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ONE QUEER HILL
by criss & jax
the podcast where a coupla queers talk about One Tree Hill
Episodes
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s3 ep2 - training at the beach party
we're celebrating summer!! i guess!! this week we're watching luke be the definition of a narc, peyton coming to terms with double mommies and abandonment, haley is trying and failing to talk to nate, dan is not-so-subtly interrogating everyone who hates him in his life, and brooke is enjoying…
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s3 ep1 - terrible wigs and other tragedies
we're back with the start of season three!!! in this episode, peyton is cursed with the knowledge of her previously-unknown adoption, nate learns lessons from unnamed teammates at high flyers, brooke and nate do the full what-are-we dance, haley ruins the legal process through the power of love,...
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s2 reunion - POST-SEASON AFTERSHOW
IT'S TIME TO WRAP UP SEASON TWO with our post-season aftershow, featuring the 2025 Clitty Awards! we pick from our favorite moments, songs, and quotes from season 2, then explore Peyton's Band Bracket to see which band we should book at tric in 2005. thanks for coming on this journey with us, and...
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s2 ep23 - written in spongebob chat
And now, a FINALE! brooke is coming to terms with leaving tree hill (again), peyton is being followed around by laura palmer, nate is deciding whether to go to high flyers (again), karen is panicking over suddenly-missing-andy, deb is taking important naps, and luke is confronting dan, who is...
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s2 ep22 - tickle sessions and cRyInG
this week, we are having ticklefights and ripping open our ouchies by accident as nate recovers stoically on the court, luke and brooke go on a little road trip to visit haley's pity pit, mouth gets a gf and gets dumber, dan's office windows can't stop breaking, andy invites karen to new zealand...
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s2 ep21 - my army of basketball boys!!!
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES! this week we're watching luke and brooke JUST BE FRIENDS, dan attempt to mastermind his way into having emotions, nate coming to terms with accepting help from others, peyton suffering from hewon'tletmeseehim tendencies, and we watch some car crash videos with the whole…
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and now, for something a little different (tangentsode vol. 1)
hey folks! our personal lives continued to be mean to us, and we couldn't record anything. but! today we have a fun little shorter episode for you, if you've ever desired to hear about our thoughts on Grease 2, true crime, mark wahlberg, our time in college, or juicy queer camp counselor gossip....
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s2 ep20 - loser rock REDUX
WE'RE HERE! in the alternate universe where dan marries karen instead of deb! which is apparently heaven for nate, who remember, is undergoing surgery while this alternate universe episode happens. we explore such alternate topics as "what if deb was a hot single mom who ran a dive bar" "is keith...
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s2 ep19 - this is stinking great!
ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE! we're driving angry with luke and nate's uncle cooper, a normal and mature uncle; brooke is chillin out saving the girlies in her safe ride car, while peyton stews in downer debbie mode; deb is EXPOSED by the medical establishment while dan experiences karma; and finally,...
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s2 ep18 - moriarty daddy
THIS WEEK ON ONE QUEER HILL we're putting on cowboy hats and solving mysteries in this weird filler mishmash of an episode. luke plays sherlock badly, nate goes to visit the SWINGIN DONKEH, peyton is There for jake's ongoing custody battle, brooke learns what being grounded means, and whitey is…
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s2 ep17 - Felix Is Over Party
this week on one queer hill we are ECSTATIC to report that felix faces consequences, anna gets to monologue, brooke is trying to find a way to stay in tree hill, luke is doing a BUNCH of snooping, nate is driving pensively in the rain, and peyton is prepping herself for another abandonment…
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s2 ep16 - meet me at the altar (unless...)
its a nice day for a, WEIRD WEDDINGGG this week on one queer hill, we're going to keith's wedding!! luke continues to be a terrible best man, brooke is freezing in a church with the ugliest dress we've ever seen, peyton and jake are [sexy bass line here], nate is reaching his heartbreak apex at…
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s2 ep15 - Fifty Years, Huh?
IT'S TIME... FOR A TIME CAPSULE! we're recording our secret messages for the youths of 2055 this week, with anna resorting to crime with mouth in order to rerecord hers, peyton and jake both talking past each other's sexual histories, brooke taking to presidency by caring for others, nate still…
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s2 ep14 - the destructive sadboi club
this week on one queer hill: the most bummer valentines day special! nate is coming to terms with being dumped, luke is matching off with dan via Call of the Wild, peyton and jake finally start talking about their feefees, brooke has electon day trip-ups, and andy enters shady billionaire...
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s2 ep13 - TermiNATEor Activate
Back at it again, this time with more freak intrigue! peyton books the Wreckers and by extension chris keller, luke finally gets his heart tested and mysteriously goes to live with dan, keith and karen sort out their feelings while andy glares in the background, nate finds out, and brooke…
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s2 ep12 - Crabs of the World, Unite!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT UR BIBS! this week, we're talking brooke organizing a crab union, nate and haley playing honesty-chicken while taylor blackmails them both, luke continues to be afraid of a medical test, dan and deb have keith and jules over for a LOVELY and NOT CREEPY family dinner,...
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s2 ep11 - The Power of Gays Compel You
back again with an absolute garbage fire of plot lines. jake watches peyton sleep, lucas is uncovering everyone's secrets, brooke is having some upsetting family feelings when felix buys her stuff, jules wears a cool shirt, and nate and haley are cursed with the worst disaster of all: hurricane...
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s2 ep10 - The Dykeisode
this week on one queer hill, we're sticking it to the man! peyton does an in-school performance art piece in response to being hatecrimed, luke is mad at everyone for caring about his health more than he does, deb comes clean (about coming with Kei-), Dan is a bastard of operatic levels, mouth is...
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s2 ep9 - Get Prommed
its time for spring formal!!! brooke is getting pissed off at boys, peyton is getting caught up in an emotional whirlwind, felix is getting homophobic, and anna is getting FUUUUUGGED UUUUUUP! meanwhile, dan is respectively intimidating to each of his sons, deb makes some awful decisions, and luke...
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s2 ep8 - barbie speech, before barbie
slumber party! the gals backstab each other verbally (much to anna's entertainment), karen and keith are making some BAD decisions in their respective love lives, luke and nate are getting tested for Rotten Dan Heart disease, felix is still in dire need of a therapist, and cocaine rick is…
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s2 ep7 - li'l boy luke
WELCOME BACK! This week, we are opening an all ages nightclub in which two out of three of the musical acts quit unexpectedly on opening night. mess ensues. brooke is still going thru it, mouth is becoming an incel, felix flashes some inappropriate pictures at luke, peyton is on her last nerve as...
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s2 ep6 - dealing with musicians (derogatory)
this week, we have a meteor shower to swoon under!!! luke is being firm about doing the right thing with both anna and whitey, nate is being a certified good husband while haley is freaking out about performing music, brooke is losing all her shit at a yard sale and felix, as expected, is reaping...
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s2 ep5 - I Dare You To Hang Out With Me
ITS DARE NIGHT BABEY!!! we're eating pickled eggs and hanging out in open graves with all our favorite teens. luke meets a new girl to get light-speed obsessed with, tim is a full character for like five minutes, peyton goes to confession, brooke is still trying to wrangle felix, and the river...
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s2 ep4 - The UNH Episode
This week in Tree Hill! It's financial awareness week apparently, where brooke becomes Poor for the first time, naley are making big decisions about purchasing musical instruments, luke and dan street race the new guy we both hate, and karen is relentlessly flirted with byyyyyy her college...
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s2 ep3 - Mechanickink
this week, we have a bad bachelor party for nate (really for tim) and a bachelorette- I mean BRIDAL SHOWER for haley. deb has boundary issues, dan is slowly returning to his supervillainy, and karen is shocked to discover that when u reject a prospective partner it hurts their feelings. somebody...
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s2 ep2 - No Basketball After Marriage
this week in tree hill, we have a teenage wedding reception, with some fun sides: posting ur friend's nudes on the internet without telling them, getting turned on by ur wife yelling at ur mom, and staring out of a hospital bay window dramatically. ENJOY our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap...
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s2 ep1 - The Jokerfication of Deb Scott
we are BACK IN TREE HILL to deal with the consequences of last season's finale. deb loses her gd mind, breyton have a bonfire on the beach, haley cries over cd collections, luke guilts keith on older brother stewardship, and dan, tragically, returns to consciousness. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill...
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s1 reunion - POSTSEASON AFTERSHOW
WE'RE BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEE this week, we wrap up season one for good, and move forward to season two. but before we do, we introduce our first seasonal awards show, the most cursed dating game, and some of our ~predictions~ for the upcoming season. also: the worst possible merchandising…
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s1 ep22 - there is only ONE.......
FINALE EPISOOOOOODE we're finally at the big game. dan is confusing yelling for coaching, luke and nate are making their own bro decisions, haley is scheduling out her sexual debut, peyton and brooke's new relationship(?) runs nikki interference, deb is snatching the Oops crown with a sexy…
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s1 ep 21 - Good Job, Chlamydia Committee!
time to talk porno and joint custody! haley and nate are learning about the dangers of pornography and LOVE. luke is wondering if dan is uh actually an okay guy after all just kidding dan's looking for a way to snatch the ravens' coaching position while whitey goes in for surgery. peyton is an...
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SHORT! - meet the hosts
this week, we take a break from the actual show before season finale zone, and travel back in time to when we made our own episode 0 in discussion of the podcast. jax and i introduce ourselves proper, discuss at which points of our lives we began watching the show, and also address the matter of...
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s1 ep20 - Keep It Classy, Just Curse Them
time for a party! on this week's episode, nate gets a job, haley throws a party. peyton and brooke call it quits for good, promise, and brooke makes some interesting mingling decisions. luke has some valuable daddy keith time, and dan simply cant stop walking into other people's homes our...
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s1 ep19 - Going Tyra Mode
This week, we have a Very Special Episode, where brooke might be pregnant but the show isnt too interested in her. What about how LUKE is handling brooke maybe being pregnant? Nate learns about young love and growing up, deb looks hot and is sad, and our producer chacha gets on mic for the first...
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s1 ep18 - Knuck Tats CASH ONLY
this week we are auctioning off teenage boys. yeah really. we have a big date nite where haley and lucas throw milk at each other, nate gets chewed tf out, brooke and mouth go to a strip club, and dont you worry there is still rampant misogyny all over this dialogue so stuff stays interesting i...
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s1 ep17 - Psycho Hose Beast
this week we're BRINGING IT ON at the sparkle classic cheerleading competition. peyton is trying to win brooke back by assuring their victory with a whole new routine ~and a remix~. nate is excited to play a game without dan in the audience, and luke is charged with teaching nate how to do…
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s1 ep16 - Bobble Head Luke
we're all creeped out during this episode! luke meets a. uh. adult woman at a bar, peyton is babysitting, brooke is PISSED, deb reveals her big secret and nate learns about divorcing his parents our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email:...
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s1 ep15 - The Ballad of the Spleenless Boy
this week in tree hill, we have weakness. mess. divorce. also luke breaks up with two girls in the same day, lmao. karen gets to scrappin' books and movin' goal posts. nate plays parental tug of war. and the best closing shot in television history. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap...
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s1 ep14 - I Can't Believe Luke Scott is F***ing Dead
this week, luke scott is obviously extremely dead (for about 30 seconds) and then is in a coma for the first of many Hospital Episodes throughout this series. haley feels guilty for being mean to luke, nate says some messed up stuff, and peyton is dodging brooke constantly what with still not...
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s1 ep13 - whitey durham: crossdressing icon
we're forced to be flies on the wall for several cheating plot lines this episode, in between whitey having a coach identity crisis and karen's return. haley does it granny style, and keith drinks chekhov's beer. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast...
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s1 ep12 - Keith's Second Christmas
it's the antichrist's birthday this week which means we get a fucked up Scott dinner, love to see it. also, peyton is sent on an unimaginable road trip with the boy she DEFINITELY doesnt secretly love, brooke waits by a phone labelled PLOT MOVEMENT, and nate figures out his life goals, mostly out...
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s1 ep11 - no parents allowed
the drama!! brooke is freaking out about not having anything in common with luke. nate is making big important basketball decisions. peyton's dad learns that kids need parents around? crazy. oh, and dan attends family counseling. lol, lmao even our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore...
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s1 ep10 - Blowout Fairies
this week in tree hill, nate is kidnapped by his dad for a golf weekend. it goes about as you'd expect. brooke has apparent emotional amnesia about luke and peyton previously smooching, so peyton distracts herself with haley's open mic planning. luke abandons a sexy pharmacy heist when an adult...
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s1 ep9 - aggressive hissing
time for a BIG HARROWING GAME in the mid-season finale. luke makes a date deal with brooke and makes some big decisions. nate is slamming performance enhancing drugs, tim is weird. dan is a creepy alligator, deb is a fierce mama bear. oh SHIT this episode is 69 minutes long hell yea CONTENT...
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s1 ep 8 - Helloooo Abber Combee!
*CONTENT WARNING* This episode contains discussion of scenes that depict date rape scenarios and drugging. The timecode of the relevant discussions are between: 00:33:33 - 00:43:50 brooke gets us into a nightmarish college party, nate and haley have a cutesy tootsey date night, and karen hides…
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s1 ep7 - The Family Caw
dan throws a kiss-ass-fest for the basketball team, complete with open bar, to disastrous results. brooke transforms into an imp, nate gets caught in quite a negative light, and lucas ALMOST gets laid. next time, buddy!
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s1 ep6 - ...Because He's the Third
its AWAY GAME TIME where nate and luke fight on the court, get thrown off the team bus, and are kidnapped by some very notorious... Things. also, brooke gets high and haley siphons gas (with peyton's help or whatever). our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta:...
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s1 ep5 - The Daddysode
this week dan is extremely normal and NOT a bully at a charity game where the ravens play basketball against their dads. also peyton is doing stoplight opposite day, for mommy reasons. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email:...
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s1 ep4 - Penis Hat
on this episode, jax and criss navigate the terrifying plane of sports terms in order to get to the classic after-game beach house party. the fashions are so bad that they get distracted twitter: @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore insta: onequeerhillpodcast
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s1 ep3 - The Brookening
brooke davis has entered the building, lock up ur sons and honestly probably daughters as well, who are we kidding our email is [email protected] jax's twitter @ is @jaxiscrap criss's twitter @ is @crissxcore the podcast twitter is @onequeerhill the podcast insta is @onequeerhillpodcast
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s1 ep2 - Lets Run Away and Be Goth
folks, we dive back into tree hill after luke's big win against nate at the river court, where luke immediately messes up and has a full existential basketball crisis. he and nate get into a fistfight in an extremely normal literature class, and we must explore the resulting feelings. enjoy
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