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Off The Rails

Hosted by Austin Train.Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

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  1. 136

    Episode 137: Reverse Cowgirl Bebop

    "The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else." -The Age of Innocence⁠Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  2. 135

    Episode 136: "Octobussy"

    "Disinformation is king nowadays. Even when the lies are not deliberate, there are various fantasy groups out there trying to torque reality around to their latest adventure game." -Rainbows EndWatch and subscribe on YouTube.

  3. 134

    Episode 135: "The Long, Good Cry"

    "There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget- ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish."-The Long GoodbyeWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  4. 133

    Episode 134: "License to Shill"

    "I got up on my feet and it took character. It took willpower. It took a lot out of me, and there wasn't as much to spare as there once had been. The hard heavy years had worked me over." -The Long Goodbye Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  5. 132

    Episode 133: “Mystic Pizza Hut”

    "...and there was a deep and general ejaculation..." -A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's CourtWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  6. 131

    Episode 132: "War and Obese"

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  7. 130

    Episode 131: "Life in the Ass Lane"

    "Surely make you lose your mind"Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  8. 129

    Episode 130: “Slop Bowls of Crap”

    "Some people, I reflected, watching him, are cursed with too much loyalty, for a day could come when there was nothing left for them to serve." -The Russia HouseWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  9. 128

    Episode 129: Homage to Fatalonia

    "There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget- ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish." -The Long GoodbyeWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  10. 127

    Episode 128: “The Liver King and I”

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  11. 126

    Episode 127: The Nightmare before Kwanzaa

    "Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce? It did wonders for my dad." -Jingle All the WayWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  12. 125

    Episode 126: "24 Hour Shitness"

    "I like to break a mental sweat, too."Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

  13. 124

    Episode 125: “The Fox and the Cooze Hound”

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  14. 123

    Episode 124: "It's Bonnie and Clyde not Ronnie and Clyde"

    "... They had become allergic to hope in any form." -The PlagueWatch and Subscribe on Youtube.

  15. 122

    Episode 123: “Dangerous Lesbians"

    "Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid." -Dangerous LiaisonsWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  16. 121

    Episode 122: Kill Bill Ackman Vol. 1

    "They write the laws for other lawyers to dissect in front of other lawyers called judges so that other judges can say the first judges were wrong and the Supreme Court can say the second lot were wrong. Sure there's such a thing as law. We're up to our necks in it. About all it does is make business for lawyers. How long do you think the big-shot monsters would last if the lawyers didn't show them how to operate?" -The Long GoodbyeWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  17. 120

    Episode 121: The Road to Wigger Pier

    "We are living in a world in which nobody is free, in which hardly anybody is secure, in which it is almost impossible to be honest and to remain alive." - The Road to Wigan PierWatch and Subscribe on YouTube.

  18. 119

    Episode 120: Pocono Dumpers

    "Disinformation is king nowadays. Even when the lies are not deliberate, there are various fantasy groups out there trying to torque reality around to their latest adventure game." -Rainbows EndWatch and Subscribe on YouTube

  19. 118

    Episode 119: 4 Dudes, 2 Beds

    "But when a man has had only 4 hours sleep, he isn't sentimental. He sees things as they are. That is to say, he sees them in the garish light of justice- hideous, witless justice." -The Plague

  20. 117

    Episode 114: Majora's Ass

    "...a magician who believed in his own magic; and no magician can thrive who is handicapped with a superstition like that." -A Connecticut Yankee at King Arthur's CourtWatch the episode on YouTube!

  21. 116

    Episode 118: Hog Day Afternoon

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  22. 115

    Episode 117: Back Blown Out Mountain

    "'Don't get gay with me, cheapie.'" -The Long GoodbyeWatch and subcribe on YouTube!

  23. 114

    Episode 116: Epstein Bros Bagels

    "However, you think ... that the plague has its good side; it opens men's eyes and forces them to take thought?" -The PlagueWatch and Subscribe on YouTube!

  24. 113

    Episode 115: Fatboy Slim Summer

    "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell." -Lone Wolf and CubWatch and subcribe on YouTube!

  25. 112

    Episode 113: Confessions of a Fap Artist

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  26. 111

    Episode 112: Gaylight Savings

    "Consider in what condition both in body and soul a man should be when he is overtaken by death; and consider the shortness of life, the boundless abyss of time, past and future, the feebleness of all matter." -MeditationsSubscribe on YouTube

  27. 110

    Episode 111: Lone Wolf and Chub

    "Well, we don't understand why you called in the National Guard/ When Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the Exercise Yard" - Rubber Bullets by 10ccSubscribe on YouTube

  28. 109

    Episode 110: "Clear and Present Banger"

    "Actually, a human being is an unfolding biological organism that's every so often gripped by instinctive forces. He can't perceive the purpose of those forces, what their goal is. All he's conscious of is the stress they put on him, the pressure. They force him to do something. But why... He can't tell at the time."- Confessions of a Crap ArtistWatch and Subscribe on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

  29. 108

    Episode 109: Mild’N Out ft. Blaze Tricoli

    "...those men at the top are not merely criminals, but maniacs as well." -Leon TrotskyWatch & Subscribe on YouTube!https://youtu.be/YNqgIhNyDP8?si=qe2XSTrPwFIj0RwM

  30. 107

    Episode 108: The Grape of Nanking

    "Dilemma of civilized man; body mobilized, but danger obscure." - The Man in the High CastleWatch and subcribe on YouTube!

  31. 106

    Episode 107: Tales from the Crypto

    "This is my snakeskin jacket. And for me, it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom." - Wild at HeartWatch and Subcribe on YouTube.

  32. 105

    Episode 106: Slop Gun

    "'An almost unbridgable abyss lies ahead of you.' 'What, one I won't be able to bear? I won't be able to bear their hatred with humility?''Not just their hatred.''What else then?'Their laughter.'" -Devils Watch and subscribe on YouTube

  33. 104

    Episode 105: No Ticket

    "He was too young to realise what this life was preparing for him. He did not see the years stretching out ahead, lonely, even less, corrupting." - Burmese DaysWatch and Subscribe on YouTube

  34. 103

    Episode 104: Beware of Drones

    "Hasten then to the end which thou hast before thee, and throwing away idle hopes, come to the own aid, if thou carest at all for thyself, while it is in thy power." -Meditations

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  36. 101

    Episode 102: "Torment Lexus"

    "So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight." - The Great GatsbyWatch and Subscribe on YouTube

  37. 100

    Episode 101: "The Boys of Bummer"

    "'You're a stranger in these parts?''I'm a stranger in all parts.'"-God Bless You, Mr. RosewaterWatch and subscribe on YouTube

  38. 99

    Episode 100: Mad kid, Good City

    "What chance had he to be anything else than he was?"- The Sea WolfWatch and Subscribe on YouTube

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  40. 97

    Episode 98: Season of the Snitch

    "I don't know no Barksdale"

  41. 96

    Episode 97: Just Push the Button!

    "You're an amazing father, Elon. Your kids are very lucky to have you." -Elon Musk

  42. 95

    Episode 96: The Last King of Thotland

    "Let your haters be your waiters at the table of success."-Eric Adams

  43. 94

    Episode 95: Algonquin Round Table Pizza

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  44. 93

    Episode 94: Secret Asian Man

    "Shiiiiiiiit" -Clay Davishttps://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

  45. 92

    Episode 93: Shart of Darkness

    "The horse is preparing for battle but victory comes from the Lord." -Jameis Winstonhttps://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613

  46. 91

    Episode 92: "Mr. Beast goes to Washington"

    "He learned that the world is like an enormous spider web and if you touch it, however lightly, at any point, the vibration ripples to the remotest perimeter and the drowsy spider feels the tingle and is drowsy no more but springs out to fling the gossamer coils about you who have touched the web and then inject the black, numbing poison under your hide. It does not matter whether or not you meant to brush the web of things." -All the King's Men

  47. 90

    Episode 91: Yas Kween of the Damned

    "When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” -Donald Trump

  48. 89

    Episode 90: The Magic Short Bus

    "You don't have to say banzai for the emperor, just say goodbye to your mother." -Toshiro Mifune

  49. 88

    Episode 89: Midnight Reverse Cowgirl

    "We are living in a world in which nobody is free, in which hardly anybody is secure, in which it is almost impossible to be honest and to remain alive." - The Road to Wigan Pier

  50. 87

    Episode 88: CTE-40 w/ Michael Hall

    @itsmichaelhall ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@austintrain2613⁠

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