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Send us Fan MailDon't tell YouTube but we're not ACTUALLY a Reddit podcast. It just gets more clicks because YouTube's algorithm is dumb and all powerful 🙃As well as Reddit Chat of the Week™️ we discuss air cons, England smashing Ghana and YOUR comments from this week!Rating 5* is MASSIVE - and post a comment as we read them all <3 

Send us Fan MailAnother Reddit episode! This time Judge Stumpy and Lawyer guy Coolcole go through some of the most CONTROVERSIAL AITA posts of the last few weeks and the debate gets SPICY.Fear not, we veer wildly off-topic throughout <3 Leave a 5* review and a comment - we read them all :) 

Send us Fan MailThe 2026 World Cup in America begins TOMORROW! To celebrate we ran our own World Cup - with EVERY match simulated by the flip of a coin. Rate 5* if you enjoy, and post a comment - we read every single one <3 

Send us Fan MailThe RLCS went to Paris, and so did we! So we decided to RANK each RLCS host city we've been to :) We also discuss gun ranges, holiday hoodies and eating snails. Rate 5* and post a comment - we really do read them all.

Send us Fan MailRATE 5* IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! <3 Ben Bankas uploaded the most CRINGE standup comedy clip you will EVER see, and we LOVED it (not how he wanted to be fair). We also chat feng shui, infinite broth and each our deepest and darkest states of mind. Leave a comment, we check them all. 

Send us Fan MailJorhdys' links below!We went back to Room 101 - this time with Jorhdys! We also chat about lobbies, crustaceans and Cole's lovely grandma.Please rate 5* and leave a comment - we read them all! <3Check Jorhdys' streams & tweets! https://x.com/jorhdys

Send us Fan MailFootball, american football, cricket and basketball are SO old-fashioned. So we put our minds together and made some OBJECTIVELY CLEAR improvements for them all! We also discuss hide-and-seek, broken thumbs, and Stumpy's crazy stag-do where he had a sip of alcohol the mad lad.Leave 5* and post a comment - we read them all <3 

Send us Fan MailChalked Cast's very own Johnnyboi_i is our second guest (after CJCJ), and the Rocket League and RLCS didn't hold back banishing his biggest frustrations to the Room 101 scrapheap. We discuss household annoyances, British weather and why Cole's pool rules are the best. PLEASE rate 5* if you enjoy and post a comment - we read them all <3

Send us Fan MailYou LOVED our last Reddit AITA chat, so we thought we'd do it again. We also discuss stag dos, dog ownership and the pleasure of being introverted.Please rate 5 stars and post a comment - we really do read them all <3

Send us Fan Mail**WHEN WE SAID AARON RODGERS WE MEANT AARON HERNANDEZ**Batter up! We're taking the viral 9-9-9 challenge this week to see if we can drink just over a pint in...three hours? And like, a hotdog and a half?! Blimey America, I thought you guys were good with food.We also chat playground heroics, broken boilers, and why baseball is the weirdest sport in the world. Rate 5* and drop a comment - we read them all <3

Send us Fan MailThe World Cup 2026 is just around the corner, so we've rated every World Cup song, from Waka Waka to Wavin' Flag to good old Il Divo. We also discuss Plan B, World Cup memories and why Cole's dad will beat up Stumpy's dad once he finally gets home with those cigarettes. Rate 5* and leave a comment - we read every single one <3

Send us Fan MailIpswich Town is now Reform FC - poor Cole. In this deeper-than-usual episode we discuss Farage-gate at Deportman Road, who's the wokest and, like, actual real conversation topics. We'd love to hear your thoughts on any of these topics. And drop us a 5* rating while you're at it to OWN THE LIBS!

Send us Fan MailTurns out clicking email links is BAD. Learn how we got phished and what YOU should avoid in today's ep! We also discuss holidays in Ireland, ideal plate colours, and why Cole's beloved Ipswich Town Football Club are racist now.ALSO we finally went through your Spotify comments!Rate 5* and leave a comment if you think we deserve it <3 

Send us Fan MailThis week we decide who's in the wrong in a segment NOT sponsored by the Guardian (but it could be *eyes*). We ALSO chat StumbleUpon, picking up coins and Stumpy's favourite Star War.PLEASE rate 5* if you enjoyed and post a comment - we'll look through them in a future episode! <3

Send us Fan MailWe met up in a STUDIO! In SHEFFIELD (yes it is a real place not just in Harry Potter). Crazy that in all the years of knowing each other we've never made physical contact, but that's post-2020 society for ya! Rate 5* and post a comment - we will go through them in an episode soon!

Send us Fan MailIt's a themed episode, a ruddy themed episode! This week we jump right into answering some of Reddit's most controversial questions - and discover the real asshole is the friends we made along the way. Rate 5*, post a comment - we'll read them all in a future ep <3

Send us Fan MailIn OU#19 we learn EVERY ACCENT IN THE WORLD...that's based between Plymouth, England and Scotland, Scotland. We also discuss odd socks, Premier League footballers, and why Pizza Hut are utter scum. Pizza pics: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1475821910783688818/pizza4.jpg?ex=699ee1c2&is=699d9042&hm=64c285eb1eae12784bde73b1d0f9846570834160a93cdc9b9721bd7f4990fd63&=&format=webp&width=642&height=856https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1475821911152918601/pizza3.png?ex=699ee1c3&is=699d9043&hm=738f9520743873fce017bb2cbf71dc582bcbfe33ef908fa2bdaac8869c8362d5&=&format=webp&quality=losslessComments and 5* reviews go a LONG way <3 

Send us Fan MailThis week's OU ends with THE craziest coincidence. Not even trolling, so stick about till the end for an insane twist.We also discuss emoji names, village halls and why hiball glasses are the WORST. Oh and here's the promised photo audio scum <3 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1473283752464748756/87105384-IMG-20180519-WA0000.jpg?ex=69964eaa&is=6994fd2a&hm=bbd5ba1e0878283862b3a77b2d465949c1d22e03ab78002df678065de484cdfc&=&format=webp&width=912&height=514Rate 5* please! 

Send us Fan MailIn OU 17 we enter a Slap Fight AND Run It Straight competition - but do we win?! In between slaps we discuss finding cash, modern art and 2035's hottest new invention. PLEASE rate 5 stars and leave a comment if you enjoyed <3 

Send us Fan MailIn OU 16, we win ALL the Popeye's chicken (...or DO we?!) We also choose a pizza slice (check the pics here: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854616371925043/image.png?ex=6983dfe3&is=69828e63&hm=af9b424f7cf5ae4fc19ee7ccfb1fde3de507fb8f07456a8e1c5f97c02aecd660&=&format=webp&quality=lossless, https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854781153284313/image.png?ex=6983e00b&is=69828e8b&hm=1bfdae0446776af66296823bf6d6add1f82bbfe2a84b8d258701f46f391937dd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless). Pls rate 5* if you enjoyed it and leave a comment with your pizza of choice! <3 

Send us Fan MailZombies are cool again - well maybe not, but that doesn't stop us using them for clickbait.In OU #15, we discuss surviving the apocalypse, scoring own goals, and why changing your bedding is the worst job in the world. Please leave a comment and rate 5 stars to make us happy <3 

Send us Fan MailWaddup blokes, it's ya bois Cole and Stumpy with a yee-hawwing episode of Officially Unofficially. This week, we objectively rate who says it better: US or the UK. We also discuss podcast licenses, Bodger and Badger and whether Pluto should still be a planet. Listen, comment, rate 5 stars <3 

Send us Fan MailUK pubs aren't all cheap beer and tax dodging. Sometimes, they have REALLY weird rules attached to them. We also discuss wedding fairs, Codenames and murderous trampolines. Give it a rating, leave us a comment <3 

Send us Fan MailWe are BACK! With a New Year's day SPECIAL (bit late lol but what you gonna do). We ALSO discuss winter illness, driving in the snow (again) and why Cole is finally fashionable in the year 2026.We read all comments so please post one. And give it 5 stars because why not.

Send us Fan MailSo we've been away over the last couple of weeks, but thankfully we recorded an episode in advance! ...sadly, turns out we should have recorded two. Whoops! In the meantime have a lil bitesized reminder of how funny we are. We'll be back Wednesday with some brand new C O N T E N T <3

Send us Fan MailIn Officially Unofficially #11 we joined a queue - as only Brits can do! We also discuss diving into urine, ditching your train mates and why one Squid Games contestant is THE worst game show player EVER. We check all comments so post one if you enjoyed! And rate 5 stars <3

Send us Fan MailAustralia isn't JUST for ex-convicts - although coincidentally, CJ's descendents did steal some bread. With our first EVER guest CJCJ, we also discuss getting lost in hotels, territory wars with your own dog, and how to make golf just a *bit* less boring. We check all comments so post one if you enjoyed! And rate 5 bloody stars legends xxx

Send us Fan MailWe've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.We also discuss bad Christmas presents, snot, and why Cole is no longer allowed in Liverpool (to be fair he's running out of places he *can* go).Rate 5 stars and leave a comment - we read them all!

Send us Fan MailTom Brady's only gone and got his dog cloned - and you'll never guess who he paid to hold the test tubed. It's Officially Unofficially #8! Where we also talk synesthesia,  raising your own grandma and just what the deal is with airplane screens.Give it a 5-star rating and drop us a comment - we read them all!

Send us Fan MailWe're down with the kids as ever in Officially Unofficially #7 (SIIIX SEVEEEN)! As well as spooky Halloween fun, we discuss words of the year, fishing, and the  ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ North American regional of baseball.Drop a comment, we genuinely read them and discuss them this episode in fact!

Send us Fan MailIn Officially Unofficially #6 we discuss representing the three lions in (whisper it) a Rocket League event! We also talk working in pubs, terrible gigs and why our favourite ever England song talks about someone called "Old Nobby"???Make sure you drop a 5 * rating if you enjoyed <3

Send us Fan MailWelcome to a PETA-disapproved episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss hedgehog golf, probably. We also chat underage drinking, the Inbetweeners, and why our hastily-scrawled one liners are better than the song Hallelujah. We check all comments so post one if you enjoyed! Sponsor: don't have one lol Patreon: don't have one lol Gaming channel: we do have one lol it's here https://www.youtube.com/user/SubParButInHD 

Send us Fan MailWelcome to an AI-generated (not really please don't censor us) episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss artificial intelligence, probably. We also chat bodily functions, fashion (not that Cole knows the meaning of the word), and blobfish. We check all comments so post one if you enjoyed!

Send us Fan MailWelcome to a special spooooooky episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss ghosts, probably. We also chat Ipswich Town, Subbuteo (you heard of it?), and whether it's better to know how magic tricks work. We check all comments so post one if you enjoyed!

Send us Fan Mail Cole & Stumpy are actually sticking to a weekly schedule! This week we discuss conker fights, life post-rapture & why Roger Federer would lose to Stumpy in a game of pickleball. Like and comment if you want MORE! 

Send us Fan MailCole and Stumpy's BRAND NEW PODCAST (unless you read this in like a year or an hour or whatever lol). We discuss nightclub fights, Kings Cross platform 0 (who cares) & why Stumpy keeps painting red crosses on mini roundabouts (allegedly).