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OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones
by Oldmen Productions
Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (and mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn new things, and most importantly - get distracted and chat absolute nonsense! With regular special guests, Smith & Jones aim to create a weekly safe space to lift your spirits and shoot the breeze, with plenty of listener interaction and input along the way! Ask us ANYTHING! Discord: https://discord.gg/R8UsEFrM [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'
Episodes
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ZEUS' NYLON STOCKINGS
It's episode 32! This week, Smith and Parsons catch up on their week and discuss various topics, including the hot weather, cooking mishaps, binge-watching TV shows, and their lack of motivation for gaming and streaming. Mark hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz before they celebrate...
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SATURDAY NIGHT BALLBAGS
It's Episode 31, and everybody is away! Don't fear though, as we have previously unheard content for you still! Smith hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz before playing an old clip about fish fingers and custard (and Doctor Who) that he recorded with Tunny. Then, Marky and Gnarky…
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MARK'S LITTLE THING with Marky & Gnarky
IT'S EPISODE 30!!! In this episode, Marky and Gnarky discuss their furthest travels in each compass direction, their dream destinations, and the importance of taking breaks for mental health. They also celebrate the 30th episode of the podcast and express gratitude to the listeners and the Oldmen...
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HOO HAA AND TESTES with Marky & Gnarky
It's episode 29! To begin, Marky and Gnarky discuss recent experiences with allergies and heat stroke, and getting hit by footballs. The conversation then shifts to their favourite subjects in school and the benefits of performing arts. They celebrate National Banana Day and share fun facts about...
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THE BEAVER EXPERT
It's episode 28! To start, Smith and Jones discuss the Oldmen Army eSports Team, International Beaver Day and The Fish Doorbell, before the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz (which is entirely fair!). The CRAZY FACTS are about beavers - The hosts discuss famous beavers, the official symbol of...
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ALAN TITCHMARSH'S TROUSERS with Smith & Tunnicliffe
It's episode 27! Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss their Easter Sunday activities, attending the Insomnia gaming event, having a meet-up, and the significance of British Summertime! They also talk about Tunny's lack of knowledge about popular movies and TV shows, before Mark challenges him with 'ARE...
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NOT THIS TIME, ADOLF!
It's episode 26! To start the episode, Smith and Jones discuss various topics including Chocolate Covered Raisin Day, the famous Reddit user "Ramses the Pigeon", encountering Ed Sheeran at a concert, and a new video on the Oldmen Army YouTube channel. They also engage in a quiz called 'ARE YOU...
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A BUMP OF SPUD
It's episode 25! To start, Smith & Jones discuss their morning routines and compare their wake-up times. They also talk about Mario Day and Mother's Day, sharing their thoughts on celebrating these holidays. The hosts give feedback on the previous episode and discuss upcoming events, including a...
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THE GRUB SNATCHER with Smith & Tunnicliffe
In this episode, Smith and Tunnicliffe catch up on their week and discuss topics such as starting a new job, hospital tests, and more London experiences. They also talk about diet and share a listener's public toilet horror story. As always, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN? covers questions about...
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CALL THE NUNNERY!
IT'S EPISODE 23! Smith and Jones discuss their personal updates, including family health issues and a recent trip to London where Smith shares his experiences at an anime restaurant and Bandai Namco, as well as the London Graphic Centre. The hosts also talk further about a rumour regarding...
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PYTHON PANTS with Smith & Lawson
IT'S EPISODE 22! This week, Smith and Lawson have BRAND NEW SEGMENTS! They discuss their weekends and little Aubrey's first birthday. They also talk about Pancake Day, Valentine's Day and Lent. The hosts then engage in a quiz segment called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' where they test their...
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STRICTLY GOBBLER'S KNOB
Summary In this episode, Smith and Jones catch up after missing a week of recording. They discuss Mark's annual company dinner and his mental health struggles. They also talk about Palworld, a video game Smith has been playing, and share some Valentine's Day facts alongside some hilarious Crazy...
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YES, KOCK! with Smith & Tunnicliffe
It's episode 20, and Tunny is filling in for Mr. Jones alongside Smith! This week the oldmen discuss merch, new nephews, fields, fingers, vegetables, MrBeast, Reese Witherspoon, local football teams, match experiences, family influences, Jürgen Klopp and of course, YES KOCK! Contact us (please!):...
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ZEUS' MASSIVE CLOCK with Zeu5Beard
It's episode 19! Mr. Jones is back, and this week the oldmen are joined by ZEU5BEARD as they discuss technological issues, community voted episode titles, Poo-Gate, the Liver Building, the Liver Birds, Peanut the cat, Rover the retriever, zombie movies and TV shows, Asian horror films, South…
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TRIPLE NIPPLE CLUB with Smith & Lawson
It's Episode 18, and it's a first-time episode without Jones! Jamieson "MrGnarKills" steps into the co-host hot-seat as the oldmen discuss topics including parenting, Lethal Company, dinosaur poop, third nipples, Haggis crisps, 90s TV nostalgia, Boy Meets World, dark theories, Carlos the cat,...
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SET TO COLONOSCOPY with James "KitkAtkin"
It's Episode 17, and it's Mark's Birthday episode! The oldmen are joined by special guest James "KitkAtkin" as they discuss Poo Gate, new offices, wasabi, moonquakes, space, Baba Vanga, mystics, twins, Formula 1, ticket prices, elite sports, brain teasers and of course our toilet is SET TO...
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SAUSAGE-SHAPED BUT LUMPY
Happy New Year! It's episode 16, and IT'S THE 2023 REVIEW EPISODE where we go over the pod's analytics and insights since it's birth in August! Smith & Jones also discuss their Christmas break, New Year plans, surprise gifts, poop, resolution abandonment, Thor the Walrus, the Titan Submersible,...
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BONUS EPISODE: CHRISTMAS NIPPERS
Merry Christmas! We're taking the week off, but here's a bonus episode containing the audio from Mark and Ben's Christmassy PowerWash Simulator stream last week! PLAY ALONG! Ben reads the lyrics to a Christmas song, you have to guess the title and the artist! As always, a lot of nonsense is…
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LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
It's the LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! This week, the oldmen discuss ALL THINGS CHRISTMAS with their live chat! Topics include Christmas decorations from around the world, Christmas songs in space, Santa's postcode, Caga Tió, runaway reindeer, consumer spending, favourite Christmas songs, best and…
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CONDUIT OF HEAD
It's episode FOURTEEN, brought to you in association with oldmenmerch.com! WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN! This week the oldmen discuss Die Hard, football stadia, animal identification, koala pee, lightning, gondolas, Canadian kangaroos, James...
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HISTORIC GLORY HOLE
It's episode THIRTEEN, brought to you in association with "Sounds like a You Problem!" WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN! This week the oldmen discuss Spotify Wrapped, The Muppets, crocodiles vs. alligators, narrow boats, runaway school buses,...
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ALL THE 'ZARDS
It's episode TWELVE, brought to you in association with MrGnarKills - The Board Game! WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN! This week the oldmen discuss Christmas, GUEST STAR season 2 (apply!), tigers, Venus, super pigs, OnlyFans, food, food, food,...
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A YELLOW MONSTROSITY
It's episode ELEVEN, brought to you in association with Chef Tunny's Shepherd's Pie! This week the oldmen discuss poo eating, pinball, Christmas songs, zombies, merch, Shell, the Beatles, Game of Thrones, horses, gigs, books and of course, A YELLOW MONSTROSITY! Contact us: [email protected]...
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LIVE CASTARDS
It's episode 10, AND IT'S LIVE! Join the oldmen as they celebrate OLDMEN DAY in style with a special live episode of the podcast filled with Crazy Facts, Crazy News, inappropriate questions and special guests! For the first time ever, you can also WATCH the podcast over on our YouTube channel:...
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Ben Smells
It's a very special and brief episode of OLD CASTARDS! This week, the oldmen discuss OLDMEN DAY 2023! See you all this Saturday at 8am! https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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RAYSH BURGLY BEHORSED
It's episode NINE, with special Guest Star... Benbis81? This week the oldmen discuss manflu, V for Vendetta, Greggs, cinema mishaps, Five Nights at Freddy's, bull semen, marital aids, mannequins, Pokémon, rude animals and of course, RAYSH BURGLY BEHORSED. Contact us: [email protected]...
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LONG, STIFF, SLIPPERY
It's episode EIGHT, with special Guest Star... Markuhita? This week the oldmen discuss placemats, poop, Jacksfilms vs. Sssniperwolf, chilli peppers, DeOLDorant, rats, live music, Star Wars, witches and of course, long, stiff, slippery! Contact us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy...
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BEN'S SHINY BONE with The_Dr_97
It's episode seven, with special guest The_Dr_97! This week the oldmen discuss hamster yawns, 13 Ghosts, Microsoft, Kurt Cobain, Doctor Who, GameBoys, soiling yourself, Taylor Swift, cheat codes, 48 holes and of course, Ben's shiny bone! Contact us: [email protected]…
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WET WARM TOMATO with TheGirthBurger
It's episode six, and there's no crusty bums here! The oldmen are back from their week off! This time they discuss Ahsoka, 6 legged dogs, blue whales, giraffe poo, EDM, horror movies, showering, OBS and of course, wet warm tomato! Contact us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy…
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STANDING OR SITTING? with Th3_Vincent
It's episode five, with Guest Star Th3_Vincent! This week, the oldmen discuss XL bullies, "(not) FIFA", Jurassic Park, the King, kidneys, Smurfs, VR, the zombie apocalypse and of course, STANDING OR SITTING? Contact us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See...
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TRAILER
Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn…
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TUNA EYEBALLS AND SCAT with Lavender Rose Gaming
It's episode 4, with Guest Star Lavender Rose Gaming! This week, the oldmen (and women) discuss presidents, bikes, auctions, McDonald's, travel, poetry and of course, tuna eyeballs and scat! Contact Us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
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ANCIENT RANCID MEAT with MrGnarKills
It's episode 3, with Guest Star MrGnarKills! This week, the oldmen discuss Popeye's, beavers, Ant and Dec, Russ Abbot, tabletop games and of course, ancient rancid meat! Contact Us: [email protected] https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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COWS TURTLE PIGEON with iamTunny100
It's episode 2, with Guest Star iamTunny100! This week, the oldmen discuss Bear Grylls, Starfield, shepherd's pie, One Piece, "Bresco" meal deals and of course, cows turtle pigeon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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EYEFUL OF SUNFLOWERS with SlimBoyFat82
It's the first full, proper episode, with guest star SlimBoyFat82! This week, the oldmen discuss spooky ghosts, Donald Trump, music, retro video games and of course, sunflower nudity! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Pilot
It's the first ever episode! This week, the oldmen discuss the fact that they're now hosting a podcast! Other topics include TCGs, Stevenage Football Club, bug eating, sledgehammers and of course: sluggy pits and sh*t tickets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (and mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn new things, and most importantly - get distracted and chat absolute nonsense! With regular special guests, Smith & Jones aim to create a weekly safe space to lift your spirits and shoot the breeze, with plenty of listener interaction and input along the way!
Ask us ANYTHING!
Discord: https://discord.gg/R8UsEFrM
Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'
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Oldmen Productions
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OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones currently has 36 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (and mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn...
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