One Last Late-Night Talk Show

Acting Manager (Alexander Krause) shouts Nando’s for their employees (Helena Pradip & Mia Rohan). Everyone learns you can’t murder on an empty stomach, if you turn 21 on a Contiki tour they leave you in the Venice desert, and that you have to go twain to twain with the smear.

Yamma Bamfraid (Alexander Krause) speaks with Hazel “Mononym” (Helena Pradip) & Delores Madrigald (Mia Rohan) about frankensteening. Yamma learns that if a village wants to burn you then burn them back, to summon and not drink the spirits, and that your Nando’s spice level is decided by the Harry Potter sorting hat.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss paying people with live grenades and Captain America being greedy, when there’s smoke from the Sistine Chapel chimney the pope is home, and they wiggled their nose on Bewitched due to a bad smell we made. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Greg (Ryan Stickland) and Andy (Alexander Krause) sit at the back of Calligraphy class to catchup. Everyone learns that it’s embarrassing for your mum to pack alfalfa and a letter for lunch, you can be one demerit point from death, and that we don’t care if you crank because we all crank.

Yash Knight (Alexander Krause) invites Amarda Chrysler (Ryan Stickland) into the lounge to discuss the dark history of calligraphy. Plus, Yash learns the importance of keeping, that the day doesn’t start till after our iron infusion, and that we’re on a full name basis with Elizabeth McGuire.

New Yorker employees (Alexander Krause, Jessica Luu & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their new cartoon pitches. Everyone learns Atlas is Earthmaxing, Paul Giamatti has a brother named Paul Giammato, and some people are always coming from a train or going to a train.

Yookie Wine (Alexander Krause) welcomes the Jedwards sisters (Jessica Luu & Kate O’Keeffe) into the lounge to discuss Mernda Gazette’s Lady Whistleblower. Plus, Yookie learns the real Ella McKay challenge was the box office, Cars 3 was a crash grab, and the importance of knowing a witch through a friend.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette learnings call. They discuss that thewspaper spin, that a lot of men get reduced to grunts in their later years, and spending your whole Monopoly game working in a hotel on Baltic Avenue. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Stevens (Alexander Krause) awakens on the Everlyn, and is given a warm welcome by Captain Galacus Kayne of Galaxy Space Command (the GSC) not the Gaming Commission of South Australia (The GCS) (Ben Mitchell). Everyone learns to clean the gunk out of your holes, what a clome is, and that no one respects a swirlied captain.

Yaundry Pepper (Alexander Krause) chats with Captain Galacus Kayne of Galaxy Space Command (the GSC) not the Gaming Commission of South Australia (The GCS) (Ben Mitchell). Yaundry learns that fire, water and man are the threats to our livelihood, that King Crood is one of the best Croods, and yellow holes don’t suck they blow.

Yard Bartsman (Alexander Krause) has no guest this week, and shares recordings of himself running late for various podcast recordings. Yard learns to hate when Canberra man shows up, that you can still laugh if the pun isn’t intentional, and Mary Shelley is a Common Misconception.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss the difficulties of dating Warhorse, Cybertrucks aren’t built to be touched, and how Elon is Zuckerberg is dad is Slugworth is Slugworthless. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Greg, Ivan and Sam (Alexander Krause, Ben Slinger & Trevor Scott) hang out in the kitchen of a Domino’s Pizza. Everyone learns you get a little static on the hangup, you gotta have money if your number’s 899 Salmon, and what the real Joe Rogan Experience is.

Yoda Lemming (Alexander Krause) welcomes his son Poetry “Poe” (Ben Slinger) & son Electric “Eric” (Trevor Scott) onto the show to catch-up for ten minutes or more. Yoda learns about the locked door Mandela Effect, how to operate the Slaughterbuster 360, and to Permeate that sponge layer.

Daniel (Alexander Krause), Ben (Chris Bates) and Greg (Laurie Page) meet to discuss the agenda at Tiny Tales Publishing. Everyone learns Batman’s Quarter-Face is always flipping a quarter, the score of Crush Bandicoot feels real, and the dangers of the Kensington push.

Yeel Teamy (Alexander Krause) speaks with Shane & Josh Nunya, the Nunya brothers (Laurie Page & Chris Bates) about going Fulllll Princess. Plus, Yeel learns that Stephen Colbert does a full load, the invisibility cloak goes brr, and how to be a wizard in the streets and a lizard in the sheets.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss how a chicken to a sunroof is like an ant to honey, Fran Drescher is liquid metal, and if you haven’t done your homework you can always blame the German boy who fell into the chocolate river. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Stable keepers (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) meet to discuss the feeding schedule of both pony and staff. Everyone learns that ponies are one to champ, poetry isn’t personal, and when you walk on the street everybody’s nobody.

Yustin “The Coaster” McJustin (Alexander Krause) invites Lady Persephone Cheeseberry the Third (Isabel Cameron) into the lounge to play at working for fun. Plus, Yustin learns that killing crows aint for the cozy, you can order extra stank jelly at the smelly deli, and every sense of the word can just mean two meanings. Answer this question, from the bottom of your heart, is this product a Sony?

A collection of players, nuns, and talent scouts (Alexander Krause, Jess Pratt & Jamie Yung) gather for a very important game of church basketball. Everyone learns that God wants the other team to lose, to become a rubber boy to support your mum, and when it comes to basketball it’s all about how well you sing at halftime.

Yema Yowdie (Alexander Krause) welcomes “Sister Carnie” (Jess Pratt) & Kevin Yoink (Jamie Yung) into the lounge to audition for the heist. Plus, Yema learns that kids are all about the foreground, how to do a straight-up lay-up, and that street toughs give free haircuts. “If you bring the good vibrations, if you’re a good vibrator, you can fall in love” – Kevin Yoink

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss why you should take out full accordion, that Cookie Monster only puts on a show for the crumbs, and that PPPerfume makes you PP if you drink it. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Kid detectives, Yew Error (Alexander Krause) and Secret Seven (Sean M Elliott), investigate the mystery of the grape and discover they aren’t kids. Plus, everyone learns that Sherlock Holmes said a lot of things, the Hardy Boys have an advantage because someone writes for them, and prints go on the fingers but Prince goes in the ears.

Yew Error (Alexander Krause) chats with Secret Steven (Sean M Elliott) about pulling off one last job, and meets with the infamous Dr. Gun. Plus, Yew learns that Chandler had a moniker, calapella isn’t a horse but your brother, and Last Week Tonight just plays covers now.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss not booking the room of Resistance HQ, only dating Oscar the Grouch on the rebound, and that having wealth is having intermediaries. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Workers at the Ricotta-Lee estate (Alexander Krause, Ben McCarthy & Jessica Luu) try to fit in with the upper-class. Everyone learns how to not sound like a piss rat, you have to pay to get into heaven, and that God is Protestant and proud.

Yabaku Taku (Alexander Krause) invites President Chunk (Ben McCarthy) & Lady Ricotta-Lee (Jessica Luu) into the lounge to discuss their controversies. Plus, Yabaku learns that rabbits should read their contracts carefully, how to jaffle someone, and you only need to know half the reference to start making it.

Board members (Alexander Krause & Laurie Page) meet to discuss changes at the ‘We Don’t Know Yet’ Theatre. Everyone learns who let the horses in, that the best wine is straight from the foot of a lesser man, and that gaffer tape is the real Schuyler sisters.

Duncan Heart (Alexander Krause) welcomes Jason H’ukares (Laurie Page) into the lounge and they peg, pin and table their discussion for later. Plus, Duncan learns you can get a mild divorce, how to dress bald spiritually, and the freedoms of having podcast custody.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Security(Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Catering (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head Usher(Ben Slinger) all meet following their father’s yearly inauguration ceremony. They discuss how it feels good to finish, why the dial of destiny should be left out of the archive room, and why they get hungry looking at alien hoax photos. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Siblings (Alexander Krause, Jason Rout, Mia Rohan & Trevor Scott) gather in the men’s bathroom at Watergardens to celebrate New Year’s Eve. Everyone learns Club V.Room is just the visitors room at Prison, if Brad’s in the bathroom he’s using it, and how to pronounce disguise. Happy New Year!

Yabum Bug (Alexander Krause) sits down with Albert “Santa Claus” Pencil-Case (Jason Rout), Jean Genes (Mia Rohan) & Steve Elfington (Trevor Scott), and they all take part in the great Christmas Armistice of 2025. Plus Yabum learns that belly button shots are never deep enough, complaining to the marriager is complaining to someone’s wife, and that a Viking Funeral requires a bugle. Merry Christmas one and all!

Goebbels and Nixon Nixon (Alexander Krause & Ryan Stickland) get some assistance out of a vending machine from Dr Doctor Kavorcian. Everyone learns how to go all the way as roommates, that doctors aren’t allowed to work out, and the dangers of the name raffle.

Yighta Shine (Alexander Krause) invites Mike Stand (Ryan Stickland) & Fin Breeze (Sujith De Silva) in to the lounge to discuss their varied work lives. Plus, Yighta learns we’re all striving to be wealthy deer wealthy, the greediness of vending machine physicals, and a solid alibi is counting money in your penthouse.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Security (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Bird Media Wrangler (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Research and Development (Ben Slinger), all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss being put under on a tour of the hair factory, being birds with benefits, and when you see a German you say a Judas Sermon. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) goes to a blackjack table and helps teach a dealer (Alexander Krause) how to play. Everyone learns how to play the devil’s kiss, that there’s too many acronyms in games and addresses, and an unlucky rabbit’s foot is attached to a full rabbit that’s attacking you.

Yeinsen Brian (Alexander Krause) welcomes Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) into the lounge to discuss their father’s unjustified incarceration. Plus, Yeinsen learns that prisons have a photo day, not to create a one-man show for the money, and that firefighters can clock out once the building has burned down.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Feline Marketing (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Canine Marketing (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss using non-micro chips, the AFL funding Cruella De Vil, and how to hire and fire a gun.

The Voice (Ben Mitchell) helps guide a theatre employee (Alexander Krause) to be more confident. Everyone learns the dangers of being splayed, that you want to spring for popcorn and tube, and that the door is designed to hit you on the way out.

Yallum Orlando (Alexander Krause) sits his ass down and listens to The Voice (Ben Mitchell) to understand how best to atone. Plus, Yallum learns that you shouldn’t get suede wet, how to smash, and if the start of a date isn’t going well then don’t sign a lease together.

Jurors (Alexander Krause, Sean M Elliott, Trevor Scott, Chris Bates, Jessica Luu, Laurie Page, Isabel Cameron & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their verdict on the crimes of the host of One Last Late-Night Talk Show. Everyone learns to have a guy for breakfast, to find the animous, and that the real escape room is the depression we find along the way

Yed Hundi (Alexander Krause) is joined by Pat Star (Jessica Luu), Eugene Worthing (Chris Bates), Tabatha Goldsworthy (Kate O’Keeffe), May Anna Lee (Laurie Page), Arthur Honeysuckle (Sean M Elliott), Frank Walker (Trevor Scott) & Tracy Pokémon (Isabel Cameron) to celebrate the 100th episode of the show! Plus, Yed learns to be all flippers no pecs, how to practice combative meditation, and that Frank Walker’s national tiles are internationally sourced. Thanks to everyone, guests and listeners, for 100 wonderful episodes!

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Flashbang) — Camera and Key Light Operator (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — R&D&D (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss that it’s good to ween in but hard to ween off, the dangers of a blue-light disco, and that you have to be this Seth Meyers to ride. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) and Marg (Alexander Krause) share their pre-wedding secrets. They both learn being your own daughter is sick, catching a grenade shouldn’t be someone’s first instinct, and that they’re serving chikhai bardo for dinner.

Yoshi Merchant (Alexander Krause) welcomes the one and only Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) into the lounge to help them find love. Plus, Yoshi learns the dangers of rogue Beyblades, if you’re a napkin it’s okay to wipe yourself on a dead man’s mouth, and that the Love is Blind formula is difficult to replicate.

Some Drizzl’d Tower Employees (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) help a ghost (Trevor Scott) with their donut hole order. Everyone learns to be an imposter with zero syndrome, that a tiger can kneed a man into dough, and to dress for the job you want (including elephant).

Yobble Bamstring (Alexander Krause) sits down with Barbara Barnaby (Isabel Cameron) & Adam Barbara (Trevor Scott) to discuss being born a Barbara. Plus, Yobble learns that some ghosts don’t go oooo they go oh, to commit patricide on the mattresside, and to never two-time Tiny Tina. [Riddle Tower as featured in: S08E05 Three’s a Ghost with the Pinball Boys]

Philip Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Lightbringer — Walking Billboard (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Ex Metaverse Newslander Warrior (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss the broken beep system, the villainous Slugworth, and to dim yourself in your own time. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Mr Humphry’s (Sean M Elliott) and Toby (Alexander Krause) invites candidates (Sam Browne & Jaime Cerda) into the mayor’s office to choose their new leader. Everyone learns not to get a $50 haircut on the docks, that life is different south of the balls, and to hold your applause.

Yim Volume (Alexander Krause) speaks with Mike Fairylights (Sean M Elliott), Frank Almond (Sam Browne) & Teddy Jay (Jaime Cerda) about the 27 brain people in all of us. Plus, Yim learns not to go full Tropic Thunder, the love and loss of mop relationships, and that the inside of Santa isn’t magic but blood and brain.