Old Queefs

It's the best of Tuesdays With Stories! Vol. 2 as we dig deep into the archives for some of the shows best moments including Joe running into a child behind the counter at McDonalds, Mark hooking up with a divorced Uber driver, an insane threesome story, and tales from some of your favorite guests like Tommy Johnagin & Greg Stone!

It's a Tuesdays that never lets up as Mark tells tales of running into a deaf guy at Macy's and getting caught crashing a wedding for food in Providence while Joe goes to see Gary Vider's Late Show taping and deals with an apartment mouse!

It's one of the hottest Tuesdays on record as Mark & Joe are surprised by a call from Robert Kelly before getting into Joe's stressful encounters with the service industry, & Marks trip to San Fran & run in with a sleepy Asian.

It's another hot Tuesday as Mark & Joe investigate the truth about Asian penis size, Joe see's a texting driver almost kill a group of people and Mark has a shroom filled trip to New Orleans to visit family!

Hey Tuesgays, Mark and Joe are here to debunk some alleged facts before getting into Joe's trip to Pennsylvania with Greg Stone and their extended stay hotel nightmare. We also hear about Mark's trip to Edmonton and why you should never forget to pack clean socks.

The guys do a little redo of the recording to hear about Mark's trip to Edmonton, Canada dealing with indifferent hicks and Joe's trip to L.A. to tape his Netflix half hour!

It's a hot Tuesday as Joe gets between two fighting MTA employees, Mark tapes a last minute set for an HBO show before arguing with a heckler in St. Louis and the guys air their grievances with Chipotle. Become a subscriber to our Patreon for the latest LIVE bonus pod from the Tempe Improv www.patreon.com/tuesdays We have have NEW t-shirts. Get em' here! www.merchpump.com/product-category/tuesdays/ Download the Laughable app today! laughable.com/downloa.

Mark & Joe are eventually joined by comedian Chad Daniels to hear why he doesn't lie anymore but not before they swap stories about their first hard-on's, the time Mark had sex in a movie theater and more!

It's a wet Tuesday but Mark & Joe are back as Joe gets into what he wants his new profession to be before getting into why he was on the football field at Cal U & Marks trip to the great city of Chicago!

Hachi machi, it's a fart-filled Tuesday's as Mark has multiple run-ins with alleged service dogs, & joe deals with a mustache creep at the gym sauna before getting into the details of his honeymoon!

Hey Tuesgays. Mark & Joe are back from the road as Mark gets some frozen, mystery shrooms on the road before seeing a ghost clown in Micigan while Joe see's a possible fist fight involving a kooky gay in Washington D.C.!

It's a Parisian Tuesday as Mark tells us all about his trip to Paris including doing MDMA at the Louvre, visiting the skull catacombs, and taking a ghetto hell flight back!

The guys are free ballin' this Tuesday as Mark has a passport nightmare on his way to a diarrhea & foul ball filled trip to Just For Laughs in Toronto while Joe deals with a nightmare passenger on the way to his honeymoon before a fist fight breaks out at one of his shows!

It's another copious Tuesday as Mark recaps his big trip to China including why his girlfriend was told not to wear a bikini, the good and bad aspects of the food and visiting the historical landmarks.

It's an all time great ep as Joe heads to Madison Square Garden with the one and only Louis CK to see Paul McCartney in concert where they run into to some names to end all names! You don't want to miss this one,

It's a hot Tuesday as Mark & Joe get mad about global warming & Joe having more teeth pulled before recapping their trip to Tempe including a ghost town and a reckless Uber driver!

It's a hot Tuesday as Mark & Joe record from a hotel room in Tempe, AZ as the guys get into some iffy movies they saw, how the TSA made Mark miss his flight, a shitless chipotle goon and a never ending morning radio appearance.

It's the perfect Tuesday for a wedding as Mark Joe get into Joe's big day as he gets Married to Sarah Tollemache! Hear how they got hitched at city hall, how Luis J. Gomez heckled the ceremony, and how Mark stole pizzas from some angry douches!

Hey-O Tuesgays, it's a no-zip Tuesday as Mark & comedian Chris Alan head to Rochester from Syracuse to give Joe a surprise visit before heading to New Orleans for a sold-out surprise show and a roach-filled night sleeping on the floor. Joe runs into comedy legend Barry Crimmins in Rochester before seeing a screening of Louie CK's new movie with some mystery a-list guests!

In what may be one of the best Tuesdays With Stories ever, Joe and Jason Kanter put on the comedy show of the year on the Upper East Side with a special drop in guest and Mark stays in a motel from hell with his girlfriend during a shrooms filled weekend in Rhode Island.

It's an Irish-filled Tuesday's as Mark heads to the Emerald Isle for the Vodafone Comedy Festival where he deals with emergency hotel shits, drunken audience members and a rough time going through customs on edibles while Joe deals with a video obsessed audience member at a Tom Petty concert!

Mark & Joe are back with a classic ep as Joe goes on a mini-journey with his father-in-law trying to find a restaurant bathroom in Texas while Mark has a very awkward morning TV appearance in Cincinnati before trying out a sensory deprivation tank!

Hey Hey Tuesgays, after Mark deals with the worlds most annoying customer at Chipotle, Joe travels to Nantucket for the Nantucket Comedy Festival where he asserts himself to a cab driver, sings karaoke with a Farrelly brother, and takes a ride on a yacht!

Hey Tuesgays Mark & Joe have been traveling all over but are back with some queef related tales, Joe's run-in with some alleged teenage thieves at a NY comedy club, Mark's gym troubles & buffet debates in Oklahoma and Joe has some screws put into his teeth.

It's a grimy Tuesday as a mosquito bitten Joe runs into an inebriated W**** H******** at the Comedy Cellar while Mark runs into some meth heads in Utah before losing it on a chatty audience member in Cleveland.

Happy Fourth of July Tuesgays! Mark & Joe are back with the thrilling conclusion to Mark's trip to Nebraska as he heads to the Great American Comedy Festival having to sh*t and high on Adderall. The guys also recap the great live podcasts they recorded in Philly and at Skankfest!

The Tuesgays are back for a monumental episode with Joe dealing with ear issues & plantar fasciitis after trips to Texas & Florida and Mark turns a potentially boring trip to Iowa into a booze & skinny dipping filled weekend.

Hey Tuesgays, it's literally a hot one as Joe is dealing with a root canal & Dysesthesia in a sweltering studio while Mark takes a boozy pedal boat ride and deals with the worlds most annoying pre-teen at a baseball game in Omaha.

Hey hey, Mark & Joe are back as Joe takes a trip to Key West (the southernmost point in the U.S.!) to do some comedy, smoke cigars, and kayak with sharks while both of the guys reminisce about getting angry as youngsters.

It's a big, gay Tuesdays where Joe is all in with the Netflix doc 'The Keepers' as he deals with more cavities and Mark hits up a gross strip club in Houston with Doug Benson before eating the best BBQ of his life!

It's a big mitt glitch as Mark & Joe talk their top five comedians, Joe deals with a Minnesota panic attack and rowdy crowds while Mark heads to the Crapshoot Comedy Festival in Vegas for a comedy, strip clubs and booze filled time!

Mark & Joe are back from different jaunts to Los Angeles as they wonder what the max height for a midget is before they get into Joe's second appearance on Conan, whether he saw a guy on a bike get killed and how Mark did on @Midnight!

Mark & Joe are back from different jaunts to Los Angeles as they wonder what the max height for a midget is before they get into Joe's second appearance on Conan, whether he saw a guy on a bike get killed and how Mark did on @Midnight!

Hey Tuesgays!, Mark & Joe are back as Mark travels to L.A. to get ready for the release of his hour special before losing it on an audience in Hartford all while Joe deals with a variety of annoying train passengers on his way to Boston.

Mark & Joe haven't recorded together in a fortnight but are back together again as they recap Joe's trip to see the Boston marathon and Red Sox game, Mark's experience at SNL and their infamous after party & Sarah Tollemache's Late Show taping!

It's a gay ol' Tuesdays as Mark & Joe investigate if Wombats are a real animal, Mark runs into a j*izz-covered hobo before traveling to Saratoga & losing it on a dead audience and the guys share some memories of the Creek & Cave comedy club.

Holy hell Tuesgays, it's a coke-drinking Tuesdays as Mark & Joe reminisce about old bumper stickers & getting jinxed as well as Joe's experience going to the Rock N' Roll HOF induction ceremony and SNL!

Hey Tuesgays, Mark & Joe are back after a great live show at the Fat Black Pussycat (Check it out on the Patreon) to get into why some dog sh*t was thrown at Joe's rental car & Mark's beer & dog hair filled trip to Vermont.

Hot damn, it's another Tuesday's as Mark & Joe talk about some beloved movie moments that now seem kind of 'rapey' before getting into Joe's encounter involving a diplomat with a hockey playing son and Mark's never ending troubles getting to and from the airport.

It's an irritated Tuesdays as Joe is dealing with tooth and dick issues

Monroe Martin (Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show) joins Mark & Joe for a lunch ep as they get into being accused of being racist, what it was like growing up in foster care and some fight/sex stories.

It's yet another Tuesday as Mark & Joe get into how a heckler went after Mark's Wikipedia, how Joe wiped out at a Madison Square Garden tennis match, & Mark's visit to the scariest gym in Houston.

It's a kooky Tuesday as Mark runs into Jerry Seinfeld at Gotham comedy club before taking mushrooms at the Westminster dog show. Joe travels with Louis CK to Boston for the last show of their tour where they run into Nick Diapolo and an assh*ole at Tasty Burger!

Mark & Joe are back with a story of a nosy, music inclined kid at Chipotle, Joe's confrontations on both land and sky as well as Mark being late for everything on his trip to Tampa.

It's a busy Tuesdays as Joe pops a boner while recapping his big trip to New Orleans with Louis CK, & Mark continues to have extreme difficulty in getting his new couch into his apartment.

Hey Tuesgays! Joe is still is still in oral agony after having his tooth pulled but guts it out for the pod as Mark gets into why he shared a hotel room with comedian Chris Allen, Joe opens for Nick Griffin at the taping of his special, and the guys share their thoughts on the Patriots Super Bowl win.

The guys kick off the first February ep. a little flustered with the political climate but bounce back with Mark's story of a nightmare trip back from Winnipeg, Joe's trip to Toronto with Louis CK and his emergency root canal once he gets back to America.

Holy cow, the guys are back on the road as Joe hits the road with Louis CK & hits up some local shows in Denver & Portland with Dan Soder, Todd Glass & Emma Willmann! Mark also travels to Orlando to do a show with the Liberal Redneck and the guy.

Folks, it's a monumental Tuesday's as Mark & Joe both take the Amtrak to Washington D.C. to open for Louis C.K. at the taping for his new special at Constitution Hall! The guys get into some local shows with Louis.

Hey Tuesgays, Mark & Joe are back with tales from the road as Mark travels home to New Orleans for a show during the holidays, Joe does his third show at Madison Square Garden & the two of them both travel to Austin, TX to open for Louis CK!