PODCAST · comedy
Not That Y’all Care
by Channing Glenn & Tristan Watson
Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language. Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.
Episodes
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Would You Rather: God, Family, Football
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Would you rather? Would you rather? Would rather split the g, take the piss, or split the check? Tristan checks in live from across the pond and talks about his back being completely blown out. Channing is holding it down in the Big Apple and dragging Peter to...
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We Are Bald Faced Liars
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are celebrating Throw Yourself Under The Bus Thursday and reading your submissions. Talkin bout burying hatchets but circling back on that map piece of where exactly they are. Plus, Channing gives her Traitors analysis and…
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Raw, Cute, and Available
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Come on now, come sit next to daddy and lay in mama’s lap. We’re getting real cozy this week. Tristan is gearing up to head overseas again after a busy week with Becky and Mr. Jimmy while Channing leads us through some deep breathing exercises to calm the…
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Adjusting To The New Normal
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan adjust to the new normal and all that. They freestyle for about 6 - 7 minutes before debriefing their weekend with Becky and Mr. Jimmy and Channing’s big day at Universal. Plus, Tristan hard launches his new Pookie bug. Ad Free...
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We Got Fired Mind You
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Mind you, we’re back in our old stomping grounds. Mind you, we’re at Tristan’s beachside bungalow. Mind you, we talk about heading to the big Dodgers game, Tristan’s new friend from Daisy Chain Festival, and Channing’s first experience at all you can eat kbbq!...
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73 - Daddy Is Home
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com And you say daddy’s home, Marshall’s home! Marshall talks about becoming fresh meat in a new city, topping the pyramid, and busting out of his scrubs. Plus, they play a fun TikTok game before jumping into prank calls! Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes...
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Daddy Is Home
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com And you say daddy’s home, Marshall’s home! Marshall talks about becoming fresh meat in a new city, topping the pyramid, and busting out of his scrubs. Plus, they play a fun TikTok game before jumping into prank calls! Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes...
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Glen Powell Manspreading
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Being Carrie Bradshaw
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Protein maxing our mornings with you! It is a glowing day for us as we discuss the love of Cosmos and Tristan’s experience with a not-so-friendly flying insect. Enjoy the return of Will They Won’t They. Love you all! Smooches <3 Ad Free Episodes & Bonus…
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Andy Cohen’s Champagne Circus
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Is that Channing Glenn and Tristan Watson from Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen? It sure is! Fresh off their big late night debut, Channing and Tristan break down Andy Cohen’s champagne circus, their new friendship with Darcybug, and clocking that tea....
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Feeling Extremely Apologetic
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com We’re feeling extremely apologetic. This week, Channing and Tristan are sitting down with their big poptart donut to express gratitude and gratefulness they have been experiencing. Tristan gives an important health update on his LGBT ACL injury and Channing...
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If Ya Prone To Chafing Call Matt King
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Who’s ready to go shopping via Matt K’s credit card?!! Fresh off of King Harbor, Matt gives his top survival skills for Coachella, some straight guy conversation starters, and how he kicked Tristan out of knitting club. Plus, he does a cute job at the prank...
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Can We Get A McPick 6 7 Biggie Bag?
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com AW HELL HAPPY 6 FREAKING 7 EPISODE HUZZAH!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than sharing a Smi Smi with our dear friend Sydney! Sydney asks some very juicy questions, talks about how she started 6 7, and what exactly she did at the Chateau. Plus,...
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Buc-ee’s Cute Little Beaver
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Welcome back to another CUUUUTE episode of Not That Y’all Care! Tristan is coming in with a list of complaints he would like to address and Channing relives her big pageant days on the little coal miners stage. They also talk about their cuuuute weekend spent...
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Sharing Grandpapi’s Crumps w/ Dom & Maya!
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Tristan and Channing have their favorite neighbors in the booth: Dom and Maya! They talk about spending on Aunty NoNo’s credit card, joining a cult, and Dom and Maya show Channing and Tristan how to properly host a mukbang. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus...
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Dinner with the Duchess w/ Kat Wellington
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are served at the bar by the lovely Kat Wellington.Tristan and Channing discuss their experience moving, Kat’s cooking and stylish ways, and hitting the red carpet at the Minions Movie. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes...
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If A Fish Can Bark Let It Fly
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan are raising their glasses to climbing new heights and building their Barbie mancave. They talk about pranking Matt King, feeling like a minion at the La Roche premiere, and finding love on Sniffies. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus...
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Why Do I Feel Like We’ve Gone Hollywood
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Why do I feel like Mr. and Mrs. Hollywood are in a completely new location and why do I feel like they’ve gone completely Hollywood? Can you freaking believe it. The brand NEW Adagiana’s bar and grill has opened and everyone is invited in. Ad Free Episodes &...
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Love Lips & Summer Nights
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Summer nights summer nights blasting RueRue Marie out the Tiguan sunroof. Channing and Tristan completely let their love lips fly and talk about their big move to the west side, their LA summer bucket list, and settling in to take care of yourself Tuesday.…
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Hunting, Fishing, Loving Every Day
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com New look, new look! Channing’s husband is finally back and they are both ready to talk on set. They talk about Tristan’s crazy travel schedule, celebrating 6/7, and heading on over to hunting camp. Plus, Tristan shares his guidelines on how to get a wife like...
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Just Say Yes w/ Peter H.
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Did someone say man I need vibes physically? Channing is sitting with the one and only Peter H. for his big podcast debut! They talk about their big adventure in the big apple, getting completely whipped around in Ocean City, and what exactly is happening in…
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6 mother freaking 7 Huzzah!
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Huzzah! Channing and Tristan are traveling the globe of Ocean City, NJ to celebrate Brooke’s book launch. They are also joined by special guests Kat W. and Patrick J. to talk about their experience on the boardwalk, Channing’s new transformation, and the SWM…
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Deborah Don’t Cry with Ruel
Pre-save the new album "Kicking My Feet & Screaming" (Out June 12, 2026): http://RUEL.lnk.to/KMFandScreaming Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Tristan is taking the caretakers across the pond with the one and only Rue Rue Marie Bug! Ruel talks about what it’s really like touring…
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Our “We’ve Made It” Moment w/ Grant Gibbs
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan welcome a NTYC legend back in the leathers: Grant Gibbs! They talk about becoming world tour super stars, their “I made it” moment, and going so so fast in the city. Plus, Grant prank calls another pookie live on the pod. Chime…
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Mind If We Let You Know?
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com This week, Channing and Tristan recap their big adventure to the Big A, remsince on Channing’s unique past career adventures, and clear the air on why they aren’t at the Met Gala this year. Plus, they show their fun new prank that their friends are completely…
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Hi Who Are You Signed To? w/ Emily Sarre & Macy Thompson
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Y’all, Channing and Tristan have traveled all the way to the big apple to sit down with Coachella Royalty: Emily Sarre and Macy Thompson! They talk about their big Marshall’s takeover in the desert, flying the private jet around the globe, and growing up in...
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Hey Man Is This Coachella Man
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Hey what’s up man, Channing and Tristan are back from the desert against all odds! Shop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at http://www.skims.com/yall #skimspartner Please drink responsibly! Smirnoff Ice is available at local retailers near you, 21+ Ad Free...
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Philippines 4:13 Amen Thank You Tim T.
Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Lordy lordy look who’s… one! Channing and Tristan are celebrating their first podcast birthday with their closest confidant Smi Smi. They talk about their regrets, Tim Tebow, and their journey to Coachella. Plus, thShop our merch! https://ntycshop.com Lordy...
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That One’s Gon Itch When It Dries
Shop our new merch! https://ntycshop.com Come see us on tour! https://linktr.ee/bnclive Channing and Tristan are officially reunited back in the studio with Tristan’s fresh new cut. They debrief their first live show in San Diego, their romantic getaway in Laguna, and croaking up and down the...
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Two Redneck Girls At The High Roller Tables
Shop our new merch! https://ntycshop.com Come see us on tour! https://linktr.ee/bnclive This week, Channing is reunited with her husband who has been up and down the globe! Tristan talks about the second leg of RuRu’s tour, settling back on the bus, and having that boy dog in him. Plus, they hit...
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Rein Yourself In When Applicable w/ Kat W.
While the husband is away, the girls come out to play. We have the one and only Kat W. blessing our studio to talk about compulsive liars, rushing sororities at a SEC school, and going tornado mode as much as possible. Plus, Channing has a fun game ready to play with her. C’mon now ab emojis in…
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Getting Lucky While Clocking It In A Crown
Twatson and Channing are finally back together for some one on one time on their set. Tristan talks about his experience going on tour, the life lessons he has learned, and hitting legend status. Plus, Channing comes bearing gifts and is feeling lucky! Come see us on tour!…
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Eggs In Our Freaking Grin Lines w/ A Twink & A Redhead
We have eggs in our freaking grin lines because we have a Twink and a Redhead in the studio! They talk about Channing and Tristan’s celebrity lookalikes, how Grant initially rejected Ash, and their new jukebox musical going on tour! Plus, Channing and Tristan prank call Ash and Grant’s exes to…
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Back When We Were Inflamed w/ Brooke A. & Alexa A.
While Tristan is away, the inflamed girls come out to play! This week, Channing is sitting between the amazing Brooke A. and Alexa A. The girls talk about their journey to becoming deflamed, how to play and win Traitors, and Brooke’s upcoming tours. Plus, Channing is talking about her...
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Boy Dog Blues On The Road
My oh my aren’t Channing and Tristan completely glowing this week? Tristan breaks down everything he’s been up to while he’s been on the road with Ruel from long walks to Walmart to meeting all the caretakers at the concerts. Channing also breaks down her Valentine’s Day trip to New York and has…
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Big Hungry Girls w/ Brittany Broski
This week, we are completely freakin blessed to have the one and only Brittany Broski join us on our little show. Brittany gives about 17 - 45 updates on her recent trips, being a hungry girl, and getting dressed up for Tristan’s birthdays. Plus, she reminisces on the early days of hanging out…
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Kisses Behind The Bleachers w/ Greyson Hoelzel
This week, we are getting completely showered with love from the one and only Greyson Hoelzel! Greyson talks about his first behind the bleachers, his whirlwind relationship with Tristan, and becoming the ultimate man I need vibes. We also want to apologize for Channing running late and not…
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Nice Sprites & Men I Need
Resources for Minnesota: https://neighborhoodhousemn.org/community-crisis-response/ https://mosaicstpaul.churchcenter.com/giving This week, we’re talking bout man I need vibes, we’re talking bout that little Skrillex song, we’re talking bout cocktails and corsets. Tristan and Channing recap their...
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Let A Lady Bounce Theory
New iPad: check. Traitors talk: check. Pops of color: check check check. This week, Tristan shows off his new baby blue iPad while Channing breaks down her analysis of the latest season of Traitors. Plus, they answer some of your questions and enter the bullpen for this week’s prank call. Ad Free...
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30 Things Channing Likes & Loathes About Tristan
Sound the alarms and roll out the red carpet it’s Mr. Hollywood’s big 30th show! Channing completely and utterly showers Tristan with gifts and a very sweet video montage of all his closest confidants. They also reflect on old college stories and prep for Tristan’s Greatest Showman birthday bash....
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Nevertheless She Persisted
Happy New Year and welcome back to the first episode in the studio! Channing and Tristan recap their holiday break in Florida and get into the details of Channing’s Martini Monday ban on Tiktok. Plus, Tristan has an important PSA re: Dry January. Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes out NOW...
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Meet Our Makers
Happy New Year caretakers! This week, Channing and Tristan are joined by their lovely mothers, Tia and Becky. They talk about what it was like raising Channing and Tristan, their exact reactions to the podcast, and, of course, their plans to steal Mr. Jimmy’s Amex pretty immediately. Enjoy! Ad…
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Best Of NTYC 2025!
Happy New Year to our closest confidants! What an amazing year it has been. We drank endless NFLs with Ned, had some troubles on the tarmac, and shared a few smooches along the way. Thank you for making this year possible and we can’t wait to keep having fun together in the new year! Ad Free...
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Crockpot and Kissing Connoisseurs
Ho Ho Ho and Merry to ya! Don’t Channing and Tristan look darling in holiday get up. This week, they talk about all the Christmas parties they attended this year which included heart to hearts with NoNo and past pookies. Plus, Channing works on her new branding and prank calls Marshall’s mom! Ad...
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This and Becca In A Body Bag
Aw hell we got the one and only Becca Moore in the freakin body bag. She talks about getting completely thrown around during the Krampus escape room, becoming Channing’s best kept secret, and bringing For The Girls back. Plus, Tristan talks about his special connection to Mr. Fantasy. Go to...
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Talkin Bout The Let Them Theory?
Oh you talkin bout the let them theory? Talkin bout Miss Guides class? Talkin bout going live for 5 hours at Kat W.’s mansion? Channing and Tristan are talkin bout it allll. Channing talks about her nightmare plane ride home and spilling secrets during her live this weekend while Tristan gives…
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Tanked Up With Sabrina C.
Happy Thanksgiving y’all! Channing and Tristan are celebrating this holiday season but getting completely tanked up at Sabrina C, sobbing and crying at Wicked For Good, and eating as much Trader Joe’s as possible. Plus, Tristan shares the time he was on America’s Got Talent. Even though y’all…
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Thank You Genuinely For The Massive Bouquet w/ Peter Madrigal
From the back alley of Sur to Tristan’s gorgeous McMansion, Channing and Tristan are joined today by the and only Peter Madrigal from Sur! They talk about Peter’s favorite VPR member, break as well as push barriers, and maybe let a few growls here and there. Plus, Danielle is looking for a…
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Rock The Boat Whenever You Can
This week, Channing and Tristan are docking the boat to break down their fabulous weekend finding amore at The Venetian Las Vegas to Mr. Money Bags hitting it big at the tables. Plus, they hit a hot streak of prank calls and share an exciting merch announcement! Get Ad Free Episodes now & Bonus...
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Celebrating Our Southern Maître D’
Lordy lordy look who’s… thirty! Today, we’re celebrating Channing, the maître d’ of the hour. Tristan surprises her with heartfelt messages from her closest confidants. Plus, they start planning Channing’s big blow out birthday event in Las Vegas. Everyone say happy birthday Channing! Go to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language.
Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs.
Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.
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Channing Glenn & Tristan Watson
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