One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)

Is this the end? Probably. 

Autumn is back, Greg is back, let's go.

I (Autumn) actually sticking to one topic today because I'm talking about my dad.

Autumn will be back very soon

Tim Andrews joins Greg Russ this week as they explore the psyche of a bored population.

Sizzling alliteration swiftly summons your senses.

Listening to this show will burn more calories than it provides.

If I just ignore the text, will it go away?

(INSERT AI GENERATED DESCRIPTION) In a wild ride from Mumford’s banjo-banging nostalgia to the existential dread of dodging "whitefish" women and their psychic cock-blocking accusations, this episode spirals into a cosmic roast of corporate clowns and their penny-pinching, soul-crushing shenanigans. It’s a fever dream of stomp-clap anthems, suburban white flight, and the eternal quest to not be screwed over by a system that hands out bonuses like candy to CEOs who tank Bed Bath & Beyond.

She still exists. And she wants you to know.

Most people aren't cut out to be agnostic or atheist, as evidenced by their asinine behavior. Also, there are some hints as to Eric's whereabouts in this episode - god's honest truth, if you believe in that sort of thing. 

You're not going to find out here.

He's always been 40, until he's 80.

Daddy, who am I? Daddy? Are you there? He's gone.

Something. Anything. 

As special as you think you are, you're not. Get over yourself. You have no legend.

Don't order four cosmos for last call. 

If you ever want to be loved again, don't pour hot caramel into the toilet.

Unless that chatbot is Gemini, in which case, it's a second-rate college professor.

Illuminating the world

You're a nasty gaslighter.

Thanks, Freud (sic).

And it's also her fault Puerto Rico had a power outage and the planet is called Uranus, amongst other things. Happy Easter!

That's all we used to have.

The hidden stories of life at sea.

See that idiot up to bat? That's my kid.

More like "Joke Island."

Tim Andrews joins Greg Russ as they discuss their childish egos and radio dreams.

Just because you have puff doesn't mean you're original. 

It's been on the ground for over a week.

The two degrees of recline isn't going to make your flight better.

Indy...let it go. Also, Don Draper is an emotionally bankrupt moron and Janno Lieber should've been cast as the chimp in "Better Man."

Autumn shares intimate details about her body (this is phrased vaguely and deceptively to lure you in, and will ultimately only let you down); Teresa H guides us around the best motels and fast food restaurants in central Maryland.

AI IS HERE. AI IS HERE. AI IS HERE. Batteries. AI IS HERE.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Or lack thereof.

Stay off of podcasts after 6pm.

...both being phased out.

Clunky clunkness

The show is being released late this week due to train traffic ahead.

And then what?

Screams of horror

Or, the FAFFF.

Greg has changed his stance on ghosts. Home ownership is a scam.

(Proceeds to pat the person on their head)

Maybe it's time for a re-brand.

Employers think forcing people back to the office will keep them from playing Monopoly Go! during work hours. Yeah right. 

Laxatives and Chipotle

It's not a lie. Autumn did need to miss the show unexpectedly due to an urgent situation. But exploiting it in the episode title is a level of low, for sure.

Don't ask Greg to serve you food or Autumn to think you had good parents.