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NOTHING SPECIFIC with TREVOR DAVID HOUCHEN
by Trevor David Houchen
where have you beenwhere are you goingandwhere are you nowN()THING SPECIFIC~get your fix.
Episodes
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WHAT IS ROMANCE.
I Haven't Had Many Dates In My Life. But I've Had Plenty Of Women And I'm Not Entirely Sure How. Where Should One Go On A Date And How Much Money Should One Expect To Spend. I Didn't Go To Prom Thereby Ruining Myself Altogether As Far As My Future Romantic Endeavors. My High School Career Was...
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HAVE YOU EVER SAT ON A WARM TOILET SEAT.
Don't Give Me Cardinal Directions. I Don't Know What It Means. Everyone Now Has Friends They've Never Met. Which Is Nonsensical. The People Whom You Haven't Yet Met Are Strangers. They Are Not Friends. Life On Other Planets? Who Cares. I Tried Calculating Something Having To Do With The Speed Of...
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IS YOUR WIFE NICE TO YOU?
I Want My Wife And I To Stay Together, She Doesn't. I Don't Quite Know Why. She's Very Neat Though. Is It Wholly Unreasonable To Want A Few Words Of Encouragement Every Now And Again. The Acceptance Of Men Expressing Their Feelings Has Yet To Become A Thing. Feeling Good About Oneself Is A...
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MY DATE WITH ANNE HATHAWAY
Okay So It Wasn't Actually A Date Date. But We Did Have A Pretty Good Time Doing Our Scene Together In Her Record Breaking Film "The Idea Of You". She Was Smart, Warm, Personable, And Very Very Pretty. She Has Great Teeth Too. I'm Pretty Sure We Eye Kissed. So What Do I Do Now. Or Next. Or Ever.
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BEEF, BATTLES, AND GIGGLY BUBBLY
Hip Hop Beef Used To Be Cool I Guess But I Can't Get Into Beef Of Any Kind Any More. Even With My Wife. Are We In A Time Machine. 30 Years Ago Seems Like It Was Just A Few Years Ago. What Is Friendship. Unless You Somehow Forget About Your Friends' Existence You Should Contact Them Otherwise They...
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THE GRASS IS NEVER GREENER.
I Can't Figure Out How To Make Either Myself Or My Wife HAPPY. I'm Not Sure If I'm Lonely, But To Show And Share Your Emotions And Feelings Is An Act Of BRAVERY. Give Away All Your S.P.L.E.E.N.s. (Sparkling Pristine Love Emotion Energy Nuggets) Kindergarteners Are Pretty Cool Actually Mostly...
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LOVE YOURSELF. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Spiders Are Benign. Mostly. Roaches Are Something Else Altogether. Don't Feel 'Bad'. What Exactly Does Bad Mean Anyway. Packaging Gives Me Fits. I Wish She Were More Curious About Me And My Stuff. Dark Chocolate Over Milk Chocolate Every Day. Codependence Is Your Ruination.
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SILENCE, ENGLISH MUFFINS, AND COLD SHOWERS
Have You Ever Tried Silence. What Are Dreams. English Muffins Or Bagels. Cold Showers Work.
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MICHAEL AND PRINCE
In This Episode I Discuss The Competition Between MJ AND PRINCE During The 80's. I Also Talk A Little About Monkeys. I Don't Think I Like Monkeys. A Lot Of It Has To Do With Their Posture. A Little About Dhamma, Teachings Of The Buddha. Oh And Sardines Are Wonderful.
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WENT TO AN ART MUSEUM.
What Exactly Constitutes Art. Is It Sneakers? Foil? Bricks? Crawling? Dirt? Made A List Of Stuff I Like. I Know Why We're All Traumatized. It's Mother Goose. Upon Further Inspection They're Replete With Death, Destruction, Gore, Murder, Sadism, Animal Cruelty, Ageism, Pain, Perversion, Poverty…
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LITTLE BOY BLUE.
I Shouldn't Be Afraid Of My Wife. Should I? Do Women Think Men Are Robots. Are We? Is It Ok For A Man To Feel Insecure And Needy. Or Wait, Is He Then A Woman? Maybe I Just Need A Hug. Or Something To Eat.
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RAIN. RAIN. GO. AWAY.
How Much Water Can The Sky Possibly Create. Stomach Aches Are Explainable But Headaches? Weird. Pillows Don't Get The Credit They Deserve. Folks Are Proud Of Their Couch But Pillows Not So Much. 4 Goals I've Come Up With. I Guess I Need More Stuff. I Want To Be Of Service To Humanity But I Don't...
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THIS OLD MAN.
It's 6:21 PM And And I'm In Bed. Why Am I So Tired. 50 Straight Push Ups Is Good. The Art Of Not Being An Asshole. Today I Wanted To Be Tender With My Wife And Son. I Think I Succeeded. Even If She Didn't Notice. What Kind Of Word Is Squoze. On Trying To Mend My Relationship. I Might Be Beta. How...
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WHEN AM I GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
Allergies Are The Devil's Playground. Why Did No One Tell Me I Was On The Allergy Line. What Is Success. Is It A Feeling Or A Car. How Does Anyone Know Exactly What They Want. Who Decided Which Fruits Could Become Fruit Juice. Frozen Blueberries Are So Much Better. Pulp Free Orange Juice Is The...
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I TALK TO THINGS BUT THINGS DON'T LISTEN.
My Shoelaces. Spoons. The Faucet. Wind. Calendars. Lint. I Talk To All This Stuff. Too Many Things Are Being Documented And We Still Don't Believe Any Of It. What Is FOBLO. I Enjoy Being Left Out. I Don't Follow Anything Or Anybody. How I Fought Off Depression. Avoid The Heinous Cacophony Of…
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I'M JUST DOING THE HOKEY POKEY.
What Exactly Is Cold Weather For? Dark Chocolate Over Milk Chocolate Every Day Of The Year. What's The Male Equivalent Of Stockings. Is Toe Cleavage A Thing. How Do Airplanes Collide On The Runway. Or In The Sky For That Matter. I Want To Stare More. Develop A Super Hero Alias. Now.
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WHAT IS THE SOLUTION TO TOE STUBBING.
Is There A Solution? Is Coffee Good Or Bad For You? Does Anyone Know Definitively? What Happened To Cookies? The Fig Newton Dilemma. I'll Never Click The Link In Your 'Bio'. My Desktop Is Clean Enough, Thank You. I'm Not Interested In Entertainment Because It's Not Entertaining.
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NEW BROWN BOOTS.
I Allowed Myself To Buy Myself Some New Boots And It Changed My Life. Kinda. Not Many Things Are Better Than Walking. I Need That Rust Sweater. I'm Not Good At Socializing But I Don't Know Why Because I'm Good At Socializing. You Can Change So Many Things About Yourself. Zazen Was Great Except…
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KANGAROOS HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM.
Why Are Kangaroos So Aggressive. The Characters In Winnie The Pooh Deserve Better Names. The Cat In The Hat Staged A Home Invasion. Mother Goose VS Aesop's Fables. Hippopotamuses? Can We All Agree That Motorcycles Are Annoying? The Godfather.
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THE PERSISTENT FEELING THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
I Keep Thinking I'm Doing Something Wrong. Are Vegetables Trying To Kill Me? I Don't Drink Alcohol, Steal, Curse, Or Masturbate, And Yet I Must Be Doing Something Wrong. Do Children Worry? About What? I Noticed That My Head Was Tilted During The Google Meets Meeting. Maybe I Should See Barbie?
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DELUSIONAL?
I've No Idea What To Give My Attention To. So I Started To Become Delusional. On Purpose. But It's Difficult Because I'm Buddhist Now. Sigh. I Can't Even Delude Myself Anymore. I Wonder If I Can Fake My Delusion. But Would That Make Me Double Deluded? Fuck.
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FRENCH FRIES, SEMEN RETENTION, CHILDHOOD.
How Is It Possible That Good French Fries Aren't Ubiquitous. Semen Retention To Get Girls? What TF Is That. If That Isn't An Oxymoron What Is? Childhood Is Trauma Preparedness Training. Take Punishment For Example. Or Long Division.
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AM I THE PET WORM?
There's Never A Seat At Starbucks. It's Perplexingly Difficult To Untie My Sneaker Laces. ATM's Should Enforce A 5 Minute Time Limit. 8 Signs Of Deeply Unhappy Men. I've Got At Least 4. INFJ-A. Everyone Wants To Be "Unique". Be Uninteresting, That's Unique.
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WHAT'S YOUR MORNING ROUTINE.
Designer Stuff? For What? Thermals Are All You Need. And A Good Grey Suit Jacket. Hoodies Are Important. Colorful Socks Too. No Grown Man Wants To Be 'Thin'. Addiction Is Human. My Skeptical Wife. My Morning Routine. Cereal.
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I WANT MY WIFE TO LIKE ME MORE
My Wife Is A Mininalist. 10 Years Is A Long Time. Maybe That's Why She Doesn't Like Me So Much. Women Know Everything About You But You Know Nothing About Them. Even After 10 Years. Especially After 10 Years. Sex Is Wrestling. Sometimes It Hurts. Why Are Some Men Good In Bed And Others Aren't.…
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TIL DEATH DO US PART? WHY.
Self Checkout Has Failed. They Didn't See That Coming? McRib? Automation Won't Work. On Relationships- The 3 Month Relationship Is Often The Best Relationship. I Was A Ghostbuster. Marriages Should Include A Ten Year Expiration Date With The Option To Extend.
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WHAT'S WITH PENGUINS.
Snoring is an abomination. Birds Who Can't Fly Seem Like A Malapropism. That Darwin Came Up With Evolution On His Own Is Astounding. I Had An Interesting Night In Roppongi. What Should I Have Said To Her?
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SOCKS DESERVE MORE PROPS
Work At Home Culture Eludes Me. I've Got Too Many Other Things Going On At Home. How Can I Work There. How's Your Socks Collection Looking? Don't Play Yourself. Get Better Socks. Shirts Are A Bit Overrated. TEAMS Is The Bain Of My Existence. What's With Sociopathic Barbers Who Can Never Just Take…
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I WILL NEVER STOP EATING FRENCH FRIES. AND WHY IS RICE A RONI THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT.
French Fries Are Pretty Much Perfect. Potato Chips, Almost. Chocolate Chip Cookies In Japan Not So Much. Why Does No One Admit That Chicken Is Virtually Tasteless And That It's All In The Texture. How Is It That Boxes Still Exist. The Post Office Is An Anachronism. Japan Doesn't Do Pizza Very Well.
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IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC DESTROYING YOU?
MUSIC IS LIKE THE WIND. It moves in mysterious ways. Lots of 'music' is soul poison. Is HIP HOP still hip hop? Are you LISTENING to the words? Or, worse, are you NOT listening. Whose voice are you hearing in your head? Yours, or someone else's? Can you tell the difference anymore? MUSIC IS THE…
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THIEVES SHOULD BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
Hoodies In The Summer? Along With Whatever Legal Punishment That Exists For Thieves They Should Be Punched In The Face. Liars Too. Women Who Get BBL's Are Daredevils. Does Bow Wow Really Have A Jet? White People Are Paying Big Money To Look Like.. Black People.
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WHAT?
Abrupt.
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I DON'T LIKE BAD ANALOGIES - BUT I LOVE DINERS.
Seaside Heights Is 'Fun'. Salsa Just May Be The World's Best Music. I Wonder If There's Salsa In English. What's So Amusing About Amusement Parks? The Kettle Bell Craze Has Gone Far Enough. New Jersey Is Peculiar.
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CHEWING GUM IS THE DEVIL
There's nothing on earth with a lower ROI than chewing gum. French Fries Are Almost Perfection. What Is Ketchup Really? Chocolate Chip cookies however are God's snack. Shrimp, chicken wings, mayonnaise, and Peanut Butter fall somewhere in between.
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ARE YOU EATING? AGAIN? BE CAREFUL ABOUT OATMEAL.
Can You Ask A Person How You Smell? I Don't Think Eating 3 Times A Day Is All It's Cracked Up To Be. And Yes, Unfortunately Teenagers Are Smarter Than You. I Also Need New Sneakers. Recreational Marijuana Will Destroy Us All.
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THERE AREN'T ANY ALIENS
The Aliens would have opened amusement parks already. At least stores and restaurants. Right? Come on. Why do children hate their parents. We do everything for them. They'd be dead without us. But they hate us. Why. Notes before my impending Fame. Going to WaWa. Shitty beverage selection.
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I'm Buddhist Now.
Buddhism Is Better Than Other Religions Because There's No Singing
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Has Technology Destroyed Music? And Who Is Jack Harlow?
I just wanted to rant a little bit about the current state of music.
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Let's Talk About Pets. And The 'Meta' Verse.
Dogs Are Human. Sorta. Cats? They Seem like indifferent alien animals. What makes a good pet? Is Barbara A Good Name For A Cat? Don't Get Me Started On Turtles. Finally, Are You Prepared To Live In The Meta Verse? Where Is It? Can I Touch It? Weird.
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Even If Christmas Is A Pagan Ritual I Still Like it
What?! Christmas Isn't Actually About Santa Claus And Rudolph?? It's About Something Else? WHO CARES. Also, How Scuba Diving, Mountain Climbing, Sky Diving And Running With The Bulls are all exactly the same thing. Also, Why No Country Would Ever Be Dumb Enough To Invade America.
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Do Toys Still Exist?
Do Kids Still Want Toys? I Mean, Are Toys Over? Also, What's The Deal With Packaging? And, The Great Hot Air Balloon Adventure.
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Are Colonoscopies Really Necessary? And What's With Atlanta's Smoothie Industry?
Listen. Does Anyone Really Need A Colonoscopy? And For What? Isn't It A Bit Too Much? Speaking Of Which, Can I Get My Wisdom Teeth Back Please? What's With All The Poking, Probing, And Pulling? My God.
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The Curse Of Being A "Handsome" But Introspective And Slightly Socially Awkward Man-
When A Woman Is Beautiful And Knows She's Beautiful, She's A Beautiful Woman. What If You're A Man Whom Other People Say Is Handsome, But You Don't Believe It, And It Becomes A Handicap? Being Handsome Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be.
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What Is A 'Lil Uzi Vert'? In This Episode I Discuss How An Artist's Name Affects His Image.
Lil Weezy. Lil Uzi. DaBaby. Lil Baby. And Young Thug. These Guys Are All Coming Over For Dinner. You Ready? Oh And Post Malone Too. So Why Do I Keep Having Dreams About 50 Cent?
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What Is So Special About Japanese Women, Part I
Besides my banal intro about bad haircuts, myself and my pal Japan Pimp get into a discussion on the various merits of Japanese Women.
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What Is So Special About Japanese Women? Part II
In This Second Part Of My Discussion With Japan Pimp We Get Into Details About Relationships With Japanese Women.
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Waffles, Pancakes, or French Toast? Chocolate Ice Cream Is Doo Doo, But. Chocolate Is Heaven..
There's an ongoing debate as to which is the best sweet breakfast food. I think I have the answer. I think. Where exactly does chocolate come from? Are there chocolate trees? Chocolate animals? WTF.
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Waffles, Pancakes, or French Toast? Prelude To My "America The ---------" Anthology series. It's going to be EPIC. Part I
Had a discussion recently revolving around FRENCH TOAST, which I'd thought was a universally loved thing. It's not. There are actually folks who don't like French Toast. Some folks even hate French Toast. How? Then there's CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, which is radioactive waste as far as I'm concerned. I...
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Hobby Lobby, Shoes, and The Dorito Effect/Plus, how much time is enough time to spend with someone?
How much stuff do you need man? In this episode we ask ourselves how much stuff you can accumulate. We also discuss the Dorito Effect. How many Doritos can a person eat, and what might life be like if Doritos didn't exist.
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Opioid Amerikkka - White privilege, White tantrums, and the end of White 'power'.
White America is addicted to opioids and they're angry about it. Searching for scapegoats, they're suing pharmaceutical companies for making the drugs available to them, and suing Walmart for selling the drugs to them. West coast correspondent JapanPimp puts them on blast.
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