Not That Damn Show

The show finally has ads, which means some poor brand may now be sponsoring a conversation about balloon fetishes, dolphin crimes, and whether being “shark-fucking rich” is the financial danger zone. Mikey’s trying to sell everyone on the uncensored Patreon while also trying to get Stroke a new liver and maybe a sponsorship from those “we totally prevent hangovers, we swear” pregame shots. Jenn gets everybody caught up on Spirit Airlines collapsing, a cartoonishly large cocaine bust, and a cruise ship virus that sounds like it came from rodent piss hell. Then “Rick In The Law” Shows up to explain contracts, viral videos, refund policies, stolen business ideas, class actions, jury duty, and why Ian should never be anyone’s lawyer unless the goal is prison with extra steps. Somehow Nickelback, Barney Spanish, Papa John’s wax face and racist pizza, and for some reason butthole mechanics make it into the official record. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you want to support Stroke’s questionable liver and our highly questionable life choices, go grab some gear and let strangers judge you in public: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a secret, a crime, or something you should probably only tell a therapist and definitely not four idiots with microphones? Beautiful. Drop your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ Smash follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review—whatever your app lets you do, do that for us: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 If you want the uncensored video, extra shows, and all the stuff we can’t safely leave on the free feed, hit Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShownot that damn show mikey stroke ian jenn america’s loudest podcast spirit airlines shut down hospice ads during filth patreon uncensored podcast dolphins rape people dolphins sluts of the ocean shark fucking rich kristi noem husband fake boobs bike week panama city bikers great tippers thunder beach gay joke spring break shootings taylor swift hate nickelback photograph rockstar karaoke pineapple on pizza domino’s defense papa john racist pizza wax face balloon sex fetish barney lover barney hate blue cheese debate ranch connoisseur bald eagles seagull sounds organ trafficking documentary trafficked marina van zeller stroke liver problems not that damn liver stroke month class action lawsuits ai chatgpt as tool recipes with ai jury duty double summons texas listeners san antonio austin dallas houston spirit halloween plane horror airline 45000 kilos cocaine freighter spain civil guard oregon athletic club car explosion hantavirus cruise ship rodent borne virus movie theater beer bathroom idea leave a shit phrase fencing should be popular number two pencil joke viral party video consent name and likeness lawsuit lawyer rick you can sue anybody for anything

Stroke has a liver appointment coming up, so naturally the show turns into a practice psychological evaluation led by people who should not be allowed near medical paperwork. Somehow that becomes a ride through deer murders, polar bear liver poison, gerbil erection math, Bob Ross hair fraud, and whether $100 million is worth being hunted forever by a death snail. Then the Dammits bring problems involving blackout best friends trying to kiss boyfriends and landlords knocking at 9 p.m. like every true crime podcast warning sign learned to text. By the end, there’s Costco violence, Dollar General robberies, credit card scams, ghost tapping, and the phrase “ghost dick,” because society had a good run and now this is where we are. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸   Win tickets to see Arnie States Live at The boardwalk May 23rd - https://urli.info/1u14G   👕 If you like hearing about polar bear livers and Stroke’s black-market organ journey, the least you can do is buy a damn shirt. Go abuse your wallet here: https://www.nottds.com/store/   📩 Got a story so cursed you can’t even tell your therapist? Send it to us anonymously so we can ruin your life on air. Drop your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2   ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows you like your podcasts loud, broken, and possibly unfit for court playback. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds   🎥 You want uncensored video of this disaster? Get the full show, extra bits, and our beautiful mistakes on Patreon Jump in here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow             Stroke liver transplant Mayo Clinic psychological evaluation practice test Arnie States Boardwalk ticket giveaway hashtag scab Patreon DP Black Liver song Strokeified CD No Wrong Hole NTDS Live Liver livestream GoFundMe help Stroke random facts segment deer car accidents shark attacks Chinese restaurant roadkill venison Jaws filming location Jaws 2 orchestra live score dominant female meerkats killing pups polar bear liver vitamin A toxicity Liver King masturbation causes blindness Benjamin Rush Kellogg cornflakes anti sex Bob Ross perm two headed Soviet dog erection blood three gerbils grandma porn Pornhub feed Brandy Love MILF porn star Meat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell album microplastics in semen abalone five assholes $100 million killer snail thought experiment jury duty anxiety meds racist animal shelter manager Sacramento Front Street Dollar General armed robbery Strongsville Costco shooting hero creepy landlord grill invites neighbor boundary issues drunk best friend tried to kiss boyfriend damn problems segment America’s Loudest Podcast  

Jenn shows up half-poisoned by Popeyes and somehow that just turns into a full forensic breakdown of every fried chicken chain from KFC to shady gas station Dodges where dudes threaten to “shoot your ass” on the phone next to the heat lamp drumsticks. Stroke gives a real update on his liver situation, which somehow turns into merch ideas, Stroke Aid, fake proposals for free dessert, and whether he should wear his graduation gown for six months.  There’s also a cocaine-covered karaoke woman, a clothespin fetish mystery, kids running into traffic, nukes, dogs dying, and a surprisingly long investigation into when men are allowed to cry.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Go here to win Arnie States Tickets https://rb.gy/799rqn  Vote for Ian https://shorturl.at/Jbz9Z  👕 If you want to financially enable this chaos, go buy some stupidly good merch and pretend it’s “charity.” https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret that would get you divorced, fired, or excommunicated? Beautiful, send it.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Smash the follow, hit subscribe, leave a review—basically push all the buttons the apps give you so this thing keeps existing. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 If you want uncensored video of this circus, go hit Patreon like a real degenerate with standards. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow                         not that damn show podcast popeyes food poisoning gas station chicken dodges chicken crispy crunchy chicken arnie states boardwalk comedy show ticket giveaway sacramento boardwalk rocks rocklin california patreon uncensored podcast liver transplant mayo clinic jacksonville liver failure stroke health update best dj bay county karaoke dj cocaine karaoke story table collapse coke nose cougar at the bar kids running in street bad parents apartment complex speeders near park footloose high school play teen theater playbill joke nerve surgery ankle ecoin device misdiagnosis chronic nerve pain 11 22 63 series james franco jfk assassination time travel clothespin fetish micro penis childhood punishment karaoke song requests work bitch dj rant 4 20 voicemail weed jokes eod military explosive ordnance disposal nukes mutual assured destruction cleveland browns hurricanes football men crying dead dogs nfl draft millions graduation cap and gown crying at weddings crying at green mile dog death grief