Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

In this episode, we bring back some extremely minor characters to be the proprieters of the new hardware store! Enjoy this wholesome business after the clusterfuck that was The Bakehouse. Plus, this episode introduces the concept of "getting beeped," which will make sense to you soon.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC    

It's time to SHAKE! THAT! CAKE! ANDMAYBEALSOYOURBUTT! Cake decorating and rump shaking consume the lives of five people living in The Bake House: a TikTok group that decorates cakes and mostly pulls pranks on the one person who can actually decorate cakes in the group. Relationships get complicated, cakes become plastic, and one final stunt may end it all for The Bake House. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 3:21 Intro 6:37 The cast & vibes 10:09 How they all met and got into cake decorating 14:00 More about Craig and the Bake House's content 24:03 The exes (Dylan and Leah) 28:07 More on Charlee and Axel  30:49 How does CFB feel about The Bake House 35:53 The fall of Bake House 50:28 Conclusion   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

YOU HAVE 55 MINUTES TO ESCAPE THIS PODCAST!! How to get out??? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out. Also, don't worry about the Gentleman Ham. All will be revealed in due time.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:56 Intro 05:36 Who is In Charge 11:07 Seasonal Rooms 15:28 The Flagship Room 24:53 The Gentleman Ham Enters 32:41 The Five Hour Escape Room 51:39 Epilogue 55:44 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Nancy Pankin and the Blacksmith (and also Clatfartburg's two year anniversary!). Who made the cut for the guest list? What new family members shall we unveil? And most importantly...will we finally learn the name of the Blacksmith? (Spoiler: Yes!) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:46 Intro - happy two years of Clatfartburg!! 5:06 The engagement 13:00 Wedding settings 17:52 Guest list  22:18 Attire 26:09 The Wedding Cake 28:18 The service: family members, officiant 43:06 Reception 50:56 The incident 54:34 Vows and Blacksmith name reveal 56:33 Reflecting on two years of Clatfartburg 59:08 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

We are back once again with a classic parenthetical Clatfartburg title. This is an episode that is technically about street performers but it mostly about birds and mid life crises.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:36 Intro 04:20 Bird Trainer 09:51 Introducing Hammer 25:28 The Buskers Board 43:56 The Invasive Bird Species Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

The Cow Masquerade is set to give Edwina Forthwright some extra cash in her pocket but things go awry when her old college nemesis, Gerthen Sneedle, arrives on the scene to do everything they can to ruin the event. Also, The Cow Wars mentioned fifty episode ago somehow plays a part in all of this. ENJOY. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:40 Intro 4:55 Masquerade theme & a history of the Cow Wars of Clatfartburg 10:17 Meet Edwina 15:31 Meet Gerthen 17:00 Edwina & Gerthen's history 24:13 The masquerade begins - and so does a plot for revenge! 54:20 Epilogue: Clementine Dubois 55:17 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Today we set out to create a building with a secret. And then another secret. And then another secret. And then another... (etc.) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:58 Intro 5:05 Smoothkeasy 23:46 The Second Layer 36:13 The Third Layer 41:25 The Fourth Layer 45:13 The Final Layer 55:02 Recapping  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

Embody the life of a possum as you navigate a low ropes and high ropes course while under the all-seeing eye of Plum the Possum! Featuring moderate misery, costumes, and ye olde Edgars family. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News ft. Skylar Cloud & The Rainbows 2:36 Intro 5:01 Edgar Edgars Jr., the ziplining fiend 10:57 The low ropes course 15:30 Finding the fun 19:52 Possum 21:38 High ropes course 49:39 The Possum Race 56:16 A recap 58:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC    

Yeeehaw!!! Join us as we return to a character that we just keep talking about recently, Arthur Remington. We get into his backstory, his future, and the events of a specific beer crawl he participates in quarterly. Plus we make an arguement for the return of AIEEEEEE! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:22 Intro 07:21 Why is Arthur Remington in the Mines 21:37: Feastinghay Richington Returns 29:28 Worlds Collide 36:21 Danger Strikes 42:47 A Secret Room?? 51:42 A Triumphant Return Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

This kid's play place (as you can clearly tell by its name) is chalk full of themed rooms meant to inspire a child's imagination along with gifting them the fun of a boring task! As you can imagine, we lost our minds recording this one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:37 Intro and our experiences with kid play places 6:43 The set up 7:57 The exterior/lobby 15:00 General room set up mingled with pirate room 18:45 Pirate room in full swing 23:33 Train 26:39 Cowboy 28:24 Morning commute to boring job 31:56 Board game 34:26 Jungle 36:33 Heist 38:13 Artist room 41:18 Space 44:28 Everything's big 46:48 Cafeteria, bathrooms, and seasonal rooms 49:39 Splash park 52:43 Naming the kid's play place 56:47 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

It's a Rennaisance Fair but NOT the way you would think. We accidentally get fixated on Flippini (sp?) really early in this one, so expect a LOT of pizza content.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:24 Intro 07:16 Clatfartburg's Renaissance Fair 13:38 Categories 16:42 Clatfartburgian Competitors 33:59 Animal Competition 44:25 Improv 46:58 Best Advice 52:84 Flippini Takes it Home! 54:40 Outro "Carefree" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.    Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News: Fief 1:54 Host vibe check 4:08 What does the Tourism Board marketing team do? 15:00 The team members 33:08 A campaign gone wrong 51:06 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE. Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:35 Intro 4:00 Binky song flashback 4:47 The set up 9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past 12:44 The Frozen Water Competition 15:49 The pre-planned items for the event 17:14 Too Hot Chocolate 18:56 Florence Outwit 25:29 The competition begins 32:39 A plot twist! 34:23 A meltdown 51:18 Wrap up 54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:42 Intro and Naming Kimberly 07:56 How Kimberly Won and Who She Is 21:43 The SCANDAL 37:04 Polly Darton 44:50 A Wholesome Conclusion 51:26 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC    

Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:07 Intro 5:50 The inventor's origins 12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic 22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name 27:46 Inventor's special century-long project 29:29 Family history 33:10 His love life 39:33 The inventor's "adversary" 57:23 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:15 Intro 07:47 Gary Pinto 10:54 Pinto Awards 59:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:26 Intro 4:25 Energy check-in 7:06 The vibes/theme 20:50 The Flatulence Chamber 22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River 26:54 Spa Services 28:13 Cats? 29:55 Whales 35:52 The Pacing Room 43:35 The spa's name 55:50 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:25 Intro 04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt 06:42 Popcorn Ghost 09:56 Tunnel 15:06 The Barn 19:08 Poppins Rumblesby 50:31 The Future of the Barn 55:53 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??). To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:35 Intro 5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner? 12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll" 13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe 15:00 GMDR  16:49 Tee Ball 19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is 21:35 Creepy Crawlies 25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator 26:22 Ken Burns Core(s) 27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker 29:58 Ball Inspection 32:26 B Course Meal 35:58 Fire Safety 38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B? 39:49 Job Hunting 41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium 43:38 Percy Fariway's background 49:28 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:58 Intro 03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences 07:49 The Basics of the Course 14:50 Hole Seven 15:54 The Riddle and Course B 18:39 Hole Eleven 21:30 Hole Three 23:28 Hole Two 25:20 Hole Sixteen 26:51 Hole Five 28:48 Hole Twelve 31:00 Hole Nine 32:58 Hole Six 36:01 Hole Fifteen 40:13 Hole Eighteen 43:58 Hole Ten 45:57 Hole Thirteen 48:15 Hole Four 51:05 Hole One 53:04 Hole Eight 54:26 Hole Fourteen 57:06 Hole Seventeen 58:58 Recapping the Holes Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building. Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race Recent commentary track: The Witches (1990) Commentary Track To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:03 Intro  5:24 Our understanding of DMVs 8:44  Setting the scene 16:22 DMV 2000/3000 18:03 Employees and stations 30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War? 46:56 "In the future..." 53:08 Conclusion + outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Put on your sleuthing hats because today we are NOT ONLY breaking the case on what Clatfartburg's movie theater is, but we are also returning to the hazy plot we've had going on for this podcasts entire run. That's right, De La Noire is back! Only in theaters! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB news 02:28 Episode Intro 06:27 The Movie Theater 01:01:13 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven. Recent bonus episode: Wilfred Wonka and Mr. Edgars in Conversation Recent commentary track: Mary Poppins (1964) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 2:30 Intro and our personal bowling experiences/trauma 9:58 Vibes of the bowling alley 16:40 The renovation 21:35 The rec bowling team 25:51 The Museum of Rolling Objects 35:56 The coup 46:08 The owner 48:54 A new bowling alley is born 56:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:32 Intro 5:18 The fair's audience and vibes 16:04 Mr. Edgars is up to no good 21:06 Eileen Worst and Dr. Bassoon 32:27 Protesters  55:39 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Mr. Edgars Music by https://pixabay.com/users/backgroundmusicforvideo-46826676/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=261138

C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more! Recent bonus episode: Gwomby Be Goneby: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery Recent commentary track: Annie (1982) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 3:30 Intro 5:43 Basic setup of the gym 7:45 The Track 16:00 Animatronic skeletons 20:11 Swimming pool 31:35 Locker room/sauna 38:52 New exercise machine 48:57 Naming the gym 56:30 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:16 The Episode 16:51 Becky and Harper Enter Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud). Recent bonus episode: The Blacksmith's Bachelor Party Recent commentary track: Newsies (1992) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:27 Vibe of Clatfartburg's Cryptid/The Cryptologists 16:18 The Cryptids 22:11 Scott's Cryptid 28:22 Ruth's Cryptid 33:43 Scott's plot  48:43 Epilogue 52:37 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC      

We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 06:49 A Southern Gothic Coffee Shop 21:34 A Family Connection 30:02 Dogs in a Gator Costume 33:11 The House in the Coffee Shop 37:46 The Menu 40:57 Establishing More Details 49:23 Landing on a Name 51:19 The Owner 55:52 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg, broken down by episode. If you need a refresher or are new and feel intimidated by starting from the beginning, go check that episode out! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Happy one year anniversay to Now Entering Clatfartburg! 3:34 This year's Crispy Fest theme and set up 14:59 Sharing your favorite characters/plot lines 23:13 Kermit Hastings arrives with a hotel guest in tow 26:05 Barnacle and Bertha's show 27:40 Cole & Dale 32:15 Trout Scouts 34:41 Crispy logo controversy 37:28 Nancy, the Blacksmith, and Legendary Flippini 42:44 Cole & Dale's date 44:45 A mysterious delivery 51:36 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start!   To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.     

To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:55 Intro 12:33 A Character Study of the Blacksmith 22:03 The Blacksmith's Apprentice 24:49 Artists Residency 34:05 The Fire 36:54 The Melancholy Hills 40:57 The Gate 44:35 The Blacksmith's Name 47:38 Anatomical Pizza 50:55 A Proposal 55:15 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  Nostalgic Old Piano Song: https://pixabay.com/music/solo-piano-nostalgic-old-piano-song-118635/

This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News: Lawn Awards + Prison Release 2:19 CFB's background and reminders on Eileen and Genevieve's lives 8:10 The Staff Meeting - Weather Man 19:21 Eric the Camera Man 27:40 The Director 35:42 Planning the 50th Anniversary of CFB News in a very concise manner 43:01 The 50th Anniversary Dinner - Drama! 57:00 Outro   Music Credit Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  Music by https://pixabay.com/users/rockymetal-30433071/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=239257">ROCKYMETAL from https://pixabay.com//?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=239257">Pixabay

It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:40 Intro 06:53 Some Contenders 15:54 A Mr. Edgars Deep Dive 33:41 The Winner 35:06 The Rejects 37:50 Mrs. Edgars 39:38 Butch Lesbian Bird Village 41:51 Sand Lawn 44:25 The SCANDAL 49:29 Edgar Edgars Jr. 51:21 Attempting to Recap 57:39 Outro Music: Carefree Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:42 Intro 3:38 The Dig 6:52 Motors and Mallards 14:12 River Murphy's can of hairspray from 1981 20:00 72 Pressed Pennies 25:59 Roach Wind Clacker 32:23 Greenith Bean 42:24 The Serpent Rings of Captain Malbrook 55:00 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:43 Intro 05:44 Establishing the Hotel 17:47 The General Manger 32:34 The Converging Events 49:16 How Kermit Hasting Found His Shimmer 55:20 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Cows and Bells Sound Effect by u_ckpn52p1rm from Pixabay Running Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay    

YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:55 Intro 08:07 Our Ill-Advised First Idea 12:37 Madame Clementine Du Bois is Born 15:59 The Wonders of the Boot Warehouse 18:52 A Shocking Connection is Made 25:31 A Conspiracy Revealed 30:49 Sales 39:24 Build-a-Boot 49:47 The Scent Section 54:14 The Crispy Situation 55:42 Outro

What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville's origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clatfartburg's eccentric hands. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:51 Intro 3:14 Origin and blueprint of the airport 13:55 Baggage Return 19:51 Security 23:07 Gift shop & fancy shops 31:10 The Lounge 37:17 Features and showcases 44:55 The Decrepit Terminal 49:53 Boarding / Parking / Play Area, Etc. 58:30 Listener headcanon: Clatfartburg's Queer Community   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:03 The Retirement Community 48:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg.  Recent bonus content: A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Intrigue vis-a-vis fruit-themed mirrors abound! Also we meet some more shady figures at the Le Marque Rogue Cabaret. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News: A New Documentary and a Frog Ferry Fiasco 2:28 What is Crispmas? 8:35 The Clatfartburg Mall and Crispy Clause 14:51 New Smythe's Crispmas Experience 20:48 A Hunch for Lunch and Crispmas Shrimp 26:09 Trout Scouts' Questionable Gift Wrapping Station 31:49 Le Marque Rouge Berets and Cabaret 36:52 Nancy Pankin and the Black Smith 41:43 The Public Library and Controversial Mrs. Crispy Clause 45:24 The Museum and Blanche Otters 47:23 The Treelighting Ceremony 59:11 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 04:36 Laying the Groundwork 09:50 The Bus System 27:40 The Ferry 36:28 Trolleys 41:58 The Transportation Center 57:43 Outros Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

We shall finally speak about The Thing in The Woods We Do Not Speak Of! Journey into the unknown and unveil a secret that's been kept for over half a century. Survey the scene, act fast, and don't get played by whatever exists out there among the trees... To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps 00:00 CFB News 2:30 Intro 5:32 Into the Woods 16:35 Finding the Thing in The Woods 22:00 Engaging with the Thing in The Woods 30:00 Reveal and rundown 41:45 The Fallout 57:38 Outro   Music Credit Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  Dramatic Swarm - Doug Maxwell https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwhJTv7O8EmDwyvqMBLHcHg/

Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:14 Introducing the Harvest Fest 11:56 An Additional Theme 18:07 Nailing Down the Cornucopia Fruit Situation 25:01 Other Key Features 32:41 On the Influencers 43:20 Jim Parsons Returns 46:15 Barnacle Crispin Makes His Return 55:20 To Recap 57:58 Listener Headcanons 01:01:46 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that. Vote here by Sunday, Nov 3rd, 6:00 p.m. Eastern Time: https://forms.gle/Q8jhThCZYwwRze716 And hey, while you're in a voting mood and if you're from the USA, how about you go vote IRL! Checkout vote.org to review candidates on your ballat, policies, etc. along with checking your registration, where you go to vote, etc.  Sorry to our five European listeners if you feel left out of the US democracy palooza. Hopefully, casting your impactful vote on the mayor of Clatfartburg will suffice.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News: Break In at Local Community Pool 2:10 What we're doing here today 6:30 Your first candidate for consideration, Rebecca Martin aka "Mrs. Parsnip" 11:46 Your second candidate, Victoria "Tori" Cobbleton 16:37 Mrs. Parsnip's platforms + policies 22:53 Cobbleton's platforms + policies 38:33 The Debate 49:37 Vote for your Mayor! 51:57 Listener head-canon   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:16 The Distillery 58:06 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.    Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC "Tamalpais" by National Sweetheart (YouTube Audio Library)  "Back to the 80s" by Dyalla (YouTube Audio Library)   

Join us on a visit to Clatfartburg's most mediocre, car dearlership controlled botanical garden! To make the most of your visit, avoid the edges of the park. Stuff gets weird there! We also spend a large portion of this episode discussing a dog whose sole purpose is to pee on a plant, just to give you a heads up for whats in store.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC