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Nout Matters Podcast
by Nout Matters Podcast
Nout Matters: the podcast about nout... Tune in for Spooky Wooky Tale, Obituary Time, Pods on Tour, plus a big stinking mound of sketches, 'adverts', beats and bastards. And, we know; we should have spelt it "Nowt Matters". Shurrup.
Episodes
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Episode 12: Corona? (...I hardly know her)
It's the word on everyone's washed tips... and given the isolation situation, we're down to just one Nout Mattee. But gosh darnit, we shan't be beatn't. Although, weirdly, we probably have more guests on this pod than usual. So, join your heroes for a Pods on Tour as well as the usual bullspasm....
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Episode 11: Jazz egg thrust (hulk slogan)
A selection of your heroes speak to a sister, a mum, and a themselves. Oxford comma? You got it. Ever wondered about your pet's get up to while the cat's away? Well, do a wonder no longer...
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Podcast 10: Two thousand and nout teen (the musical)
Join your heroes as they give 2019's music an open lipped snog, discussing highlights, while Evil Macca makes his first tasty appearance. Find some of the songs discussed in the Spotify playlist, "Two thousand and nout teen". Or don't. Shut up.
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Episode 9: And now it's this year now (spooky seagulls)
New Year has hit your hero's village like a seagull into a hotel window. Will they be able to resolution their way out? Or will they be stuck there forever? There's only two ways to find out... 1) listen to this, 2) find someone else who's listened to this and then ask them the answer to those...
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Episode 8: Second pod of Christmas (Return of Jafar)
Yule love Christmas 2: The Reckoning. Featuring the final chapter of Spooky Wooky Tale, festive Obituary Time, a John Lewis advert that never mut the custard, plus two handfuls of Christmas chinwaggery. Have the merriest of years.
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Episode 7: First pod of Christmas (de Pfeffel's festive (unsightly) election special)
We bring you a bulging festive election special, right to your ears. We catch up with your heroes as they interview a real life Tory, pop into the House of Commons, hear some inspirational words from Santa, open the eggiest of gifts and pop an ear to Wham Smith.
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Episode 6: One's Double-Yolker Championship
Join the Queen and tune into the doubles wheelchair tennis championships, as we sup on the teat of Nout Matters Episode 6. Get your spooks blown right off with the Halloween special of Spooky Wooky Tale, and have a one-on-one sesh with the latest instalment of Obituary Time.
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Episode 5: Zig (not Zag)'s Cloudwater bum-blessing
And what? There's an introy-bit, then we go to Cloudwater Brewery, Track and Wander Beyond in a Pods on Toury pop to Manchester. Then, guess what? Good guess... Spooky Wooky Tale chapter, "Next". And goodnight x
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Episode 4: Family dirt quiz
Nout Matters Podcast: Episode 4 is out on the tiles... Featuring an apology in relation to some of last pods’ shenanigans, your heroes playing a game, answering questions on family, sex and a combination of the latters. Not forgetting the third chapter of the teeth-shattering Spooky Wooky Tale…
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Episode 3: Scandinavian for Dickinson
Nout Matters Podcast: Episode 3 was born 08/07/19 at 19:03, 0lbs 23pence; featuring an introduction to a new Nout Mattee, the second knee-bending chapter of our Spooky Wooky tale, what would happen if Netto was around today and other such important topics, tickles and tales. Thanks for your ears....
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Episode 2: Biggie's spooky etymology
This week, your heroes apologise for an error in last week's podcast, discuss which fictional characters need a hiding; MWhatley unleashes Chapter 1 of his spooky wooky tale on an unsuspecting Macca and your heroes discuss the etymology of the phrase "shitting yourself". Also, Michael Gove makes…
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Episode 1: Roy Walker versus the world
Welcome to the inaugural Nout Matters... one of those 'podcasts about nothing'. Here lies the first episode, in which you can hear your heroes discuss celebrity fighting (for which there can be only one winner), etiquette, Big Brother (again... one winner, but that's more the format of the TV…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Nout Matters: the podcast about nout... Tune in for Spooky Wooky Tale, Obituary Time, Pods on Tour, plus a big stinking mound of sketches, 'adverts', beats and bastards. And, we know; we should have spelt it "Nowt Matters". Shurrup.
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Nout Matters: the podcast about nout... Tune in for Spooky Wooky Tale, Obituary Time, Pods on Tour, plus a big stinking mound of sketches, 'adverts', beats and bastards. And, we know; we should have spelt it "Nowt Matters". Shurrup.
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