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Not Your Desperate Housewives
by Amanda, Cassidy, Pilar
The podcast no one asked for, but everyone needs in their life -- things are about to get wildly relatable. From pop culture hot takes to mom life meltdowns, we're spilling it all on Not Your Desperate Housewives . Martini's optional, earbuds required.
Episodes
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Having a bit of a fit
In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we time-travel from the Scottish Highlands to the Super Bowl stage without spilling our martinis. We’re diving deep into Outlander (because emotionally stable men in kilts are our Roman Empire), breaking down the Super Bowl spectacle and that Bad...
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Same Housewives, New Season
Season Two starts with a proper catch-up. We’re recapping the last four months of life—our Key West getaway, how we actually spent the holidays, and everything that’s happened since we last hit record. Plus, we dive into the Stranger Things finale and unpack our feelings (because yes, we have...
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Dreams, Dahmer , & DWTS
This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we’re serving up all the pop-culture tea you didn’t know you needed. We break down the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (sparkles, sequins, and maybe a few questionable moves), unpack The Summer I Turned Pretty finale (yes, we’re still…
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Tinder Conversations, Toe-vid, and Taylor Frankie Paul
The NYDH crew is back and unfiltered in this jam-packed episode. We’re debating whether Taylor Frankie Paul would actually make the ultimate Bachelorette, and giggling about the best tinder exchanges (i have one daughter, anyone?). Plus, we welcome cozy season with all the fall feels—while...
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Catching Up, Cardi B, and Cousins Beach
Summer might be winding down, but we’re still in our feels! In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we dive deep into The Summer I Turned Pretty—Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah, anyone?—and unpack all the juicy details of the Cardi B defense trial. Plus, we catch up on everything happening...
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Episode 10 – Bears, Barbz, and a Bug Juice?! 🐻💅🎬
This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, things get wild. Pilar gives us the latest from the farm — let's just say the animals aren’t the only ones making headlines. We dive into the bear sightings in Southern Maryland (yes, actual bears), unpack the chaos and creativity of the viral Nicki…
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Football Starts, Fisher Brother Feud, and Felony Cases
This week, the housewives are diving headfirst into our current chaos- work trips and fall sports anyone? Plus a recap of our 5k and our poolside escapades. Then, we shift gears into TV talk with a brief chat about The Summer I Turned Pretty—team Jeremiah or team Conrad, anyone? Finally, we go…
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Time Flies
Episode 8: Time Flies This week, we’re feeling all the nostalgia and chaos—just the way we like it. We dive into 28 Summers and We Were Liars (book and show), and let’s just say… we have thoughts. Then things get personal as we swap birth stories—equal parts heartwarming and horrifying—and relive...
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Bestsy, Ben, and George Walk into a Beach House...
Join us this week as we recap our trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina! The books we read, the games we played, and the chaos that ensued- which housewife do you think is the queen of catching ghost crabs? Plus, are you rocking a Labubu or are you against the trend? Tune in to find out how…
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Red, White, and Power Tools
SPOILER ALERT for Ginny and Georgia Season 3. If you haven't finished yet and want to skip the spoilers avoid minutes 43:00 - 54:30 (yea we rambled, what did you expect?) This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we're confessing our TJ Maxx addictions and spilling the planning deets for our...
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Tin, Tik Tok, and Tumbles
This week, we're serving up a chaotic cocktail of clumsiness. We kick things off with a deep dive into traditional anniversary gifts--spoiler alert: they are all innuendos to our twisted minds. Then it's on to the creepy tik tok's filling up Pilar's feed, a breakdown of the Karen Read verdict…
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We Pledge Allegiance...to Being Petty
This week, we're flying our freak flags and our actual flags. We dive into the chaos that is The Ravenhood series (trust issues: activated), unpack the surprisingly therapeutic art of being petty, and reveal our extremely important plans for flag day. Plus, an update on the homework...
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Mormon Wives, Halsey Nights, and a Farm Update
This week, we're serving up a cocktail of chaos. We debate Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, recap the vibes at the Halsey concert, and dive deep into Mom guilt and parenting wins. Oh, and did we mention the vampire pig? Don't ask--just listen. Plus, our thoughts on Elin Hildebrant novels and the…
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Storms, Swifties & Star Charts
In this episode, the Housewives recap Pilar’s surprise birthday party — which was going perfectly until Mother Nature crashed the party. We catch up on how things are going on her at-home farm (spoiler: it’s giving cottagecore chaos), dive into our latest Taylor Swift theories and rumored drama,...
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Rumplemints, Ragnar, and Really Spicy Books
Welcome to the first ever episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives--where full time moms, part time hot messes, and best friends come to spill the wine and the tea. In the premiere, we cover the TV show Vikings, our book club's secret book exchange, and manifesting our dream lives. There is also…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The podcast no one asked for, but everyone needs in their life -- things are about to get wildly relatable. From pop culture hot takes to mom life meltdowns, we're spilling it all on Not Your Desperate Housewives . Martini's optional, earbuds required.
HOSTED BY
Amanda, Cassidy, Pilar
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The podcast no one asked for, but everyone needs in their life -- things are about to get wildly relatable. From pop culture hot takes to mom life meltdowns, we're spilling it all on Not Your Desperate Housewives . Martini's optional, earbuds required.
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Not Your Desperate Housewives is created and hosted by Amanda, Cassidy, Pilar.
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