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Not Quite Scottish Imports
by Heralded Highland Haberdashers: Claire, Tammy, and Brad
A respectful fashion podcast discussing the Highlander films and television series.
Episodes
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Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x17 Love and Death
Join us for Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x17 – “Love and Death” in which Amanda runs into her ex who is the worst. Speaking of the worst, Bert the Forgettable thwarts a ransoming and learns about immortals only to completely dismiss it.
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Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x16 The Frame
Join us for Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x16 – “The Frame” wherein Amanda and Jade do Art Capers in a very Animal Crackers style fashion. Also Nick is still here and enjoys being mortal and not having to carry a sword.
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Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x15 Inferno
Join us for Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x15 – “Inferno” in which Amanda tries to both sides the French Revolution and Michelle Gomez is a badass that deserved better.
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Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x14 The Rogue
Join us for Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x14 – “The Rogue” wherein Amanda is trying to do kooky schemes but Slabz and Bert are gonna weigh us down with unmemorable dour musings as they try to protect a bewigged actress.
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Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x12 A Matter of Time AND 1x13 The French Connection
Join us for the two-part Highlander: The Raven Episode 1x12 – “A Matter of Time” AND 1x13 – “The French Connection” in which Amanda is visited by Joe Dawson who help Amanda faker her death and move to Paris and we meet a new coward immortal.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x11 – The Devil You Know
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x11 – “The Devil You Know” wherein Amanda gets a surprise motorcycle from a true master of disguise and Magnus is still on this show for some reason.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x10 – Passion Play
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x10 – “Passion Play” in which Amanda helps Lucy deal with the immortal that killed her husband. We get some rad Lucy flashbacks and very little of Slabz, thankfully.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x09 – Cloak and Dagger
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x09 – “Cloak and Dagger” wherein Amanda has to help Bert with a caper and we are wildly grossed out by these weirdo writers.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x08 – The Unknown Soldier
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x08 – “The Unknown Soldier” in which Amanda deals with an immortal soldier with a grudge and Magnus had a brother who was somehow even worse than himself.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x07 – Crime and Punishment
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x07 – “Crime and Punishment” wherein Amanda helps Slabz who put an innocent man in jail because he is a cop and that’s just what they do. Also baseball.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x06 – Birthright
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x06 – “Birthright” in which Amanda desperately tries to get at least one foot away from Slabz, to no avail. Also not-Charlie has a terrible plan.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x05 – So Shall ye Reap
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x05 – “So Shall ye Reap” in which Amanda helps an old spy avenge his hilariously murdered son.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x04 – Immunity
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x04 – Immunity wherein Amanda is being hunted by a really weird OCD Immortal working off a spreadsheet but mainly we are focused on Slabz McGillicutty investigating boring things and dragging us all down with him.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x03 – Bloodlines
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x03 – Bloodlines in which Amanda, who remains a mythological bird or something continues to be forced to deal with Slabz McGillicutty who has a new job thwarting fun.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x02 – Full Disclosure
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1 x02 – Full Disclosure wherein Amanda, who is still a mythological bird or something has to reveal her immortality to a slab of acting in classic Duncan style. Also we learn about the coolest cyber computer mainframe interfaces.
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Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x01 - Reborn
Join us for Highlander: The Raven - Episode 1x01 – Reborn in which Amanda is doing schemes as we learn about how Ravens are some sort of mythical legendary bird. Also we meet the most boring cop ever and get ready to spend an ordinate amount of time with him.
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Episode 6x13 – Not To Be
Join us for the finale Episode 6x13 – Not To Be, wherein Duncan continues his It’s a Wonderful Life Journey as he discovers Tessa tragically having a perfectly good life and we conclude the series.
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Episode 6x12 – To Be
Join us for Episode 6x12 – To Be, in which Duncan is such a sadsack he falls onto a train powered by gunfire and wakes up in It’s a Wonderful Life. And Joe looks like he’s closing up at the library of bad wigs.
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Episode 6x11 – Indiscretions
Join us for Episode 6x11 – Indiscretions, wherein Joe and Methos have to carry an episode without Duncan. We learn that Joe has a secret daughter and that there is a watcher academy.
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Episode 6x10 – Two of Hearts
Join us for Episode 6x10 – Two of Hearts, in which there are ZERO highlanders and Zero characters from the series Highlander. We meet Katherine and Nick who we could not possibly care about.
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Episode 6x09 – Double Exposure
Join us for Episode 6x09 – Double Exposure, wherein a foxy bounty hunting immortal catches a criminal with the aid of Detective sandwich: Interpol. Duncan also vaguely appears for moral support.
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Episode 6x08 – Justice
Join us for Episode 6x08 – Justice, in which Duncan goes out of his way to protect a rich guy that got away with murder. We could not be less surprised.
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Episode 6x07 – Unusual Suspects
Join us for Episode 6x07 – Unusual Suspects, wherein Duncan helps Fitz solve his murder in the 1920s.
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Episode 6x06 – Black Tower
Join us for Episode 6x06 – Black Tower, in which Duncan enters the most dangerous game… video game… corporate office the most dangerous video game office.
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Episode 6x05 – Patient Number 7
Join us for Episode 6x05 – Patient Number 7, wherein Duncan runs into an immortal with amnesia on the run from Kraven the Hunter.
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Episode 6x04 – Diplomatic Immunity
Join us for Episode 6x04 – Diplomatic Immunity, in which Duncan gets another friend killed by meddling in somebody else’s revenge
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Episode 6x03 – Sins of the Father
Join us for Episode 6x03 – Sins of the Father, wherein Duncan defends a guy who stole money from Jewish families during the holocaust and also meets Alex Raven, who is the best.
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Episode 6x02 – Armageddon
Join us for Episode 6x02 – Armageddon, in which Duncan finally defeats the devil by doing absolutely nothing at all. One of Claire’s neighbors gives a truly Duchovny-esque performance and a half-assed Twin Peaks riff really rounds out this final part of the Arihman story.
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Episode 6x01 – Avatar
Join us for Episode 6x01 – Avatar, wherein Duncan comes back from Monk Mode to finally get back to fighting the Devil. Meanwhile the devil is not really doing very much. It's a really bad episode.
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Episode: Highlander: Hans Kirschner (2017)
Join us for a “fan-film” based on that random guy from the awful Lord Byron episode Highlander: Hans Kirschner (2017). People are wearing bizarre costumes and acting chops are truly on display.
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Episode 5x18 – Archangel
Join us for Episode 5x18 – Archangel in which Duncan learns he is the champion to fight against a demon, and by a demon I mean Horton, again. Also RIPS to Claire’s longtime favorite (the old man).
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Episode 5x17 – The Modern Prometheus
Join us for Episode 5x17 – The Modern Prometheus wherein Duncan kills Lord Byron in 1996 because he’s an immortal and also completely unbearable. Truly a bottom tier immortal.
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Episode 5x16 – Forgive Us Our Trespasses
Join us for Episode 5x16 – Forgive Us Our Trespasses in which Duncan has to deal with another sadsack with a grudge while somehow sidestepping justice for Sean Burns.
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Episode 5x15 – The Stone of Scone
Join us for Episode 5x15 – The Stone of Scone wherein Duncan and Fitz get into golf shenanigans with the Stone of Scone and Amanda.
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Episode 5x14 – Duende
Join us for Episode 5x14 – Duende in which Duncan has to deal with a real vindictive psycho immortal and ask learn all about the nerdiest most class-based form of sword fighting.
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Episode 5x13 – The Ransom of Richard Redstone
Join us for Episode 5x13 – The Ransom of Richard Redstone wherein Richie gets kidnapped as part of a wacky scheme and Duncan dresses up like an old man.
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Episode 5x12 – Revelation 6:8
Join us for Episode 5x12 – “Revelation 6:8” in which the writers seemingly forgot that Cassandra is capable of doing things. Why is anybody listening to Kronos and what is up with this dungeon hospital?
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Episode 5x11 – Comes a Horseman
Join us for Episode 5x11 – “Comes a Horseman” wherein Duncan’s immortal groomer the sexy bog-witch reveals that Methos was a little bit of a bronze age genocider back in the day and it looks like the band might be getting back together
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Episode 5x10 – The Valkyrie
Join us for Episode 5x10 – “The Valkyrie” in which Duncan fails to kill Hitler, but does also save the life of another racist monster for some reason.
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Episode 5x09 – The Messenger
Join us for Episode 5x09 – “The Messenger” wherein Duncan has to deal with a Sassy Sewerlion pretending to be Methos and everybody is joining the Cream Club.
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Episode 5x08 – Little Tin God
Join us for Episode 5x08 – “Little Tin God” in which Duncan is up against Andrew Divoff’s cult of baby immortals that think he’s God. It’s a pretty solid scheme, also Duncan inadvertently genocides the Moche people.
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Episode 5x07 – Haunted
Join us for Episode 5x07 – “Haunted” wherein Duncan learns that Riche is the absolute worst person and the audience is forever haunted with his wild douchebaggery. Also, Joe is a failed swinger.
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Episode 5x06 – Money No Object
Join us for Episode 5x06 – “Money No Object” in which Duncan and Krycek are a couple of Looney Toons and Amanda is living for the shenanigans.
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Episode 5x05 – Dramatic License
Join us for Episode 5x05 – “Dramatic License” wherein Duncan has become the subject of a Romance Novel and shenanigans with Sandra Bernhard ensue.
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Episode 5x04 – Glory Days
Join us for Episode 5x04 – “Glory Days” in which Duncan has to do a Home Alone to deal with a rogue immortal and Joe awkwardly meets up with his former high school girlfriend.
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Episode 5x03 – Manhunt
Join us for Episode 5x03 – “Manhunt” wherein Duncan tries to “help” his friend who is being targeted by Foghorn Leghorn for the terrible crime of killing his Slave Master in the south. Also we meet the most pathetic Baseball manager of all time.
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Episode 5x02 – The End of Innocence
Join us for Episode 5x02 – “The End of Innocence” in which Duncan has to deal with Richie who is dealing with PTSD by becoming a serial killer and ending one of the longest lasting gay immortal relationships in history. Also Joe does Joe nonsense.
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Episode 5x01 – Prophecy
Join us for Episode 5x01 – “Prophecy” wherein Duncan is the chosen one groomed by an immortal witch predator to defeat a psychic jazz vampire.
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Episode 4x22 – One Minute to Midnight
Join us for Episode 4x22 – “One Minute to Midnight” in which Duncan and Joe are in hiding and of course this is all Horton’s fault. The Watchers are so ridiculously awful and it’s embarrassing that Joe wants to still work for the Chumps that wanted to execute him for finding love.
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Episode 4x21 – Judgement Day
Join us for Episode 4x21 – “Judgement Day” wherein Joe is put on Trial for Friendship and we endure a clip show that is bold enough to be a 2 part clip show
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A respectful fashion podcast discussing the Highlander films and television series.
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Not Quite Scottish Imports is created and hosted by Heralded Highland Haberdashers: Claire, Tammy, and Brad.
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