One Eye Grey Stories

White Service was published in the Last of the Chelsea smilers and reveals the bizarre, if sometimes futile length, people will go to to avoid reaping what they have sown. Modern retelling set in Earls Court and Kentish Town of the witch of Berkeley.

A goose at Christmas is a festive reworking of June 2007's title story and suggests that Southwark's rebirth as London's entertainment district may have things into life around the old prostitute cemetery at Redcross Way.

Blue posts, a dead gay language, friends disappearing and something very strange about chairs. What on earth could it all point to? Perhaps best meet at another pub this Christmas. Erasebook was published in the last of the Chelsea smilers and is read by Katy Darby.

Final legend of Tameisis read by Sarah Feathers chronicles quite literally the office party from hell where the PA's arse is poised over the photocopier for all eternity whilst in the background Wham, Slade, Shakey and Cliff play on.

The dead woods song by S M Swaby. Originally published in One Eye Grey IV (See the Elephant fly). A man's sleep is interrupted by horrible cries from the nearby woods but why aren't the neighbours noticing this? Be careful when you're out collecting holly. Read by Kevin Potton

Toll Raven of Anerley Hill by Andrew Flynn was originally published in Bank Holiday Weekend. What powerful bird demons once stalked the badlands of South London in the past and what awful prices did they demand for the right to pass. Read by Sean Petterson.

Beware of the northsider so sly, standing tall at just under a metre what'll a Peckham girl do with this vicious child eater? Not everything that wears bells and enters children's bedrooms at night is there to bring gifts. Written by Alice Bower and read by Allie Croker

Getting a taste for it was originally published in Out of the orbital in October 2007. This fusion of Sweeny Todd and Dennis Neilson might make you consider the vegetarian option this Christmas time. It also contains what could be described as scenes of a sexual nature.

Shanghai Boy written by Katy Davy and read by Paul Hessey.

Written by Emily Cleaver and read live at the liars league by Patsy Prince.

The Stag by Anna Sayburn was published in the Arsenal Stadium Mystery in October 2008 and explores the legends of Greenwich Park which might not be a good place to visit at dawn on your wedding day

One Eye Grey StoriesQueen Rat 8 minutes 30 secondsQueen Rat originally published in Transpontine Drift February 2007. Classic bit of retold London folklore and the reason one eye grey came into being but best be careful who you go home with after the office party.

This is a festive reworking of the story Another reason not to go to Chelsea published in A goose in Southwark June 2007 and should make you reconsider any ideas about getting a pony for Christmas.

Talk to them by Neckinger Nell was published in the second Arsenal Stadium mystery in October 2008 and seems an ideal choice what with all the peering into cribs that goes on at this time of year.

GT Jenny appeared in both Transpontine Drift (February 2007) and in cameo in Out of the orbital (October 2007). This is her introduction at Brockwell Park Lido where she suns herself whilst looking for a mate