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The gals are whipped into stage-ready shape by a handful of showbiz veterans, recruited by absentee director Caitlyn Jenner, with Jolly Rodger stage managing. The only problem? Resisting the sweet flavors of Spanish Vermut. Will they hit bottom? Or will they learn to cope. Meanwhile, Jeffree Star approaches by air...

Theda is in personal crisis in New York when an unbelievable opportunity comes crashing through her window. Macy is having a wonderful time in Spain and can't wait to reconnect with her dear friend. Can the two come together to regain their Former Glory??? 

Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?

Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?

This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!

Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!

For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival. 

Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to Heather Locklear's intervention? Find out, on this very special episode of Fresh Air, from WHYY. 

The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big?

This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.

The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!

After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!

This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!

The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.

Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood.  They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from. 

Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.

The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!

This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?

Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways. 

Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!

The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!

Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes

The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist

Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend. 

Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process

This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.

This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!

It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past??? 

The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!

Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!

The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche

Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday

The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!

Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show. 

Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses!  Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00 or 9:00

Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today).  We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps will be back November 15th. We're sorry for the shock but it'll be better in the long run trust us! We love you so much, keep strokin, and say hi to Kathy when you see her!

This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)

In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest

The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program.  Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.

Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality

This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.

This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men

This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long live the New Norman!

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK.  Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio.  Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!

Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!