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Off The Meter with Jimmy Failla

by Off The Meter

The most honest show in radio returns for a 5th season as Jimmy Failla and Dean Imperial take on the biggest stories of our time with a level of humor and intellect that you, yourself, could only dream of.

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Episodes

  1. An Easter Message From Lincoln Failla

    Lincoln Failla took time out from playing Ninja Turtles to weigh in on one of the biggest societal injustices of our time.

  2. Slow Jamming The Truth

    Jenny Failla makes a triumphant return to talk Brian Williams, Michael Moore, and the shortest Presidential Campaign in the history of America.

  3. Inflation 101

    Dean and I talk about the deflated football controversy of 2015 and the white boot controversy of 2012. We also talk career changes, Hope Solo, and Jeb Bush. Lots and lots of Jeb Bush.

  4. The Cat Call Zone

    Dean Imperial solves the biggest problem in New York less than 24 hours after it started. We also get into Wal Mart pranks, Gay CEO's, and breaking up with Iced Coffee.

  5. Jenny Failla Off The Meter

    Jenny Failla, the pride of the fleet, stopped by to talk pumpkin spiced EBOLA and Walmart healthcare. We also got into wedding disasters, kid touchers, and the whereabouts of Kim Jong Un. This was a fun one, company notwithstanding.

  6. I'm Friends With The President Best of Season 4

    George Clooney's insecurities and America's plan to elect Jeb Bush take center stage as we explain why there's no such thing as child psychology.

  7. The Prank, The Trial, The After Party Best of Season 4

    Pat Dixon and Chris Laker help me prepare a legal defense for Wednesday's trial. We also handle my appearance on British television and my experience with the GREAT Loni Love. Ron Purcell flew in from Australia to close things out in high style.

  8. Snakes In Cars Getting Coffee Best of Season 4

    Here's an inside account of a fairly successful internet prank, if I do say so myself.

  9. The Problem With Expensive Mac and Cheese Best of Season 4

    Pat Dixon and Katie Dolan returned to talk Jamaican vacations and food pretension. World War 3 and cursing Popes guest star.

  10. Piers Morgan and Ghostbusters Best of Season 4

    Dean Imperial and Ken Wood talk Harold Ramis and sleeping motorists. There's also a healthy portion of Jason Collins and Piers Morgan if you're hip to the hip talk.

  11. Me, The Tonight Show, and The NY Daily News Best of Season 4

    Here's a talk about today's appearance in the NY Daily News and Jimmy Fallon's dominance of late night television. We also got into Thursday's AXS TV close and Seinfeld's surprise set.

  12. Who Asked You? Best of Season 4

    Dean Imperial returned to sort through the disaster that is American Facebook. Katie Dolan talks about her big night with Paul McCartney. Ken Wood explains where Sochi is.

  13. The Nightlife Awards Best of Season 4

    Here's a caring, thoughtful assessment of the disingenuous farce that is the Grammys. There's also a chat about a massive awards show at Town Hall this evening and the key to losing weight on a cruise.

  14. Lincoln Failla's Christmas Evacuation Spectacular

    A building emergency forced 5 year old Lincoln Failla to take the reigns in an attempt to save today's show. Merry Christmas!

  15. Best of 2013 Tom Rhodes

    Here's a talk about train crashes, car crashes, and the wreck that is the NY Jets. Pat Dixon and Tom Rhodes discussed Thursday night's Comedy Central taping and Dean Imperial and Jimmy Cannizzarro discussed the beginning of Obamacare and the end of the Jets.

  16. Best of 2013: Dave Hill

    Here's a chat about Billy's Topless, Japanese Bathrooms, and the truth about A-Rod, starring Lenny Marcus and Dave Hill. Katie Dolan made a triumphant return in an outfit that only Fat Elvis could love.

  17. Best of 2013: America's Porn Search

    Dean Imperial stopped in to dissect the most searched porn terms in the country, according to Pornhub.com. We also gave out football picks and got ourselves fired.

  18. Best of 2013: Micah Sherman

    Micah Sherman, star actor and e-cigarette enthusiast, stopped by to talk road comedy, commercial auditions, and his new social media documentary. JL Cauvin hung tough with an irate member of the Westboro Baptist Church and Jonathan Randall attempted to defend George Clooney. GOP Strategist Dave...

  19. Best of 2013 Myq Kaplan

    MYQ KAPLAN, comedy powerhouse and Buddhist extremist, stopped by to discuss the end of days for a d-list comic. We also got into world-class cat sitters and profitable deaths with the great Charlene Modeste, actor and singer extraordinaire. "Ask A Cabbie" went heavy on weed, weddings, and the…

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  20. Best of 2013: Daniel Lynas and Nat Towsen

    Daniel Lynas and Nat Towsen discuss political sexuality and the best weed names in the rap industry. We also got into DC shootings and body issues on E-Harmony.

  21. Best of 2013: Will Hines

    Will Hines, UCB Hero and comic book snob, came by to talk Robin Williams and no-show telemarketing jobs. Dean Imperial too us inside a monstrous Taxi rumor involving an academy award winning actress.

  22. Best of 2013: Chris Gethard

    Chris Gethard came by to discuss life as an elephant friendly PT Barnum. We also got into courting Diddy, eavesdropping on Jay Z, and the underworld that envelopes most of NYC. Jonathan Randall's entertainment report focused heavily on class warfare in the Emmy death montage. Dean Imperial...

  23. Best of 2013: Kevin Allison

    Kevin Allison, storytelling legend and KINK impresario, stopped by to talk about the good old days in the gay community, aka FIRE-PLAY. We also got into dating advice and the underworld of Chicago. Big Game Comic Chris Laker stopped by to talk tumultuous breakups and the reason you should sleep...

  24. Best of 2013: Pat Dixon and Dean Imperial

    Pat Dixon explained why everyone's therapist disappears in August. We also got into fat-guy tempers and the fixed tennis match between Bobby Riggs and Billy Jean King.

  25. Best of 2013: A Tale Of Two Con-Men

    Dean Imperial stopped by to talk life on the Howard Stern Show, life on the Charlie Rose show, and the fine art of barking in Times Square. We also got into no-show telemarketing gigs and the secret to being popular in high-school.

  26. Best of 2013: Jenny Failla Live From The Galt House

    Jenny Failla, mother of my child, joined me in Louisville Kentucky for a chat about love, gun nuts, and midget tossing. Although we don't condone any of those things, we had no choice but to address them after encountering all of them on our 400 mile motorcycle trip.

  27. Best of 2013: Carl Gottlieb, The Man Who Wrote Jaws

    Carl Gottlieb, writer of Jaws and The Jerk, gave us the low-down on what it's like to work with Steven Spielberg and Steve Martin. We also got into the reason he wisely turned down an offer from Lorne Michaels to be the first head-writer of Saturday Night Live.

  28. Best of 2013: America's Ho-Phase

    In our last episode before summer break Chloe Hilliard stopped by to talk about the reason women should sleep around in their 20's. Road trip etiquette was also prominently featured as we geared up for a 600 mile trip to a comedy gig. Howard Stern's greatness took us home.

  29. Best of 2013: Lena Gatling of Moms Gone Wild

    Lena Gatling, mother of the mighty Jelisha, stopped by to discuss raising 3 halfway decent kids in the cultural hotbed of North Carolina. We also discussed the best regional chain restaurants and her weeklong dominance of her daughter's Facebook thread.

  30. Best of 2013: Professional Wrestler Dan Barry

    Professional Wrestler Dan Barry stopped by to talk about life inside the squared circle. We also got into groupies, gay wrestlers, and the best entrance music to play if you happen to be named "Thunder Bear." Dean Imperial helped stave off a nutritional crisis and broke down the truth behind…

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  31. Best of 2013: Defending Rush Limbaugh

    Pat Dixon and Dean Imperial talk race relations in Detroit and low points for TGI Fridays. We also got into the market for fat prostitutes and the best excuses for pushing someone off a balcony.

  32. Best of 2103: Jelisha Gatling

    Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling break down the keys to happiness and fulfillment. We also got into who should and shouldn't be mayor....and why. A lack of empathy guest stars.

  33. Best of 2013: Goodbye Kitty

    Dean Imperial, Joseph James, and Rosie Santana discuss end of life strategies for a pair of stray cats that have had it too good for too long. We also got into the golden age of pro-wrestling and the reason that certain people should never go to Disney without kids.

  34. Best of 2013: Rap Video Godess Rocio Santana

    Rocio Santana, rap video godess, stopped by to dish on hanging with Kanye and Two Chains. We also got into Royal Baby conspiracy theories and the man who ruins your work out.

  35. Best of 2013: Maximum Strength Dykman

    Rocio Santana and Dean Imperial discuss the worst last names to have on a job interview. We also got into love advice, legal advice, and hooker advice for a team of politicians.

  36. Best of 2013: Mixing Friends with Dean Imperial and Pat Dixon

    Pat Dixon and Dean Imperial talk racial controversies, Jimmy Carter, and a sex scandal at the NY Times.

  37. Best of 2013: The Cliffhanger

    Dean Imperial and Vicky Kuperman discuss surprise TV appearances and the hottest selling book on Amazon.com.

  38. Best of 2013: Sum Ting Wong

    Dean Imperial and Jen Failla discussed a fascinating article in the NY Post. They also got into yard-sales, "slacktivism," and the worst lemonade salesman ever. We also got into lawsuits and unanswered celebrity tweets. GREAT FRIEND OF THE SHOW Liz Miele Guest Starred in a weird way.

  39. Best of 2013: Republicans Buy Sneakers Too

    Here's Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling talking about AGT's "Michael Jordan Moment." We also got into the many ways that guys cost themselves sex and Hasid's cost themselves money. Palm Readers, Ryan Gosling, and Jesse Helms guest star.

  40. Best of 2013: Two Froggy Evenings

    Here's my man Dean Imperial helping me walk through a legal minefield as I defended the honor of a man who was duped during his last night on earth.

  41. Best of 2013: It's The Great Pumpkin, Facebook Friends

    JL Cauvin stopped by to discuss Reality Appearances that WEREN'T as well the litany of showbiz people that want us dead. We also got into the problem with New York City and burnt down Delis.

  42. Best of 2013: America May or May Not Have Talent

    Here's Krystyna Hutchinson discussing a Network Television appearance I might be making, a stripper I definitely dated, and a hospital that harvested the organs of a live woman. Family fun, ya'll.

  43. Best of 2013: Afghanistan Has Got Talent

    Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling talk foot orgasms, fat house pets, and the greatest reality show ever. There's also a lot more talk about playing soccer with a decapitated head than we expected.

  44. Best of 2013: The Falling Walendas

    Here's Pat Dixon discussing fat jokes, tight-rope walkers, and the problem with driving to Brooklyn. We also got into fighting people in vagina costumes and other high-minded fare.

  45. Best of 2013: Kevin Downey Junior and The JV Hookers of Vegas

    Big Game Comic Kevin Downey Junior kicked off Las Vegas week to talk about maid-sex, 4pm Guest Spots, and where to find the worst hookers in Vegas. We also got into some real estate advice for Detroit investors as well as the greatest NFL Player to EVER live.

  46. Best of 2013: The (Live-Tweeting) Fugitive

    Dean Imperial joined us for a state of the union on the Massachusetts manhunt. We also did a few Colin Quinn impressions and explained exactly when the chase will end and why.

  47. Best of 2012: The Day John Lennon Died

    New York Times Best Selling Author Keith Elliot Greenberg stopped by to discuss the Wrestling Match, The Tree Lighting, and The Shooting that took place on December 8, 1980. Along the way he got into the first ever East Coast / West Coast Rap Feud and John Lennon's Amish Period. Keith's new book...

  48. Best of 2012: The Hype Man

    Dean Imperial stopped by to discuss what it takes to get into cannibalism and the race for the White House. We also got into his hit play "Naked Eyes" which will be @ The Beckett on Theater Row this Sunday. Jordon Ferber came through to promote both his pot addiction and his weekly comedy series…

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  49. Best of 2012: Master of the Whippets

    Mike McPadden, head writer of Mr. Skin, stopped by to discuss his latest literary masterpiece "If You Like Metallica" which is available wherever fine books are sold. We also got into the utopian version of New York City known as Chicago and explained how a cities top culinary export influences…

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  50. Best of 2012: Cannibals, Strippers, and Street Fights

    Dean Imperial joined us for a heated discussion on the aforementioned subjects. Copycat criminals, bad fathers, and the robot from "Small Wonder" guest starred. Happy National Donut Day.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The most honest show in radio returns for a 5th season as Jimmy Failla and Dean Imperial take on the biggest stories of our time with a level of humor and intellect that you, yourself, could only dream of.

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Off The Meter

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