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Not Your Cousins Podcast

by JJ Steele

We are cousins, but NOT yours. This comedy podcast mainly consists of improvisation, very strange conversation, and a touch of salt just for extra flavor. If you are allergic to any of these ingredients please DO NOT consume.Check us out on YouTube in the link below:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw

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Episodes

  1. We Kidnapped Ariana Grande - Not Your Cousins Podcast #22

    We've promised this for a long time... and finally she's here! Ariana Grande is now the second celebrity we've had on the podcast. Not as famous as Kristof, but still a great start! We discuss many topics including fame, weird managers, and even the Chinese government. Also, be on the lookout for…

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  2. Hey Jude, Don't Murder Unless You Have To - Not Your Cousins Podcast #21

    In today's episode, we cover Hey Jude by The Beatles, and finally finish a full playthrough of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Also, what if you had to murder somebody? Or maybe your neighbor had to murder somebody? Well... the government might try and appoint someone to do it so you…

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  3. Playing Songs That Are NOT Racist - Not Your Cousins Podcast #20

    Today, we're changing things up with a bit of music. In this episode, we play House Of The Rising Sun by Alan Price, a poor attempt at Bad Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce, an almost full playthrough of Green Day's Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, and a very strange version of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.…

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  4. Mark Tries To Escape From Disney - Not Your Cousins Podcast #19

    Disney channel is taking over, and there might just be a connection between Winnie The Pooh and China. Is Mark Ruffalo trapped in a never ending contract to produce an unlimited amount of movies for Disney? Is Disney planning on making an Avengers part 55? These are the questions that must be...

  5. Red Pill vs. Blue Pill (Viagra) - Not Your Cousins Podcast #18

    Sometimes you can't take the red pill and MUST take the blue pill. Basically, if you're older than the age of 50, you may just have to stay in the matrix and go into the porn industry. If you don't believe us, just ask Morpheus. He might also tell you to read The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. And...

  6. 40% Of Americans Are Obese - Not Your Cousins Podcast #17

    We get in deep this week (HEY not that kind of deep!). What happens when a police officer catches someone peeing in the streets? What exactly is in that pee? Drugs? Could these drugs give people the munchies adding to the obesity crisis? Well... Probably not, especially if it's coming from the...

  7. The Russian Invasion - Not Your Cousins Podcast #16

    The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! Find a trusty lumberjack and hunker down, because the Russian invasion has officially begun! This podcast will allow you to see the Russians, and a friendly Washington lumberjack, up close. Michael Jackson's voice box and George Bush's sack will...

  8. Russians Play Doctor - Not Your Cousins Podcast #15

    Watch out! Russia is invading the United States, and the Russian people are pretending to be doctors! The Chinese want to know about top secret Mark Zuckerberg information, and Jeff Bezos has stepped down as CNO of Amazon! That's right! He was never really the CEO of Amazon! Also... Today we get…

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  9. First Episode in Vincent Van Gogh / Michael Does (A Van Build) - Not Your Cousins Podcast #14

    After being kicked out of the studio, we move into a van lined with denim jeans. Michael the repairman is hard at work to make the van into a professional studio, and we honestly still have no idea how this episode will turn out in an audio format. The podcast will start with a repair show, and…

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  10. Highlights Compilation (The Studio Days Finale) - Not Your Cousins Podcast #13

    We've made it. All the way to what some thought might be the end. Thank you all for a million subscribers on YouTube. Mark Zuckerberg may have evicted us from the studio, but we've found a van to continue recording our show in. Enjoy this compilation of some fan favorites from our days back in…

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  11. Podcast On The Run (On The Road Again) - Not Your Cousins Podcast #12

    After being evicted by Mark Zuckerberg, the gang hits the road to find a new home. Driving on one way streets the wrong way and facing other challenges, this podcast will prevail. Along the way, we discover that the pope may not have a butthole, and a catholic school may be harboring the CEO of...

  12. The Chimichanga Extravaganza Part 2 - Not Your Cousins Podcast #11

    In this episode of The Chimichanga Extravaganza, Meagan Trainer doesn't have to work very hard to get onto a train. We find out that movies aren't real, and Micky Mouse isn't too happy about that. Disney executives bribe a twitch streamer to say nice things about them, and I think it's safe to…

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  13. The Chimichanga Extravaganza - Not Your Cousins Podcast #10

    We have an alien visitor. Wristwatch doubles as Dr. Ching, the founder of Dr. Ching's Chongs, who also happens to win a very famous chimichanga competition. We do surgery on an elf that doubles as an extra limb, and then question why someone would have this in the first place. All this and more,...

  14. Mark Zuckerberg Smokes Some Meat - Not Your Cousins Podcast #9

    Remember when Mark Zuckerberg was smoking meats(smoking meats [smoking meats]) on Facebook Live? Well here is a look at what really happened at the barbecue. WARNING! Mark is not who you think he is. Also, Jeff Bezos returns when he learns that Facebook is up for grabs. It seems like he might be...

  15. George Bush And The Sexually Ambiguous Squirrel - Not Your Cousins Podcast #8

    George Bush stops by to say hi to everyone, and we decide if his voice his medically altered or not. A lawyer defends a former conspirator of Jared from Subway, and a squirrel gets heated after a sexual abuse case. Check us out on YouTube and Instagram in the links below: YouTube:...

  16. Our Podcast Gets Animated - Not Your Cousins Podcast #7

    In this episode, the cousins travel to an alternate animated universe where Jeff Bezos is Santa. Now, you're probably wondering if the animated version of this podcast will still hold up in audio form, and I'm here to tell you that, although strange at times, this podcast WILL make sense even…

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  17. Sponsor Us! - Not Your Cousins Podcast #6

    We beg for sponsors and complete a water drinking challenge. You may be wondering how an audio version of a water drinking challenge would be interesting, but hey, you'll never really know unless you try it... Am I right? Check us out on YouTube and Instagram in the links below: YouTube:...

  18. The Crusades And The Pope - Not Your Cousins Podcast #5

    Should we drink milk? Why did the crusaders go to the middle east? What does the pope have to say about this? Find out in this episode of the Not Your Cousins Podcast. Check us out on YouTube and Instagram in the links below: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw...

  19. Breast Milk And The Health Dictator - Not Your Cousins Podcast #4

    Jake and Jesse discuss breast milk factories, and what would happen if a maniacal dictator obsessed with health took power. Check us out on YouTube and Instagram in the links below: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw Instagram:...

  20. Tim Calls Us - Not Your Cousins Podcast #3

    In this episode, the legendary Tim, of Tim's Chips, calls in to discuss what we said about him last episode. Next, we talk about what love really is, and how having important conversations over text can be challenging. Lastly, we try and define taints, dreams, judgement, and mental constructs....

  21. Do We Really Need Beds? - Not Your Cousins Podcast #2

    Jake and Jesse talk about sleeping in a bed, creativity, and interacting with challenging/unknown emotions. Check us out on YouTube and Instagram in the links below: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast

  22. Fuck Tim's Chips? Baby Got Back? - Not Your Cousins Podcast #1

    Listen to Jake and Jesse talk about sex robots, the pros and cons of chip companies, and Sir Mix-a-Lot's odd obsession with newborn children. Check us out on YouTube and Instagram in the links below: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw Instagram:...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We are cousins, but NOT yours. This comedy podcast mainly consists of improvisation, very strange conversation, and a touch of salt just for extra flavor. If you are allergic to any of these ingredients please DO NOT consume.Check us out on YouTube in the link below:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw

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JJ Steele

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We are cousins, but NOT yours. This comedy podcast mainly consists of improvisation, very strange conversation, and a touch of salt just for extra flavor. If you are allergic to any of these ingredients please DO NOT consume.Check us out on YouTube in the link...

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Not Your Cousins Podcast is created and hosted by JJ Steele.
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