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Number 1 on iTunes
by Number 1 on iTunes
Number 1 on iTunes, a podcast for friends based in Albuquerque, Los Angeles and Philadelphia exploring pop culture and punk/hardcore nerd-assery.
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EPISODE 92 - THE LADS ARE BACK
THE LADS ARE BACK!!!! We return from a six month hiatus to talk the latest!! Cole and Matt saw Oasis, Tyrone is old and we came together to discuss POLITRICKS, music, Hospital Fest and potential sex pests, a mysterious gathring at the Youth Attack showcase, BROTHERHOOD, new music and much more! We'll be back! Promise!!
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EPISODE 91 - THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL COOL
ANNND we're back! This week we talk about your canceled faves, Brand New, hardcore band drama, straight edge bands that make us feel cool, Cole's time at the Rebirth Records showcase, Pantera records, Matty Healy of The 1975's favorite records list, Knocked Loose mosh discourse and much more. Tap in!!
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EPISODE 90 - DATE SPOTS AND DATED TAKES!!
WE'RE BACK! Better late than never!! It's dated but it's good!! We discuss getting into a Deftones gig, Cole and Matt linking up in San Diego, CALI living, where you took your dates in high school (while you were also in high school btw), the glory days of Macaroni Grill, first date spots, our struggle meals, Cole's controversial lace choices, polos and oi culture, the Oscars (lol), Baylen Out Loud and much more!!! TAP IN!!!!!!!!
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EPISODE 88.2 - TFW YOUR SISTER'S PANTS AREN'T TIGHT ENOUGH
Well, we're back!!!! We talk about Kendrick Lamar's subversive Super Bowl halftime show, bad deathcore and mallcore, what our deathcore/metalcore bands would sound like, metalcore stupidity, bands from Scene's past, the Grammy's?, new releases (to prove we listen to modern stuff and not shitty hardcore) and more!!!! We'll be back sooner than later!!!!!!
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EPISODE 87 - WE'RE ALMOST THERE
We're back!!!!!!! This might be our holiday special but this week we discuss religously-inclusive coffee shops, some CEO unaliving, Jay Z happenings, Good Charlotte catching strays, another CNN blunder, drones on the east coast, more pop punk, suitable mosh styles and beatdowns, recent releases and much more!!!
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EPISODE 86 - EOTY BRAIN ROT
AND WE'RE BACK! This week we talk streamer drama, the Rolling Stone AOTY list, the dissolution of Sick New World and what it means for fests and its attendees. We also discuss the "effects" of Knocked Loose on late night TV on the culture and our opinions regarding its significance (if any). Listen in!!!!
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EPISODE 85 - MTK RIDES THE S*BIAN
HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! Sorry this wasn't up for your commute! This week we talk about our swing to Right Wing Podcasting, XM radio, Drake taking the fattest L, Ice Spice out-Pitchforking Kendrick, pop artist discussions, Grammy nominations, Coworker Metal, entering the Revolver era, Coachella sucking and a bunch more!!!!
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EPISODE 84 - A WALKING PARADOX
Life happened and this is a week late! We engage in post-election discourse, our move to Blue Sky, train-hopping, Charli XCX on SNL, Cole's experience at the recent NYC Cold World show, Matt's excursion to a strange Static Dress/Jager Henry show, the seventh anniversary of Lil Peep's death, another damn When We Were Young and the potential decline of festival season, Kublai Khan's purpose and TikTok fame, heavy music as pop music, SEX IS FREE, new music we've been enjoying and more!!!
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EPISODE 83 - FEELING SASSY
We're back!!!! Life happens but we're back. This week we talk yet another whack festival, Matt gives us a recap of La Haine's first US show in six years, we explore Cole's sass experience, Tyrone talks about noise, the sad state of things and a bunch of other stuff. Listen in! :))) See ya next for Halloween! :)))))
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EPISODE 82 - FREAKIN' OFF
Sorry for the wait! We're a week late but we circle back to discuss Dave Grohl and his out of wedlock Freak Off, Diddy and his Freak Off's, Tonka the Chimp's Freak Off, Warped Tour and it's attendants' Freak Off's, Kamala Harris and her genocidal Freak Off's, the Freak Off that is stand-up comedy and much more!!!!!!
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EPISODE 81 - JUGGALO SON OR BRAT DAUGHTER
ANNND WE'RE BACK! This week we talk Linkin Park's controversial singer choice, glizzy contests, monkey murder p0rn, cover sets, deathcore as crossover, nu-metal is top tier NYHC, alleged face splattering, Emmure (NYHC stalwarts), disrespecting Albuquerque, Aurora's (Valenzuelan) Big Takeover, Xibalba's classic music video, Wes Eisold sues again and much more!! RIP Rich Homie Quan.
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EPISODE 80 - FEELIN' SUPERSONIC
The lads are back for another ep!!! This week we touch upon news of reuniting of rock powerhouse ... LA HAINE who will be playing their first show in six years. Follow them on IG for all updates: https://www.instagram.com/lahaineus We also talk about some Brit band reuniting, ~*race relations, shout out Athlean X, the new Fontaines D.C. record (which is great), Tiny Desk booking trash to spite Black Music Appreciation Month, Boondock Saints being A1 trash, Cole's night out at the Power Trip show and much more!!! Listen in!!! Please!!!
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EPISODE 79 - TANGIN' AROUND
And we're back!!! This week we talk about chimp actors, more shows, Tyrone's obsession with cars, Marilyn Manson sucking, moshing, Cole hurting people moshing, friends & shenanigans, Sexyy Red's cosmetic endeavors, sociapathic behavior, punk/hardcore corporate sponsorships, lots more nu metal stuff, Matt having a terrible realization and more!!! Listen in!!!
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EPISODE 78 - NOSTALGIA ULTRA
We're back! Tune in as Matt and Cole give us the scoop on breakdancing in the Olympics LIVE (at the time). What are the modern day Four Pillars? Do RXKNephew break or Write? We also talk about Kanye West's jacked dentist and whether or not he would fit in on Love Island, as well as hardcore fests (again), chickenhuntin', Juggalo rap, pop punk, nu metal, nu metal music videos, Marilyn Manson and how he's not heavy (and he sucks), our VP nominees and much more!!!! Tune in and we'll see ya next week! Sorry for the audio toward the beginning!
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EPISODE 77 - THINGS HAVE GOTTEN ~*WEIRD
AND WE'RE BACK! We talk about the Olympics, the events we are watching, our respective Breaking phases, real hip hop, Gojira being badass during the opening ceremony, physical and how much it rules, beatdown beef, terrible internet leak sites of old, music releases we've been enjoying and much more! Sorry for the spotty audio quality, Tyrone's mic cable decided not to work!
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EPISODE 76 - #1 IS brat
Annnnd we're back! We apologize for the delay as life happened and we couldn't get together to record. This week we discuss leaning like a cholo, dancing with the devil, the absurd political events (a$$asinations, pres stepping down, etc.), hardcore shows/fests, which Jackass/CKY member we'd vibe with, the Ridgewood noise bonanza, Longlegs, Maxxxine and much more! RIP to Joe Tavita of Lose None/On a Warpath. Rest easy, brother.
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EPISODE 75 - SO SEXY ALMOST EVIL
SORRY FOR THE DELAY but we're back! Somehow we end up talking about Wale (?) and then we discuss 20 years of Eighteen Visions' Obsession album, streamer drama, potential sponsorships, Furiosa, Cole getting sicky at the hardcore show, mosh styles, LA fashion and more! :) RIP Shifty Shellshock!
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EPISODE 74 - WALKIN' ON THE SUN
AND WE'RE BACK!!! This week we have loads to talk about! Matt hung out at the No Values Festival and gives us his FULL scene report. Cole caught some rad hardcore shows in Philly over the weekend and gives us a recap. We also discuss Candy Apple from Denver, bands pulling out of Download Festival, Ronald Radke continuing to scream into the void, new records from Candy and Charli XCX (as well as our thoughts re: this record and album cycle) and much, much more!! Peep the new Candy Apple record, Comatose: https://candyapple.bandcamp.com/album/comatose The new Candy record, It's Inside You, rocks! https://candygonnadie.bandcamp.com/album/it-s-inside-you Don't forget to stream La Haine's record, As Seasons Change, So Do You, to celebrate it turning 10! https://lahaine505.bandcamp.com/album/as-seasons-change-so-do-you
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EPISODE 73 - Wah Gwan Jane Doe Hoodie
After a few snags, we're back! Is wearing a Jane Doe hoodie in 2024 the move? We speak about the polarization of the iconic image and the ramifications of transitions to Beard Metal. We also talk about the state of hardcore fests, the death and "legacy" of Steve Albini, in addition to a discussion of the very unique "the death and birth of an angel" EP by fallingwithscissors and the progression of metalcore. Check out the fallingwithscissors EP: https://fallingwithscissors.bandcamp.com/album/the-death-and-birth-of-an-angel Check out the bangin' new Direct Threat EP: https://ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/endless-siege-lungs-269 Check out Candy Apple's new great LP, Comatose: https://candyapple.bandcamp.com/album/comatose
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EPISODE 72 - STAGEDIVES TO BOARD ROOMS!!
TGIF! We're back!!! We delve into a little bit of Sick New World talk, Kendrick Lamar's response and the commodification of punk rock in order to suceed in corporate America as discussed in the article FROM STAGE TO STRATEGY: HOW HARDCORE PUNK ETHICS REVOLUTIONIZE BUSINESS LEADERSHIP(https://idioteq.com/from-stage-to-strategy-how-hardcore-punk-ethics-revolutionize-business-leadership/) We'll be back next week!!! Check out the new Alienator "Time to Die" record on Unlawful Assembly: https://unlawfulassembly.bandcamp.com/album/alienator-time-to-die Peep the new Direct Threat "Endless Siege" record on Iron Lung Records: https://ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/endless-siege-lungs-269
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EPISODE 71 - IS ONLY CHASING SAFETY
THIS WEEK, WE'RE ONLY CHASING SAFETY. This week we discuss our favorite and least favorite Coachella moments, the Deftones, Sky Ferreira's banging Lady A cover, the Drake/Rick Ross beef, the importance and shift in young peoples' relationship with "classic" music, as well as the importance of Underoath's landmark album, "We're Only Chasing Safety", as the death nail of late 90's/early 2000's alt landscape as it stood. I never thought we could talk about Underoath this much. Pre-order Candy Apple's new LP, "Comatose": https://www.convulserecords.com/product/preorder-candy-apple-comatose-12 Cop the latest Manic Mantra tapes: https://www.convulserecords.com/category/manic-mantra Scoop the latest Ineffable Slime release, "Stalking the Sphinx": https://www.virtueslabel.com/product/ineffable-slime-stalking-the-sphinx-cd
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EPISODE 70 - NO GF REVEAL ... YET
LIFE HAPPENS BUT WE'RE BACK! We talk about math and computers only being as smart as its user, the mystery that is Coachella 2024, J. Cole/Kendrick/Drake ... you know, music releases, The Curse, THE ECLIPSE, THE EARTHQUAKE, jeans and the wrong cut, bad podcasts, bad shows, the Roadhouse remake and much more!!!
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EPISODE 69 - #1 HELL UP IN HARLEM
WE'RE BACK!!! This week we're the recipients of Matt's inaugural LA SCENE REPORT as he shares his experience seeing The Consequence on their ongoing West Coast tour. Also discussed is the stagnation in the space of Mosh, traveling Hardcore Fests and the gripes of its attendees, the Hatebreed disrespect, bringing back lyric tees, legendary Two-Steppers, Mosh Mixtapes and Sean Combs, Diddy do it or nah? Check out the new American Culture single, "Survive": https://youtu.be/1VNdF-3M3nw?si=it7J4jhaQPkKHoPy Buy new tapes from Manic Mantra! https://www.convulserecords.com/category/manic-mantra
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EPISODE 68
WE ONLY TALK ABOUT BAD BANDS! This week we touch upon Agnostic Front lyrics written by teenagers, psychobilly with dignity, A Day to Remember's star-studded headlining tour, moshing at Rise Against shows, shows we've been kicked out of, Riff Policing, the swift/embarrassing movement of Hardcore Twitter, Dan Schneider creep news, girlfriend shows and more talks of bad bands!!!! Go check out The Consequence on their west coast tour! https://youthattack.bandcamp.com/album/the-consequence Go peep Candy Apple, in general!!! https://www.instagram.com/candyapplenoise/ https://youtu.be/nwOGj6XU4PQ?si=ODDSt22El6WhJ29M Go peep the new Blood Rage drop and get the sick zine!! https://bloodrage.bigcartel.com/
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EPISODE 67
WE'RE BACK ON HUMP DAY! (We recorded on hump day, at least) This week we discuss Dune 2, AOC's absolute cowardice, Power Trip ~*drama, pre-Orchid show shenanigans, bands with whom we've obtained a Late Pass™, Gen Z pop punk and more!!!! Listen! Please!!! Check out the new American Culture music video discussed on this episode: https://youtu.be/teUbtMwL4RU?si=2WJKoHoiT0FJaRzO Go pre-order the new tapes on Manic Mantra! https://www.convulserecords.com/category/manic-mantra
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Episode 66
AND WE'RE BACK! Tyrone had COVID and everyone got busy so we skipped a week. This week we discuss fast casual dining, white meat McNuggets, The Escuela Grind Incident, Diddy and his various "exploits", fun recent music releases we've enjoyed, sitcoms/TikTok celeb cameos, Charli XCX's Boiler Room and more!!! See ya next week! :)))
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Episode 65
This week we talk about our general feelings toward the holiday, Italian food, SPORTS BALL happenings, a lack of Stars, Kanye, the state of hardcore fests and other general gripes. Tap in and let us know where you're taking your Beloved for this lovely holiday. :))))
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Episode 64
AS PROMISED, WE ARE BACK. This week we discuss Revolver magazine tunes, Matt's workout routine, Cole's Apple Vision Pro experience, Tyrone's Lumberjack Distro orders, aged nomenclature, our sartorial pasts and more!!! See ya next week!1!! :3333
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Episode 63
Hey, after two years, we're back! Matt's got a mic and we're rollin'. We chat about Moz canceling his LA show, pop stars violating the sanctity of hardcore, the current state of hardcore, New Mexico-centric TV shows and much more. We'll catch you next week. :)
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 62
Three months later and we are back! We talk about our (and maybe others') respective Spotify Wrapped things, Tyrone being robbed of access to yet another streaming service, Cole's newfound artistic ability, Ghislaine's dang trial, MTV.com, C*VID variants, a lot of new music, physical music media and MUCH MORE!!! LISTEN!!! We'll talk to y'all soon!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 61
We're back!!! Like everyone else, we talk about Donda and Certified Lover Boy BUT we discuss Kacey Musgraves's new jawn and Turnstile's ascent. We also discuss new music releases, Sleigh Bells's lasting influence, Tr*mp's hosting of Triller's 9/11 event, Reservation Dogs, shows we're attending/attended and much more! Tune in!!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 60
BRINGING BACK THE SPIRIT OF '88. Mamma Mia, it's time for our quarterly episode! We're back! Matt and Cole are finally home after WEEKS of jet-setting, and Tyrone pushed pause on whatever N*BM lathe-cut record to play catch-up. We talk about v*ccinations, C*VID, music festivals, HxC kids' unveiling as uber posers, K*nye, Olympics and whatever the hell else crosses our minds. Pop culture!! Listen! See ya next time!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 59
EMERGENCY POD ALERT We reconvene to record a special episode to discuss the Madball show that happened in Tompkins Square Park. A month ago. We talk about shows that are clown shoes, deathcore luminaries and deathcore as high art, Olivia Rodrigo, reopening, Youth Attack!, American Idol (lol), Creed, Cypress Hill actually being super cool and a bunch of other stuff. LISTEN!!!!!!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 58
We recorded this last week and it is now going up, my bad! We recap the Jake Paul going's-on of the prior weekend and how dumb he is, Cole's intimidating ink, Matt's social life in a post-COVID Los Angeles, Q-Anon documentaries, the upcoming season of that whack-ass Aziz Ansari show, mid-2000's hardcore being the worst and a bunch more. Come thru!!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 57
Annnnnnnd we're back! Our wonderful friend, Dan of the band Worn, returns to discuss with us the state of movies in 2020/2021 (like, damn, we talk about movies for like 45 minutes), masks, hardcore, stopping people from moving to New Mexico, Tyrone invading Wilkes-Barre, the new Candy Apple LP, the new Worn LP, DMX (RIP) and some other stuff. Listen!!! Check out the new Worn LP: https://wornhardcore.bandcamp.com/album/human-work Pre-order the new Candy Apple LP: https://convulserecords.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-dreams-of-violence
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 56
After a month and a half, live from our compound in Texas, WE ARE BACK. With every other podcast calling dibs on every cool piece of info, we discuss stimmy purchases, bread, shows, MerchNow.com, POT and new music. Pray for Matt's LA privileges. Also, s/o Elle for the music rec's, hehe.
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 55
And we're back! Episode 55! Listen to Matt broker a B I G deal on the air. What is the Doge to Chaturbate token conversion rate? We also discuss Rush Limbaugh, TikTok and jars, new music, Donnie Darko, Entourage and various other pieces of media. S/o Texas!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 54
Annnnd we're back! New prez, new pod! We survived The Insurrection and we're back to chat about all of the current events. We talk about Travis Barker, a Kardashian, pop-punk/hardcore linkages, keeping that Essential Mindset, more COVID shit and racist. sports. teams. Listen in! Also, go buy a Raw Breed hoodie! https://rawbreed.bandcamp.com/merch/blood-oath-hoody Watch Tyrone's stupid cycling videos: https://youtu.be/wK5jtuw-GwY
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 53
We feel like Morpheus. WE'RE BACK. Happy Holidays! Happy New Year! This week, we chat about Nikes, pleasers, REAL sports, allowable terminology, bad podcast interviews (hehe) and Playboi Carti's new record. We talk about a lot of stuff but mostly Playboi Carti and the controversy surrounding his new album, Whole Lotta Red. Lol. LISTEN IN!!!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 52
Hey, annnnd we're back! This week, we discuss Pearl Harbor, Pop-Punk Pandemic shows, very mid-ass monoliths, the homophobic Biden administration, streaming movie deals, dog stuff, Elon Musk baby stuff and Emmure as the most innovative NYHC band. TUNE INNNNN!!!!!!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 51
Hey buds, we're back! Real President-Elect hours. This week we talk about the whack Xbox, Jake Paul's foray into the fistic arts, Roshe Runs, Tilly's, Weedmaps, pop punk, THE GREAT RESET, some bunk-ass monolith and other stuff. Expect sound effects. Also, listen to the new Of Feather of Bone record, Sulfuric Disintegration. https://offeatherandbone666.bandcamp.com/album/sulfuric-disintegration
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 50
Whoops, another one going up late! This week, we have on Denver Wolf Pack's finest, Gordie from Raw Breed/The Consequence/Direct Threat and a bunch of other bands. We recorded this the week of the election at a much later time so listen in!!! We had no president elect, we talk a lot of about hardcore specifics and AC/DC. And other stuff! Listen to Raw Breed!! https://rawbreed.bandcamp.com/
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 49
HEY! Due to matters related to impending doom, this episode is a lil late but never fret, it'll be fun to listen to for a bit! Our good friend, Dan of the band Worn, stops by to chop it up. We talk about Borat, hardcore, more hardcore and who knows? It's been a week! All that matters is that Worn just finished their first LP which will be out early next year. CHECK OUT WORN!!!!
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 48
Straight outta 2008, and after another two months, Number 1 on iTunes is B A C K. We talk about current events, the Obama/McCain election, white belts, Cursed shirts and more 2008 stuff. We also talk about 2020's cursed election, American idiocy and American Pie greatness. S/o Alec for the guest appearance! LISTEN IN!!!!!!!
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Real Funky Spankers - Episode 51
Episode 51 is here! We welcome fall by listening to some rocking jams and chopping it up. TikTok is the future and let's go Justin Gaethje!!! (And Bobby Knuckles!) Access this week's playlist by CLICKING HERE! Listen to the Straw Man Army song played on this episode by CLICKING HERE! (Also buy the record, it rules.)
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Real Funky Spankers - Episode 50
Annnnd we're back! Just in time for the changing of seasons. We post up on a lovely Saturday morning to hang out and listen to some tunes, as well as discuss what's been going in the last month and a half. Listen in! Click here to listen to this week's playlist!! Also listen to "Riddle of the Skies" by Iron Age! https://youtu.be/4z2v1IScHXc Click here to follow us on Instagram!
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Real Funky Spankers - Episode 49
Annnnnnnnd we're back!! It's been five months but better late than never! You know the drill, we listen to some tracks and chat amongst ourselves. We recap what the heck we've been doing in our time away—trials, tribulations, etc. Wow. What a time. This felt great! Click here for this week's playlist! Listen to the tracks not on Spotify below: Joaquin's tracks! Hiroshi Sato, "Picnic" ALSO check out the homie Dustin's new mixtape, "FTP"
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 47
And we're back! This week we discuss wild shit poppin' off in Lebanon, the bleak American political landscape, new music releases and various scene bands. Listen in!!!!!!!!!
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Experiments in Central Listening - Cole's Morning Show (08/05)
Here is episode #4 of Cole's Untitled Morning Show. Enjoy! Experiments in Central Listening is a series of solo episodes produced by members of our beloved Central Listening Station network.
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Number 1 on iTunes - Episode 46
We sort of play catch-up. We come face-to-face with David Guetta's George Floyd shout-out, Kanye's presidential run, the upcoming NBA season, Tory Lanez standing a confirmed 5'3", Del Taco and a bunch of other stuff. The world's on fire! Listen in!
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