Not That Damn Show

This episode of Not That Damn Show somehow starts with dead bodies getting goosebumps and ends with a grown man explaining why he refuses to eat “BBL ass” like he’s delivering a TED Talk from a gas station parking lot. The gang falls down rabbit holes involving church fights, giraffes tasting piss, Pornhub page 448, HOA snitches losing their minds over Govee lights, and a law student secretly filming people in a bathroom because apparently society is hanging together with duct tape and and toothpicks from Dollar Tree. Then things completely collapse during Digital Dump with a dude yelling “hemo-sacial,” a fake vodka prank involving a dildo, and one of the creepiest cat-feeding videos ever uploaded to the internet. The making of a serial killer.Somewhere in the middle of all this, Stroke prepares for graduation while everyone else questions whether humanity should even continue unsupervised. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Your friends are annoying. Your coworkers are worse. Buy a “Fuck You” shirt and finally communicate like an adult: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Your secrets are safe with us. Mostly because we’re too distracted by whale farts and HOA arguments to remember them. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help keep this dumb operation alive another week. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 The uncensored video version is on Patreon because somehow this gets even worse when you can actually SEE everyone. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowThis episode is brought to you by Morning Recovery and Liquid Focus from MoreLabs.Because some of you treat weekends like a federally funded liver destruction program.Use promo code NTDS at morelabs.com and save 25% before you wake up Sunday feeling like a baked potato.Not That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn giraffe pee ovulation pillow erection dead people goosebumps Pringles can burial Florida Man church fight HOA complaints Govee lights whale fart exploding head syndrome teratomas tumors with teeth Pornhub page 448 bunny helmet motorcycle chase UPS theft hot dog robbery drone DUI digital voyeurism Facebook neighborhood groups dumb tourist questions beach open cruise ship falling black church fights hemo-sacial dildo prank Costco caulk prank cat feeding video Morning Recovery Liquid Focus Morelabs graduation prank whale sexuality Digital Dump WTF News Florida stories funny podcast comedy podcast Patreon video podcast

This week starts with Mikey accidentally turning NOT TDS into Pornhub Lite after trying to monetize the website and immediately getting greeted by a giant vagina and a “girl 3 miles away wants to fuck” popup. Stroke’s getting his master’s degree while simultaneously questioning whether touring Thomas Jefferson’s slave mansion makes him racist by association. Jenn gets “higher than giraffe pussy” off a Mother’s Day gummy while watching Sally Field movies, and Ian nearly declares war on a couple camping in his restaurant booth for four hours over a few PBRs and six-dollar tip money. Then somehow the show spirals into awkward human interactions, slime-covered birthday disasters, getting hit by cars, and a full James Brown-style diss track called “Punk Ass Bitch” aimed directly at Ian’s couch mic and personality. Humanity may be cooked, but at least you’re not the guy accidentally running porn ads on a comedy podcast website. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸This episode is brought to you by Morning Recovery. Because some of you drink like your decisions don’t have consequences.Use code NTDS for 25% off at More Labs. Your future self is begging you.👕 Your closet looks weak and emotionally unsupported. Fix it with something offensive from the NTDS store before another boring person buys a “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” blanket. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a secret that would ruin Thanksgiving dinner forever? Perfect. Send it to us anonymously so we can publicly judge you like decent human beings. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell the weird guy camping at a restaurant booth for four hours. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 Want the uncensored video episodes, bonus content, and the stuff Spotify probably wishes we’d edit out? Patreon has you covered. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Morning Recovery MoreLabs porn website Chatturbait giant vagina website ads restaurant campers PBR waitress tips awkward moments elevators awkward drive thru awkward goodbye couch slime birthday party poor kid birthday invite Sally Field gummy edible higher than giraffe pussy Kevin Hart roast Shane Gillis Tony Hinchcliffe Chelsea Handler Thomas Jefferson ancestry kit black percentage body broker military explosives TSA Miralax airport awkward social interactions couch mic Punk Ass Bitch song James Brown style McGangBang Facebook Marketplace karaoke bar church parking lot body shots fencing awkward elevator airplane clapping Patreon Spotify video NOTTDS merch

Look, if you came here for a healthy, emotionally mature show, you absolutely clicked the wrong thing. We start with breaking “news” about Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide note like Mikey is CNN, then immediately derail into roasting Ian’s $20 couch mic until he straight-up disappears from the show like a pissed-off lesbian Bigfoot. From there it somehow turns into dragonflies jetting water out of their asses, and a very real discussion on how your partner’s nut allergy can actually kill them via, uh… extracurricular activities. We get voicemails about poop semantics, hair-based crime strategies, and confessions about whether body shots count as cheating if your junk is “in the zip code,” and then wrap it all in Florida stories featuring church bathroom creepers, coked-up fire chiefs, and a guy stealing a car just to drive it to the cops. Also, someone confesses they have a huge crush on Jenn while she murders a spider live on camera, because of course she does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 If you like this kind of emotional damage, go wear it on your body. Drag your broke ass over to the store and buy something: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a secret, a crime plan, or a horny poem for Jenn? Vomit it into our inbox anonymously and let us judge you instead of a therapist: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐If you laughed, choked, or got mildly offended, hit follow, subscribe, and drop a review so the algorithm knows we’re a problem: https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 You want the uncensored video, Ian’s rage face, Jenn killing spiders, and all the dumb visuals we can’t explain in audio? That’s on Patreon and Spotify video: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowJeffrey Epstein suicide note Not That Damn Show Morning Recovery Liquid Focus MoreLabs NTDS Florida man church bathroom camera Chick fil A flasher coked up fire chief Navarre Beach drill fight shed arson propane torch open relationships confession segment dragonflies jet propulsion butt virginity is cool Mormon video nut allergy semen did you know segment black tears fetus in brain Barney Mr Rogers predator catcher vigilante justice voicemail 916312DAMN Aftershock mass fart event hair DNA crime scene glass eye Mother’s Day softball Patreon uncensored podcast Rocklin California Arnie States Boardwalk Rock the Boardwalk