Nuzzle House

We learn: Jane is fed up with her old people I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion my relatives are perverts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a89e59e6-1745-42e2-8784-3b36e01a8445

We learn: Jane is threatening to get a new job and Rochester is being a controlling jerk about it I can’t find a new place to live, so I’m still at the rented mansion Mrs. Reed would rather keep a kid around to hate- than send her off to someone else who wanted her. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/419eaeba-502f-438a-b0e4-7af2a0c0b906

We learn: Renting a mansion for a night sucks Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b661fdfb-38e1-4092-8aea-5db75d9305f5

We learn: Renting a mansion for a night sucks Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/dbbde03e-90c1-47d3-95de-3b33709239aa

We learn: I don’t have a home anymore Rochester plays ‘pranks’ apparently I don’t have home insurance Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/bda12084-ced6-4c5e-8854-54a4b233ae77

We learn: They play charades with WHOLE COSTUMES and everything I LOVE snausages The mansion is on fire Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3d3ff830-e35e-4c03-b038-efcbab26c43e

We learn: My cat-servants are FINE Jane is really jealous of Rochesters guests- and they’re ALL UGLY One of the cats has a gun Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eff91f26-bac7-401a-ab54-3287cb3ed064

We learn: Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people Jane gets REALLY weird about it You’re jealous that I have kids Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0b9683d2-4c4a-4554-97a9-7f83a1d3ea6c

We learn: Orphans have secrets If you go on a vacation with your mom, prepare for her to know you’re having sex We learn all about how to start a generator Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/cute-but-prickly-lauren-esker/e15c6888b138ba7e?ean=9798877470002\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/39415b50-3a52-4e4f-adee-14bc850af1be

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Its proven that Grakas has never had sex with that woman Grakas has decided that he is gay Grakas is NOT the father Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/c3cab0d9-1aff-4d89-ae5b-01b8c5848f2f

We learn: I’m still really sick Turns out? Rochester is kind of a loser I pee in the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9ecac6d4-6614-446a-9859-b1881a7f2909

We learn: I’m really sick Rochester STILL sucks. Christ what an asshole Nurses that get high, suck Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/454696a4-96c5-4406-aaa6-14a0b2f2bfbc

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Bogdub goes home and shows off for her parents Bogdub’s dad has secrets Elton does an Irish accent the whole time (ugh) Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d1c751a9-0457-4fce-9194-a5dba563677f

We learn: Mr. Rochester is a dick The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless I don’t have time for this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/46d327ce-e875-48f9-82c4-3dd3afa3f2cb

We learn: David Duchovny should have won an award for his role on Zoolander Elton had a REALLY hard childhood Supernatural went on for way too long. That was their curse. Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8b988726-2382-4cfb-993a-4765d3af9f26

We learn: We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss We’re back in the mansion for some reason The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/cb4a65b9-d14d-4a95-a2de-3d77b96cf7cd

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: The battle was won Elton can’t stop saying bad words Everyone gets what they want Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e90e5f54-a83a-4f59-b332-9bd12b3ecffb

We learn: It was a long chapter- no time for fun We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was Adele sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8fcb6722-3f22-4fdb-89dc-a53fcf3e51bc

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl We learn: Elton sounds like a frog Glen once had a crush on Dr. Girlfriend Hávamál was written by a lonely little man Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/fd166ccc-9b7a-4f63-b98b-b19718d8ba28

We learn: I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before Turns out? You can be a 12yr old teacher if you want Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d5a7e449-9e46-4aea-8052-5170e258b669

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Sir Bradford is weird, so we caged him Belak Doesn’t have much time to tell us about the stock options An emo god is in the tree Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e4137ce8-35a9-4fe0-868a-7437a568f8fc

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas is finally tall, and wet. Elton is still dead (thank God) We run into Sir Bradford Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3176a527-98c5-42f4-a05f-1535453224a5

We learn: I somehow ended up in New Jersey Helen Burnes makes sure to spread her disease all over Jane before the big sleep ‘Born to Run’ is growing on me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/16818bba-c07a-43ce-a238-0f19381b156a

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We talk a goblin into starting a union Kobalds can have wings Elton is dead! Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/95c88d73-dcf7-40e4-824a-f920a511175c

We learn: I got pulled over for tabs Jane is vindicated! The DMV blows Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/82425650-a396-47e2-b548-e02e299845a8

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Goblins keep fighting Kobalds Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO Steven-shit-eater was the best of us Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/cca29d46-9518-4aed-90f9-927864f1de26

We learn: We got drive-thru! That was fun Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow. Reading books to old people sucks Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d12ef279-7779-4048-84da-6779cb547af9

We learn: There are random amateur matches in Iowa! We get more info on how school sucks The saddest girl in the world actually likes it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0abe2ce8-1937-4c1b-a3f8-0c5a1a808674

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Giants are sometimes pacifists There are times when jujitsu can’t help you Elton made a race-war hole Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9973a0c6-cb16-43ad-bf6d-2bbcdcf1ada8

We learn: My car makes weird sounds The kid gets to school and its really boring A party bus with hot women! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/30bbc02a-bfc0-474f-ac07-465732360db7

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: A Squonk is acquired A Troll is fought Meepo is actually useful Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a63b2f3d-db59-4dbc-ab6c-cd00b9ead1ab

We learn: This kid is never going to get sent to school Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer She’s been living in an actual closet? Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9bc38f6e-a30d-4b12-966c-76327b2a44bc

We learn: The blood room is toxic The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her Our hero is going to school Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3125751b-aab6-4ce8-988d-cbb97dc7cca9

We learn: Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her There’s a blood room for time outs You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5d4388c4-e9e3-492d-8f56-665b817217bc

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is The gang successfully completes their first quest Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9968f32c-7017-4c27-a88c-1cb0d74a7067

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch Figs drops his god for some guy in a band Meepo can actually fight! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9ff82fb8-a4be-4969-8e20-5eddee523061

We learn: Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me I’m not eating chips on the show again Guests: Ben from ‘Words About Books’ Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8 Elton from ‘Elton Reads a Book a Week’ Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ecm8KtpKpzD0NA6H3QEAb Chantelle from ‘Uncited: An English Lit’ Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/2rRwRRHAoqH6uMBWUrKVXH Gertie from ‘being my wife’ Go on, read them for yourself: Quiet Moments With You by: Baroness_Blixen https://archiveofourown.org/works/16863379 Merry Christmas, Doctor Who! by: Caitlin_Salem https://archiveofourown.org/works/62963620 January 1st: New Year's by: PawneePorpoise https://archiveofourown.org/works/6310126 Omit No Opporunity by: princetteofcats https://archiveofourown.org/works/5607829 —- Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8865a9db-7ef4-4cfd-9356-83de5ebb58ee

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Glen gets a new boy No one respects the boy Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queen Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/689059f0-d07d-4636-8ea3-79be7f404ace

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas single-handedly saves everyone Everyone hid outside, but not Grakas Wounded, but proud. Grakas survives Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6888eedc-a2e3-4fc7-a806-ca8b1325a94b

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Editor Ben is a better editor than I am You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes People are keeping dream secrets from each other Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/11546f19-fc7c-4767-8f1a-32ee3bd3053a

We learn: I think I have voice cancer I can’t handle my wife’s birds I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/adc39432-776d-4395-b274-da4345b5df87

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico We learn: We can still do a show without Elton This is the second time we have recorded this episode There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a3421f45-1299-443b-9936-601d7236bbf7

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls We learn: Glen is pretty protective of his holiday Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6e248bde-715e-4b0b-a914-aeec9f260d11

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Deals are made with the rats. you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall. By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/afa22b31-5e61-4775-b037-b21bc4331aea

We learn: Covid Costumes are insulting The crows are louder than I remember I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore Go on, read them for yourself: The Ninth Skeleton  https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton The Cats of Ulthar https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-cats-of-ulthar Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6d179a2b-388e-4782-bb16-7534aff993da

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag We learn: Glen still can't figure out his mic Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’ Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e59dd65e-44a9-403a-87d3-55e90d4280fe

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft the cleft became a really big deal in this episode Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/31dba3df-b059-4fa7-bd51-71362b526816

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We mess with a blacksmith I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge Elton continues to know everyone’s dad Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d8c212f4-5e17-4833-b68b-f8f96569d1b6

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