PODCAST · comedy
Now Hiring
by The Pool Boys
A weekly podcast where celebrities are matched to their perfect job.
Episodes
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Chris Heaslip: Game Show Host
"Thanks For the Memories" - Fall Out Boy
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Davey Reynolds: Doomed Space Cruise Captain
Give me back my space suit, Darren.
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Stuart Owen: Bird President
It's time to find ourselves some work. This week, the boys write a letter to the avian world and Stu becomes president of birds.
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12. Ellen Degeneres - Elvis Impersonator
Uh huh huh.
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11. Johnny Sins: Clown
Apologies in advance. www.patreon.com/thepoolboys
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10. L. Ron Hubbard: Window Cleaner
The dog doesn't even know you have hands. www.patreon.com/thepoolboys
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9. Robert Irwin - Shrek Impersonator
This is why they pay us the Shrek Bux.
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8. Nigella Lawson: Construction Blaster (Antarctica)
She's as pure as the driven Columbian snow. patreon.com/thepoolboys.com
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7. Bert & Ernie: High School Football Coach
At the end of the day we're all just chasing that whistle. patreon.com/thepoolboys
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6. Bob Dylan: Taxidermist
If you hit play on this, it's your own fault.
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5. John Travolta: Bubbleologist
You son of a bitch, John. patreon.com/thepoolboys
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4. Bernie Sanders: Busker
I am once again asking you to put some change in my guitar case. Check out the patreon!
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3. Oprah: Police Sniper
Well she's at it again. Listen, you ungrateful Alfred!
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2. Prince: Mortuary Biomedical Scientist
Birds hate him because of this one cool trick! Listen to the episode to find out. This week the Pool Boys Recruitment Agency tries to find The Ghost Known as Prince a job in a morgue. Check out the files on our patreon: www.patreon.com/thepoolboys We are @poolboyscomedy on all your socials. Our...
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1. Elon Musk: Life Guard
Let's get hiring! The boys are off on a new adventure at Pool Boys Recruitment Agency. The first happy customer? Elon Musk: Life Guard. Find our patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/thepoolboys And thanks for coming on the ride!
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Now Hiring!
Introducing Now Hiring! The brand new podcast from the Pool Boys Recruitment Agency. Each week we'll be pairing a new celebrity with their dream job. Whether it's a questionnaire, cover letter, or a fresh new resume, Now Hiring is the number one recruitment agency for all celebrities living…
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The Final Episode
Yep. After 300 recommendations, 103 episodes and probably like 60 burgers we put a bow on Pool Boys Recommends. Join as the boys relive everything they got up to: the good, the bad and the pumpkin. Stay tuned to this feed to see what the boys are cooking up next!
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103. You're a Moe, KidzBop, and Reinventing the Wheel
We did it! one hunnid and a bit episodes. who'd a thunk. You? Me? Nobody? That's right, nobody thunk we would gone done it but'n we did. This week Chris goes to a restaurant, Stu goes to the G Rated Party Zone and Dave does the Inadvisable.
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102. The Birds, The Bees, and Madame Two-Swords
This week Chris tries to make a bird box and wins the idiot lottery. Stu buys an unnecessary bit of equipment for a job not done, and Davey goes to the house of famous candles. What a week. PS. There's 8 main species of honey bee.. not 4. But you didn't come here for facts now did you? Join our...
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101. IMAX, Catwoman and Davey's Biopic
It's another movie week! Chris goes to an IMAX cinema Stu watches 2004's Catwoman While Davey gives us his pitch for his very own biopic Thanks for listening Remember - DRIVE. REVIVE. SURVIVE. and keep the pool gate closed!
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100. ONE HUNDRED
THIS IS THE ONE HUNDREDTH ONE. THERE WERE NINETY NINE BEFORE, BUT NOW IT IS 100. LEVEL UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
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99. HGB Returns, Earcupressure, and... Twists!
You've waited patiently and it's finally back, the best segment to ever be shot down by Chris, it's... THE HOT GOSS BOX! Stu gets his ear prod in the house of Bezos. Chris gives us a series of real (and not so real) twists! Thanks for listening, it's hard doing this all by myself. Love Brett.…
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98. Fried Ice Cream, Business Cards and The Pool Boys Menu
It does what it says on the box! Stu fries ice cream! Chris makes the boys business cards! Dave creates a menu for a Pool Boys-style restaurant! Thanks for listening guys, we appreciate you immensely. CHA-CHING! www.patreon.com/thepoolboys
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97. Karate, The Nudist Life, and Dave's Interview
Chris tries to karate chops his way through a plank of wood... Will he do it? Sort of, yes. Stu lives the life of a nudist and finds that it's not all rainbows. Davey gets his interview and shares some of his thoughts about the show. Thanks for listening guys, we appreciate you immensely....
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96. MENSA, Fear, and The Pet You Get
In this episode Chris finally finds his people, Dave confronts his mortality and Stu Gets Us Pets. Leave us a review! Here's a link to the quiz: https://take.quiz-maker.com/QG2CWFENL
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95. Mouth Moods, Titanic 2 and Stu's Interview
Will this finally be the episode where Dave gives his #100 rating??? Dave reviews Neil Cicierega's mind-melting album Mouth Moods, Chris watches Titanic 2 and Stu spills his guts in a tear-jerking interview Patreon Subscribers! Get your recommends to us! We’re running out of time and we wanna…
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94. Quantum Burgers, YouTube Hole, and Chris's Interview
Strap in without your seatbelts! This week Davey gives the Snorks the gift of the greatest dimension... Wideness, Stu goes from Jimmy Fallon to a cow's hoof, and Chris answers some pressing questions. Patrons get your recommends in, time's running out! Cheers gang.
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93. Monument Valley, No Guide to Anywhere, and an Obscure Band
In this ep Stu played a phone game instead of focussing on his abdominal cramps, Dave moved house and Chris wraps it all up neatly with a little Simon and Garfunkel. Disclaimer: The boys really shit out this episode. Literally in the case of Stu.
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92. Spiceloard Stu, Davey's Dogs and the Audio Watermark
Heyo! This week Stu eats the spiciest things he could find at his local Asian Supermarket Dave matches the boys with their perfect 4 legged companions And Chris creates the perfect audio watermark so the boys can protect they're intellectual property Check us out on the socials and have a squiz…
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91. Pool Boys Multiverse, The Ferals, and the Magic Watch?
In this episode Davey reveals what the pod could have been if we changed just one letter, Stu rewatches the classic Australian kids TV show “The Ferals”, and Chris time hops with his grandfather’s old magic watch. Also mustang sally goes for about a third of the show and we talk about creamed…
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90. Finding Jesus, Avatar, and The Ramen Girl
In this episode the boys sit back a ree-lacks. And by that I mean get really really worked up about films.
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89. Lord Stu, The Dark Side of Gumtree and the Folk Festival
We're back on the horse and there's no way we could fall off unless someone gave us a mighty big push! Stu goes looking for coupons and ends up in a very interesting place. Dave tries to find something for free on Gumtree.com that isn't a piano. Chris goes to Port Fairy Folk Festival and gets...
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88. Gumtree Purge, Shitty Scottish Pizza, and a Scoot Through the Adelaide Fringe Festival
This week Chris tries to rid himself of rusty bikes and a BBQ on gumtree with mixed success, Stuart runs us through what the fast food is like in his new home of Scotland, and Davey goes to the Adelaide Fringe Festival. He doesn’t find a show he loves, but he does find something worth loving..…
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87. The Beans, Gaia Streaming, and a Free Porn Game TMYCIFS
Look, this one, the first two are fine. But once that third segment rolls around you'd better be away from kids. You have 39 seconds to comply. Check our socials @poolboyscomedy Check out Patreon! also Pool Boys Comedy
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86. Scottish Slang, Davey's Kite and Chris has got a gun!
The boys are back into the swing of things with another banging ep ready for your noise eyes (your ears). Stu shares all the Scottish slang he's learnt so far, Davey tries to build and fly a kite and Chris literally shoots a gun. Patreon: www.patreon.com/thepoolboys @poolboyscomedy on all your...
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85. We're Back Baby!
Your big liquid boys are back on the microphones catching up on the last 5 weeks. Stu moved to Scotland, Davey played The Witcher 3, and Chris had a birthday. We also start our return to form by dishing out our recommends for next week. Good to be back folks, enjoy the show and we'll see you…
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Brett Leigh's CV - Pet Sitting
Who's not gonna kill your fur-baby? Brett's probably not gonna kill your fur-baby. This week Brett's applying for a pet sitting position and his chances are as good as ever. Enjoy this last filler episode of BLCV and we'll see you next week for our return to PBR. Thanks folks.
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Brett Leigh's CV - Dynasty Security Services
The boys are living it up on break while they try and finally find Brett Leigh a gig he can call his own.
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Brett Leigh's CV - Spa Therapist
Please relax. Brett is on his way.
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Brett Leigh's CV - Florida Country Club
While the boys are away Brett will play... The boys are on break so in the meantime have a listen to the boys apply to get friend of the show Brett Leigh a job at a Florida Country Club.
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Brett Leigh's CV - Hot Yogo
Brett's on the hunt for guilt free desert, and he just might get it. Even though your Pool Boys are on holiday, we've still got plenty of content to fill your ears with. We spent last year helping our friend Brett Leigh (no relation) find a job, so over the next little while we'll be dropping...
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84. Zoo Tour, Great Depression Meals, and The top 5 Streets Ice Creams
This one's a doozy. Dave takes us on a tour of the zoo, Stu does some desperate cooking and Chris confronts his deep lust for creamed corn.
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83. Stand Up 2022, The Land Before Cheese, and Davey's Favourite Deli Meat
This week Patreon subscriber Chris (not our Chris) has put us back to work in our chosen fields. Chris gives us a stand up routine all about what to expect in 2022, Stu writes a new short story from the dairy addled world of cheese, and Davey breaks down traditional meat curing techniques and…
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82. New Years Resolutions
An episode 52 weeks in the making! Today we reflect on the year that was and finally revisit our New Years Resolutions: - Chris had to write a joke book - Dave had to release an album - Stu had to do a backflip Thanks for listening and we'll see you in 2022! If you wanna support us or get some...
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81. Pool Boys Chrimmus 2021
In this episode the P Boys talk about the times they didn't do the things they were asked... for CHRISTMAS!
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80. Nudie Beach, Life Drawing, and Chris’s Mémoire
This week we were each asked to bare our souls. Davey got nude on what may or may not have been a nudist beach, Stu attended a life drawing class all by himself, and Chris wrote his memoir, or something resembling that. Thanks for listening guys. Catcha next week for the Christmas Special. If you...
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79. Latte Art, The Cardboard Fort and Eurotrash Music Video
It's ridiculously visual week here at Pool Boys Recommend! Chris tries to master latte art, Stu gives his own spin on a cardboard fort and Dave makes the craziest music video you've never seen. Jump on our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thepoolboys Tell your friends! Thanks to Apex Bloom for the...
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78. The Great Vape Caper, Davey's New Friend and The Flour Baby
Call the train conductor because this one is off the rails... Chris goes to his local vape shop for a chat - will he buy one? Davey recreates the film Her and becomes friends with his phone. While Stu learns how to become a parent with his own flour baby. Jump on our Patreon here:...
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77. Kinder Surprises, Clouds, and Davey’s Hot Dog Struggle
Chris is like a kid at Christmas as he opens up his Kinder Surprise toys, Stu rates the types of clouds from worst to best, and Davey comes face to face with 7/8ths of a wet hotdog. Don’t worry, we’ve muted the chewing. Jump on our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thepoolboys Tell your friends!…
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76. Nicknames, Hillsong, and Plans Just Crazy Enough To Work
This episode we dive deep into the what Stu really thinks of us, Davey cooks up a big ol' bowl of Pastor and Chris's plans.. well. They're just crazy enough to work. You know what to do. https://www.patreon.com/join/thepoolboys
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A weekly podcast where celebrities are matched to their perfect job.
HOSTED BY
The Pool Boys
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A weekly podcast where celebrities are matched to their perfect job.
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