OozeBear Public Podcast
by OozeBear LLC
The OozeBear Public Podcast is a collection of jams, practices, live shows, or whatever else may be created on the OozeBear audio improv app and submitted by its users to the podcast. Open jams occur every Monday at 7PM ET if you want to play or listen to live improv online. Create, record, and submit your own episode on OozeBear.com
Episodes
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Good Morning, Oozebear!
Oozebear's first ever morning show! Come watch the sh!tshow unfold. :)
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Mr. Cheeks
Personalized motivational TV channels at the gym recount Montana's innumerable exploits. Convincing skeptics about Marvel's new scrapbooking grandma hero and more. An attempted adventurous detour leads to an unsettling road trip with a happy little hobo and talking food. A mother that isn't…
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The Heckle-Killer
Swapping places with the heir to a frozen pizza empire leads to a revelation by a former president. Failure to fill out a form enables a global insult comedy tour ending in Smurf village. Practicing quick thinking skills using OozeBear's handy Experiments feature.
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Mr. Bublé's Wardrobe Malfunction [sat_jam]
Idiocy is the best policy when ancient box-dwelling people worship a buffalo and invent writing. We celebrate Tim Allen by speculating on his cryptic past. Clumsy repairmen at the Jason Voorhees estate meet a bloody yet profitable fate. Kallen shares DIY drug recipes. A murder suspect cooks…
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Meter Mates
Ricotta be kidding me! A discussion of Mondays and lasagna leads to a quick game of basing character traits on likes and dislikes. A niche dating app queues up some unconventional activities including a metaphorical flash mob and a canoe ride with an Olympic-class rower. Wildlife guides spot some...
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Canoe Reeves [sat_jam]
An animal martial arts tournament turns into a hot date. A nervous spirit animal is unprepared to give advice at a high-stakes celebrity canoe race until he gets a famous spirit guide of his own. Shawarma shops compete with opposing customer service philosophies. The boss of a company of mass...
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My advice as a writer? Quit!
zazzle.com/coldreads ColdReads: An improv and sketch comedy open mic is the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! Comedians, both professional and amateur, can call in and share comedy sketches they've written by logging on to Oozebear.com. We critique and analyse sketches to see what...
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Can I get this Hobbit's autograph?
00:00 skip this part 7:27 Inviting an Uber Driver into your home 36:07 An insurance scheme disguised as a comedy sketch 48:57 Yelp but for audience members at a play
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Officer, this isn't a bribe it's a tip!
Thanks to Trish and Lee for joining in! 00:00 Skip this part 14:00 Fancy pianist at Chuck E. Cheese's 27:20 Getting pulled over 37:20 Sleepwalking into a strip club 49:17 Five stages of getting a match on Hinge 1:06:54 Old folk's home nurse replaced with AI
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Eyes, Fries, and a Coke
We celebrate OozeBear's 3-year "leather anniversary" by recalling our favorite moments. We play games involving the number 3. An instructional video on elderly women goes awry. We order food at restaurants for cannibals, masochists, and more. A veteran's lemonade purchase reminds him of his past....
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I've always dreamt of a zombie eating my brains
This is an online improv comedy live stream on a new platform, http://oozebear.com where comedians bring in a script to read, then discuss it, and we all improvise a new sketch right there on the spot. The show is called ColdReads and it's the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! We go...
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Am I the babysitter or are you?
ColdReads: An improv and sketch comedy open mic is the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! Comedians, both professional and amateur, can call in and share comedy sketches they've written by logging on to Oozebear.com. We critique and analyse sketches to see what makes them funny, then…
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The new pope is Andrew Taint
Highlights: 16:43 Improv at the Vatican 35:20 Alexa, am I pretty? 1:02:52 In the future when our buttholes are obsolete zazzle.com/coldreads
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I swear I'm not making up The Simpsons
Highlights: 19:47 You haven't seen the last of me! 36:14 A body builder takes a really intense uber 51:18 Joe Biden tells the story of Corn Pop Support the show at: https://zazzle.com/coldreads Hey! We'll both earn $50 when you join Current and receive a qualifying Direct Deposit. Terms apply.…
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A zombie in high heels steps on my balls
ColdReads: An improv and sketch comedy open mic is the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! Comedians, both professional and amateur, can call in and share comedy sketches they've written by logging on to Oozebear.com. We critique and analyse sketches to see what makes them funny, then…
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I used to be Dr. Phil's wife
47:07 I fucked up this sketch I'm sorry 55:26 Dr Phil in the Drive-thru Please buy ColdReads pins, patches and more at http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824
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I'm going to say something really controversial
10:21 Yelling "Representative" with increasing anger 18:33 Reindeer uprising 49:10 Restaurant at the end of the world 57:00 Walmart radio station 1:26:22 Uber: Impossible Please buy stickers, pins patches and more at: zazzle.com/coldreads
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You're giving my hand blue balls
zazzle.com/coldreads 20:00 Fake Kanye in the studio 27:33 Discount Sketch comedy classes 47:48 A bunch of women regulate men's bodies for once 58:26 A car sales man selling vaginas
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My Santa voice makes women horny
7:28 Santa is a guest on my podcast 37:53 Scab-ta Claus 45:29 If Santa was from the South Pole 1:21:12 An Earth day sketch for some reason 1:47:31 A parasocial relationship with George Washington Zazzle.com/coldreads
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Kid ghosts are worse than adult ghosts
30:56 Kid ghosts are the worst 30:49 Trish called her boss a FUPA 59:06 What I saw at the museum changed my life 1:11:26 Radio show describes great painting to no avail Zazzle.com/coldreads
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Our Sponsor: Dr. Tabernash's Snake Oil [sat_jam]
A discussion of storytelling, believability, and absurdism is followed by an exercise in justifying odd plot points. A long-form set shows us how the perpetual postponement of a high noon shootout in the Old West can lead to a duel of a different sort.
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A Very OozeBear Halloween Monday Jam
This Halloween, we gave a past scene a murderous new ending, checked in with insecure spirits at a cemetery, and explored a spooky house with a blood-filled piano. Then Felix's reprisal of the Horror Movie Jam begat the strange tale of a House of Pancakes haunted by ghosts, demons, and authentic...
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The Ferryman's Price [sat_jam]
It's Halloween weekend so we dub over classic scary movie clips. There's a rambling discussion of the psychosocial need for the carnivalesque. Mesh performs a 2-hour solo improv scene that follows a young woman with a secret and two orphans out to claim their birthright in the old city of Venice…
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Is heroin better than an orgasm?
20:23 Monster's Inc parody 33:05 Kidnapped by a dream 49:19 Dr. Dhill 55:06 Competitive AA meeting https://current.onelink.me/UBJ6/8dqy5j25 http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824
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My friend's dad's penis exploded
27:40 Pirate ship office cubicle 1:05:50 Trish does something inappropriate 1:20:50 AI generated nonsense 1:31:44 An army man's penis explodes 1:46:15Social media investigation https://current.onelink.me/UBJ6/8dqy5j25 http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824
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For Legal Reasons that's a joke
10:30 Something The Police 14:52 Delusions of grandeur 25:12 Daryl Plays Cheryl 28:37 Kids coming up with catch phrases 42:23 Incel at a wedding https://grabalaugh.wordpress.com/ http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824 https://current.onelink.me/UBJ6/8dqy5j25
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It's Mormon Time! Go!
27:21 Mario Parties Hard 50:53 Fred Sasso plays Australian Football 60:08 The shittiest bar you've ever been to 1:26:31 Harry styles https://current.onelink.me/UBJ6/8dqy5j25 http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824
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Twist Ending Prostate Exam
http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824 18:56 Doctor's check-up 32:35 Ad exec for baby products 56:18 Written during the show 63:51 Is Tomahawk a killer? 82:06 Michael Morbius vs Count Chocula
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I Forgot How to Remember to Forget
"No matter how much we intervene in the lives of these humans, they still can't get their sh!t together" - karla
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Boob Pockets Infomercial
11:44 Boob Pockets Commercial 17:57 High school play wins Tony (Not that one) 28:00 Radio station (Help Me Radio) 38:45 Worst Car rental ever 49:21 Pharmacist in the woods 59:27 Betting on fights in the elderly home https://grabalaugh.wordpress.com/...
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Dostoevsky's Backdoor Sluts 9
13:00 Political Debate 21:45 Mesh gets teleported to Canada 55:42 Hand Stuff Island 71:13 Wu-tang killa time capsule Use this link for a discount http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824
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Grosser than that one scene from "Nathan for You"
20:57 The opposite of Nathan Fielder 28:45 A real person did this gross thing 40:06 "The Rehearsal" Parody/ HBO executives 45:58 Honey Boo Boo and Rick and Morty 56:34 The Pink Knight 1:01:33 Susan G. Komen for the cure is a terrible organization run by terrible people zazzle.com/coldreads
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What we do in the Shadows/Strangerthings
Thanks for listening to ColdReads: An improv and Sketch Comedy open mic! Anybody can join by checking the schedule here in Oozebear! Listen wherever podcasts are sold by searching "oozeebear" in your app of choice. Support the show by buying a t-shirt at zazzle.com/coldreads
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My_Doppelganger_is_a_sex_worker
http://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads?rf=238120907484328824
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No_One_Can_Outpizza_The_hut
4 Sketches this time! Can you believe it? 15:49 busy mom gets her kids ready 24:28 The Oscars with Bill Murray and Chevy Chase 51:13 Mesh's not political-political sketch 65:37 She's the Man-ager of the MLB 75:20 Assassin kills whoever knows the secret 1:23:20 Tomahawk Directs Justice League...
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Supreme_X_Bounty_Paper_Towels
15:41 Bounty Paper towels need new ideas 21:07 Driving test/prom night 38:05 Amazon Package thief 46:13 Woman murders husband for life insurance 1:12:29 Dating show (Your Last Shot) 1:23:11 Anita Mann goes on a date with Seymour Dong
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Take_it_from_the_Fecal_Matter_Expert
radiofreemontclair.org zazzle.com/coldreads 8:35 Kick that guy in the nuts 19:07 Rated M-16 for death reasons 28:30 Last week at the Doctor's office 34:59 Privileged, rich British brat 52:27 Convention for Catfish victims
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The_Password_Is_Butthole
16:56 SafeWord 23:01 Pitching Cumming to a room full of comedy Writers 44:54 School Parent Teacher Meeting 1:01:29 The Magic Cat
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My_Date_With_the_Devil
16:05 Zombie Apocalypse 26:56 Two homeless best friends 38:26 Garfield vs. The newspaper 51:32 The Joker is Jealous of Batman 1:19:49 The devil's demonic demisexual date with destiny
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Reluctantly,_it's_Morbin'_Time
27:53 Johnny Depp Wired Auto Complete interview 33:39 The Pogo Stick 48:48 Just Reading the Morbuis Screenplay 59:22 College-level Morbing 101 63:24 Mark Zuckerberg Changes from "Meta" to "Morb" 70:01 Auction House Sotheby's 1:17:51 Fantastic Four casting call...
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Wrecking_Ball_Miley_Cyrus_ft_Jack_Black
https://www.zazzle.com/store/coldreads/products https://current.onelink.me/UBJ6/8dqy5j25 8:49 Waiter sings Breakup Song 20:00 Every Wedding Trish has ever been to 41:53 Tomahawk Doesn't like being told he sounds like Jack Black 49:14 Standup ColdRead Performed by Mesh, written by Brian 62:24...
About this show
The OozeBear Public Podcast is a collection of jams, practices, live shows, or whatever else may be created on the OozeBear audio improv app and submitted by its users to the podcast. Open jams occur every Monday at 7PM ET if you want to play or listen to live improv online. Create, record, and submit your own episode on OozeBear.com
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