Of The Eldest Gods
by Of the Eldest Gods
Two friends question if Rick Riordan is truly our godly parent, while rereading the books that changed our childhoods. From the Greeks to the Romans to the Egyptians to the Norse, Of the Eldest Gods lets us take our adult imaginations on a ride across the Percy Jackson series and beyond.
Episodes
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S8E12 Bulls with Freaking Laser Beams ft. Taylor from Deus Ex Media
In the name of the Apis, the Bull will punish you. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what…
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S8E11 Don't Worry, Be Hapi
Today, this blue freak is here, and he has some pills he'd like you to try. Also, we don't want the world destroyed, because there'd be nobody left to steal from. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to…
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S8E10 “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” Goes Horribly Wrong
We finally meet Setne! Not live but in spirit. Oh also we learn about the Italian flag of Ma'at Assessors. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our...
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S8E9 Zia Breaks Up a Lava Fight
It's time for a beach episode! Zia goes crazy with the sun thing. Sadie takes good care of her beloved little god. Tawaret slays, as usual. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure…
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S8E8 My Sister, The Flowerpot
In this episode, Charlie forgets this series is for the brains of children and Sadie finally figures out who Uncle Vinnie is. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so...
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S8E7 I Get Strangled by an Old Friend
Raye decides that Apophis ate the stars in Iron Lung. Charlie reminds us of that weird chicken from Quest for Camelot. A discussion is had about the ubiquitous "old people being bad" propaganda. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories…
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Against All Odds: We Would Rather… feat. Christina Kann
We're taking a week off so please enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon feed! We played Would You Rather (PJO edition) with Christina! Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to...
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S8E6 Amos Plays with Action Figures
We finally meet the Russian kid from last book and he's Charlie's new fave little guy. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops…
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S8E5 A Dance with Death feat. Sam O'Brien
Sam is back and the ADHD gang is having a great time. This week we meet the cock-blocking Shu, note that Sadie has two entire situationships, and hunt for the Assassin's Creed/National Treasure fanfic of our dreams. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your...
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S8E4 I Consult the Pigeon of War
In this episode, we discuss Carter's relationship troubles both romantically and with his godly patron. We also find out the plan B for the Kanes to defeat their Big Bad. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would…
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S8E3 We Win a Box Full of Nothing
In this episode, we find King Tut's unmentionables, wonder if the Kane's should have child soldiers, and appreciate Cleo and Khufu's wonderful friendship. Sorry for such a long delay on this one, friends, but we're back at it! Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected]…
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S8E2 I Have a Word with Chaos
It's only chapter 2 and all of Texas has been destroyed... what else will be left in this book for Raye and Charlie to talk about? Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to…
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S8E1 We Crash and Burn a Party
The Kane Chronicles finale book finally begins! Charlie and Raye stan a beautiful cowboy woman, reference The Lord of the Rings, Halloweentown 2: Calibar's Revenge, and those little pinboard toys they had as kids, and defile the snake with the left foot. Send us a message through the Duat at...
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Pride Special: We Read Some Old Man Yaoi Fanfics
Happy pride!!! Next ep will be the next book but for now we talk about the gay ship in fanfic. Maybe you're Right. by KitEcri: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78697636?view_adult=true Similar by KitEcri: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79050336 Retour au jardin des os by dyedelephant on...
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We Return for Season 8: The Serpent's Shadow
New book, same old Of the Eldest Gods. Join us in Season 8 with The Serpent's Shadow! Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops…
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Against All Odds: We Read the Iliad
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We finally read the Illiad! Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our...
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Against All Odds: We Watch "And the Point of Salvation" (The Librarians)
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Charlie had Raye watch an episode of their favorite TV show! Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure…
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Against All Odds: We Talk About FanFiction
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Charlie made Raye read one of their favorite Percy Jackson fanfics! Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you.…
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Against All Odds: We DnD This Shit: Percy Jackson Style
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We put a bunch of Percy Jackson characters into DnD! Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to...
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S7E24 I Make An Impossible Promise
Another book comes to a close. But we are still here, talking about TTRPGs and Animorphs, for some reason. Join us as we dive into fictional politics, boy talk, and a good good gryphon boy. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going...
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S7E23 We Throw a Wild House Party
Possibly for the last time, we slip in some more old man yaoi talk... but who knows there's one more chapter. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when…
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S7E22 Friends in the Strangest Places
Shock! Horror! The big bad arrives! Mostly, though, we talk about what's really important in this chapter: old man yaoi. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you...
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S7E21 We Buy Some Time feat. Matt
Matt chose a deeply depressing chapter and Raye is worried that things will only become more bleak as this is only book 2 of 3! Charlie is also here. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you....
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S7E20 We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo ft. Darien Smartt from Muses of Mythology
Darien has some complaints about a love triangle, Raye does some apologetics, Charlie splits the difference, and we all adore Tawaret and come up with an AU where she works in a diner. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going…
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S7E19 The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God feat. Adele
WE'RE BACK TO EGYPT! Canadian correspondent Adele joins the pod to talk about how Bullwinkle isn't Canadian or a moose. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you...
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PJOTV S2E8 The Fleece Works Its Magic Too Well
In this episode, we discuss our feelings about Season 2, get really, REALLY mad at Zeus, and speculate way too much about future seasons. WARNING: There is frank discussion about fictional suicide in this episode. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your…
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PJOTV S2E7 I Go Down with the Ship ft. Ethan Hulen from Mysteries in the Machine
In this episode, Ethan and Charlie sail the Princess Andromeda without Raye's dulcet tones (we're sad about it too) and it doesn't seem to go down... this episode title is very misleading. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We...
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PJOTV S2E6 Nobody Gets the Fleece feat. Christina Kann from Burn Before Reading
In this episode: Raye loses their voice in real time, Christina can't stop laughing at Percy having to act through a crevasse, and Charlie continues to gush over how much we adore this season. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward!…
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PJOTV S2E5 We Check In to C.C.'s Spa and Resort ft. Darien Smartt from Muses of Mythology
In this episode, Darien and Charlie (sadly without Raye who is sick) have a blast talking about the great changes to Circe and the interesting design choice for the sirens. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear...
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PJOTV S2E4 Clarisse Blows Up Everything feat. Robert Gaymer from The Dam Media Page
In this episode, Robert roasts flashback emo Luke, Charlie campaigns for Blockbuster Mitch, and we participate in the jelly spreading discourse. (Edit: There was an upload issue when this episode first went up. It has been fixed and now has the complete episode.) Send us an Iris message at...
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PJOTV S2E3 We Board the Princess Andromeda
Raye is still not over Luke's little sweater, Charlie is still waiting for zombie tourists, and some Laistrogonians go bowling. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know...
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PJOTV S2E1&2 I Play Dodgeball with Cannonballs & Demon Pigeons Attack ft. Sam O'Brien
It's finally here!!! Sorry this first episode was later than expected but we recorded for a LONG TIME about the first TWO episodes of season 2! Sam joined us for the first one and we had a lot to say. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going...
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PJOTV S2E0 We Discuss Trailers and Predict Things (Again)
Only a few more days until season 2! Charlie finally got Raye to sit down and watch the trailers to analyze every SINGLE second. Of the Eldest Gods will be moving to a Sunday release schedule throughout our review of the TV series. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your...
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S7E18 Gambling on Doomsday Eve
This episode, we hang out in a hotel room with the Kane kids. We discuss how Zia is chill now, how Carter is having some doubts, and how Walt gets totally outed. We also begin prep for covering season 2 of the Percy Jackson TV show! After this episode, we'll be taking a break from the Kane...
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S7E17 Menshikov Hires a Happy Death Squad
Charlie teaches Raye about the bestest little guy who also just so happens to be the new fire-breathing snake that Carter fears the most. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to...
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S7E16 ...But Not as Evil as Romans feat. Taylor from Deus Ex Media
Taylor joins us as we finally figure out what's up with Walt, we complain about age gaps (again,) and we have a discussion about some of our least favorite words. Apologies to everyone for the unexpected delay! The good news is, we're planning on a double update! Expect a second episode before…
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S7E15 Camels Are Evil...
The party is still split so in this ep we get to talk about Sadie and Walt's adventure, which is actually the main quest, and hate on the amount of sand in this chapter. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love...
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S7E14 At the Tomb of Zia Rashid feat. Takenna
Finally, the return of Zia. Takenna joins us to discuss Carter's simp behavior, reference The 10th Kingdom, and be totally cool about giving a girl mouth to mouth. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to…
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S7E13 I Get a Demon Up My Nose
In this episode, we talk about Moses again while the party has been split and Carter and Bes talk about their girl troubles. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so...
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S7E12 I Master the Fine Art of Name-Calling
In this episode, Sadie has some boy troubles, Raye gets really excited about sibling relationships, and we have a short discussion about the quality of fanfics. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear...
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S7E11 Carter Does Something Incredibly Stupid (and No One Is Surprised) ft. Ethan of Mysteries in the Machine
Ethan joins us to talk about Carter wrestling a pushmi-pullyu and dying for the rest of the chapter while Sadie deals with the plot/getting the heck out of Russia. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to…
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S7E10 An Old Red Friend Comes to Visit feat. Robert Gaymer of The Bits
Robert is still here! You could even say they've been here the whole time. In this one, we perform a little sympathetic magic, Charlie lets us know about an entirely different romance plot-line between a preteen and an immortal, and we debate which member of Team Rocket Set ought to be. Send us a...
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S7E9 We Get A Vertically Challenged Tour of Russia ft. Robert Gaymer of The Dam Meme Page
Welcome to a chaotic episode with our buddy Robert where we all decide to get matching tattoos in the future. And also we talk about the first Russia chapter. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear…
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S7E8 Major Delays at Waterloo Station (We Apologize for the Giant Baboon) ft. Owen of Through the Mist
We bring on Owen to discuss lore, including the Mist itself, as well as if Rick even knows the layout of London. WARNING: This episode has audio issues! Part of the original recording was lost. Thankfully, Owen volunteered to lovingly recreate the latter part of the episode that was missing.…
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S7E7 A Gift From The Dog Headed Boy feat. Isabelle
Our wonderful music gal Isabelle returns to tell us how problematic the relationship between Sadie and Anubis is... also she wants to steal the podcast?? Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from…
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S7E6 A Birdbath Almost Kills Me
This week, we make fun of Carter for simping while simultaneously getting way too invested in old man yaoi. There's also some lore about how Raye used to read fanfic before they had a smartphone. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories...
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S7E5 I Learn To Really Hate Dung Beetles
And in this episode we learn that scarabs are dung beetles... among other things... Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and...
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S7E4 A Birthday Invitation to Armageddon
Happy birthday Sadie! Oh boy, I sure do hope that nothing goes terribly wrong. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate...
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S7E3 The Ice-cream Man Plots Our Death
This week we mess up the intro and Charlie get smote by Zeus... oh yeah we also cover a chapter... Sadie has a really cool room and we wanna live in Brooklyn House. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to...
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S7E2 We Tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird
This week we forget which godly path we're even on, we wonder just how heavy a griffin is supposed to be, anyways, and we want Carter to tell us what the Egyptian swear words are. Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We...
About this show
Two friends question if Rick Riordan is truly our godly parent, while rereading the books that changed our childhoods. From the Greeks to the Romans to the Egyptians to the Norse, Of the Eldest Gods lets us take our adult imaginations on a ride across the Percy Jackson series and beyond.
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