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Nuzzle House

by Glen Nuzzles

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature, debate things and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

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  1. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 3

    We learn: finally finished this chapter- too bad no one cared Jane talks her way out of marrying her cousin I don’t think I can keep these people happy in the town hall Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t...

  2. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 2

    We learn: The cat butlers are becoming destructive St. John is trying to make Jane a kind of pastors-wife/slave St. John doesn’t let money get in the way of his being a dick Go on, read it for yourself:...

  3. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 1

    We learn: Jane is going out of her way to make sure everyone knows she's a ‘cool’ rich person The butler cats are taking over a town St. John isn’t being very appreciative for a guy who’s supposed to get her money Go on, read it for yourself:...

  4. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 33

    We learn: There’s a hobo on my train Jane is rich! She’s going to pay people to love her Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups....

  5. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 32

    We learn: Jane selflessly decides to cultivate love when she can’t do it for herself. I get to promote a horror movie called “Crack” about an ASMR chiropractor coming out on Screamify later this year. I didn’t get paid to promote “Crack”. I’m just doing it because they’re not spam - and I’m...

  6. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 31

    We learn: Mr. St. John has WANTS We get caught in a rain storm Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story…

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  7. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 30

    We learn: On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her We outrun the cops! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your...

  8. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 29

    We learn: We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies” The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  9. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 27 Part 2 & CH 28

    We learn: Jane hits the road I pick up a hitch hiker We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime...

  10. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 27 Part 1

    We learn: This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like We’re living out of a car for a while Go on, read it for...

  11. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 26

    We learn: I found a void room. It was fine. Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me Go on, read it for yourself:...

  12. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 25

    We learn: We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion Jane thinks she sees a vampire The attic is full of ghosts who love shitty bands Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t...

  13. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 24

    We learn: I’ve discovered a place to hide in this mansion- but it’s creepy Jane is negging Rochester, and its working There were a few questionable words used in this book, some of them REALLY questionable Go on, read it for yourself:...

  14. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 23

    We learn: RoCheSteR is still a manipulative jerk. He’s not even hot enough to make it worth it my “relatives” have finally left the house, but they drugged my food RoCheSteR finally proposes after playing games with the other woman in his life Go on, read it for yourself:...

  15. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 22

    We learn: Jane is fed up with her old people I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion my relatives are perverts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  16. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 21

    We learn: Jane is threatening to get a new job and Rochester is being a controlling jerk about it I can’t find a new place to live, so I’m still at the rented mansion Mrs. Reed would rather keep a kid around to hate- than send her off to someone else who wanted her. Go on, read it for yourself:...

  17. Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 20

    We learn: Renting a mansion for a night sucks Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it? Go on, read it for yourself:...

  18. ## 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 20

    We learn: Renting a mansion for a night sucks Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it? Go on, read it for yourself:...

  19. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 19

    We learn: I don’t have a home anymore Rochester plays ‘pranks’ apparently I don’t have home insurance Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud...

  20. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 18

    We learn: They play charades with WHOLE COSTUMES and everything I LOVE snausages The mansion is on fire Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud...

  21. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 17

    We learn: My cat-servants are FINE Jane is really jealous of Rochesters guests- and they’re ALL UGLY One of the cats has a gun Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your...

  22. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 16

    We learn: Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people Jane gets REALLY weird about it You’re jealous that I have kids Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your...

  23. Masterpiece Auditorium: 'Cute But Prickly' by Lauren Esker

    We learn: Orphans have secrets If you go on a vacation with your mom, prepare for her to know you’re having sex We learn all about how to start a generator Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/cute-but-prickly-lauren-esker/e15c6888b138ba7e?ean=9798877470002\&next=t Listen...

  24. Two Books One Cup: House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup S2 EP2 - Homecoming

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Its proven that Grakas has never had sex with that woman Grakas has decided that he is gay Grakas is NOT the father Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing…

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  25. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 15

    We learn: I’m still really sick Turns out? Rochester is kind of a loser I pee in the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown...

  26. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 14

    We learn: I’m really sick Rochester STILL sucks. Christ what an asshole Nurses that get high, suck Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for...

  27. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup S2 EP1 - Homecoming

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Bogdub goes home and shows off for her parents Bogdub’s dad has secrets Elton does an Irish accent the whole time (ugh) Support Two Books, One Cup by...

  28. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 13

    We learn: Mr. Rochester is a dick The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless I don’t have time for this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  29. Two Books One Cup: Supernatural vs. Libraries

    We learn: David Duchovny should have won an award for his role on Zoolander Elton had a REALLY hard childhood Supernatural went on for way too long. That was their curse. Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle...

  30. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 12

    We learn: We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss We’re back in the mansion for some reason The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  31. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 17 - The end of the quest

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: The battle was won Elton can’t stop saying bad words Everyone gets what they want Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:...

  32. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 11

    We learn: It was a long chapter- no time for fun We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was Adele sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime...

  33. Two Books One Cup: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl

    A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl We learn: Elton sounds like a frog Glen once had a crush on Dr. Girlfriend Hávamál was written by a lonely little man Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:...

  34. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 10

    We learn: I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before Turns out? You can be a 12yr old teacher if you want Go on, read it for yourself:...

  35. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 16 - Tree fight!

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Sir Bradford is weird, so we caged him Belak Doesn’t have much time to tell us about the stock options An emo god is in the tree Support Two Books, One Cup by...

  36. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 15 - The gang uses their illusion

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas is finally tall, and wet. Elton is still dead (thank God) We run into Sir Bradford Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:...

  37. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 9

    We learn: I somehow ended up in New Jersey Helen Burnes makes sure to spread her disease all over Jane before the big sleep ‘Born to Run’ is growing on me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen...

  38. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 14 - Elton dies and we negotiate with goblins

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We talk a goblin into starting a union Kobalds can have wings Elton is dead! Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:...

  39. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 8

    We learn: I got pulled over for tabs Jane is vindicated! The DMV blows Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle...

  40. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 13 - Awards are given, including potatoes

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Goblins keep fighting Kobalds Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO Steven-shit-eater was the best of us Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:...

  41. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 7

    We learn: We got drive-thru! That was fun Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow. Reading books to old people sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  42. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 6

    We learn: There are random amateur matches in Iowa! We get more info on how school sucks The saddest girl in the world actually likes it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  43. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 12- Enter Bogdub

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Giants are sometimes pacifists There are times when jujitsu can’t help you Elton made a race-war hole Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:...

  44. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 5

    We learn: My car makes weird sounds The kid gets to school and its really boring A party bus with hot women! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read...

  45. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 11 - Meepo’s coming of age

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: A Squonk is acquired A Troll is fought Meepo is actually useful Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:...

  46. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 4

    We learn: This kid is never going to get sent to school Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer She’s been living in an actual closet? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t...

  47. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 3

    We learn: The blood room is toxic The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her Our hero is going to school Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere:...

  48. 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 1 & 2

    We learn: Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her There’s a blood room for time outs You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die Go on, read it for yourself:...

  49. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 10 - Dragonpriest

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is The gang successfully completes their first...

  50. House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 9 - Kobold Party

    We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch Figs drops his god for some guy in a band Meepo can actually fight! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature, debate things and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

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Glen Nuzzles

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