One Funny Morning...with Dena Blizzard

Join me today as we talk pens, knives and Judee's besties "The Tara's"!

Join me today as we meet the MOST fabulous person, Michael from Effervescent Studios. He's our new best friend with an amazing story of sobriety, starting out and finding a community that believes in him. https://effervescentstudios.com/ And America's Favorite Handyman joins us to chat about pantyhose, hi-vis shirts and why we both talk too much.

Join us today as we discuss "Garden Clubs", we meet the infamous Michael from Effervescent Studios in Pontoon Beach, Illinios and we plan a dance/ planting/ pesto strut/ pool party at Martas house! Even I can't understand what happened today.

Join me today as we decorate Junions backyard, figure out why Lulu can eat to settle her belly and celebrate the death of pantyhose.

Join me today as we talk about Brooke's 21st Birthday, Jason's grilling skills and How to have a shore house without "shore house" money.

Join me today as we talk Sister Wives, my new Meet UP Group, Wala Cooking with Di (drunk edition) and the countdown to Quebec!

Join me as we talk with Missy about headscarves, bird sounds and activities for our writing workshop day!  

Join me today as we talk going "Down the shore", low vis shirts and the marital bed. Another visit with America's Funniest Handyman, Tommy Highland!  

Join me this morning as we discuss procrastination, divorce and we meet America's Funniest Handyman, Tommy Highland!

Join me today as we make peppers and eggs and talk about love, partnerships and starting over.

Join me today as we talk Vail, Blind Judo, uncomfortable ways to say "I LOVE YOU" and how to take your fingers off with a mandolin!

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian Greg Capra. Join us as we discuss House Coats, Moo Moos and the Italian Horn! A little more about Greg ... Greg is a millennial who wants to have his life together but keeps getting derailed, mostly due to his own actions. Originally from San Francisco and now calling Raleigh home, Greg’s comedy is a masterclass in relatable angst and clever wit. Greg has performed at legendary venues like The Comedy Store, Ice House Comedy Club, and Gotham Comedy Club. He was hand-picked to perform at Nate Bargatze’s "Nateland Live" showcase at Zanies, and is a regular at Don’t Tell Comedy shows nationwide. He’s even shared the stage with heavyweights like Jim Gaffigan, Brian Simpson, K Trevor Wilson, Steve Hofstetter and Ian Lara. He has taken his act to a number of festivals including the Rubber City Comedy Festival, where he won "Best of Fest"… and you can check him out at this year’s Vail Comedy Festival …

Join me today as Di and I discuss (Brownies) her Lunch Bunch group, Brownies, Di's HVAC skills and lastly, Brownies.

Join me today when we find out if you're a runner, Why nipples fall off, The Liver King and we meet Dean from New Zealand.

Join me today as we deal with my gall bladder, a yummy watermelon/ strawberry Smoothie and reminisce about the morning show!  

Join me as we talk Mother's Day, buying your own presents and the teacher who left a legacy to her former students. #NewYorkTimes

It's time for One Funny Morning ... with special guest - Comedian and Author Aron Woldeslassie! www.aronwoldeslassie.com A little more about Aron ... he is a stand-up comedian, author, and producer based in St. Paul, Minnesota. His comedy comes from a blend of observations on race, relationships, and culture as well as personal stories. Aron's work has been featured on Minnesota Public Radio, TPT’s Almanac, Mpls.St.Paul Magazine, various literary magazines, and Aron was named a finalist in Sisyphus Brewing’s Funniest Person in Minneapolis Contest and the House of Comedy's Funniest Person with a Day-Job Contest. Selected as a “Comic to Watch” by Racket Magazine, he has performed at the Fountain City Comedy Festival, the Tower City Comedy Festival, and the Milwaukee Comedy Festival among others - and you can catch him at the Vail Comedy Festival this Memorial Day weekend!

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian Mike E. Winfield! A little more about Mike ... His comedy is refreshing & relatable in a way that makes him a comedic genius. Hailing from Baltimore, MD, Mike E. moved to California to pursue comedy & to escape the rough streets of Baltimore, remembering how he found a gun under his Mom’s pillow as a child, & thought, “I CAN’T WAIT FOR MY TEETH TO FALL OUT.” The comedy scene felt natural to him & he embraced it raking up credits such as The Late Show with David Letterman, a reoccurring role on NBC’s The Office, Brad Paisley’s Comedy Rodeo on Netflix, an Emmy Nomination, & multiple movies in post production, one with the rapper DMX called PIMP. Somehow in the midst of rising to the top, he had to grow up quickly because he fell in love & married an older woman with a child. That was actually the problem, he wasn’t ready to be a husband, so he made many mistakes within the marriage. He has since learned & developed a bond with his stepson, or as he calls him - “ StepMAN” - because they’re close in age. He takes his ups & downs in his life & marriage & turns them into jewels he releases on stage. Mike is currently on tour and can be seen at the Vail Comedy Festival this Memorial Day weekend. Check out all of his tour dates and more at www.mikewinfield.com

It's time for One Funny Morning ... with special guest, Magician Travis Nye! Travis has this to say about his love of magic ... ... In the last 19 years, my interest in performing magic tricks and fooling people turned into a passion for engaging with my audience and creating moments of wonder. I had to learn to first get my audience to care about the "tricks" I was doing, and only then was it possible to create moments of Magic. With this idea magic is no longer just for kids, it has proven to be a long-lasting experience talked about and resulting in getting rebooked multiple years in a row ... And not only has Travis been booked for events across the country, he has made a number of television appearances, including America’s Got Talent … AND you can catch him at this year’s Vail Comedy Festival on Memorial Day Weekend. For more on Travis, visit www.magicoftravisnye.com

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian and Actor - Katie Hannigan! A little more about Katie ... she is a stand up comic, actor and writer. Her stand up has been featured on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central, Just For Laughs New Faces, The Late Late Show with James Cordon, and MTV. Her debut album Feeling of Emptiness was named Ten Best of 2022 by the Interrobang. Katie is a member of SAG AFTRA and has appeared in That Damn Michael Che, Succession, PBSkids, commercials for Subway, Cheezits, Mabelline, Home Depot, and many indie films and sketches. Katie’s writing credits include the original series Death Hacks starring Thomas Middleditch and Kristen Schaal. Katie hosts the popular podcast Lady Journey with comedian Sarah Tollemache, who will be joining us on Tipsy Tuesday in a few weeks … and they both will be appearing at the Vail Comedy Festival this Memorial Day weekend. Check out the full list of Katie's tour dates here: www.katiehannigan.com

It's time for One Funny Morning with my special guest, Comedian Andy Haynes! A little more about Andy ... Based in New York City, Andy has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, HBO, and has been a featured guest on Skeptic Tank with Ari Shaffir, Stuff Island, the Adam Friedland show, and Stavvy’s World. His Don’t Tell Comedy Set has over a million views. Andy has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as the SXSW, Moontower, New York Comedy and Sketchfest festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York and the Comedy Store in Los Angeles and can be seen opening for some of the biggest names in comedy and you can catch him this Memorial Day weekend at the Vail Comedy Festival. You can follow him on Instagram at @iamandyhaynes!

It's time for One Funny Morning with special guest, Comedian Jordan Policicchio! A little more about Jordan: He is a multi-talented comedian, actor and podcast host who brings an electrifying energy to each performance. He can be described as “frustrated with the world” as he takes you through his childhood, marriage and hilarious stories about his life. You’ve seen him in over 10 commercials for major brands like McDonalds, DoorDash, RBC and more. He’s a rostered Yuk Yuks comedian and been featured at The Haymaker Comedy and Vail Comedy Festivals ... and you can catch him at this year's Vail Comedy Festival, Memorial Day weekend.

Join me today as we talk Di's 78th birthday, we meet Zach Peterson and talk about planting flowers!

Join me today as we talk about my class with Missy, Why Jason thinks I don't read and why I look like a ghost today.

Join me today as we discuss what your doctoral degree would be in, Why are elbow patches so sexy?, what is Blumble doing with blocking men we don't want to match with? #bumble

Join me today as we make our Maple Cashew Smoothie, debate the correct way to say "Apricot" in a sexy voice and talk about our favorite popes.

Today is Easter Monday, also known as Dingus Day! Be sure to pick up some pussy willows and hit someone in the crotch! Join me today as we discuss the Pope's passing, living with my mom and how everyone's Easter was.

It's Good Friday! We are talking about the holidays, French Drains, Dingy Day and who you're going to hit in the crotch this Easter Monday.

From Maundy Thursday to hammer thumbs, your first kiss and the planet K2-18b....today's show has a little bit of everything! 

Today we are making a Strawberry Avocado Protein Smoothie.

It's time for One Funny Morning with my special guest - Comedian and Humorist, Mark Masters! A little more about Mark ... he is Colorado's 2nd cleanest comedian, a comedy club headliner and a lovable goof who is not above an open mic with a sticky floor. Mark has headlined Comedy Clubs in cities large and small, corporate events all over and has appeared on various media outlets like NPR, ABC, OutsideTV, ESPN, the Clean Comedy Podcast, and even The Zimbabwe Herald. He’s also worked with comedians from HBO, NBC, ABC, CBS, Comedy Central, CONAN and Netflix. Based in Colorado, Mark is a published author and humorist for nationally distributed magazines. He is the founder of the Vail Comedy Show and the founder and organizer of Vail Comedy Festival, a Memorial Day Weekend 3 day event that is a Denver Post "Best Bet". Mark is not on Facebook or Instagram but has a website at www.markmasters.co (c-o like Colorado), where you can check out his tour dates and all his projects.

Join us today as we make a dirty smoothie, Talk about "Thong Life" and why my basil is so limp. #VitalProteins

Today is definitely an UGLY Monday. Join me as we weigh in on the things that weigh us down and find a way to band together and find some light on this dreary day.