Not-Stalgia

Mom, what's a pregnancy scare?

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Cool Sheet Classics are back! Come for Irving Berlin's music, stay for Betty Hutton's iconic physical comedy.

Don't you just hate going through mer-puberty?

A long overdue response to a listener suggestion (sorry, Thomas). We watched The Aztecs serial from 1964.

Nigel and Marianne really don't like to supervise their children.

Poisoned or not, you shouldn't let your kids eat raw hamburger meat they find on the ground. We watched 1963 series S01E02 - Die Hard 1979 series S01E01 - Smoke

Pick the good house with sturdy walls, Pocahontas!

Why would a cute little potato digivolve into a muscular man??? We watched Digimon Adventure Episode 1 - The Birth of Greymon Episode 21 - Home Away from Home

Also known as Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure. The made-for-TV movie that tested just how much Ewok sceen time Star Wars fans were willing to endure.

[This is a re-upload of an episode we originally posted in February 2020] Could you watch Shrek every day for a month?

Part 5 of our Looney Tunes deep dive. We watched: I Haven't Got a Hat (1935) The Case of the Stuttering Pig (1937) Porky in Wackyland (1938) You Ought to Be in Pictures (1940) Robin Hood Daffy (1958)

Or you could just go outside and look at real bugs. Watch this episode on YouTube.

Cinch an obi around your A Bug's Life kimono and listen to our top 100 reasons this movie is better than Antz.

What's your favorite bug?

The cartoon with a body count that rivals Game of Thrones.We watched:S01E10 - Between Two Evils S02E02 - Winter

Is the Salem puppet cute or unsettling? We watched: S01E13 - The Crucible S03E05 - Pancake Madness

A fascinating portrayal of Raiden.

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Did this movie have the power to heal the nation?

Wee Man is our spirit guide.

Which one of these buttons turns Darth Vader off?

Viggo seems like a lot. When we first uploaded this episode, the audio was a disaster (the levels were accidentally turned up WAY TOO LOUD). This is the fixed version.

She's beauty and she's grace.

Why is Ginger the only one named after an actual spice?

Girlhood Month is back!

This kid loves breaking and entering.

Is it Basil or Basil?

Sure, everybody remembers Jessica Rabbit's night club performance. But do you remember Bob Hoskins's forward roll? Part 2 of our Feb-noir series.

So begins Noir-bruary.

Help us, Rat Daddy!

Telepathic pets.

War is a series of impossible choices. Every five year old should know that.

Do you think O.J. did it?

Kevin, you have some 'splaining to do.

Do you "get" Pee-wee or not?

Rankin-Bass does it again! And by "it" we mean makes a stop-motion holiday special that no one asked for featuring a celebrity narrator, a weird dictator, and characters with anachronistic 1970s hair styles.

These Cratchits are acceptable. Spin the Wheel of Scrooges for yourself!

Happy Life Day, y'all.

It's probably for the best that they don't air this on TV anymore.

Is this movie a post-modern Lassie parody?

Is this steampunk? We watched: S2E01 - Mom's Night Out / Polie Pox / Da Plane! Da Plane!

Do the noodle dance. We watched: S02E22 - A Tree Grows in Hoohaw / Flick's Big Fakeout

I love the smell of burnt plastic in the morning. Watch this episode on YouTube.

Leatherface is always ready. He puts his apron on in the morning and takes it off at night. We watched: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)

How do you know who is The Thing?

A lesson on the importance of saving. Watch this episode on YouTube.

Mary Shelley, Hashtag Girl Boss. This episode features Here Comes the Bride (Of Frankenstein) by Elvira.

Come for the Luigi's Mansion game play, stay for Katie's rant about Resident Evil 2 Remake. Watch this episode on YouTube.

Gomez <3 Morticia