PODCAST · comedy
Old Men Yell At Cloud
by Zero Science
Three friends dig out some of their favorite albums from their vinyl collection, spin them nice and loudly, and then discuss them. And fast food. Fast food gets discussed a lot.
Episodes
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112 - Violator, or: The Lorax: First as a lamb, then as a lion
Returning guest Degan joins the lads as they ostensibly discuss Depeche Mode's near riot-inducing breakthrough Violator. But they're really here to talk about the Lorax, and in particular, its lifespan. Also it's discovered that Jim may have been playing 3D chess this entire time. Either way…
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111 - So, or: Tooth Problems
In this episode, the guys continue their birth-year album series with Peter Gabriel’s 1986 breakthrough album, So. After some opening chaos involving dental anxiety, canned bread, unsettling ultrasound images, questionable baby names, and the announcement that Jim is going to be a dad, the...
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110 - Purple Rain, or: They should make a knife house
Patrick got the sniffles and then a tummy ache but OMYAC is BACK this month with part 2 in our installment of "albums from the year of our birth": Prince's 1984 smash hit "Purple Rain". Goofs are had, games are played, and who knows... maybe we'll make some friends along the way.
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109 - After the Snow, or: Christian Dish Doing
Well, it's finally happened. Patrick heard a part of an album that made his dishwashing in a manner we can charitably call sinful. Jim is busy talking about watching cheese melt while Christopher attempts to rein them both in to discuss Modern English's 1982 album "After the Snow". The gang is...
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108 - Leviathan, or: "The Fish Was Fine"
In this episode of Old Men Yell At Cloud, we dive headfirst into the crushing waves of Mastodon’s 2004 masterpiece Leviathan. Inspired by Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick, the album is a relentless concept record packed with thunderous riffs, chaotic drumming, and some of the heaviest storytelling in...
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108 - Breakfast In America, or: "Which Is The Proper Steve"
Kippers for breakfast? In OUR America? It's more likely than you think! That's right, the old OMYAC boys have convened to discuss Supertramp's 1979 smash hit "Breakfast in America". Fun is had, games are played, and points are duly rewarded.
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107 - Entertainment!, or; Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee's Turkeys
We begin our new three part series “Guess who died 2025” with Gang of Four's 1979 post-punk classic "Entertainment!" (RIP Dave Allen). In this particularly riveting episode, we discuss what time, exactly, is the best time. Is it 5:45pm? Is it 9:45am? Some other time that doesn't involve 45? Who...
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106 - Rack, or: Dub's Comin
Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's Comin. Dub's…
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105 - i/o, or: Ass To The World
Yes that's right, them OMYAC boys are up to more mischeif tonight as we delve into the 2nd installment in our "legacy album" series with Peter Gabriel's most recent 2023 release "i/o". We also manage to find time to talk about other culturally important records like Bez's Madchester Anthems and...
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104 - Songs Of A Lost World, or: Simon Didn't Say
We're back again for October with a seasonably appropriate pick, The Cure's 2024 comeback album "Songs Of A Lost World". A critical and commercial success, how will it fare when applied to the OMYAC filter? If they can stop talking about woods porn and the Static Family Tree, maybe we could get…
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103 - Load, or: Until It Stinks
OOOOooooh YEA! The boys get together to discuss Metallica's 6th Studio album, Load (Not to be confused with Reload). Christopher talks about breaking stuff just the way Freddy Durst would have wanted it, Jim talks about the wrong album, and Patrick shares his thoughts on late-night car rides.
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102 - The Stranger, or: Hawk House
The OMYAC Boys are back once more to discuss Billy Joel's 1977 smash hit "The Stranger". We also delve deep into hard-hitting topics such as waking up with arm numbness, New Jersey clown licenses, and complaining about our new interns Steve Fitzgerald and Jim's Penis.
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101 - Turn On the Bright Lights, or: Man and Dog relieve themselves at Wawa
We're back from hibernation! Jim hasn't bathed in the interim. Today we discuss running batteries on beer with our good friends at Li Time (not a sponsor), Matter Eating Lad, the Stink of Bridgeport, and even the mysterious circle shaped sandwiches of Alvin Ord's. The mascot is a little monk.…
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Birthday Bonus #12: Insurgentes, or: Especially The Drugs
Birthday boy! Birthday boy! All hail the birthday boy! We're back for a Jim-selected birthday bonus featuring.... who else? Steven Wilson. Let's all gather around and check out his first solo album, Insurgentes, released in 2008.
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Birthday Bonus #11: Sports, or: Cheek Week
Get the most for your holiday dollar with these All-Star values! "Wow, did you see that?" "Oooh, look at that guy!" "I wish I brought *my* roller blades!" "That looks like great exercise." "You're good! Where'd you get those roller blades?" "At MVP Sports. They've got the best prices around! I…
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Birthday Bonus #10 - Paul's Boutique, or: Horsefly Honey
We're back for a celebration of Christopher's birthday in which he selected the second album by Beastie Boys, "Paul's Boutique", as his pick. The boys discuss the desire to eat bad things, assigning seven minutes in heaven between members of Fleetwood Mac who are yet to do so, and the kind of...
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100 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, or: Route One Sex Motels
The boys are back for one more go as they discuss an obscure 1967 album, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles. They also talk about houses that meander into sink holes, ways to get rich on Route One (the answer may surprise you!), and Patrick may or may not get his Rundgren…
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099 - Unknown Pleasures, or: Gallivanting & Stitching
The lads join up with former guest Erik Marks to discuss Joy Division's 1979 seminal post-punk monolith "Unknown Pleasures". Despite a distinct lack of blastbeats and major 7th chords, both Jim and Patrick manage to find some things they like about it. Also, wait... has Jim's name actually been…
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098 - Dark Side of The Moon, or: It's Called News Not Olds
The dumb dumb juice is flowing on this latest installment of OMYAC. Joining us to discuss Pink Floyd's DSOTM is World of Commotion host Danielle Brown! Tune in for your chance to win one of Nick Mason's cars!
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097 - Pet Sounds, or: Booger Wall
Why not come on the Sloop John B and join the lads as they examine The Beach Boys's landmark record "Pet Sounds"! Or don't! I'm not about to tell you what to do with your time.
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096 - This Is Hardcore, or: WE'RE DIGGING FOR GUTS
On this here latest episode of our little program, we discuss whether it's worth going to Chipotle in the face of e coli, soggy, weird, and limp fries, hole through the Earth physics, and the need to throw some pasta sauce on the wall in regards to the film "Sing" (2016). Scott Kurland (Writer's...
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095 - Led Zeppelin IV, or: As My Ashes Are Scattering Across Manhattan
Happy New Year! May all acquaintances be forgotten, keep your eye on the grand old flag!.. that's how that goes, right? For this installment of our little trash program, we're tackling a heavy hitter. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Zeppelin IV. Helping us navigate through the stylings of…
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094 - Another Green World, or: Foolish American Turtles
Kick off the holidays on a high note with Mariah Carey. Get a free McDonald’s favorite every day from December 13th-24th with $1 minimum purchase, only in the app. Frequently Asked Questions: 1. Is there free merch with the Mariah Menu? / Is there merch on the Mariah Menu? Yes! To celebrate our...
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093 - Throwing Copper, or: This isn't hockey music
Come one, come all, as the 'men gather round to discuss Live's 1994 album "Throwing Copper". Joined by Clamshell Case Files' Quintin Marcelino, things are barely kept on track as Jim enters a Google Maps-inspired fugue state, Patrick imagines visiting Jerry Harrison and being treated to chicken...
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092 - Clouds Taste Metallic, or: I Wanna Be A Rapper
Another one of those "informational" episodes. Strap into your rocket seat for some bullshit about NASA, drowning, Christopher's high school GPA, and also a good ol' fashion neutering. We also, at some point, discuss The Flaming Lips' 1995 cult classic, Clouds Taste Metallic.
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091 - Genesis, or: In Search of the 'Munks
On this installment of Old Men Talk About Dogs, we regale many a canine anecdote. Christopher's dog Sóley is getting over a seasonal cold, Patrick's dog Duke is opening up his heart to the wide world of (poisonous) acorns, and Jim's dog Rigby really likes Jim's nipples. Other topics of discussion...
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Birthday Bonus #9: Hell Below / Stars Above, or: Farmhands
It's Jim's day again ya frigs, so we're doing a Toadies album. Make sure your thumbs are intact and your not eating too many Ritz crackers before dinner. You don't want to be meeting the great farmhand in the sky too early.
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090 - OK Computer, or: Gerbil Yoga
The old men are together for the first time since February of 2020 to record an episode in one single location. Or are they? Jim may be in South Carolina looting Patrick's home. There's some healthy discussion about the difference between Waffle House and Huddle House in regards to both digestion...
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089 - In Utero, or: Time Boo Boo Barry
The boys get together once again to discuss sugar tits, hot sauce, and Nirvana's 1993 In Utero. Joining us for this hour of Internet gold is returning guest Michael Levesque.
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088 - Bone Machine, or: Mustaches are putting out fires on their own
WE'RE BACK BABY! After our (very first) hiatus, the Ol' boys are back in studio to discuss Tom Wait's wild 1992 outing "Bone Machine" with return guest Tim Howd (of The Only Humans). Patrick is down in South Carolina now, so get ready for even more Huddle House/Waffle House discourse. It only…
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Birthday Bonus #8: El Oso, or: Jazzos
In celebration of Christopher's birthday the gang busts out of hiatus to discuss some more gross bathroom stuff, pork roll/Taylor Ham (again), and we reveal how we pay our employees (spoiler: it's via mailed balogna). Somehow we also manage to discuss Soul Coughing's 1998 swan song, El Oso. Abram...
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087 - Master of Puppets; or: Finally Finished That Bag of Wieners
Grab a bun and finish your F's! It's the only way you're going to get your fix of Jammin 94.5 tonight, Denny! Anyways, the boys are back in town and we're lickin some metal with Metallica. We've got all the favorites... James.. Lars.. that other guy. Also, Patrick drops a Smashing Pumpkins studio...
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086 - Signals, Calls, and Marches; or: We bought a Beavis
Hey, Funny! Do you like post-punk? That's right, this week the boys are Dougin' their Funnies to Boston post-punk heroes Mission of Burma and their 1981 post-punk classic "Signals, Calls, and Marches". Other discussions include Peggy Lawton cookies, contentious restaurant owners, and some rather...
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085 - Playing the Angel, or: We’re not a bunch of idiots here
In this installment, the boys remain guestless as they discuss a new product called Computer Gun (probably used by some kid in Quincy), where to get space suits, and getting Columbo'd. All this happens while the lads have a paste party, and manage to discuss Depeche Mode's 2005 album "Playing the...
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084 - Thirteenth Step, or: Put Down Your Crispix, You've Gotta Hear This Story
Making our way through the 13 step program with the help of a very special eight-legged guest whose been skulking around the studio for quite some time. Udders... how do they work?
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083 : Superunknown, or: Clownin' Around with OMYAC!
Comin' in hot (AKA 4 days late) with a particularly THICK and monolithic episode of OMYAC, taking on Soundgarden's 1994 magnum opus "Superunknown". We are joined once again by Tyler Kent (of GEPH) as we navigate the massive and murky waters of this 90s classic, with plenty of detours into…
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082 - Excitable Boy, or: Personally, I treasure every sandwich I eat
Christopher done goofed and thought his pick this time was for April 1, so we're coming at you a little late. Allow us to make up for it by discussing Warren Zevon's third album, "Excitable Boy". There's a lot of sandwich talk up front, as well as talk of Bob Seger's teeth. Jake O'Donnell...
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081 - Rumours, or: Siri Just Scared The Living Shit Outta Me
Classic albums live! With Old Men Yell At Cloud!... well.. ok, so it's not live. It is, however, one of the best classic albums ever written, or at least the four of us seem to think so. We're doing Fleetwood Mac's Rumours! Joined with us tonight is veteran guest, Tyler Loiselle. We dive into…
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080 - Born In The USA, or: Gavin Rossdale wrote "Livin' on a Prayer"
On this installment the boys tackle their first (and hopefully not last) offering from the Boss himself, 1984's "Born In The USA". Joining in on the Springsteen discourse is fellow Rampikes member/former guest/actual New Jerseyan Jonathan Sasor. That's the sort of authenticity you can come to...
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079 - Jarvis, or: This is a Family Pro-a-gram
The boys are joined by World of Commotion co-host Danielle Brown as they listen to and discuss Jarvis Cocker's 2006 solo debut. Also on the table is Patrick's recently colonoscopy (and subsequent McDonald's visit), free ways to get into the Museum of Science, and some horrifying management...
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078 - Sailing The Seas of Cheese, or: Does This Have Anything To Do With The Stimulus?
Pour yourself a nice cold glass of pork soda, we're finally doing it! We're finally subjecting Christopher to a Primus record! The results may surprise you. As with any zany record we do here on the OMYAC program, joining us again is veteran guest, Tom Ribeiro. Burgers, bodies of water made of...
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077 - War, or: The Shadow of Ernest
The boys kick off 2021 a bit on the nose with a shared appreciation for the U2 smash single "New Year's Day", as well as a discussion of its respective album "War", the lads' third album. As per usual we also air our fast food sins, discuss the Edge's potential for evolutionary regression, and…
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076 - The Colour and the Shape, or: Can I speak in defense of the McRib?
Well, we really get into it on this one. We manage to talk quite a bit about the Foo Fighters' excellent 1997 album "The Colour and the Shape" but the real star of the show is the McRib, which has recently made its triumphant return across these united states. Jim consumed one (as well as many...
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075 - Deadwing, or: You're Sure This Is Free, Right?
Grab your pork and grab your pie! It's another Porcupine Tree episode featuring your favorite porcupals featuring 2005's Deadwing! Once again gracing us with his presence, veteran guest, Nate Heroux. Join us as we finally convince Nate to join us on the FBI watch list and indoctrinate him with a...
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074 - Daydream Nation, or: I get a lot of meat used
Holy moley we are thirstin' for Thurston, krazy for Kim, and longing for Lee on this installment of OMYAC. Abe Taber of Nickelbackin' joins the Old Boys as we review Sonic Youth's 1988 magnum opus "Daydream Nation". Other lively discussions broach the work of world-renowned saxophonist Dave...
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073 - Bloodflowers, or: Grandma's Vinegar and Hair Cake
Fall is here again and once again Christopher is reaching into his inner sadboi by selecting another album by the Cure. This time, 2000's Bloodflowers is on the docket, and Christopher goes into why he may be biased towards this album. We also discuss defunct New England store chains Paperama and...
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Birthday Bonus #7 - Effloresce, or: Whatever Is Happening Here Is Probably A Safe and Good Idea
Listen to us give birth thanks to Jim on this birthday bonus extravaganza. Oh, we also review an Oceansize album too.
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072 - Lateralus, or: We Really Covered The Whole Thanksgiving Turkey
Another most joyous episode with your favorite OMYAC boys! This week we're doing 2001's Lateralus by Tool with return guest Jimi Corbett. Tune in to learn Jimi's exclusive email address just this one time only. Put your spiral caps on everyone and grab a crispy boy (and some crispy skin!) because...
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071 - Security, or: THIS IS THE INFORMATION EPISODE
The three cabelleros are back in the studio to discuss Peter Gabriel's fourth self-titled record (AKA Security) as we descend into Fall 2020. Sick of hearing about music? Fear not, we branch off into several illuminating discussions on flat-earthers, airline humor (classic!), and how many miles…
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070 - October Rust, or: The Night that Jim did a Bad Thing
We're ringing in Fall over here at the OMYAC Factory the best way we know how: by listening to Type O Negative's 1996 goth dirge opus "October Rust"! We're joined by Todd Bowes (Downcity Armory) as we parse this album by Brooklyn Vampyrs, in addition to looking for condos in Boston (spoiler…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Three friends dig out some of their favorite albums from their vinyl collection, spin them nice and loudly, and then discuss them. And fast food. Fast food gets discussed a lot.
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Zero Science
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