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Oldest Sword in the World

by Lew, Max, and Deego

welcome, sire pledge your allegiance at @oldestswordintheworld on IG

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 92 - King of the Monkey Bars

    who rules the roost primary school styles

  2. Ep. 91 - First Ever Solo Pod

    Max goes completely solo and it turns out to be a LOT harder than he anticipated

  3. Ep. 90 - iMax

    fffffffffffffffffffffffppppppptttttttttttttttaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh special thanks to cap'n matty for getting us going on this one

  4. Ep. 89 - Cold Beer Attack_V2_FINAL_ULTIMATEMIX

    reupload due to crunked out audio. back at it next week eff you!

  5. Ep. 88 - Morloc's Oddities

    honestly fuck cyber podcasting i need to be able to reach out and touch my guys

  6. Ep. 87 - Charcuterie Draft

    3 meats, 3 cheeses, 2 crackers, 1 ornamental fruit (you know the rules)

  7. Ep. 86 - $wag Awards

    bruuuuuh, duuuuuuuuuuude, cuuuuuuuuuuh etc etc

  8. Ep. 85 - Rolodex

    max hits his celebrity rolodex and we get to hang out with keanu reeves

  9. Ep. 84 - NZT

    a full and comprehensive breakdown of Limitless (2011)

  10. Ep. 83 - Beastie Boys

    join us as we journey to find our inner beasts

  11. Ep. 82 - Virtual Insanity

    chilling with jamie oliver and the gang

  12. Ep. 81 - Toy Story

    ( . ) ( . )

  13. Ep. 80 - Tomorrow Tech

    the brightest minds meet to determine the next wave of technological innovation

  14. Ep. 79 - Multigrain Abuse

    WEEK 1 OF WHEAT MONTH LFG!!!!!!!!!

  15. Ep. 78 - Se7en Deadly Slices

    what is in the box?????

  16. Ep. 77 - Max's Sensory Deprivation Tank

    you can just blindfold your friends and make them taste stuff fr

  17. Ep. 76 - Mysterious Door

    sorry for all the breathing i am doing

  18. Ep. 75 - WOAT Olympics

    the worst experiences possible all go head to head in the championship for the WOAT crown

  19. Ep. 74 - Flashbang

    crazy tech meltdown on this one. skip to 16mins if you dont want crazy mic hissing sounds

  20. Ep. 73 - Haemorrhoids.dmg

    we fuckiiiing blew it and did a whole ep with a dead recorder. please enjoy our 30 minute recap of what might have been

  21. Ep. 72 - WMDs

    it would be really nice if you told your friends about the podcast :P

  22. Ep. 71 - Mötley Crüe

    house party near by im bringing weird guys

  23. Ep. 70 - On the Lamb

    Living off the Lamb, Lewis gone Rambo, Poison Dart Inc.

  24. Ep. 69 - Mutual Pleasure

    give and take babyyyy

  25. Ep. 68 - Bingo

    fingers on the buzzer, contestant with the most buzz word breaches incurs a devilish and humiliating penalty

  26. Ep. 67 - Bliss Olympics

    blissful tournament episode lfg!

  27. Ep. 66 - Mr. Sausage

    drop me a pin on bing maps pleassssseeeeeeee

  28. Ep. 64 - The Oscars

    when the cat's away the mice will talk about his favourite topic (The 97th Annual Academy Awards) and misremember the name and content of every single film nominated

  29. Ep. 63 - The Cook Off

    Two Iron Chefs face off in a heated kitchen stadium battle. Who's cuisine will reign supreme?

  30. Ep. 62 - The Stig

    lewis is a bike mechanic, max loves dvds (again), and indi is also there

  31. Ep. 61 - Valentines

    roses are red violets are blue our listeners love us and we love you too <3

  32. Ep. 60 - A Complete Funzone (feat. Timothée Chalamet)

    probably our biggest guest so far

  33. Ep. 59 - The Wiz (feat. Jude)

    more pressing matters addressed we are very important people

  34. Ep. 58 - Shape Chat

    flavour that you can see 😳 please send us a photo and detailed review if you achieve the fabled quattro formaggio shape stack

  35. Ep. 57 - The Storm

    biinngg tanngnng crazaaaSHh kaBOOOOm whhhhhaaaaannnng poffffzzztttttttt (these are the sounds of the storm)

  36. Ep. 56 - Animal Kingdom

    this was the plan the whole time

  37. Ep. 55 - Premonitions

    2025 what a time to be alive

  38. 12 Days of XXXmas

    merry rizzmas to all and to all a good night

  39. Ep. 54 - Pink Eye

    if you don't follow the us on spotify you won't get xmas present from santie next week

  40. Ep. 53 - Gripes

    posted up on the glebe foreshore hell yeah

  41. Ep. 52 - The Stanford Podcast Experiment

    One whole year of swords. Tune in for a walk down memory lane and a glimpse at what could have been - unaired segments, episode ideas, and Lewis' torture/experiment concepts.

  42. Ep. 51 - K-Zone

    please like and subscribe if you fw the vieb

  43. Ep. 50 - The Trial

    A young and handsome man stands accused of heinous pee pee crimes. Can the Honourable Judge Sam maintain control of his courtroom? Will proceedings boil over and out into the streets? One this is for sure, the ramifications of this court case will ring out into eternity. The trial of the century…

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  44. Ep. 49 - Fucking Crazy Night Out Simulator

    i'm billabong affiliated

  45. Ep. 48 - Wax On

    i love to listen coldplay, colplay my favourit bann

  46. Ep. 47 - Orc Museum

    bum dimey time for indi, max dreams of sydney sweeney, and lewis saves the world (join the fellowship at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/oldestswordintheworld/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

  47. Ep. 46 - How to Halloween

    real goblins caught on tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUVJxgZX0UQ

  48. Ep. 45 - Undies

    the assassination of Lewis' afternoon by the coward Indigo Bennett (join the fellowship at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/oldestswordintheworld/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

  49. Ep. 44 - Satisfried

    sydney's only drive-chew podcast

  50. Ep. 43 - Special Features

    would you eat rupert grint ice cream??

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

welcome, sire pledge your allegiance at @oldestswordintheworld on IG

HOSTED BY

Lew, Max, and Deego

CATEGORIES

comedy

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welcome, sire pledge your allegiance at @oldestswordintheworld on IG

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