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Off The Rails

by Austin Train

Hosted by Austin Train.Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

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Episodes

  1. Episode 142: "Not a Fan"

    "Fuck Thanksgiving" Austin Train at La Jolla Comedy Store 09.27.26 Austin Train & Friends @ The First Round(Yuma, AZ) 10.17.26

  2. Episode 141: "Dong Quixote"

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  3. Episode 140: "Billy Butt, Sailor"

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  4. Episode 139: "The Age of Impotence"

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  5. Episode 138: "Miller's Crossdressing"

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  6. Episode 137: "Reverse Cowgirl Bebop"

    "The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else." -The Age of Innocence ⁠Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  7. Episode 136: "Octobussy"

    "Disinformation is king nowadays. Even when the lies are not deliberate, there are various fantasy groups out there trying to torque reality around to their latest adventure game." -Rainbows End Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  8. Episode 135: "The Long, Good Cry"

    "There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget- ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish." -The Long Goodbye Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  9. Episode 134: "License to Shill"

    "I got up on my feet and it took character. It took willpower. It took a lot out of me, and there wasn't as much to spare as there once had been. The hard heavy years had worked me over." -The Long Goodbye Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  10. Episode 133: “Mystic Pizza Hut”

    "...and there was a deep and general ejaculation..." -A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  11. Episode 132: "War and Obese"

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  12. Episode 131: "Life in the Ass Lane"

    "Surely make you lose your mind" Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  13. Episode 130: “Slop Bowls of Crap”

    "Some people, I reflected, watching him, are cursed with too much loyalty, for a day could come when there was nothing left for them to serve." -The Russia House Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  14. Episode 129: "Homage to Fatalonia"

    "There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget- ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish." -The Long Goodbye Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  15. Episode 128: “The Liver King and I”

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  16. Episode 127: "The Nightmare before Kwanzaa"

    "Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce? It did wonders for my dad." -Jingle All the Way Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  17. Episode 126: "24 Hour Shitness"

    "I like to break a mental sweat, too." Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  18. Episode 125: “The Fox and the Cooze Hound”

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  19. Episode 124: "It's Bonnie and Clyde not Ronnie and Clyde"

    "... They had become allergic to hope in any form." -The Plague Watch and Subscribe on Youtube.

  20. Episode 123: “Dangerous Lesbians"

    "Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid." -Dangerous Liaisons Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  21. Episode 122: "Kill Bill Ackman Vol. 1"

    "They write the laws for other lawyers to dissect in front of other lawyers called judges so that other judges can say the first judges were wrong and the Supreme Court can say the second lot were wrong. Sure there's such a thing as law. We're up to our necks in it. About all it does is make...

  22. Episode 121: The Road to Wigger Pier

    "We are living in a world in which nobody is free, in which hardly anybody is secure, in which it is almost impossible to be honest and to remain alive." - The Road to Wigan Pier Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  23. Episode 120: Pocono Dumpers

    "Disinformation is king nowadays. Even when the lies are not deliberate, there are various fantasy groups out there trying to torque reality around to their latest adventure game." -Rainbows End Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

  24. Episode 119: 4 Dudes, 2 Beds

    "But when a man has had only 4 hours sleep, he isn't sentimental. He sees things as they are. That is to say, he sees them in the garish light of justice- hideous, witless justice." -The Plague

  25. Episode 114: Majora's Ass

    "...a magician who believed in his own magic; and no magician can thrive who is handicapped with a superstition like that." -A Connecticut Yankee at King Arthur's Court Watch the episode on YouTube!

  26. Episode 118: Hog Day Afternoon

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  27. Episode 117: Back Blown Out Mountain

    "'Don't get gay with me, cheapie.'" -The Long Goodbye Watch and subcribe on YouTube!

  28. Episode 116: Epstein Bros Bagels

    "However, you think ... that the plague has its good side; it opens men's eyes and forces them to take thought?" -The Plague Watch and Subscribe on YouTube!

  29. Episode 115: Fatboy Slim Summer

    "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell." -Lone Wolf and Cub Watch and subcribe on YouTube!

  30. Episode 113: Confessions of a Fap Artist

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  31. Episode 112: Gaylight Savings

    "Consider in what condition both in body and soul a man should be when he is overtaken by death; and consider the shortness of life, the boundless abyss of time, past and future, the feebleness of all matter." -Meditations Subscribe on YouTube

  32. Episode 111: Lone Wolf and Chub

    "Well, we don't understand why you called in the National Guard/ When Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the Exercise Yard" - Rubber Bullets by 10cc Subscribe on YouTube

  33. Episode 110: "Clear and Present Banger"

    "Actually, a human being is an unfolding biological organism that's every so often gripped by instinctive forces. He can't perceive the purpose of those forces, what their goal is. All he's conscious of is the stress they put on him, the pressure. They force him to do something. But why... He…

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  34. Episode 109: Mild’N Out ft. Blaze Tricoli

    "...those men at the top are not merely criminals, but maniacs as well." -Leon Trotsky Watch & Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtu.be/YNqgIhNyDP8?si=qe2XSTrPwFIj0RwM

  35. Episode 108: The Grape of Nanking

    "Dilemma of civilized man; body mobilized, but danger obscure." - The Man in the High Castle Watch and subcribe on YouTube!

  36. Episode 107: Tales from the Crypto

    "This is my snakeskin jacket. And for me, it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom." - Wild at Heart Watch and Subcribe on YouTube.

  37. Episode 106: Slop Gun

    "'An almost unbridgable abyss lies ahead of you.' 'What, one I won't be able to bear? I won't be able to bear their hatred with humility?' 'Not just their hatred.' 'What else then?' Their laughter.'" -Devils Watch and subscribe on YouTube

  38. Episode 105: No Ticket

    "He was too young to realise what this life was preparing for him. He did not see the years stretching out ahead, lonely, even less, corrupting." - Burmese Days Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

  39. Episode 104: Beware of Drones

    "Hasten then to the end which thou hast before thee, and throwing away idle hopes, come to the own aid, if thou carest at all for thyself, while it is in thy power." -Meditations

  40. Episode 103: The Stoic's Guide to Daily Parlays

  41. Episode 102: "Torment Lexus"

    "So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight." - The Great Gatsby Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

  42. Episode 101: "The Boys of Bummer"

    "'You're a stranger in these parts?' 'I'm a stranger in all parts.'" -God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater Watch and subscribe on YouTube

  43. Episode 100: Mad kid, Good City

    "What chance had he to be anything else than he was?" - The Sea Wolf Watch and Subscribe on YouTube

  44. Episode 99: The Short King and I

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  45. Episode 98: Season of the Snitch

    "I don't know no Barksdale"

  46. Episode 97: Just Push the Button!

    "You're an amazing father, Elon. Your kids are very lucky to have you." -Elon Musk

  47. Episode 96: The Last King of Thotland

    "Let your haters be your waiters at the table of success." -Eric Adams

  48. Episode 95: Algonquin Round Table Pizza

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  49. Episode 94: Secret Asian Man

    "Shiiiiiiiit" -Clay Davis https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

  50. Episode 93: Shart of Darkness

    "The horse is preparing for battle but victory comes from the Lord." -Jameis Winston https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

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Hosted by Austin Train.Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

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