Nulmania

Vinny Thomas joins the Nulmans to talk about Halloween. Barrie was an ear of corn, Joan was a hippie, Sam was Joan at the pool, and Vinny was a low budget spider.

Joan has a hard time getting rid of things, Barrie got divorced and needs to move out of her house, and Sam implores Joan to stop screaming the word, "Mexicans."

Joan learned she doesn't have to care about what everybody thinks, Sam learned it doesn't feel good to say hurtful things, and Barrie never really gets around to saying anything she learned.

Writer/actor, Siena East, comes on to grill Joan and Barrie about ghosts, why they take such hard left turns on the podcast, and to plug: Haunted Hotel which comes out on Netflix September 19th!

Joan has new rules about respect for the podcast, Sam snuck on a field trip to Philadelphia in high school, and Barrie's favorite movie is Cider House Rules.

Joan got kicked out of Weight Watchers for doing a bit, Barrie needs help, and Sam "can't understand."

Barrie doesn't like Beyonce, Sam doesn't like dogs, and Joan wants to be thrown in the ocean when she dies.

Joan lost a friend for not coming to a birthday, Barrie encountered bridezillas, and Sam just generally loves canceling plans.

Barrie got revenge on her boss, Sam got revenge on his college roommate, and Joan never got any real revenge on anyone.

Joan's parents made a bad impression with her in-laws, Barrie fell down and showed her "Britney Spears", and Sam shit his pants.

Barrie goes on a walk looking for gators, insists she has a 138 IQ, and Joan leaves the Zoom.

Joan told a man in Denmark that she hated Nixon, Sam didn't care about the Grand Canyon, and Barrie's never taken a road trip so she hates this episode.

Joan lights the Shabbat candles, the Nulmans barely discuss the topic, and Barrie's phone dies. To be honest, this one's a mess.

The Nulmans' cousin, Eric, pops on to give them a topic which devolves into a session of family therapy.

Joan thinks the board game Guess Who is still full of white people, Barrie wants Joan to start an Instagram account called "Stop Buying Toys," and Sam thinks Candy Land is bulls#!t.

Barrie keeps seeing butterflies, Sam hid being gay, and Joan was kicked out of Weight Watchers.

Joan encouraged Barrie to cheat on a high school boyfriend, Barrie thought that a penis on her leg would give her an STD, and Joan is disgusted by Sam's nose hair.

Barrie wishes she could fly, Sam wishes he could shape-shift, and Joan wishes she could talk to animals to find out if her cat loves her.

Barrie wanted her own reality show, Sam made Robert De Niro uncomfortable, and Joan mooned James Lipton.

Joan can't think of a topic. Tbh this might be the worst episode yet. Doesn't get interesting until the last half where Sam needs to explain to Joan and Barrie what transphobia is.

Sam remembers Pepsi Blue, Barrie realizes beepers were for rich people, and Joan thinks therapists shouldn't use curse words.

Joan hates when Barrie eats her ice cream, Sam hates when people say "Have fun," and Barrie hates sharing.

Barrie and Joan try on clothing while talking about chocolate as much as they possibly can until they get bored.

Barrie reads the clinical diagnosis for what a narcissist is and struggles to remember the names Penn & Teller.

Sam is high as Barrie sorts through clothing and Joan and her friend from college set a bed on fire with a joint.

The Nulmans answer questions from listeners.

We're all gonna die.

Joan's mom killed all her pets and Barrie still doesn't like Joan's stories.

Joan and Sam can't agree on what she taught him about Santa Claus and no one knows what a tricky tray is.

Joan is too old to foster a kid. Barrie says some stuff about Kabbalah. Sam is bored.

The Nulmans attempt to give each other compliments.

Joan thinks making friends as an old person is hard and Barrie doesn't.

Joan thinks kids have no respect for their parents anymore and Barrie and Sam establish that Sam was the favorite child.

Sam had many different boyfriends and Joan was in love with a gay man.

Barrie can't believe her friend spent $18,000 on a Caribbean cruise and Joan thinks if Barrie talks about her job on the podcast she'll get fired.

Joan wants to know what her children will do with her when she's senile and neither of them want to take her.

The Nulmans discuss some family history and Barrie is afraid of pedophiles.

Barrie thinks the 5 day work week is a prison and Sam has nothing to contribute.

Joan proposes that senior citizens should get cheaper TV. Barrie's husband and son interrupt the podcast creating our most chaotic episode thus far. Art by Efraim Klein Opening sting by Tommy Bowe

The Nulmans try and fail to name the podcast and then talk about dreams.

The Nulmans discuss plastic surgery and Joan finally figured out Zoom.

Joan, Barrie, and Sam Nulman are a Jewish family from New Jersey who do not get along but have inexplicably started a podcast. Every episode, they will discuss a topic until Sam's free Zoom account abruptly cuts them off. The topic for episode 1 is "podcasts." Warning: The first 4 minutes is Joan trying to figure out Zoom. Art by Efraim Klein Opening sting by Tommy Bowe