PODCAST · sports
Offensiveminded
by mrstyles77
A sarcastic crude & fun football / variety show in which we spin a wheel and the topic it lands on we discuss it.
Episodes
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Unscripted, Unreal, Unfiltered, Unprepared, Underachieving
Tonight's show is shooting from the hip but we will be discussing our mock draft mock beers hangover about the draft picks and the draft decision that were almost as disappointing as my sex life. Okay spoiler alert we don't talk about any of these things I promise it's a good show. I also promise...
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Hop On This Do You Like That
Tonight’s show is unscripted, unreal, unfiltered, unprepared and last but no least underachieving and un-apologetic. That’s right so I know one thing we have no idea with this show we can promise it is Offensive and listener discretion is advised.
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Reckless Wide Receiver Player Rankings for 2025 #2
Part 2 of of the Offensive Minded, where our fantasy football confidence is always higher than our hit rate. Today we’re cracking open the time capsule and revisiting our Project 2025 position rankings — celebrating the takes that aged like fine wine and roasting the ones that aged like milk left...
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Reckless Wide Receiver Rankings 2025
Welcome back to Offensive Minded, where our fantasy football confidence is always higher than our hit rate. Today we’re cracking open the time capsule and revisiting our Project 2025 position rankings — celebrating the takes that aged like fine wine and roasting the ones that aged like milk left…
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Running Back Ranking & the Redemption
Welcome back to Offensive Minded, where our fantasy football confidence is always higher than our hit rate. Today we’re cracking open the time capsule and revisiting our Project 2025 position rankings — celebrating the takes that aged like fine wine and roasting the ones that aged like milk left…
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Coaches Who Were On Thin Ice
On this episode of the Offensive Minded Podcast, we jump into the week’s most talked-about issues — and as usual, things veer off the planned script. We do get serious on this episode as we tackle the highly charged and emotional situation playing out in Minneapolis involving ICE agents and…
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It's Time To Live Your Fantasy
What are you goals? What are your dreams? Why have you been waiting so long? Well the wait is over, the time is now. It’s time to reach the pinnacle. It’s time to advance to the next step. It’s time to stop making excuses and start achieving all that you have dreamed. It’s time to get into your...
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The Final Countdown
Well folks this is it to many people important in your life like friends, family and significant others week 15-17 to win a championship are........absolutely insignificant.....but to you it's time for the final count down of who will be able to systematically ruin and torture their league mates...
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Interview with a Vampoor!
Tonight's show was a special one as one of the host's Bret was joined by a rare creature on Halloween night known as a Vampoor not a Vampire. As far as we know this is the first discussion ever with a Vampoor. Join Bret as he interviews this oddity that resembles a missing chromosome Jean Simmons...
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Scary Prediction mixed with Free Agent Treats
On tonight’s show I and hopefully my host Bret will join us as we discuss if you will be given a treat for week 9 or trick. We also will be making some scary predictions about our favorite team, the Vikings and Broncos as well as discussing trade options and golden handcuffs. No not golden…
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Chaudible Week 8 Hoping it is Some What Great
This show I am on my own as my host is busy being successful in the real world but not me no no. I am going to still live in my head of eternal bachelorhood surrounded with Fantasy Football, sports cars and dating super models. Since it's just me I speak my mind and say what I am feeling much…
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I Finally Got Laid........Off......of My Job
This podcast was supposed to be about fantasy football but sometimes we take a different turn and speak about the things that strike us in the moment. Unfortunately I got a bit caught up about getting laid......the only laid I can get which is laid off and then we went into a diatribe about the...
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Listening to Pricks about Matchups for Week 6
On tonight’s show we got a variety pack for you much like those old football variety card packs, you know the one with the hard gum that you would break your tooth on. We will be getting into week 6 matchups included who to start, who to trade or who not to trade as well beating the wavier wire...
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Week 6 and Weak Teams
Tonight’s show we discuss strategies what you can do with with a losing record. Trades, roster moves, wavier wire and the correct sacrifices to make in order to appease the Football Gods. We are pulling out all the stops to try and get your weak team to a winning Week 6 team! As always listener...
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The Villain Always Thinks They Are the Hero. The Draftee Always thinks they have a Champion Roster
Tonight’s show we break away from our fun fantasy football for the first hour and a half to speak about the climate of America, challenging the stigmata of a permanent broken America and what the Government shut down is really about. Now since I know about as much about politics as I do fantasy...
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My Fantasy Football Championship was Just a Fantasy
On tonight’s show or whenever the hell you listen we are going to dive deep....well were going to jump in the deep end......well were going to dip our feet in it......okay were just going to splash and play in the fantasy football kiddie pool (uhh that might sound bad) and speak about the climate...
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There is No Left or Right Side only the American One!
This show I am sorry but we have to discuss about what happened this week with Charlie Kirk as I try to bring a point for common ground. No left or right opinion here instead just fact as I discuss only one side of what happened, The American one! Also listener discretion is advised.
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The Final Final Top 25 WR RB Predictions
OK, so this is the final final final predictions of the top 24 running backs and wide receivers…because the season starts Thursday. Now listen in as I make myself accountable for these ranking with an end of season bet 😀. Even though I know the rankings will be wrong. One thing I know is right…
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Destination Draft Ho!
Join Bret and I as we do a show literally on the road as we head to our live draft, speaking about our draft strategies including dynasty keeper and a bit of redraft. Yes we discuss our league a bit but the players discussed are well know with a bit twist as we try to break our bias and un-bias...
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These Rankings Are Offensive Part 4
(Singing) "This is the Rankings show that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends. First it was 1 saying it was going to be done. Then suddenly it became an extra 3 driving me to insanity and left me talking only fantasy...... because? This is the show that never ends yes it goes on and on my...
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These Rankings Are Offensive
That is right we had to do a part 3 of our offensive rankings show due to being cut off for time. Sooooo if you missed part 1 part 2 check those out as well for more details. If not, we do a fast recap. Now what makes us different then others is these rankings are offensive to many but I am…
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These Rankings Are Offensive Part 2
We start where we left off on our rankings Part 1 discussing my projections for the top 24 WR and then dive into my projections for the top 24 RB's. Now if you missed part 1 no biggie we do a recap. What makes this different then all the other ranking podcasts.....well I am willing to be...
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Offensive Rankings
Join Bret and I as we discuss our top 24 ......or try to discuss our top 24 WR's. I know what you're thinking, "oh man another podcast projecting fantasy football." Well tune in to our show as I am not sure you will find rankings that are more than this. Even though this is fantasy football heavy...
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The History of Maple Grove Days
Join us on wacky and satiric history (no it's not the actual history) of an event in my host's (Bret) neighborhood Maple Grove in which they celebrate Maple Grove on July 19 but then don't shoot off any fireworks on the 4th of July. It's a strange thing but don't worry Bret and I go into great...
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Rankings That Might Be Offensive
This show we kind of get away from our regular programing of bad jokes and stupid tangents and become more Fantasy Football focused. If your into Fantasy Football than join us as we talk about of not when to draft WR's but an actual prediction of who the top 24 WR's will be! Actually if I…
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The Un-United and Dependent States of America
In response to the tragic even that happened last Saturday June 14 with death of Minn Rep Horton and her husband we spin the wheel of topics and have a more serious political discussion diving into the depths of what motivated the shooter, the faction of America and the war in Iran which could…
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Rank These Stories
This episode my host Bret and I (Chad) share story time as he explains his experience in Vegas on a business trip that involves passive aggressive Uber Drivers, small plate dinners and hallway blockers. If that isn't interesting I tell a story about possibly the worst pick up line ever and…
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Wheel My Anxiety Go Away
Join my host Bret and I Chad as we discuss random spun topic on the wheel of topics. Most of the show however is a deep discussion about how anxiety can lead to serious depression as I share an experience I had recently and the work to overcome it. This show is a bit serious but really hope those...
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Plains Trains Hotels and Overrated Draft Picks
Welcome back to another episode and if new welcome to Offensiveminded. Join my host Bret and I Chad as Bret speaks about the fun times at Airports, why Super Trains should be a thing and how attention to detail is important when booking a hotel. Now if that doesn't do anything for ya and you want...
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Free Form & Draft Talk
We take it a bit easy and do a free form show with a bit of talk about the RBs in this 2025 NFL draft class and which are the best for your fantasy team. Listener discretions is advised.
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Free Agency and Free Balling
Listen in as we go off rails a bit about the state of this country when my co-host went to Canada for a business trip. The politics flow a bit more as my co-host's daughter gives her take on Trump and women in office. The show finally gets a bit more on track as we speak about underrated free...
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The Life of a Teenager's Prisoned Mind
This episode is very different from what we normally do. Not crude humor or football, instead I speak with my co-host's son Bailey about the struggles he faces with the loss and constant ridicule as well as the challenges he faces with his disabilities. Tune in to hear the troubled minds of…
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Free Agency and Free Verse
This episode starts a bit off the rails with speaking of my co-host Bret as a deity then jumping into an improv as me trying to buy some connectors due to him being a connector salesperson. We then get a pleasantly surprise call from handle Sportsnerd who runs circles around me in sports…
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A Brief History and Long Lesson Learned
Join me Chad and my host Bret as we got a bit off topic on this podcast per usual. After a few tasteful and tasteless jokes, I Chad finally got to give a brief and ironic history lesson on how the first depression in America was caused because American's refused to pay taxes. We also got into a…
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The Gift and Burden of Life Part 2
We continue to discuss my co-host's feelings and thoughts about his father's cancer. Later on I share about a domestic dispute incident I was involved with and how a heroic act can turn in a villainous one. Listener discretion is advised.
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The Gift and Burden of Life
Join us as we discuss mistaken planetary alignments and open a vein up on Offensive Minded speaking to my Host about his father who has cancer and how it can be a such a gift and such a curse at the same time. Even though this is more of a serious show then we normally do, listener discretion is...
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Palantines Day Country and Coaches
This episode we give out tips for next year's valentines day as well as start a new tradition called Palantines day. We also discuss country music and country lifestyle along with the new NFL coaches and the impact they will have. Tune into to the end of the show to hear about my victorious…
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Eagle Punk Fans and Super Bowl Bans
Join us as we discuss how to handle these Eagle Punks (Eagle fans with no respect) and our decision on why we will be boycotting the Super Bowl. If none of this is to your liking then listen in as we attempt to solve the case of my missing underwear and take a live call from a Cowboy fan who says...
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Wild Card Weekend Wild Conversations
Join us as we discuss implications of the playoffs and strategies for the underdogs. I am not going to lie this podcast in football but it's all over the place. It's like a fumbled conversation picking up one right after the other. I know you curious so if you like football mixed with a bit of...
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Ring The Bell
Join us as we discuss dating profiles tips, how to capture the audience with Chairity Salvation Army work. NFL vs College how to fix the J. E. T. S jets jets, an improvisation with Bret do due to a bathroom emergency ending the show with Fantasy football advice for your semi's. This show was all...
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Playoffs Playoffs?
It's the first round of the playoffs as we take a shot at some predictions a bit different than others no rankings just start them if ya hear the name. Also we will discuss the host's lack of social life as well as his lack of Fantasy football advice championships so tune to get the edge for your...
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Bear Down and Take It!
We have a special guests Kyle and my host's son Bailey because anyone who agrees to come on our show has to be special :) We discuss what these bad teams do for next season, fantasy football playoff strategies as well as bump and run coverage and trust me it's not what you think. Listen in to…
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Election Selection Thoughts and Ideas
In tonight's Podcast, we discuss in detail about the election who we voted for and why but still do our best to not just give good reason, but justifiable ones for our decisions. We also dive in a bit of ideas for the future of America and lesson fears stirred up by an election that was run off…
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Wheeling and Spilling
For this show we decided to change the format and instead of doing a boring regular fantasy show, we spin the wheel of topics and spill out our guts and opinions on them. To keep it mysterious you will just have to listen. This show is especially explicit, and listener discretion is advised.
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