OMGWTFBIBLE

In which God's butt does terrible things to Moses's face Guest: Shulem Deen

In which the Hebrews try their best, they really do Guest: Shulem Deen

In which things get disgusting Guest: Catie Lazarus

In which God becomes a domineering fashion designer Guest: Catie Lazarus

In which God continues to describe a tent Guest: Mark Leuchter

In which God starts talking about a tent Guest: Mark Leuchter

In which there are even more rules Guest: Sha James

In which God starts naming laws Guest: Sha James

In which God lays out a whole bunch of rules Guest: Rachel Rose Reid

In which God slows things down a lot Guest: Rabbi Leah Jordan

In which Yitro stops by for a minute before leaving, never to be seen again Guest: Kevin Sefton

In which the food is served Guest: Michael Schreiber

In which God uses his water powers Guest: Michael Schreiber

In which God begins his devious plan Guest: Michael Schreiber

In which the Hebrews finally leave Guest: Rishe Groner

In which the very first, very bloody Passover happens Guest: Rishe Groner

In which God gives some decorating tips Guest: Rishe Groner

In which there are many insects Guest: Rishe Groner

In which there is much destruction Guest: Y-Love

In which we get knee-deep in plagues Guest: Y-Love

In which we eventually get to some action Guest: Y-Love

In which Moshe calls God on his crap Guest: Y-Love

In which Moshe follows God's wishes and it blows up in his face. Guest: Mordechai Levovitz

In which Moshe is called to adventure and it takes forever Guest: Mordechai Levovitz

In which the Pharaoh is pretty darn evil Guest: Mordechai Levovitz

In which we are reminded how many freaking kids Yisrael has Guest: Mordechai Levovitz

In which Jacob says some lovely things

In which Yoseph finally comes clean

In which Yoseph digs even deeper into his scam

In which Yoseph talks to a lot of guys about their dreams

Episode 17: Chapters 35-38 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 16: Chapters 29-34 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 18: Chapters 39-41 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 15: Chapters 27-28 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 14: Chapters 25-26 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 13: Chapters 23-24 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 6: Chapter 6 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 12: Chapters 20-22 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 10: Chapters 13-17 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 7: Chapter 7 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 11: Chapters 18-19 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 2: Chapter 2 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 3: Chapter 3 by OMGWTFBIBLE

Episode 1: Chapter 1 by OMGWTFBIBLE

OMGWTFBIBLE is a brand-new, very loose translation of the entire Old Testament. Listen to Genesis (aka "In the Beginning") as it is released here.

OMGWTFBIBLE is a brand-new, very loose translation of the entire Old Testament. Listen to Genesis (aka "In the Beginning") as it is released here.

OMGWTFBIBLE is a brand-new, very loose translation of the entire Old Testament. Listen to Genesis (aka "In the Beginning") as it is released here.

OMGWTFBIBLE is a brand-new, very loose translation of the entire Old Testament. Listen to Genesis (aka "In the Beginning") as it is released here.