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Nuclear Heat

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Nuclear Heat Podcast breaks down every crazy thing happening in the world of professional wrestling. Join us each week for the highlights, lowlights, ill-informed opinions, nerd rants, scathing wit, and self-aggrandizing nonsense.

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Episodes

  1. I'm Too Awkward for This Shit

    This week, Constable Cass brings you not one, but two million dollar ideas! Then we advise a son on how to deal with his unenlightened parents, help a man realize the truth about his relationship, and assist a family stuck in a very peculiar situation with their new house. We then finish you off...

  2. Down To Relationship

    This week Mike brings you a brilliant, not ridiculous, and definitely useful million dollar idea. We then help the mom of a burgeoning YouTube star, advise on another dog-related problem, and give a woman trying to decide between two very different men six possible solutions. And we all get our...

  3. Keeping You Cool

    Welcome back to the Good Idea Podcast! This week we bring you a million-dollar idea that could change they way people sleep forever! We then offer some tips for traveling abroad, help a father stuck in an awkward family situation, and advise a mom on how to reconcile her past while maintaining an...

  4. AEW All Out Mix A Six Pack Results Spectacular

    Cass buys a desk. Rob "discovers" a podcast. Mike is here too! Oh yeah, and we talk about AEW All Out. All on the Nuclear Heat Podcast. Added bonus...hear our names for Orange Cassidy and the Best Friends. Twitter @nuclearheatpod @constablecass @kingdingaling @nhpinterns @goodideapod Instagram...

  5. T.G.I. Observed on Mondays

    It’s the 10th episode of the Good Idea Podcast! On this episode, we have our most delicious million dollar idea yet. We also answer a listener question, assist a grandson in claiming his inheritance, help a very fashionable couple deal with their unfashionable children, and advise on how to avoid...

  6. The Good Advice You Don’t Deserve

    This week, we bring you a brilliant invention that will revolutionize the way you watch movies and TV! Then we give some good advice to a person that doesn’t deserve it, advise a woman on how to deal with her terrible sister, and help a person with social anxiety issues. We then finish you and…

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  7. AEW All Out Prediction Spectacular

    Nuclear Heat Podcast is back! This week Rob buys himself three Snickers. We also talk movies, explain our forced hiatus, name the Philly XFL team, and break down some wrestling news! We then bring you the AEW All Out Mix a Six Pack Challenge! We make our match predictions and talk all about the...

  8. A Classy Podcast for Classy People

    This week Constable Cass brings you two very classy million-dollar ideas! And we brain them out into at least ten more. Then we have a philosophical discussion on understanding the vastness of space, ponder the ramifications of time traveling to alter the past, and we help a couple decide to...

  9. A Family Episode

    This week’s scientifically-sound, good idea will save you from yet another embarrassing moment that could ruin your professional and personal relationships. We also advise a wife on how to best help her husband while he grieves for his mistress, help a woman decide how to allocate her estate...

  10. How Much Does She Be Shoppin?

    Ethical and moral boundaries cease to exist this week. Things start off sane with Professor Rob’s million dollar idea, but he quickly loses all control. We help a Republican connect with his wife’s Liberal boyfriend, advise on smart investing through the Franklin Mint, and let a young couple know...

  11. We’ll Brain it Out

    This week, we start with what is surely to be a million-dollar idea by developing a way to shame all non-hand-washers. We then change lives by advising on how to involve your friends in an MLM, help a man deal with his perv wife, and help a woman keep a secret. We then finish by doling out some…

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  12. Vince McMahon's Charm School for Girls

    In the Nuclear Heat fashion, this week Mike declares war on Starbucks, Constable Cass creates the new holiday All Wrestles Eve, and Rob tries to save this sinking ship. Also, we reveal some important breaking news, Bret Michaels and Shawn Michaels form the ultimate tag team, we go Behind the…

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  13. A Modest Proposal

    This week Constable Cass brings you an exclusive opportunity and not-at-all-a-scam billion dollar idea, Mike tries to gift you all his essence, and Rob fondly remembers ska music. We also help a confused mom, explain some science, teach a non-hugger how to hug using the power of alcohol, and…

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  14. The Lost Episode

    It’s episode three of Good Idea Podcast! This week we accidentally stumble into an actual million dollar idea! We help a dad connect with his kids through chess, take a fashion break, and reiterate that pets are more important than people and marriage isn’t real. We also have a very productive...

  15. The Attitude Era

    We’re back and badder than ever! That’s right, things get R-rated as we return to the Attitude Era! Constable Cass wraps up AEW Fighter Fest, Mike reveals the secret ingredient in the Bella Twins’ wine, and Rob adjusts his tinfoil hat to reveal he thinks he is being followed. We also go over all...

  16. Sightless in Seattle

    Constable Cass brings you a very controversial million dollar idea this week. Your hosts are split on this one with Rob describing it as repugnant. Also, Mike presents a brilliant bonus idea involving the Philly Phanatic, Gritty, and guns. Then we give some excellent first date advice, explain…

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  17. The Good Idea Podcast

    Attention Heels and Heaters! We've got a new podcast! Please enjoy, subscribe, and review! It's the first episode of the Good Idea Podcast! We jump right in our first week with Constable Cass's brilliant, million-dollar improvements for the WildWorks Rope Course at the Philadelphia Zoo's . Then…

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  18. The Eight Woo Salute

    This week we return to our NHP Goes to the TV series all about Viceland’s Dark Side of the Ring! Join us as we figure out that beer can develop film, fantasy book the Back to the Future remake, and form the NHP Detective Agency. We also talk about Gorgeous Gino, cereal bowls of cocaine, hair...

  19. NHP is All Elite

    Welcome back the drink beer, snap necks podcast! It’s time for the AEW Double or Nothing Mixed 6 Pack Challenge Results Spectacular! We discuss all the matches, winners, losers, surprises, and bloody messes from the most anticipated PPV of the year! Also, Constable Cass schools everyone on the...

  20. As Good as or Better Than WrestleMania

    This week we find out who won the Money in the Bank Mixed 6 Pack Challenge. We also discuss this week’s WWE nonsense as they continue to embrace their new slogan: “WWE: It’s Not Great, But It’s There.” We also improve Jericho’s new finisher, go over some wrestling news, determine which pie-based...

  21. Double or Nothing

    It’s the Double or Nothing Mixed 6 Pack Challenge! Join us as we pick our winners, place our bets, distract the dealer, and successfully pull off another elaborate casino heist. Who will win Dusty's love? Will all the Eliters go over again? Will Jericho debut his new finisher the Cruise Ship?…

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  22. More Shane Bucks, More Problems

    It’s the Money in the Bank Mix a 6 Pack Challenge! This week we drink some beers, take our boner pills, and make our PPV predictions. So make your picks, place your bets, look at pictures of Vince in a Speedo, and listen now. And don’t forget to check in next week to find out which of your fave...

  23. Candle in the Ring

    Things get super dark this week as we tackle two more episodes of Viceland’s Dark Side of the Ring. We discuss the the appropriate length for the spoiler waiting period, adult Disney people, and whether it’s technically fine to date a step sibling. Listen now as we get shooketh to the core by the...

  24. Dix of My Heart

    Your favorite wresting podcast is back! This week we bring you all the wrestling news, beer reviews, and movie spoilers you can handle. We also have ‘Everybody Fights, Gets Injuries’ updates, more news on the never-ending mess that is the SuperStar Shakeup, and we try to figure out exactly what…

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  25. The Nuclear Heat Experience

    This week we start things off light with some multi-verse theories before praising allegiance to the Night King. We discuss boner gimmicks, Mike discovers a classic in-ring moment, and we go over some pressing wrestling news. We also learn that WWE has now banned blading, rollerblading, fanny...

  26. Easier Than Reading a Biography

    This week on a very special episode we discuss the first two parts of Viceland’s documentary series The Dark Side of the Ring. Were Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth the greatest couple in wrestling? Is Jason Voorhees misunderstood? Does Mike buy into the Montreal Screw Job conspiracy theories? Are...

  27. SuperStar ShookUp

    Were you shooketh by the Shakeup? We break it all down, let you know where all your faves ended up, and discuss why Smackdown will always be the A show. We also get our dicks and women equipment out at the mere thought of Paul Rudd invading Thanos, Mike praises his new lord and savior Hello…

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  28. One Dollar = One Prayer

    We’re now living in a post-WrestleMania world, and things got crazy this week. Rob finds out that a hot dog is a sandwich, Constable Cass expertly reviews Pet Sematary, and Dick Guillotine brags about his mouth hug skills. We also learn all about Terminator 6, Boston Legal, Beverly Hills 90210…

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  29. KofiMania Results Spectacular

    It's the WrestleMania Mix a Case Challenge Results Spectacular! We just watched all 300 hours of WrestleMania, including the 4 hour preshow. We had a lot of beers, and we have a lot of thoughts. We discuss all the highs, lows, surprises, and nonsense of the biggest sports entertainment event of…

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  30. G1 SuperCard Results Spectacular

    It's the ROH/NJPW G1 SuperCard Mix a 6 Pack Challenge Results Spectacular! We consumed many tasty, alcoholic beverages and watched wrestling. Now we present our thoughts, musings, and questions about this weekend's other WrestleMania. Who won? Who lost? Who made a surprise appearance? Who brought...

  31. G1 SuperCard Mixed 6 Pack Challenge

    It’s the ROH/NJPW G1 SuperCard Mixed 6 Pack Challenge Prediction Spectacular! Join us as we make another illegal wager on one of the biggest wrestling shows of the year. Do we choose our desert island movies? What is our favorite beer? Who is the hottest Bond? Will Dick Guillotine’s complete lack...

  32. WrestleMania Mix a Case Challenge

    The biggest show of the year demands the biggest Nuclear Heat challenge of the year! That’s right Heels and Heaters, it’s not just a Mix a 6 Pack Challenge, we’re mixing a whole damn case! Join us as we make our WrestleMania 35 predictions and battle for the NHP trophy and a full case of…

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  33. Team Extreme

    It’s KofiMania week! COO GM Cheap Heat Constable Cass along with Dick and Rob, the Guillotine Brothers, get super hype for the Super Bowl of wrestling! This week Dick bribes a bathroom attendant with beer, the Constable introduces Slam Care, and Lil Rob won’t shut up about sustainable meat. We…

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  34. This is Libelous, Slanderly Talk

    This week we start off by massively spoiling Us, Shazam, Avengers: Endgame, and the Dirt before discussing which beer to drink on a sinking ship. Also, Constable Cass pines for Winston Duke, Dick Guillotine and Professor Rob go off on the listeners, we discuss only the most important wrestling...

  35. Butts, Butts, Butts Podcast

    We’re back heels and heaters, and we’re on the road to KofiMania! This week we talk hair metal, sophisticated television programming, Canadian beers, and the novelization of American Gladiators. We also dig deep into some wrestling news, brag about our gold medal, lift weights, eat burgers out of...

  36. Fastlane Mixed 6 Pack Results Show

    Today's episode features Rob and Cass, fresh off of watching the Fastlane PPV! So let's sit back, grab a tasty adult beverage, and listen in as we bring you all the winners, the losers, the comedy, and the hot takes from the final PPV on the road to Wrestlemania 35! Will our constable try to…

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  37. Fastlane Mixed 6 Pack Challenge

    2018's Best Comers are back with the Fastlane Mixed 6 Pack Challenge! This week Rob reveals what he'd buy if he were rich, Constable Cass presents a very controversial conspiracy theory, and Dick Guillotine advises WWE on how to improve their entrance ramp. We also discuss the best foods to eat...

  38. Those Jerks from that Jerk Podcast

    We’re on the road to Fastlane! This week Professor Rob gets emo, Constable Cass announces her future political career, and Dick Guillotine signs his hold harmless agreement for WrestleMania. We also officially announce the first beers from the NHP Brewery, do our best Bane impressions, and try to...

  39. Fighting with My Family

    In the inaugural episode of NHP Goes to the Movies, we saw Fighting with My Family! It's all about Paige, her family, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Is there a training montage? Does Paige overcome being pale and British and make it to the WWE? Will her brother ever stop being the worst? Listen…

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  40. No Flips, Just Dicks

    We may have had a bit too much champagne at Ric Flair’s birthday celebration because we’ve got a doozy of an episode for you this week. Dick Guillotine explains how to properly read tarot cards. Constable Cass hits on all the current superstars and legends. Professor Rob learns some new trivia...

  41. Everyone Fights, Gets Finishers

    Reunited and it feels so...good? Professor Rob, Constable Cass, and Dick Guillotine were all back in the studio this week, and things went off the rails immediately. First, we introduced the newest addition to the Nuclear Heat Universe: our very own coffee franchise. Then, we got ourselves banned...

  42. Mix a Six Pack Elimination Chamber Results

    Today we're watching Elimination Chamber! So let's sit back, grab a tasty adult beverage, and listen as Rob and Constable Cass, bring you all the winners, the losers, the comedy, and the hot takes from WWE's second PPV of 2019! Will Rob 3peat in the 6 pack challenge? Will the DEMON Finn Balor...

  43. Mixed 6 Pack Challenge: Elimination Chamber

    It's the Mixed 6 Pack Challenge: Elimination Chamber! Things start off with a polite and thoughtful discussion on some current controversial issues. Is it problematic to make fun of creeps? How many doctors should you consult with before removing your own leg? Who do we think will be the…

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  44. Whatcha gonna do Uce?

    On this week’s ep, Mike returns from suspension, Constable Cass makes some early Double or Nothing predictions, and Rob gets confused by cruise ship ghosts. We also discover what the shatter machine really is, learn all about the Uso’s remake of The Parent Trap, find out who the Jesus of WWE is,...

  45. Are You Still Talkin’ to Me?!

    On this week’s episode we talk rumors, drunk Tweeting with Jericho, and Arrested Wrestling. We also suss out the best way to hang up your $10,000 robe. Constable Cass reveals who she thinks AEW should be poaching from WWE. Rob learns about what the young people do on the Internet. So skip that...

  46. 100% Sustainable Nonsense

    We are now living in a post Royal Rumble world where anything can happen and all roads lead to Wrestlemania. Will Triple H’s step-daddy finally give him the power to make matches? When will Mojo Rawley’s Taxi Driver remake be released? Does Liv Tyler finally make her WWE debut? Will the Planet’s...

  47. Mix a Six Pack Royal Rumble Results

    Its officially the first PPV of 2019! So sit back, grab a tasty adult beverage, and listen as Rob, Constable Cass, and friends of the podcast Tammy and Erik bring you all the winners, the losers, the comedy, and the hot takes from Royal Rumble 2019! Will Constable Cass be number 30? What crazy...

  48. Royal Rumble Mix a Six Pack Challenge

    Listen in as 2/3 of the Best Wrestling Podcast in the World, Constable Cass and Rob, discuss the first PPV of 2019, The Royal Rumble! Where is the Empress of Tomorrow? Will Intercontinental Champion and Rene Young favorite, Bobby Lashley, win the Rumble? Will Rob win 2 prediction challenges in a...

  49. Ready to Rumble

    Mike requested his release this week, so as punishment he is sitting this one out with Heath Slater and Rhyno. COO General Manager Constable Cass and Professor Rob bring you all the nonsense from the Royal Rumble go home shows. Is there a hall of mirrors on Raw? Does everyone dunk all over John...

  50. Ruthless Regression

    This week on a very special episode of NHP, we find out why it’s ok to keep doing heroin if you stop doing coke, what Mike’s ideal date is, and why everyone on the Great British Bake Off is so happy. We also pitch Kung Fu Panda 4 to WWE Studios, give a limo a Street Fighter 2 style beat down, and...

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Nuclear Heat Podcast breaks down every crazy thing happening in the world of professional wrestling. Join us each week for the highlights, lowlights, ill-informed opinions, nerd rants, scathing wit, and self-aggrandizing nonsense.

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