OFMD Podfics by Littlefingies

Written work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57871075 Doublepod collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DoublePod

red, red wine by scarrletmoon An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69637851 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Who orders that much wine at the last minute, anyway? And what kind of name is Stede Bonnet? Tags: Wine, Meet-Cute, Daddy Issues This podfic is part of the DoublePod event, which means that my co-podder Rae made another podfic of the same story in their own style! I encourage you to give their version a listen and check out the rest of the podfics in the collection. Rae's podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85548986 Ao3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DoublePod

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch. Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW     Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers) Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch. Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW     Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry! 

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch. Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW     Details for Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Boundary Violations, Crime, Stalking, Nightmares, Sex with Other People: This 100% does what it says on the tin. Ed is a succubus who feeds via oral sex in the back alley of a bar. Stede is the human who keeps watching him do it. Ed is aware that Stede’s there. Ed’s victims don’t know they’re being watched. Ed sets boundaries that Stede disregards, but all of the sex between them is consensual, and they are both very into it. Ed has used his abilities to commit financial crimes. Ed stalks Stede. Stede doesn’t know but would be jazzed if he did know. Ed has a nightmare that his power kills Stede. Stede has sex with someone else at Ed's insistence. It isn't successful.

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch. Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW     Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers) Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch. Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW     Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry! 

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch. Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW     Details for Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Boundary Violations, Crime, Stalking, Nightmares, Sex with Other People: This 100% does what it says on the tin. Ed is a succubus who feeds via oral sex in the back alley of a bar. Stede is the human who keeps watching him do it. Ed is aware that Stede’s there. Ed’s victims don’t know they’re being watched. Ed sets boundaries that Stede disregards, but all of the sex between them is consensual, and they are both very into it. Ed has used his abilities to commit financial crimes. Ed stalks Stede. Stede doesn’t know but would be jazzed if he did know. Ed has a nightmare that his power kills Stede. Stede has sex with someone else at Ed's insistence. It isn't successful.

Let the world around us just fall apart by Temporal_discounting An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71253786 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Ed and Stede work together to repair the teeny tiny Revenge. Set in a sort of nebulous time in between episodes 5 and 6 of Season 2. Tags: Canon Compliant, Season 2, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, probation era, in a world where Ed's probation lasted longer than a day, taking it slow, Fluff, fixing things as a metaphor for repairing a relationship, talking it through as a crew, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet

In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins  Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend. Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Intro/outro music: Florence and the Machine - Everybody Scream

In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise (music and sfx free version) An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins  Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend. Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Chapter 8/8 - this podfic is now complete! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 7/8   Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/147075253

Chapter 6/8 - We're all caught up with the remaster, this podfic chapter is brand new! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 5/8 - Remastered and with new music! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146793109

Chapter 4/8 - Remastered and with new music! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley Link to this chapter to see the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146660089

Chapter 3/8 (remastered and featuring new music!)   Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146528212#workskin

Chapter 2/8 - Remastered and featuring updated music! Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 1/8 (remaster with new music!) Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk  Credits:  Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Featuring music from Stardew Valley Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350#workskin

Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer) Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Author Summary:  Every happy ending has a beginning. Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place. Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known. Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use Credits: - Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351 - Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo - Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E

Truth by FPWoper An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: G, No archive warnings apply Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60959725/chapters/155727373 Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Black Pete." Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

Motivation by FPWoper An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: G, No archive warnings apply Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47507893/chapters/119726113 Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Jim realising something about Oluwande." Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

There Are Other Worlds Than These by metavenhorst An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42275940 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Ed and Stede wake up in a void full of endless doors. Where do they lead?

Chapter 8/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to chapter art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146758879 Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Listen to This: "Accommodations" by Vmarssmartrthnme, narrated by PilotPiratePods Link to Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61120966/chapters/156169366 Link to Written Work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/151896526  

(bloom, bear fruit) by blackkat A Star Wars: The Clone Wars fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: General audiences, no archive warnings apply Relationship: Echo/Agen Kolar Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61940503 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Courting Rituals, Humor, Fluff, Flowers I'm podficcing this story for Voiceteam 2025 for the prompt Into the Unknown. This story was recommended to me by farkenshnoffingottom.

Chapter 7/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Outro: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Chapter 6/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Chapter 5/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Chapter 4/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Chapter 3/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Chapter 2/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

Chapter 1/8 The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is. “Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times “Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing “It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending 

We Fit Together by allyisreading An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54036202 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez This is a season two missing scene set the morning after Calypso's birthday. Tags: Canon Universe, Fluff, POV Jim Jimenez, Not Beta Read, She/They Archie, Garlic Knot/Garlic Soup Polycule, Deleted Scene, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02   

Chapter 3/3 Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit with art by babykittenteach An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance. Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach  Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"

Chapter 2/3 Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit with art by babykittenteach An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance. Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach  Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"

Chapter 1/3 Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit with art by babykittenteach An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance. Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach  Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"

Adult Swim (Dreams do come true), written by LaMer_nathalie An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61754035 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede is fairly newly divorced, and hasn't found the courage or the time to dip his toes into the dating pool. So he's working on himself, one lap swim at a time. He notices a devastatingly handsome swimmer one evening. Cut to scene... Tags: Fluff, gentlebeard, Fitness Fic, That Yummy Smelling Soap, The Meatmarket that is Adult Swim at the Public Pool, Okay maybe that is just wish fulfillment, Public Nudity, Butts  Cover image source: Stephen Ventura https://unsplash.com/@stephen_ventura

Just To Kiss Me, written by adhduck An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45974647 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Ed is learning how to be cared for, which apparently involves Stede helping him shave, and also saying what he wants--and what he doesn't. (Or: ace!Ed is about to be so, so fucking loved).  Tags: Asexual Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sex-Favorable Blackbeard | Edward Teach, (/sex neutral), discussion of asexuality, discussion of sex, Implied/offscreen masturbation, Making Out, Shaving, Facial Shaving, stede shaves ed and it's VERY tender, Internalized Acephobia, (don't worry they talk through it all), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Neck Kissing, bc if ed's gonna shave his beard by god his neck and jaw deserve some love, Author is Asexual, basically i wanted ace!ed to be cared for and loved so FUCKING tenderly, and to have more fics with sex-favorable characters but not sex scenes bc there aren't many, Post-Season/Series 01, (i feel like i gotta use this now instead of post-canon lol), Non-Sexual Intimacy, sensual intimacy

Slow Down by dance_across An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50845096 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Ed has some very specific ideas about what the collar means. Stede hasn't quite caught up yet. Tags: POV Stede Bonnet, Ed's Collar, Kink Discovery, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Masturbation, Light Dom/sub, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02, Looking but not touching, taking it slow, Kissing, First Time, Ed Is Bad At Accepting Compliments, But Here Comes Stede The Compliment Machine, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life  Narrator's note: This podfic is a prompt fill for dance_across for the OFMD Gotcha for Gaza, which I still think is one of the coolest things this fandom has ever done. There are still unassigned prompts, so if you're an artist, a writer, or a podficcer I encourage you to check those out! Info: https://ofmd-gotcha-for-gaza.carrd.co/ AO3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/OFMD_Gotcha_for_Gaza OFMDAction on bksy: https://bsky.app/profile/ofmdaction.bsky.social

Come What May by serpent_and_dahlia An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59291158 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: After a break up, Stede comes over to his best buddy Ed's house for a movie night. Is tonight the night that Ed finally tells him how he feels? Maybe, but expect 9,000 words of panic attack first. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad, brief Stede Bonnet/other, Moulin Rouge (2001) is weirdly central to the premise for some reason, No actual knowledge of Moulin Rouge (2001) needed, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Getting Together  Note from the author: Hi friends! Here we are, baby's first modern AU. Basically I was watching Moulin Rouge a while back, and the next morning I woke up to a barely legible note that I'm pretty sure says, "Ed over-identifies with Satine???" And, well, here we are. As I mentioned in the tags, no previous knowledge of Moulin Rouge should be necessary here. Enjoy! 💜

spendin' time together (watch out, don't let it get you down) by ingydar An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61717048 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Music: The Promise (Samia cover) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: ed and stede's first breakfasts together Tags: Breakfast, Morning Kisses, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Missing Scene

Chapter 5/5 A Pirate Carol by veeagainst An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard. Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 4/5 A Pirate Carol by veeagainst An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard. Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 3/5 A Pirate Carol by veeagainst An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard. Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss  

Chapter 2/5 A Pirate Carol by veeagainst An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard. Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 1/5 A Pirate Carol by veeagainst An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard. Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Cherry by Ingydar An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59366038 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works OFMD Holestice 2024 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024 Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Free Use, Spanking, the lightest eensiest weensiest bit of exhibitionism  Summary:  Stede should be praised, exalted for his restraint. Ed is lying on the couch, tummy down, knees bent and legs crossed at the ankles. He’s got a game controller in his hands, big headphones on his head (kitty ears and all), a lollipop in his mouth, lower lip tantalizingly red. “You fuck,” he grunts into the microphone around the candy, flexing his ankles. “You think you’re carrying?” He yanks it out of his mouth and sets it on the coffee table. “That’s fucking rich.”

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Chapter 5/8 Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction. Read by Littlefingies Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350 Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs) Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet  Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away. Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk