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Orange Chips Podcast
by Alex Ledine & Todd McEntee
A podcast made up of mostly nonsense with the occasional gem of useful information.Two world travellers from New Cross Hospital, Wolverhampton share their opinions on Life, Culture and Travel.Welcome to the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.
Episodes
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Episode 46 - How to survive a plane crash
It's the final episode of Season 1. Alex is finally leaving Wolverhampton to head back to Bangkok. We have some plans for the next season of the podcast and will return after a couple of weeks. As for this week you can expect more of the usual rubbish: Woman loses glass up herself How to survive…
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Episode 45 - I Was Born Alone And I'll Die Alone... No You Weren't
We go in on these Instagram / TikTok soundbite quotes, especially the Peaky Blinders one. Discuss why humans aren't the worst animals on earth (hint Dolphins are). Quick chat about why it's probably worth just breaking the law. Little bit of poo news and slagging of Americans as usual. Then…
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Episode 44 - The Pigcasso Dog Scam
Don’t try to hide your wig. They’ll always find out in the end. Snoop Dogg finally embraces his true calling and the Piano Knob is on the loose. Learn a new scam (can’t fail) and even get some dating advice, plus learn how to approach people on the street. Evidently this week is jam packed with...
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Episode 43 - Pringles are an indoor crisp
Roundup of Kepa's amazing penalty shootout A 10x Far East Scam The state of breakfast roll prices in Britain is ridiculous Alex solves the energy crisis Could write more but just listen. Alex
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Episode 42 - Bloody Loads Of News
Todd's had covid so we have two weeks of news rolled into one podast this week. Class as usual.
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Ep 41 - Little Jakey S**t Face
Advice for all of the moms out there: If your son gets dog poo on his face. DON'T take a photo and get the story on BBC news. Poor Jakey. Anyway in other news: Security guard finishes lazy artist's $1,000,000 painting British rugby players slag off the Superbowl Sir Captain Tom Moore's...
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Ep 40 - The Metaverse Sex Machine
A bit more from Rogan-gate followed by Zouma-gate. Todd gives some advice for anyone trying to get into politics. We discuss the real reason for the fallout between God and Satan. Todd does his best Bee Gees impression. Alex gives us some great ideas for businesses including a metaverse...
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Episode 39 - Rogan-gate controversy
Turns out Joe Rogan is beating us on ratings so Alex stops censoring the podcast in a bid to hope that some aging rockstar will threaten to take their music off Spotify if Orange Chips is allowed to stay on the platform. Controversial topics discussed: Religion Pedos Abusive relationships Race...
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Episode 38 - Dogs Are Grasses
Why you shouldn't go down Crime Alley Why you shouldn't run over knife wielders How to fall asleep within 3 minutes The woman in that meatloaf song was from Sheffield How to kill a bear using only a tree Why smack addicts are good at hitting sales targets Why dogs are the best grasses
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Episode 37 - How to train your salmon
We get a bit philosophical this week. Who knew salmon and plastic could set the mind racing? Not gonna lie, salmon talk takes up a fair segment of this podcast but believe me it’s worth it. In other news, you can’t give us a poor rating or we’ll sue you for defamation.
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Episode 36 - I lost my bitcoin password
A lot of emails and news this week but they're the best bits innit? Is it wrong to listen to R Kelly? Is it okay to put cows in the matrix? Is it rude to call people without asking? Is Todd a bitcoin whale? What is the definition of madness? Is parkour a good hobby for the elderly? We're just...
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Episode 35 - The naughty boy and the huge magic hammer
Christmas and new year are now over and we are left with the monotony of January, statistically the most depressing month of the year. But fear not, you have the Orange Chips Podcast to remind you of these facts. We discuss why Thai wrapping paper is rubbish, what celebrities really think of Jeff...
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Episode 34 - Ice cream man turf war murder
Alex regrets letting a little old lady into the pharmacy before him. We discuss the ice-cream man turf war in Wolverhampton in the 80s after learning about the latest ice-cream man funeral. Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn't real? We...
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Episode 33 - This Christmas Cracker
Hope you enjoy this moderately Christmas-themed podcast containing the usual nonsense you have come to expect from this podcast. Description done.
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Episode 32 - Don't eat your dad
Why does Crazy Frog have a nob but long Kong doesn’t? Why are countdown prizes so s#!t? Why don’t teachers use those whistle things that only the kids can hear? As you can see we get pretty deep this time so only tune in you are prepared to engage your brain. This is more Donny Darko than Rocky…....
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Episode 31 - What do you call the zapper?
Doofer, Flicker, Mote, and Thingymajig were all popular answers. We find out how many sugars Todd has in his Lucozade, that Alex can outsmart a Raven, and whose Mom is the best. Disclaimer: Yet another section has been cut out after Todd decided to go off on a controversial tangent but don't let...
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Episode 30 - How woke is too woke?
If you like cowboys and complaining then you will definitely love this episode. If you're not a fan of cowboys and complaining then you will probably like it anyway, so still listen. Alex opens and closes Pandora's box when Todd loses his head whilst discussing "woke" culture and we learn some...
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Episode 29 - The train rant
Alex feels as rough as a badger's arse and todd feels permanently tired so stay tuned for an action-packed, jam-packed amazing show for you this week. Most of the podcast is taken up by us moaning about how much we hate British trains. Yeah.
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Episode 28 - Everyone's got a plan until your nob's been chopped off
Guy Fawkes grassing up Nobby Butler Japanese hospitals with dirty water Robots watching adult videos in the Metaverse Should pantomimes be canceled? Have a listen.
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Episode 27 - Marvel films are rubbish. Jean-Claude Van Damme films are class.
But of a mish-mash from the past couple of weeks. (Todd's microphone didn't record the last two episodes properly... again). Heads up - we don’t like Marvel or DC 😱 (shut up they’re rubbish). More importantly, are bars of soap a thing of the past? And does Newcastle United's new part own Amanda...
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Episode 26 - The dangers of letting little kids sell hotdogs
Today we learn that sometimes we need jobsworths and that Americans don’t get ABSOLUTELY everything wrong. Our new "African News" section is good this week so listen out for that. We also have a tip for being healthy with bacon sandwiches. The Burglary in Bangkok story is getting mental and we...
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Episode 25 - "War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya." - Winston Churchill
"War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya.” - Winston Churchill. This episode is probably better than Shakespeare if you ask Alex. If that doesn't get you up for it then our impromptu poetry definitely will. Good news: No dogs this week. Bad news: Alex's Google home...
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Episode 24 - Do you ever feel sorry for inanimate objects?
Now we’re usually random but here we’ve taken random nonsense to a whole new level…enjoy. You’ll discover that we do have a sensitive side, especially for cutlery and underwear. And if that isn’t enough to whet your appetite then I don’t know what is. Oh yeah I do, the next installment of a...
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Episode 23 - The one with the video
You can now watch us on actual video. Mad. Head over to our YouTube channel if you're into that sort of thing. Or if you want to keep it Old School then just stay tuned on here. Plenty of weird news, as usual, an alternative story of how the universe was created, a new comedy game, and the…
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Episode 22 - A burglary in Bangkok
Whales are the topic of the day. They’re really big right now. After our false start (professional as always) find out what we’d do if we witnessed a real burglary In our new dungeons and dragons style story. And a little more where that came from.
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Episode 21 - What the badger?!
If there's one thing our listeners can't complain about, it's getting enough news. We've got western news, far east news, shit news, spider news; you name it, we've got it. OCP is also the only podcast (that we know of) that has a dedicated section for scamming people. So tune in just for that....
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Episode 20 - The wholesome episode
We are officially no longer teenagers! Shout out to our teachers who said we would never achieve anything; what do you call this? A quick recap for those at the back: Don't bring your BMW to Birmingham Rugby fans aren't all they seem to be China's lost its head (again) We talk about the world's...
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Episode 19 - The Taliban are better dressed than the IRA
Above-average episode. Not that that is saying much but thought I would mention it. Topics of conversation include: Terrorist fashion (as can be seen from the title) Tom Cruise gobbling curries Eel facts (actually a good one this week) More rubbish news but that's not really our fault Just listen...
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Episode 18 - How to get free peas from ASDA
Tomorrow is Todd's birthday and he is buzzing. (Also partly as I told him to start acting more enthusiastic on the podcast) I talk about my trip to London, which was rubbish, and we somehow end up back onto the usual coarse topics... A cheeky little scam to get free peas from ASDA as well as a...
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Episode 17 - JK Rowling is scared of buses
A few things we realised this week: An ant would be a rubbish pokemon Transphobia is a fear of transport India is the worst nation per person at sport If that wasn't enough to whet your appetite, Ronald McDonald makes a guest appearance (mad). We guarantee no other podcast has all of THAT this...
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Episode 16 - Guns are dangerous, but not as dangerous as Gangnam
Probably the best place to hear about both guerilla marketing and gorilla glue in the same podcast. Meanwhile, the modern pentathlon may offer us all a route into the Olympics and we discuss the meaning behind the word yolo and a scanner. There’s loads more class stuff too, and we never lie...
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Episode 15 - I'll watch Britain win at anything
The Olympics, when shit sports are interesting and more proof that rugby players are perverts.. but no bum news this week. Alex scores 0% in his challenge and we are getting scarily good at film ideas. Whatever, just listen.
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Episode 14 - The mask is the new beard
We have to warn you, this podcast seems to be going downhill with the third successive week where "Far East News" has been replaced with "Bumhole News". Hear about Todd's anal procedure on his wammals as well as his new slightly unusual pet. Alex does a bit of singing so you might want to fast...
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Episode 13 - The car park scam
Next up in our get rich course is the car park scam. You can listen to previous episodes where we take you from zero cash up wards or you can imply jump in here if you have 21.99 lying around. Todd is a bit down about the football, well Alex is too but he has some good news as well. Nes is a bit...
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Episode 12 - Big Billy Borwich from Norwich
Don’t miss this if you wanna know why Alex thinks a Katie Price is the hottest woman on Earth and hear the latest from Big Billy Borich from Norwich. Oh and have you ever had a finger up your bum? Bums, Billy and Katie not doing it for you? Then tune in anyway to hear the latest way to scam...
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Episode 11 - "D'you know what I mean?" - Socrates
Word of warning, this episode contains more football content than most. We tried to balance it with a mention of Love Island however so we are doing our best. Few marine facts and Todd tells you how to survive a shark attack. We discuss 90s vs 2000s (football is also mentioned in this section)…
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Episode 10 - Have you seen my wammel?
Well have ya? Probably not. You probably don't even know what that means. Well stay tuned to find out as we take you through some key Black Country phrases. On top of that, find out how ants have been getting stronger, UFOs have been hiding and discuss the age-old question: Was Robin Hood a good...
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Episode 9 - Supermarket scam
Euro 2020 is underway and Todd has a message for Gareth Southgate (whether the team wins loses or draws, the message is basically the same). Find out how to get rich with Alex's supermarket scam along with his review of Aldi's latest range. And finally, you can enjoy the next installment of Sir...
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Episode 8 - Learning Chinglish with Todd and Alex
The cultured duo continues their educating of the masses with this week's Chinglish special. Learn how to train your dogs as well as enjoy renditions of famous songs in the style of Eric Cartman. The next chapter in the epic tale of Sir Alex and his Squire Todderick awaits you. Press play and…
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Episode 7 - Little Sammy Chung
Do you know Little Sammy Chung? The boys start a new story after the finale of Boob Boy and Tree Man last week. Of course some Far East News. Quick game of Good Person Bad Person and some educational points for those who are into that sort of thing. Sound alright?
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Episode 6 - All you need to know about foreign languages
This week our local language expert Alex shows us how to save various phrases in different languages in case you ever get into a situation where you need to say "That was very impolite you bastard" in Japanese. And if you want to hear about some top-quality freestyle rapping, Todd's on the case....
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Episode 5 - Baby jumping and toddler tossing
What's all this about then you ask. Well, here is a little taster for ya: A quick game of the old classic "Good Person Bad Person". Overrated/Underrated quick-fire round. Some information about some people are jumping over babies and tossing toddlers out of buildings. Some Nob News involving…
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Episode 4 - Rosa Parks is just one of those people who is just so annoying for bus drivers isn't she?
Who is more inspirational to women: Rosa Parks or Cardi B? Answers on a postcard. Alex has managed to get access to an exclusive clip from the upcoming Beatles documentary "Get Back" which he plays on the podcast. Hear Todd's amazing regional accents and also some facts about vacuum cleaners,...
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Episode 3 - This podcast has dogs involved
Todd is getting dogs! And he needs help naming them: Plank Rabbit Fossil Head Cat Alex debates some hot topics and we hear about the Mexican man whose dog was being investigated by the police. Do you know what kills more people: Falling out of bed or fishing? Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast...
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Episode 2 - Colin the caterpillar
All sorts happening this week. It's bloody mental! Kids finding monsters at a swampy lake. A new mirror that tells you the truth no matter how fat you are. Koalas who are going about committing crimes. Mad really. Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.
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Episode 1 - World problems solved in this episode: hunger
How does sweetcorn hold the answer to world hunger? Get advice as to what to do when your sports presenter idol tells you to f*** off in the supermarket. Find out which of these news headlines is real: Badger claims squatters rights in Dorchester Homicide victims rarely talk to police Trolls…
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The Pilot - "I would definitely kill a poodle at this age" Alex
Did you know Come together by The Beatles is about bukakke? At what age could you still win a fight to the death with a poodle? Why are China conducting anal tests on Japanese citizens? Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.
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A podcast made up of mostly nonsense with the occasional gem of useful information.Two world travellers from New Cross Hospital, Wolverhampton share their opinions on Life, Culture and Travel.Welcome to the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.
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Alex Ledine & Todd McEntee
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