with Alex Cooper at Unwell Fest, their chaotic travel experience to get to Vegas and an embarrassing story with a celebrity Tana did not know! All that and more on...
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I'M THE TOXIC EX! HELP! + BF CAUGHT FILMING OTHER GIRLS
Tana and Trisha are back and pushing through any and all tummy troubles, that may or may not be afflicting one of our hosts this week, to bring you another exciting episode of Not Loveline! On today's episode we hear from a caller with an often unheard of admission: "I was the toxic one." Plus…
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NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.
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