Nowhere USA

Episodes

1. 17

   Four Cops and a UFO: A Dramatic Reading in Southern Illinois

   What's a great road trip without a CAR CHASE!!! Holy shit ya'll, Candace blows Jeff's mind AGAIN! This is the Cannonball Run of episodes! This one is almost as sexy as Burt Reynolds! Don't worry, we don't go out like Thelma and Louise! SPOILER ALERT: we stop by PIZZA INN at the end.

   Mar 12, 2020

   1h 11m
2. 16

   The Tuttle Bottom's Monster

   Hop in weirdos! We're headed to the rough, mosquito infested swamp lands of Harrisburg, Illinois. Whats 8 feet long, 4 feet high, and has a nose like and anteater? Get ready to have a not quit so Bigfoot experience but not to worry, its still big, hairy, and smelly. Just like you weirdos like it!...

   Mar 2, 2020

   58m
3. 15

   Alton Illinois

   Join us as we cross the mighty Mississippi! We're going to Alton Illinois. Some say, "the world's most haunted town". We'll hang out in an old, haunted church, meet the wold's tallest man and discover that some ghosts have an odor. You'll also find out why Jeff is not allowed to driver more than…

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   Feb 18, 2020

   1h 25m
4. 14

   Urban Legends of St. Louis

   Hop in the ol' rusty bucket as Candace and Jeff head down Zombie Road. They'll bump into Bubble heads, the drawn and quartered Molly Crenshaw, visit THE exorcist house, all while jauntily headed to the 7 gates of hell! Come on, we promise it'll be fun, if we make it out alive...

   Feb 9, 2020

   1h 09m
5. 13

   Kansas City part 2

   We've hopped out of the ol' rusty bucket in Jeff's old stomping grounds Kansas CIty! This place is so Spooktacular we had to do a second episode! Candace is up to her usual "did you know" tricks as we explore old buildings, old timey social media fights and even a burlesque show!

   Jan 20, 2020

   1h 35m
6. 12

   Kansas City part 1

   Join Candace and Jeff as they rediscover Jeff's old stomping grounds! We'll meet Frank "Jelly" Nash, a bell hop that, um, kinda missed the elevator, and we'lll visit the John Wornall house and discover that a whole lotta shit has gone down in KC!

   Jan 14, 2020

   1h 08m
7. 11

   The Bloodiest 47 Acres In America

   Jump in the car weirdos! We're headed to the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City, otherwise known as "Jeff City" - no really! Join us as we explore the haunted halls, slightly tornado damaged grounds, Cell Block 4, and a pauper's cemetery under a parking lot. Jeff will ask questions…

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   Jan 5, 2020

   1h 21m
8. 10

   MoMo - The Missouri State Monster!

   Join this episode as Candace and Jeff eat left over Halloween candy and drink canned wine. Together they channel their inner Joan Mills and Mary Ryan as they find out who stole Mary's peanut butter sandwich! Along the way we'll meet a gentlemen named Harrison who probably shouldn't have quit his...

   Dec 28, 2019

   1h 07m
9. 9

   Highway 72/Pizza Gate 2019

   It's a packed house at Pizza Inn tonight! Are you Team Bigfoot or Team UFO? Grab you Multi Pass folks, this one's got aliens, everyone's favorite cryptid, and secret meetings at Jeff's favorite pizza place! Not to mention a tanning bed and Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! Stick around until the end on this…

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   Dec 20, 2019

   1h 12m
10. 8

    Carthage, Mo

    We're back again! This time we've pulled over at the Kendrick House in Carthage Missouri. Candace drinks a judgement impairment drink as we gather around the bloody kitchen table for snacks and spooky stories of a ghost named Carrot? Hey, who is that guy staring at us from that house out back?…

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    Dec 13, 2019

    1h 04m
11. 7

    The Hotel Bothwell

    The Oklahoma state cryptid is what? How come Jeff's grandfather burned his brother's KISS 8-track? Why are spooky happenings always on the 3rd floor? Enjoy the screeching sounds of the ancient internet while suffering from sleep paralysis as we reach that point of the road trip where Jeff has had...

    Dec 6, 2019

    1h 28m
12. 6

    Abandoned Oklahoma

    Feeling lonely and abandoned? Well, we can't help with that but we can show you some ghost towns that are just as dilapidated as our nerdy little hearts. So, rest your rusty bones in the back seat and let us drive you around for a bit on our imaginary road trip. We're almost to Missouri already…

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    Dec 1, 2019

    1h 00m
13. 5

    Turn On Your Spook Light

    The Devil's Promenade? What does that even mean?! And what's that light?! Join Candace and Jeff to find out what the heck is going on out the middle of nowhere in Northeastern Oklahoma!

    Nov 23, 2019

    1h 08m
14. 4

    Lies, Allegations, and things better left unsaid!

    Whoa! This time it's personal! We spent this episode just freeballin' it. This was definitely a road trip moment between destinations where you discover just how weird your friends really are. Plus, Jeff puts a jazzy number at the beginning of this one instead of our usual theme cause, well, any...

    Nov 15, 2019

    1h 24m
15. 3

    Episode #2 Seminole, Oklahoma

    Join Candace and Jeff as they explore The Grisso Mansion in Seminole, Oklahoma. A little history, some spooky happenings and a ghost named Miko.

    Nov 8, 2019

    1h 06m
16. 2

    Let's Get Weird Ya'll!

    First episode! Intro song too long, bad mic job and we forgot to brings snacks! Still had fun on our first trip through Guthrie, Oklahoma where we discovered Guthrie's spooky history and learned about a cult who practiced removing negative energy by projecting it into soy milk. Oh, and the...

    Oct 31, 2019

    1h 01m
17. 1

    Nowhere USA - an awkward introduction

    Just sayin' "Hi!"

    Oct 27, 2019

    1m