PODCAST · kids
On the Mess Express
by Craig and Vanessa
We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time.Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it.#parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids
Episodes
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Christmas Is Fun Until Someone Brings an Inflatable #happyholidays #holidayepisode #podcast #parenthood
Happy Holidays… or Merry Christmas? We’re diving into the festive debates, traditions, and funny realities that come with the holiday season. In this episode, we chat about why “Happy Holidays” has become a more inclusive greeting, the age-old debate over turkey (yes, even at Christmas), and why...
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About them continents ..SEASON 1 FINALE!! #giveaway #season1 #seasonfinale #happyholidays
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson celebrate the season one finale of their podcast. They reflect on the journey, discussing favorite moments, the unexpected direction the season took, and their plans for season two. The episode is filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and a special...
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The End Is Near
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss various family traditions and challenges they face during the holiday season. They reflect on their podcast journey, share insights about Christmas preparations, and explore the dynamics of parenting during festive times. The conversation also touches on...
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Lynn River Farm
In this episode, Lindsay from Lynn River Farm shares her journey of starting a family-run farm that focuses on organic produce and community-supported agriculture. She discusses the challenges of beginning a farm, the daily operations, and the importance of community support. Lindsay also...
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Why Sunday's Suck
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of Sundays, often referred to as 'Sunday Scaries.' They explore the chaos of family life, the pressure of preparing for the week ahead, and the unrealistic portrayals of Sundays on social media. The conversation also touches on the…
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Tiny Trendsetters
Craig and Vanessa Simpson dive into family life, discussing their children's evolving styles, the influence of peers, and the balance between self-expression and maintaining values. They also explore the challenges of busy schedules, the importance of self-care, and the joy of watching their son...
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Sorry, who's dating who? & what are you wearing.....
Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the joys and challenges of hosting holiday parties, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights about Thanksgiving and party planning. They explore the dynamics of hosting versus attending, the stress of preparation, and the satisfaction of creating…
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Thanksgiving Special- Questionable cooking with the Simpson's
In this Thanksgiving special episode, Craig and Vanessa prepare festive dishes and drinks for their family gathering. They explore new recipes, including a Brussels sprouts casserole and a buffalo chicken dip served in carved pumpkins. The duo shares laughs and challenges while cooking…
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The Fall Files Con’t - The Cursed Casserole
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss their experiences and memories related to Thanksgiving, including family traditions, the challenges of hosting, and the humorous mishaps with green bean casserole. They also talk about the sober movement, in particular, sober October and their...
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The Fall Files- Parenting Isn’t Pinterest Perfect
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the arrival of fall and the excitement of seasonal activities. They share their experiences with boys night adventures, the challenges of back-to-school routines, and their recent visit to Shuh Orchards for apple picking. The couple emphasizes the...
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Parenting & Power Tools: Renovating Life This Fall
In this engaging conversation, Craig and Vanessa Simpson sit down with Eric Borman, owner of Borman Construction, to discuss the intricacies of running a construction business while managing a growing family. They explore the challenges of home renovations, the joys of gardening, and the…
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Pumpkins, Play & Parenting: A Snyder’s Farm Special
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa celebrate their first fall episode by reminiscing about their first date at Oktoberfest. They discuss the transition into fall, family traditions, and the joy of visiting local pumpkin patches and apple orchards. The couple shares tips for enjoying fall outings...
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Allow me to reintroduce ourselves
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss their ongoing technical challenges while podcasting, share their experiences with the chaos of back-to-school routines, and engage in a lighthearted rapid-fire question segment. They also celebrate a giveaway winner, emphasizing community and connection...
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“Grapes, Goats & good times” - Small Town Living
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the importance of slow living in a fast-paced world, emphasizing the value of creating core memories with family through local experiences. They share personal anecdotes about their family outings, the significance of community connections, and the joy…
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Phubbing: When Your Phone Gets More Action Than Your Partner
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the concept of 'phubbing'—the act of snubbing someone in favor of your phone—and its impact on relationships. They explore the importance of regular relationship check-ins, setting boundaries with technology, and the need for open communication to avoid...
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Sibling Showdowns: Jealousy, Fairness & Fighting
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of parenting, particularly focusing on sibling rivalry and the dynamics between their children. They share personal anecdotes about their struggles with allergies, transitioning back to work, and the importance of praise and conflict...
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Tra la lilo tra la la: IYKYK
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the complexities of parenting in the digital age, focusing on the impact of screen time on children. They explore the balance between allowing screen time for educational purposes and the potential negative effects of excessive use. The...
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Different Pages - Same Book.
Summary In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson explore the complexities of parenting styles, discussing how individual approaches can differ significantly from collective family dynamics. They emphasize the importance of communication, understanding, and finding common ground in parenting to...
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Who the f*** orders a Filet-O-Fish..
In this conversation, Craig and Vanessa recount their eventful week, starting with a nostalgic concert experience featuring Our Lady Peace, followed by the premiere of Happy Gilmore 2, and culminating in a humorous mishap at McD's. They share personal anecdotes, frustrations, and laughter…
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Burnout Poker - The Game Where No One Wins
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson delve into the topic of parenting burnout, sharing their personal experiences and discussing the challenges that come with balancing family responsibilities. They explore the signs of burnout, coping mechanisms, and the importance of community support.…
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The Man at the Fence
Summary In this episode of the Mess Express Podcast, Craig and Vanessa dive into various themes surrounding parenting, language, and the challenges of modern family life. They discuss the feedback from their first episode, the nuances of language with a humorous take on the word 'delve', and…
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Who even are you?
In this inaugural episode of the Mess Express podcast, hosts Craig and Vanessa Simpson share their experiences as busy parents navigating the chaos of family life. They discuss the challenges of balancing work, social life, and parenting, while emphasizing the importance of community and...
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The Fuck If I Know
Meet Craig and Vanessa — From offbeat parenting moments to unscripted real talk, this teaser is just a taste of the unpredictable ride we’re about to take you on. Laughs? Check. Eye-rolls? Absolutely. Honesty? Unfortunately. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time.Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it.#parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids
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Craig and Vanessa
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We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."No filters. No fluff. Just real...
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On the Mess Express is created and hosted by Craig and Vanessa.
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