Not That Y’all Care
by Channing Glenn & Tristan Watson
Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language. Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.
Episodes
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Slams iPhone Duo Until Monday
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com It feels like Channing’s birthday doesn’t it? It feels like Tristan has a new husband doesn’t it? They’re celebrating the right way with a bottle of Veuve, Tristan’s iPhone duo, and grilling if you can believe it. Cheers to gnaw on it November! Ad Free…
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Broken Heart and Broken Coxis
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Happy Smilloween and Halloween and Boos and Booze! Channing and Tristan are celebrating the spooky season by rebranding Tristan’s hinge, recapping their big smi smi Halloween event in heels, and prank calling the #1 zaddy. And unfortunately Channing has...
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Dream In French, Whisper In Spanish
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com We are so sorry we are late and have completely ruined your Christmas and New Years. Tristan is back from his European adventures and Channing is fresh out of a blow out in the Big Apple. Bonjour and au revoir and everything like that. Enjoy! Ad Free Episodes…
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Would You Rather: God, Family, Football
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Would you rather? Would you rather? Would rather split the g, take the piss, or split the check? Tristan checks in live from across the pond and talks about his back being completely blown out. Channing is holding it down in the Big Apple and dragging Peter to...
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We Are Bald Faced Liars
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are celebrating Throw Yourself Under The Bus Thursday and reading your submissions. Talkin bout burying hatchets but circling back on that map piece of where exactly they are. Plus, Channing gives her Traitors analysis and…
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Raw, Cute, and Available
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Come on now, come sit next to daddy and lay in mama’s lap. We’re getting real cozy this week. Tristan is gearing up to head overseas again after a busy week with Becky and Mr. Jimmy while Channing leads us through some deep breathing exercises to calm the…
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75 - Adjusting To The New Normal
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan adjust to the new normal and all that. They freestyle for about 6 - 7 minutes before debriefing their weekend with Becky and Mr. Jimmy and Channing’s big day at Universal. Plus, Tristan hard launches his new Pookie bug. Ad Free...
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Adjusting To The New Normal
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan adjust to the new normal and all that. They freestyle for about 6 - 7 minutes before debriefing their weekend with Becky and Mr. Jimmy and Channing’s big day at Universal. Plus, Tristan hard launches his new Pookie bug. Ad Free...
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74 - We Got Fired Mind You
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Mind you, we’re back in our old stomping grounds. Mind you, we’re at Tristan’s beachside bungalow. Mind you, we talk about heading to the big Dodgers game, Tristan’s new friend from Daisy Chain Festival, and Channing’s first experience at all you can eat kbbq!...
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We Got Fired Mind You
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Mind you, we’re back in our old stomping grounds. Mind you, we’re at Tristan’s beachside bungalow. Mind you, we talk about heading to the big Dodgers game, Tristan’s new friend from Daisy Chain Festival, and Channing’s first experience at all you can eat kbbq!...
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Daddy Is Home
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com And you say daddy’s home, Marshall’s home! Marshall talks about becoming fresh meat in a new city, topping the pyramid, and busting out of his scrubs. Plus, they play a fun TikTok game before jumping into prank calls! Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes...
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72 - Glen Powell Manspreading
Your health matters and taking care of yourself shouldn’t be complicated. Find and book the right doctor with Zocdoc. Head to https://Zocdoc.com/yall to get started and check that appointment off your to-do list! Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Google “Glen Powell Manspreading” and what do…
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Glen Powell Manspreading
Your health matters and taking care of yourself shouldn’t be complicated. Find and book the right doctor with Zocdoc. Head to https://Zocdoc.com/yall to get started and check that appointment off your to-do list! Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Google “Glen Powell Manspreading” and what do…
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71 - Being Carrie Bradshaw
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Protein maxing our mornings with you! It is a glowing day for us as we discuss the love of Cosmos and Tristan’s experience with a not-so-friendly flying insect. Enjoy the return of Will They Won’t They. Love you all! Smooches <3 Ad Free Episodes & Bonus…
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Being Carrie Bradshaw
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Protein maxing our mornings with you! It is a glowing day for us as we discuss the love of Cosmos and Tristan’s experience with a not-so-friendly flying insect. Enjoy the return of Will They Won’t They. Love you all! Smooches <3 Ad Free Episodes & Bonus…
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70 - Andy Cohen’s Champagne Circus
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Is that Channing Glenn and Tristan Watson from Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen? It sure is! Fresh off their big late night debut, Channing and Tristan break down Andy Cohen’s champagne circus, their new friendship with Darcybug, and clocking that tea....
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Andy Cohen’s Champagne Circus
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Is that Channing Glenn and Tristan Watson from Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen? It sure is! Fresh off their big late night debut, Channing and Tristan break down Andy Cohen’s champagne circus, their new friendship with Darcybug, and clocking that tea....
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69 - Feeling Extremely Apologetic
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com We’re feeling extremely apologetic. This week, Channing and Tristan are sitting down with their big poptart donut to express gratitude and gratefulness they have been experiencing. Tristan gives an important health update on his LGBT ACL injury and Channing...
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Feeling Extremely Apologetic
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com We’re feeling extremely apologetic. This week, Channing and Tristan are sitting down with their big poptart donut to express gratitude and gratefulness they have been experiencing. Tristan gives an important health update on his LGBT ACL injury and Channing...
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68 - If Ya Prone To Chafing Call Matt King
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Who’s ready to go shopping via Matt K’s credit card?!! Fresh off of King Harbor, Matt gives his top survival skills for Coachella, some straight guy conversation starters, and how he kicked Tristan out of knitting club. Plus, he does a cute job at the prank...
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If Ya Prone To Chafing Call Matt King
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Who’s ready to go shopping via Matt K’s credit card?!! Fresh off of King Harbor, Matt gives his top survival skills for Coachella, some straight guy conversation starters, and how he kicked Tristan out of knitting club. Plus, he does a cute job at the prank...
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67 - Can We Get A McPick 6 7 Biggie Bag?
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com AW HELL HAPPY 6 FREAKING 7 EPISODE HUZZAH!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than sharing a Smi Smi with our dear friend Sydney! Sydney asks some very juicy questions, talks about how she started 6 7, and what exactly she did at the Chateau. Plus,...
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Can We Get A McPick 6 7 Biggie Bag?
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com AW HELL HAPPY 6 FREAKING 7 EPISODE HUZZAH!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than sharing a Smi Smi with our dear friend Sydney! Sydney asks some very juicy questions, talks about how she started 6 7, and what exactly she did at the Chateau. Plus,...
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Buc-ee’s Cute Little Beaver
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Welcome back to another CUUUUTE episode of Not That Y’all Care! Tristan is coming in with a list of complaints he would like to address and Channing relives her big pageant days on the little coal miners stage. They also talk about their cuuuute weekend spent...
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66 - Buc-ee’s Cute Little Beaver
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Welcome back to another CUUUUTE episode of Not That Y’all Care! Tristan is coming in with a list of complaints he would like to address and Channing relives her big pageant days on the little coal miners stage. They also talk about their cuuuute weekend spent...
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Sharing Grandpapi’s Crumps w/ Dom & Maya!
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Tristan and Channing have their favorite neighbors in the booth: Dom and Maya! They talk about spending on Aunty NoNo’s credit card, joining a cult, and Dom and Maya show Channing and Tristan how to properly host a mukbang. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus...
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65 - Sharing Grandpapi’s Crumps w/ Dom & Maya!
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Tristan and Channing have their favorite neighbors in the booth: Dom and Maya! They talk about spending on Aunty NoNo’s credit card, joining a cult, and Dom and Maya show Channing and Tristan how to properly host a mukbang. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus...
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64 - Dinner with the Duchess w/ Kat Wellington
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are served at the bar by the lovely Kat Wellington.Tristan and Channing discuss their experience moving, Kat’s cooking and stylish ways, and hitting the red carpet at the Minions Movie. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes...
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Dinner with the Duchess w/ Kat Wellington
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are served at the bar by the lovely Kat Wellington.Tristan and Channing discuss their experience moving, Kat’s cooking and stylish ways, and hitting the red carpet at the Minions Movie. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes...
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If A Fish Can Bark Let It Fly
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are raising their glasses to climbing new heights and building their Barbie mancave. They talk about pranking Matt King, feeling like a minion at the La Roche premiere, and finding love on Sniffies. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus...
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63 - If A Fish Can Bark Let It Fly
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are raising their glasses to climbing new heights and building their Barbie mancave. They talk about pranking Matt King, feeling like a minion at the La Roche premiere, and finding love on Sniffies. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus...
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62 - Why Do I Feel Like We’ve Gone Hollywood
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Why do I feel like Mr. and Mrs. Hollywood are in a completely new location and why do I feel like they’ve gone completely Hollywood? Can you freaking believe it. The brand NEW Adagiana’s bar and grill has opened and everyone is invited in. Ad Free Episodes &...
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Why Do I Feel Like We’ve Gone Hollywood
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Why do I feel like Mr. and Mrs. Hollywood are in a completely new location and why do I feel like they’ve gone completely Hollywood? Can you freaking believe it. The brand NEW Adagiana’s bar and grill has opened and everyone is invited in. Ad Free Episodes &...
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Love Lips & Summer Nights
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Summer nights summer nights blasting RueRue Marie out the Tiguan sunroof. Channing and Tristan completely let their love lips fly and talk about their big move to the west side, their LA summer bucket list, and settling in to take care of yourself Tuesday.…
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61 - Love Lips & Summer Nights
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Summer nights summer nights blasting RueRue Marie out the Tiguan sunroof. Channing and Tristan completely let their love lips fly and talk about their big move to the west side, their LA summer bucket list, and settling in to take care of yourself Tuesday.…
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Hunting, Fishing, Loving Every Day
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com New look, new look! Channing’s husband is finally back and they are both ready to talk on set. They talk about Tristan’s crazy travel schedule, celebrating 6/7, and heading on over to hunting camp. Plus, Tristan shares his guidelines on how to get a wife like...
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60 - Hunting, Fishing, Loving Every Day
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com New look, new look! Channing’s husband is finally back and they are both ready to talk on set. They talk about Tristan’s crazy travel schedule, celebrating 6/7, and heading on over to hunting camp. Plus, Tristan shares his guidelines on how to get a wife like...
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Just Say Yes w/ Peter H.
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Did someone say man I need vibes physically? Channing is sitting with the one and only Peter H. for his big podcast debut! They talk about their big adventure in the big apple, getting completely whipped around in Ocean City, and what exactly is happening in…
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59 - Just Say Yes w/ Peter H.
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Did someone say man I need vibes physically? Channing is sitting with the one and only Peter H. for his big podcast debut! They talk about their big adventure in the big apple, getting completely whipped around in Ocean City, and what exactly is happening in…
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58 - 6 mother freaking 7 Huzzah!
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Huzzah! Channing and Tristan are traveling the globe of Ocean City, NJ to celebrate Brooke’s book launch. They are also joined by special guests Kat W. and Patrick J. to talk about their experience on the boardwalk, Channing’s new transformation, and the SWM…
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6 mother freaking 7 Huzzah!
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Huzzah! Channing and Tristan are traveling the globe of Ocean City, NJ to celebrate Brooke’s book launch. They are also joined by special guests Kat W. and Patrick J. to talk about their experience on the boardwalk, Channing’s new transformation, and the SWM…
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Deborah Don’t Cry with Ruel
Pre-save the new album "Kicking My Feet & Screaming" (Out June 12, 2026): http://RUEL.lnk.to/KMFandScreaming Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Tristan is taking the caretakers across the pond with the one and only Rue Rue Marie Bug! Ruel talks about what it’s really like touring…
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57 - Deborah Don’t Cry with Ruel
Pre-save the new album "Kicking My Feet & Screaming" (Out June 12, 2026): http://RUEL.lnk.to/KMFandScreaming Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Tristan is taking the caretakers across the pond with the one and only Rue Rue Marie Bug! Ruel talks about what it’s really like touring…
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Our “We’ve Made It” Moment w/ Grant Gibbs
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan welcome a NTYC legend back in the leathers: Grant Gibbs! They talk about becoming world tour super stars, their “I made it” moment, and going so so fast in the city. Plus, Grant prank calls another pookie live on the pod. Chime…
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56 - Our “We’ve Made It” Moment w/ Grant Gibbs
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan welcome a NTYC legend back in the leathers: Grant Gibbs! They talk about becoming world tour super stars, their “I made it” moment, and going so so fast in the city. Plus, Grant prank calls another pookie live on the pod. Chime…
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55 - Mind If We Let You Know?
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan recap their big adventure to the Big A, remsince on Channing’s unique past career adventures, and clear the air on why they aren’t at the Met Gala this year. Plus, they show their fun new prank that their friends are completely…
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Mind If We Let You Know?
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan recap their big adventure to the Big A, remsince on Channing’s unique past career adventures, and clear the air on why they aren’t at the Met Gala this year. Plus, they show their fun new prank that their friends are completely…
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Hi Who Are You Signed To? w/ Emily Sarre & Macy Thompson
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Y’all, Channing and Tristan have traveled all the way to the big apple to sit down with Coachella Royalty: Emily Sarre and Macy Thompson! They talk about their big Marshall’s takeover in the desert, flying the private jet around the globe, and growing up in...
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54 - Hi Who Are You Signed To? w/ Emily Sarre & Macy Thompson
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Y’all, Channing and Tristan have traveled all the way to the big apple to sit down with Coachella Royalty: Emily Sarre and Macy Thompson! They talk about their big Marshall’s takeover in the desert, flying the private jet around the globe, and growing up in...
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Hey Man Is This Coachella Man
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Hey what’s up man, Channing and Tristan are back from the desert against all odds! Shop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com/yall #skimspartner Please drink responsibly! Smirnoff Ice is available at local retailers near you, 21+ Ad Free...
About this show
Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language.
Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs.
Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.
Hosted by
Channing Glenn & Tristan Watson
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